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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 21:48:07 No.17153149 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17153582 >>17153740 >>17153878 >>17154181 >>17154331 >>17154655 >>17157065

Think of a Pokemon.
Got it?
u super dooper sure?

This pokemon is assisting you at your job from now on. How would it go?

Nice try asshole_________________________________________________________________________________________________

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 21:53:11 No.17153278 Report

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>jobs
>/vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 21:55:57 No.17153361 Report

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>work at car factory pressing metal into specific shapes with huge, unreliable, and complicated presses
>alakazam

looks like i'm getting a promotion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 21:57:06 No.17153403 Report

Quoted By: >>17153528

>ludicolo
I work at Taco Bell man. This is an actual improvement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 21:57:19 No.17153409 Report

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>Registered Nurse
>Audino

Convenient.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 21:58:53 No.17153467 Report

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>working
>not getting all kind of retard benefits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:00:54 No.17153528 Report

Quoted By: >>17156058

>>17153403

Our meat is no es fake!

As for mine:
>Blaziken
>Front Desk Clerk at a Hotel

Considering we're either feast or famine in terms of people coming in, it might be helpful or unneeded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:03:36 No.17153582 Report

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>>17153149
>tyrantrum
>cashier at grocery store
>he can't even bag their shit for me because T.Rex arms
>gets as angry as me at customers but eats them instead of internalizing it.
I'm getting fired

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:04:55 No.17153614 Report

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>Slaking
>I don't work

Well then..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:05:36 No.17153630 Report

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>work in shipping and restocking at a supermarket
>meloetta
It's like watching K-On

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:05:50 No.17153641 Report

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>buneary
>warehouse
all the food gets eaten and I find a new job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:07:36 No.17153681 Report

Quoted By: >>17154280

>Joltik
>Pub

I-I don't know how it would help me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:08:21 No.17153705 Report

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>Beldum
>Construction worker
It'd be great if he knew anything else besides fucking Take Down. Thanks for wrecking that wall I just put up, asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:09:22 No.17153727 Report

Quoted By: >>17156188

>Front Service Clerk at Publix
>Noivern

I can send Noivern to get items for the customers, have him help me find shopping carts in the parking lot, become part of the delivery service, and have him help me out with greeting customers. All while trying to prevent him from eating everything in the produce area.

Yes please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:09:44 No.17153740 Report

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>>17153149
Chillin' with a Slakoth all day. I love this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:12:14 No.17153802 Report

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But Wobbuffet, you don't even have fingers!
How can I trust you to edit properly?
You are silly.
A silly Wobbuffet!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:12:28 No.17153808 Report

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>Tfw can't play because no job.

Suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:15:19 No.17153878 Report

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>>17153149
>Arceus
>Photographer/Translation assitant.
Well, life is easy as fuck now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:21:44 No.17154045 Report

Quoted By: >>17154280

>Baker
>Binacle

???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:23:13 No.17154086 Report

Quoted By: >>17154199

Mawile, I draw and animate for $$$.

Well, it'd be cute I guess. I really need somebody to keep me company during those long hours alone in front of a screen, aside from Skype. I could leave her with a box of crayons and a stack of printer paper and it'd be like having a daughter. Maybe open a cute website called "Drawings From My Mawile". ;__;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:24:32 No.17154115 Report

Quoted By: >>17154199

>Groundskeeper at a public park
>Tyranitar

How am I supposed to pick up trash when there's sand fucking EVERYWHERE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:26:25 No.17154162 Report

Quoted By: >>17154175

>graphic designer
>Smeargle
oh yez

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:27:13 No.17154175 Report

Quoted By: >>17154239

>>17154162
>paints on screen

Oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:27:25 No.17154181 Report

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>>17153149
>Baker.
>Joltik.
Attracts customers by being cute i suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:27:56 No.17154199 Report

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>>17154086

>Drawings From My Mawile

I would follow the shit out of that

>>17154115

Get back to work, Rigby.

