OK /vp/, think of a pokemon.Got it? Are you sure? Last fucking chance! Here we go! Your life now depends on SECRETLY smuggling that illegal pokemon across the border without using pokeballs! How fucked are you?
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>>17190449 >Butterfree Sleep Powder + Whirlwind
That was easy.
Kdo 1564-3518-3824 (drapion, gloom, garbador)
Kdo 1564-3518-3824 (drapion, gloom, garbador) Tue 07 Jan 2014 06:57:56 No. 17190496 Report sudowoodo
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>Typhlosion
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>Zoroark
Tyson 2836 - 0882 - 1245 [fairy: Dendennede, mawhile, clefairy]
Tyson 2836 - 0882 - 1245 [fairy: Dendennede, mawhile, clefairy] Tue 07 Jan 2014 07:00:37 No. 17190525 Report Quoted By:
Ariados
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>>17190449 >Torterra Fuck. Hide it with some trees in a labeled greenery truck or something.
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>>17190492 Literally a butterfly. It can just fly past the border unnoticed.
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>Pic related
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>>17190449 kabutops. this should be easy but fuck I still dunno.
I'm pretty sure IRL horseshoe crabs are illegal as fuck to smuggle too cause like their blood is magic.
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>>17190654 It can go underground
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>>17190449 What's the pretense as to why we need to smuggle the Pokemon and is the Pokemon wild or tamed?
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>Blaziken >pokedex entry
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>>17190683 Bah. What I meant to say was why can't it be in a Pokeball?
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>Castform
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>>17190709 because i fucked you're mom
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>>17190449 Ampharos... I don't have to worry, I'm fucking mexican, so i'll find someone here to do the job
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>>17190449 Rampardos. I'm done, bye.
Zharkos !!+Y9hmoyV14n
Haunter...Th-they can go invis right?
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>>17190644 >>17190677 That's...a good point. Guess you'd just have to make sure it digs deep enough & far away from a town/city that people wouldn't notice.
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>Seviper >it's almost 9 feet long
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>>17190740 >you're Learn to homophone faggot.
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>>17190840 your a fag, and eye fucked you're sister two
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>>17190683 pokemon are illegal in your country, and somehow you got wrapped into this by a mafia-level gang. The pokemon cant be in balls because of radar detection or some shit. The pokemon are tamed, but only enough to follow basic commands. Good enough?
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>>17190449 Mexican here, I thought of a Nidorino, my ultimate nigga since RBY, I can do it easily.
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>Heracross
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Life's easy when you always pick the pokemon type with hack level powers.
Vareki (2552-2133-0093) Dragon - Fraxure / Shelgon / Druddigon
Vareki (2552-2133-0093) Dragon - Fraxure / Shelgon / Druddigon Tue 07 Jan 2014 07:31:04 No. 17190938 Report >pumpkaboo
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>>17190877 At least I won't have to use tranquilizers.
It's much easier to transport a living thing that I don't have to make sure to keep knocked out every couple of hours.
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>>17190938 I'm interested in doing it Mexican Halloween style, if you catch my drift.
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>>17190956 Bro they traffic shamu here, you can do Snorlax.
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>>17190449 >Petilil I could probably fit it in my coat or something.
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>Latias
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>>17191108 Latios, same here
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>magcargo
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>>17191187 >No one noticing a snail burning hotter than the sun. good luck m8
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>>17191291 The world's already dead if it is as hot as the sun.
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>>17191356 I dont know how the hell it does it, or how a trainer can even use it, but the dex entries are there. From bulbapedia :
Magcargo's body temperature (18,000°F) is much higher than the temperature of the surface of the sun (9,940°F).
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>>17191447 With a body temperature that high, you would think it would have a higher base sp.atk total than 80. This poke truly got shafted hard in every aspect. What a shame too, its still one ofmy favorite mons.
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>>17191447 That's because dex entires are written by ten year olds.
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>Goodra
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>>17191526 Oh, meant coat obviously.
Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73
>Typhlosion welp, looks like Im running the border
Good thing I got the ultimate dirt road car
>vid related car in action http://youtu.be/0JXDcJQqZrA >if you dont think Roadkill is the raddest thing, then you can get the fuck outta my face Anonymous
>>17191504 Indeed, though was there any proof proving that it was the trainers who wrote it? I mean, take Pokemon the Origin for example. Red didnt write the entries, but they were kind of rather unlocked once he caught a pokemon.
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>>17191552 Nice, I would take a car like that over any "classy" or street racing car out there.
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>Hoppip
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Dragonite. I'll just ride one its back as it flies over the border. Easy.
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>>17190449 Talonflame.
I can order it to brave-bird across the border.
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>>17191848 I raise your brave bird with my hunting rifle.
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>Chandelure
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>>17191875 >not using smack down just to watch it plummet Anonymous
>>17191945 How? I am protecting the boarder of a country where Pokemon are illegal.
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>>17190449 Arceus.
There is no border now.
Only darkness.
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>>17191967 Unless Ghestsis' rule is in effect, at what point is having pokemon illegal? The point was illegally smuggling one over the boarder.
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>>17192174 Ladies and gentlemen, my reading comprehension.
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>Porygon-Z
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>Garchomp
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She's small but fuck, I don't even know where to begin.
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>Mewtwo >we are already there.
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>Hitmonlee
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Does smuggling imply the pokemon doesn't want to follow you
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>>17192560 Put her in a pot full of dirt and cover everything but the maw. Just pretend it's a tropical plant.
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>>17192609 Shit that's brilliant. Thanks anon.
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>Litwick >Put him in a lamp
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>>17192609 How will she breed?
>it's just a tropical plant officer. Yes I am aware it is biting me. Anonymous
>>17192625 >Breathe Fuck me
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Why did i have to pick tentacruel?
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>>17192649 I think you'll have to worry about something else
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>>17192625 >>17192633 oh anon, you and your lewd mind
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>>17192666 Yeah, he's not really concealable, is he? I really can't think of anything.
>>17190520 Zoroark doesn't even need your help.
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>>17192666 tentacle based apocalypse confirmed
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>>17192638 Get a truck, remove a tire. Paint the Scolipede black and replace the tire.
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>>Carbink
Kip !FR0hP.YNx.
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>>17191578 how could you fucking tell, that game was so graphically undeveloped that the trees were as tall as you and buildings were only three times as big as you were
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>Zorua
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>Fletchling
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>>17193129 >1'00" tall Good luck with that
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>>17190449 I guess I could surf it and go up rivers past the patrols.
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mudkip. awwww yeeeah.
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pic related, they can try and stop me. this motherfucker is a beast.
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which border are we talking about?
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>>17193346 lol thats who i picked. and my thoughts exactly
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>>17191665 Throw it in the air and let the winds take it over the border.
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The cuteness will melt away the border guards icy hearts.
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heliolisk can surf, sooo..
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Jigglypuff we teleport across! Pretty sure it learns it as a TM, otherwise it will have to put everyone to sleep.
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Shove that eevee in a duffel bag. Stick it with rapidash tranquilizers.
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Zoroark. It camos itself into something that can cross the border. That was easy.
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Kirlia, my Kirlia normally still knows Teleport until it evolves so, that shouldn't be too hard...maybe.
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I guess I'll just have to have Dragonite fly me to our destination.
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>>17190449 >persian "It's just a cat!"
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>>17190449 Ditto
this is gonna be a cakewalk
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>Infernape
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Shadowman - 1564-3268-9773 - Flying [spearow, swanna, fletchinder]
Shadowman - 1564-3268-9773 - Flying [spearow, swanna, fletchinder] Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:08:46 No. 17196162 Report Quoted By:
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>>17190449 What do you mean they're never going to wake up ? Border patrol was just d-doing their jobs. Darkrai nooooooooo
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>>17195446 >Just takin' this monkey with me across the border, nothin' to see here. Anonymous
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>Drifloon used minimize!
