Yeah, well, you know what I'll do, you animu piece of shit? You want to fucking know? I'll fuck you all. I'll penetrate every goddamn hole of each and everyone of you motherfuckers. Blaziken is first, because of the three, he's the least ugly, and I'd rather fuck a chicken than some Jap with daddy issues. I'm gonna tie that fuckin Blaziken down, and spread its legs wide. I'm gonna stick my cock so far up its cock its urethra is gonna fucking split in half. It will have a fucking sideways flop penis. Then I'll pull my erection out of his penis and stick it in his fucking fowl asshole. I'm gonna fucking push his colon into his stomach causing severe discomfort, which will cause you to spend thousands upon thousands of dollars on medical bills. Then I'll whip it out and push it in his mouth. His beak will be broken when I bend my cock upwards and snap that fucking chicken beak off. Then I'll insert my dick in his left eye and push it into his goddamn cranium. Then I'll pull it out and move onto Glaceon. I'll put it right into that pussy's pussy. That icy hymen is all mine, motherfucker. It will strucker, waving its delicate paws, but its too late. Due to its size, the cervix will push into the stomach, and the liver will come sliding out its throat. The anus is only a quarter of an inch wide, but I'll push it in. Real hard, no lube. When I pull out, that fucking Glaceon will have a prolapse on the spot. Then I'll snap the jaw in half to push my cock in, putting the liver back its place. Then I'll rip off your spats shorts, and cum inside. You'll give birth by my force or you fucking die. You'll have to default on the fucking mortgage to pay for the baby, because it was only born with 12 chromosomes and it's kinda dumb.
>mfw