>Implying you do work in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:28:39 No.17154214 Report

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A Carvahna would just eat all my college work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:29:32 No.17154239 Report

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>>17154175
He could be used to help at sketching ideas on paper and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:30:41 No.17154272 Report

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>work as an in-home caretaker with a 40 year old retard with crippling autism and schizophrenia
>Gengar

This will be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:31:12 No.17154280 Report

Quoted By: >>17154320

>>17153681
power for your pub

>>17154045
everytime you need water to add to the dough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:32:35 No.17154310 Report

Quoted By: >>17154355 >>17154372

>sales associate at a book store
>Aggron

oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:33:18 No.17154320 Report

Quoted By: >>17154390

>>17154280
Do you really want some pokemon to puke up water for the dough?

"Alright, hey binacle, help me with this"
"BLEURAAUAHUHAG"
"Thanks!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:33:39 No.17154331 Report

Quoted By: >>17154450 >>17155723

>>17153149
>Clawitzer
>House Painter
>tfw I will no longer have to power wash houses by myself
>tfw none of you know what I'm talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:34:28 No.17154355 Report

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>>17154310
MASTER I SHAT IN ALL OF THE BOOKS
MASTER DO YOU STILL LOVE ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:35:03 No.17154372 Report

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>>17154310

>MASTER, I JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT ON YOUR BOOKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:36:13 No.17154390 Report

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>>17154320
Have it wash the toilet, then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:38:21 No.17154450 Report

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>>17154331
>power wash houses
Of course I do, I've seen an informercial on that, it was a hose attachment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:40:15 No.17154506 Report

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>metalworker
>Rhydon

why not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:46:29 No.17154655 Report

Quoted By: >>17154681 >>17154723

>>17153149
>College
>Gardevoir
Um, it can help me study?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:47:24 No.17154681 Report

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>>17154655
"study"

:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 22:48:53 No.17154723 Report

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>>17154655
>use mind reading on smarter student/the professor and then telepathy the answers to your mind.
pretty much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:00:14 No.17155031 Report

Quoted By: >>17155071

>programmer
>Malamar

Well, I think it can get a cup of coffee for me, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:01:59 No.17155071 Report

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>>17155031
yeah, but the coffee will make you more tired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:06:23 No.17155185 Report

Quoted By:

'>I work at a hardware store
>Zebstrika

I'd gloriously ride my steed through the store to help those in need.
and get fired

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:09:04 No.17155264 Report

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>lilligant
>office shit

a secretary who cant bring me coffe because no hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:10:55 No.17155302 Report

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>Work security at an airport
>Electrode

Fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:13:40 No.17155381 Report

Quoted By: >>17155502

>tfw gay porn extra
>mfw Feraligatr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:16:23 No.17155452 Report

Quoted By: >>17155472

>Magnezone
>Bike Shop
NO MORE LOST BALL BEARINGS THANK FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:17:10 No.17155472 Report

Quoted By: >>17155974

>>17155452
>Bikes start flying towards magnezone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:17:44 No.17155484 Report

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>Kart attendant
>Ariados

Hmm *gasp* SPIDERMAN POWERS!
GIVE ME THAT KART WAY OVER THERE! AND THAT ONE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:17:46 No.17155485 Report

Quoted By: >>17155514 >>17155537

>be lifeguard
>save lives and save poon with my bro electivire

whenever someone goes into cardiac arrest i can use him instead of an actual defibulator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:18:22 No.17155502 Report

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>>17155381
post pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:18:50 No.17155514 Report

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>>17155485
woops meant to say slay poon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:19:34 No.17155537 Report

Quoted By: >>17155604

>>17155485

d-does that happen a lot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:20:10 No.17155550 Report

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Volcarona

I work in a library so I'm pretty much fucked. The smell and crackle of burning literature everywhere and unhappy patrons screaming at the sight of a gigantic insect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:20:39 No.17155561 Report

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>Freelance camera dork
>Sharpedo

Ummm.... Not that great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:22:23 No.17155604 Report

Quoted By: >>17155777

>>17155537
which part? the saving or the slaying of the poon? the saving doesnt go down alot other then a few where you just go in and help them before they drown, but the poon, my god the glorious poon that flocks to you as a lifeguard. hell you don't even have to be that attractive either and to get certified isnt hard as long as you can swim and have very minimal athletic ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:27:15 No.17155723 Report

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>>17154331
Who doesn't know what power washing is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:28:08 No.17155745 Report

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Slaking, no job, works for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:28:17 No.17155749 Report

Quoted By: >>17155857

Absol can help me find a fucking job then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:29:32 No.17155777 Report

