Hey /vp/ I have a friend who every time I battle I lose. I hate it. It isn't because I lose, but because he turns into a smug jackass about it every single time. Naturally he's my friend and I want to keep battling, but I've had enough.
I want to win. I want it to be crushing. Our next little battle is in 1 week when he gets back from his family vacation, and I'm desperate.

This is where you come in. If I'm going to make a team that even stands a chance I'm going to need a secret weapon. This weapon you ask?

A Ditto. A 6IV Japanese Ditto to be precise. If any kind anon grants me one I have the possibility to crush him in power but also style thanks to masuda method. He's never gotten a shiny and I can't think of anything better than possibly beating him with the one thing he hasn't been able to get.

I don't expect any handouts. I don't have much to offer but I have a few penta-perfects and even some shinies I'd be willing to part with as long as I have the CHANCE to try and shut him up for good.