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>>17190449 >Breloom How hard can it be to get a fake passport, anyway?
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>didn't specify which border >USA/Canada border has hundreds of unguarded border >walk across >winrar
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>Scolipede.
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>Avalugg
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>>17197935 No. The border between Ukraine and Russia.
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>>17190449 Eevee.
As long as it isn't hostile/exposed to evolution conditions on the way, should be fine.
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>Umbreon
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Shedinja. It's a ghost, so maybe it can turn invisible?
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> Volcarona
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Caterpie. Again.
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>>17199041 2 meter high, 500 kilogram coffee table.
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>>17190449 >Porygon-Z I'll just upload it into a USB stick or stick it in a Dropbox.
Does anybody remember the anon who said they were going to remake the first few scenes in Lion King using Pokemon? Anonymous
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>>17190768 How are they going to stop it even if it can't?
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>>17190449 Not fucked at all, Im about to get PAID
>porygon >stick him on a flashdrive. >hell,, attatch him to an email >fuck, just tell him where to get out of the computer! makin mad pokedollars
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Ditto.
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>>17190513 Why did we think the same thing?
Hard Mode: Zombies have infected the country The Last of Us Chris: 3368 - 2524 - 4117 (Ditto, Lilpup, Minccino) [6 Shinies]
Chris: 3368 - 2524 - 4117 (Ditto, Lilpup, Minccino) [6 Shinies] Tue 07 Jan 2014 22:16:21 No. 17202841 Report Quoted By:
>Rayquaza
Chris: 3368 - 2524 - 4117 (Ditto, Lilpup, Minccino) [6 Shinies]
Chris: 3368 - 2524 - 4117 (Ditto, Lilpup, Minccino) [6 Shinies] Tue 07 Jan 2014 22:20:40 No. 17202933 Report >>17192624 "Why's that one 'lamp' have a face?"
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>>17195446 Someone's been playing too much TF2
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>>17197935 My nearest is Wales/England. I think I should manage pretty much anything
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Picked Jynx. Not hard, practically looks like a deformed person. I guess it would be tough if they were looking specifically for a Jynx. I thought this thread was which pokemon you'd have sex with
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>Mamoswine >mfw
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He's only two feet tall and already wrapped in bandages, I can just wrap it in blankets in the back of a truck. Or disguise it as a baby and put it in a swaddle.
Sonja 4038-6331-9328(Cascoon,Garbodor,Muk)
Sonja 4038-6331-9328(Cascoon,Garbodor,Muk) Tue 07 Jan 2014 22:32:22 No. 17203176 Report Quoted By:
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Groudon.>dig >win >eruption, make it rain fiery hurt everywhere >people flee >go through border unopposed
Bronto 2492-5279-6943 (Flying) doduo hawlucha tranquill
Bronto 2492-5279-6943 (Flying) doduo hawlucha tranquill Tue 07 Jan 2014 22:34:27 No. 17203225 Report Quoted By:
Easy as Fuck
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>>17202933 Make sure Litwick has its back to the patrol guy.
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>>17191921 >what is ghost type go invisible. or just let it float right on through, there's not much the border patrol can do about a fucking ghost
and on that note:
>golurk fuck the border, we're going to rocket right over
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>>17199390 That... that sounds like an endearing movie plot...
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>>17190449 >Smeargle Well, I guess with a little face paint or something I could make it look like a monkey. Maybe forge some papers for a zoo transfer or something.
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Considering that they'd prefer to flitter around during the day, I'd have to move across the border at night/early morning.
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>>17192633 >>17192625 a snorkel or something
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How are they going to stop Diglett from getting in?
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>>17190449 >Remoraid >a revolver Fuck.
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>Lucario >Uh...we're on our way to a furry convention?
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>Lucario >Uh...He's on his way to a furry convention?
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>Snorlax I'm clompletely fucked
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>>17190449 >Sailors We can use five to swim around it right?