Quoted By: >>17155845

>>17155604

the cardiac arrest. obviously everyone likes a nice ripped lifeguard :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:33:05 No.17155845 Report

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>>17155777
nah that doesnt happen to often its usually someone old if it does. and tbh im actually not ripped haha not in bad shape tho also gnarly trips m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:33:39 No.17155857 Report

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>>17155749
>looks like this fag is indeed qualified for this job
>oh wait it has an absol, and he has been staring funny at our building
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:37:48 No.17155948 Report

Quoted By: >>17156020

Gengar

I'm a plumber.. I can't tell how that would go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:38:05 No.17155952 Report

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>Flygon
>Flight Instructor

Fly in formation next to me and keep me company I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:38:23 No.17155957 Report

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>Ditto
>selling occult charms and religious paraphernalia
I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Overall it would probably be the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:39:16 No.17155974 Report

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>>17155472
The only ones made of steel are a) shit, b) really fucking heavy, and c) owned by either rednecks or niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:39:51 No.17155988 Report

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>Washing dishes
>Ludicolo

At least he can blast off the excess gunk for me before I put it in the washing machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:41:49 No.17156020 Report

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>>17155948
Probably not that bad - it can pass through walls, right? It'd be able to tell you exactly where blockages are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:43:56 No.17156058 Report

Quoted By: >>17156199

>>17153528
Mein nigger!
except for
>Scizor

I feel... like this may go poorly...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:44:04 No.17156061 Report

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Scyther

Doctor.
How can you even hold suture material or take blood? Assisting in surgery? Bitch aint sterile, can't wear gloves. Useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:49:30 No.17156188 Report

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>>17153727
Greeting customers

"Hello, and welcome to-"
"BOOM BURST"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:49:47 No.17156199 Report

Quoted By: >>17157013 >>17157113

>>17156058

Talk about getting a complaint about bugs.

There was a group from the Bronx came into our hotel once, and they got freaked out over some Stink bugs, which are harmless. They thought they were some super tick or something. Granted there were about five or so around the room, and that's usually when you change rooms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:52:56 No.17156309 Report

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>Riolu
>Lawfirm

I...what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2014 23:56:53 No.17156404 Report

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>Arceus
fuck myjob, I'm the oner of GOD!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:06:00 No.17156628 Report

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>Slowbro
>Security Guard
I'm ok with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:06:51 No.17156644 Report

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>Quagsire
>Unemployed student

i dunno

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:08:20 No.17156687 Report

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>editor fag
>porygon2
>lodesamonie

captcha related
>leiback Some

4914-4174-4259 Crush

4914-4174-4259 Crush Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:18:58 No.17156974 Report

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>Unemployed
>Gardevoir
Perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:20:05 No.17157013 Report

Quoted By: >>17157113

>>17156199
Seriously.
We had a family from Ontario complain about bed bugs once, and it turned out to be the exact same thing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:22:10 No.17157065 Report

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>>17153149
>Clothing Store Cashier
>Typhlosion
As long as he doesn't burn the customer's clothing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:23:20 No.17157100 Report

Quoted By: >>17158343

>retail hell
>Malamar
Time to quit this shit job and start my plan for world domination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:23:37 No.17157113 Report

Quoted By:

>>17156199
>>17157013
#illuminati

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 00:37:20 No.17157443 Report

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>Waitress
>Forretress

>Excuse me there appears to be a spike in my soup
>Forretress, again? Ugh, use Rapid Spin!
>Soup goes everywhere!
>Wedding ruined!
>???
>Fired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 01:07:34 No.17158156 Report

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>Night stockman at Walmart (I usually work in either Dairy or Frozen departments)
>Snorlax

I'm not cleaning up that mess...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 01:10:39 No.17158241 Report

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>Bulbasaur
>Customer Service using computers and phone

Not sure if it would be of any use whatsoever. A pokemon who knows teleport would be super useful though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 01:14:49 No.17158343 Report

Quoted By:

>>17157100
>Retail
>Gengar

I wish to join your cause

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 01:16:31 No.17158383 Report

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>pizza place
>whimsicott

Umm this is no place for a Whimsicott it can't really help at all and I just feel bad for it having to be there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 01:18:09 No.17158408 Report

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>Lucario
>Office work

Well, he can blowjob me

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