/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #17158901

>2014
>Thinking adult activities are more fun than kid activities.

I'll probably still be pokemon when I'm 100 years old, and truth be told many of us might be too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:07:22 No.17159609 Report

Quoted By: >>17159739 >>17159749 >>17159799 >>17160248

>>17159477
>how could getting wasted and fucking fine women compare to raising my loveless, virtual chastity belt?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:10:36 No.17159699 Report

Quoted By: >>17159735

>Coming all the way to /vp/ to tell us that.
>Being a resident of /vp/ and doing this just to get us worked up.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:12:02 No.17159735 Report

Quoted By: >>17159972

>>17159699
>implying i'm a resident

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:12:09 No.17159739 Report

Quoted By: >>17159843

>>17159609
10/10 would agree with...

If Pokémon somehow prevented these activities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:12:22 No.17159749 Report

Quoted By: >>17159843

>>17159609

Getting wasted just means you hate your life. And guess what, girls don't give a fuck about you playing Pokemon as long as you bring home a good paycheck and have all your shit in order.

I know, it's mind-blowing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:13:47 No.17159799 Report

Quoted By: >>17159943

>>17159609
What's fun about spending your life drinking and having sex?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:13:59 No.17159807 Report

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>>17158901
I play with toys meant for boys, call the cops.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:15:26 No.17159843 Report

Quoted By: >>17159972 >>17160304

>>17159739
he said playing pokemon was more fun than that, not that it prevented it

>>17159749
>this is what manchildren actually think

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:17:37 No.17159896 Report

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>>17159115
> posting on 4chan

We are all manchildren here.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:19:19 No.17159943 Report

Quoted By: >>17159972 >>17160259

>>17159799
to the normal, non-neckbearded man, an orgasm with a women feels 1000x better than beating your childish distractions from your own meager existence

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:19:49 No.17159952 Report

Quoted By: >>17160099

>>17158901
>2XXX
>Playing anything
>Not toiling for 18 hours per day in the factories built by our robotic overlords

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:20:34 No.17159972 Report

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>>17158901
>>17159735
>>17159843
>>17159943
Go back to /pol/

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:22:44 No.17160032 Report

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Why not get drunk then fuck a prostitute while playing pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:25:02 No.17160099 Report

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>>17159952
>implying a kids distraction is more fun than living out your life to the fullest
stay pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:26:38 No.17160144 Report

Quoted By: >>17160216

>Not catching them all
Read the rules, /pol/

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:29:16 No.17160216 Report

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>>17160144
>catching them all
good goy, continue with your games while i take over your country from within

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:30:57 No.17160248 Report

Quoted By: >>17160295

>>17159609
>fucking fine women
>posting on 4chan

pick one

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:31:20 No.17160259 Report

Quoted By: >>17160364

>>17159943
>have gf
>came inside of her bareback 50+ times
>I still prefer that feel when I randomly encounter a shiny, catch it and train it

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:32:46 No.17160295 Report

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>>17160248
>hurr durr, he posts on my super secret club so he must be a virgin like me!
guess again kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:33:00 No.17160304 Report

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>>17159843
>Failing to detect sarcasm

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 02:35:04 No.17160364 Report

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>>17160259
>plays pokemon
>has gf
>is telling the truth
pick any two but the first two

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