>>17190496 Anonymous
>Porygon-Z >glitching out and spazzing everywhere >literal physical manifestation of a computer virus
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>>17203207 The idea was to make it through undetected, not announce its presence to everyone.
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>>17203996 /r/ing this too. I saw that pic but never saved it.
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>>17190449 >Magneton Easy man, stick it to the bottom of the car.
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>>17190449 >Rotom Nope, just me and my refrigerator.
Vikaz 3239-4086-3943 Pawniard Sandile Absol
Vikaz 3239-4086-3943 Pawniard Sandile Absol Tue 07 Jan 2014 23:48:05 No. 17204667 Report >Dialga
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>>17190449 Hmmm, Dunsparce. I guess I can either dig under or just say that it is a cute pillow :3 (1m long but still)
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>Tropius
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>Arceus >Recreate the universe [Heaven]-style so that you were on the other side of the border to begin with.
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>Ferrothorn >Bribe a trucker to pass it as a compact ecologic Bulldozer that Works on water and sunlight. >Win
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>Kirlia
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>>17205214 >why is her skin greenish white >and what's with the proportions on her legs Anonymous
>>17194772 >What's wrong with your wife's face? >Please sir, she's very sensitive about that. Anonymous
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>>17190449 >Joltik Hah. Stick it in my pocket and just chill.
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>>17205214 >intelligence necessary to pass for a human girl Pokemon can at least say their own names, so it'll be smarter than all the human girls.
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>>17205805 Tumblr feminists incoming in 3... 2...
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>>17193304 Well, half of a beast. You probably don't have a Mr. Fish, just a regular Gyarados.
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Andrew 1736-1317-8739 (Fletchinder, Magmar, Pyroar)
Andrew 1736-1317-8739 (Fletchinder, Magmar, Pyroar) Wed 08 Jan 2014 05:01:02 No. 17211701 Report Quoted By:
>>17190449 >Greninja >Ninja in his fucking name I don't need to aid him.
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How the fuck am I goingh to secretly smuggle a Tyranitar?
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>>17192839 >use speed boost you little shit we don't have time for this crap A-Town 3222-5798-3376 Water (Gyarados, Octillary, Frogadier)
A-Town 3222-5798-3376 Water (Gyarados, Octillary, Frogadier) Wed 08 Jan 2014 05:20:10 No. 17212045 Report Quoted By:
I'll put over my shoulders as if it were a cape and have its head on top of mine like it's the Minish Cap.>Just going to a convention boarder fellas' >Nuthin' to see here >Nuthin' at all >Just my squaking hat and flaming cape >I burst into flames >Moltres flys away >I have second degree burns >I'm now in jail >Crasher Wake and Chuck are also in here >Their my cell mates >I try to convice them to break out >They just gay and want a piece of ass >RAPED IN POKEMON JAIL FML >Never see Moltres again
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ok so its a snorelax....
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Won't even break a sweat. Best case it is in my phone worst I have to explain my weird looking fan
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>Tyranitar We playing by Unova rules here, so this sand's going to stick around for longer than five fucking turns. A lot longer.
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>rayquaza >sneak
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>Goomy
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Chansey. Good luck fitting that up your bum
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>>17190449 >Garbodor Something smells, anon. . .
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>Latios >A highly intelligent Pokémon. By folding back its wings in flight, it can overtake jet planes.
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>>17199336 interesting. thanks, anon
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>>17199768 I do, and it would have been glorious.
Also, that's a pretty neat idea for Porygon Z
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>>17190449 >Natu >Leave Natu at home >Travel to San Antonio by myself, getting through customs easily >Visit the hospital there >Return home to Mexico >Have Natu teleport to the last hospital I visited >Done Anonymous
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>>17199677 Then the Japs come and bomb it because they think Mothra lives
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>heracross They're all in London
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>>17192512 Way to utterly destroy whatever computer it travels through
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>Chikorita
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>Togekiss posted in the thread with the porygon animation by mistake ugh
