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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 11:06:46 No.17193476 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17193900 >>17194781 >>17196163

>Battle starts
>Opponent sent out Gengar!
>Go Infernape!
>Infernape used Fire Punch!
>Opponent's Gengar fainted!
>THERE HAS BEEN A COMMUNICATION ERROR
>Passerby's shout out is 'Git Gud Figgit'

Fucking passerbys.
Also, passerby stories thread I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 11:27:07 No.17193599 Report

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>"passerby challenges you to battle!"
>have a colossal brain fuck-up and think the format they chose is Flat (it's actually Normal)
>only select 3 pokemon
>opponent sends out 6 pokemon, three of which are popular competitive legends
>SHIT FUCK
>turns out they actually have no idea what they're doing
>sweep their entire team without losing a single 'mon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 11:30:11 No.17193619 Report

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>breeding ralts
>passerby blue wants to battle
>"sure why not, I needed a break anyways"
>MegaZard Y used Dragon Rage

Needless to say, I won 6-0. He seemed cool though since he gave me some powers later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 11:31:01 No.17193639 Report

Quoted By: >>17195418

>get a passerby single
>"this won't be so bad"
>Zygarde, Xerneas, Mewtwo, Zapdos, Moltres, Articuno
>okay, shell smash on cloyster
>6-0

>he challenges me every so often and thinks he's gonna do any better
>still keep him on my friends list because it's fun to beat him up

I'll feel bad eventually

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 11:43:04 No.17193731 Report

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>random wondertrade acquaintance wants to trade
>notice dat breeder ditto bank
>trade a random perfect poke with 5ivs for fun
>random starter with wrong ability in return
>they instantly go offline and haven't been online since

O-okay. Maybe we can trade next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 11:49:34 No.17193788 Report

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>random passerby wants to battle
>team of all water types
>send out charizard for shits and giggles
>mega evolve charizard
>Charizard used Solar Beam!
>disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:02:38 No.17193900 Report

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>>17193476
>been having connection problems lately
>don't want to battle people because if it cuts out at the wrong time it'll make me look like a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:03:52 No.17193908 Report

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>Guy challenges me
>Mostly even battle, I end up winning
>Guy challenges me again
>why not?
>His team now is full of counters for my team, and legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:48:04 No.17194766 Report

Quoted By: >>17198828

>Passerby challenges you to a battle
>Decide I'll accept
>Poor guy had no clue what he was doing
>Sweeped him 6-0 with a M.Garchomp

Other than that I usually don't accept random battles like that because 9 times out of 10 I'm busy breeding things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:50:11 No.17194778 Report

Quoted By: >>17195455

I hate when they disconnect after a fair long match, sometimes I even feel like giving out some 5IVs mons to people that give nice challanges, but those faggots disconnect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:51:04 No.17194781 Report

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>>17193476
4v4 battle spot dubs match
Enemy leads with infernape, tyranitar
I lead with Reuniclus, and Conkeldurr
He fakes out Conkeldurr, uses Protect on Tyranitar, and I Trick Room with Reuniclus
>OPPONENT DISCONNECT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:59:01 No.17194853 Report

Quoted By: >>17194886 >>17194904 >>17194919 >>17196349 >>17196354 >>17198645

>Challenged by random passerby
>His team is "muh legendaries" with Charizard Blaziken and Garchomp
>First turn
>He leads with Mewtwo against my Forretress
>Aura sphere me for not even 25% while i play with pebbles
>He switches out to Yveltal
>I switch to my Florges
>He hits me with Oblivion wing for 15% (crit) while I Calm mind
>He switches out to his Charizard
>Immediatly uses Flamethrower for 10%
>KO him with Moonblast
>Brings out Garchomp
>I Switch to Togekiss
>LOST CONNECTION WITH THE OTHER TRAINER

You'd think with Oblivion wing not hitting for SE damage, you'd know Florgés isn't a fucking Grass type. Why do so many people keep thinking it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:02:37 No.17194886 Report

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>>17194853
Because it looks like one.
I used to think Gardevoir was part Grass type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:04:16 No.17194904 Report

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>>17194853
> using electric moves on malamar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:05:44 No.17194919 Report

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>>17194853
Because it should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:10:55 No.17194959 Report

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>The opposing Garchomp evolved into Mega-Garchomp!
>The opposing Garchomp used Earthquake!
>It took less than 1/2 Milotic's HP
>Milotic used Ice Beam!
>Connection with the other trainer has been lost!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:12:15 No.17194973 Report

Quoted By: >>17195083

Has someone here ever tried using the vocal chat with random people that give you their friend code ?
I want to do it but i'm afraid i'll sound like a pedo, trying to talk with 10 years old kids about random stuff....

Mendez 2406-6049-1171

Mendez 2406-6049-1171 Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:22:17 No.17195083 Report

Quoted By: >>17195104

>>17194973
The fuck, there's vocal chat?!?!
How do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:24:24 No.17195104 Report

Quoted By: >>17195118 >>17195154

>>17195083
Turn on vocal chat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:24:28 No.17195106 Report

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>double battle
>opponent sends out blaziken and scolipede
>out comes crobat
>blaziken turned into mega blaziken!
>blaziken used protect!
>scolipede used protect!
>gliscor used swords dance!
>reuniclus used trick room!

pic related
I'm going to stop playing on wifi soon. Apparently it's given me the false notion that Adamant Crobat can outspeed greninja, but apparently everybody else is just retarded and don't run timid, naive, or jolly

Mendez 2406-6049-1171

Mendez 2406-6049-1171 Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:26:04 No.17195118 Report

Quoted By: >>17195133 >>17195140

>>17195104
No way!!
Where is that option under?
I thought there was no chat.
Is this not available when doing rating battles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:27:37 No.17195133 Report

Quoted By: >>17195147 >>17195154

>>17195118
Voice chat is only available when playing with people on your 3ds friend list.

Francis 3454-1282-6668 ICE [Snover, Bergmite, Cloyster]

Francis 3454-1282-6668 ICE [Snover, Bergmite, Cloyster] Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:28:33 No.17195140 Report

Quoted By: >>17195154

>>17195118
Check your settings on your 3ds and enable online interaction or whatever, then enable Game Chat. Under Settings ingame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:28:53 No.17195142 Report

Quoted By: >>17195159

THERE ARE ALREADY PEOPLE USING PERISH SONG MEGA FUCKING GENGAR ONLINE

Mendez 2406-6049-1171

Mendez 2406-6049-1171 Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:29:38 No.17195147 Report

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>>17195133
That explains it.

Mendez 2406-6049-1171

Mendez 2406-6049-1171 Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:30:54 No.17195154 Report

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>>17195140
>>17195133
>>17195104
Thanks, folks.
I used to love voice chat to trash talk, especially when I'm losing. My favorite form of trolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:31:36 No.17195159 Report

Quoted By: >>17195170

>>17195142
>Already

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:32:48 No.17195170 Report

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>>17195159
Not available unless you have pokebank

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:33:05 No.17195174 Report

Quoted By: >>17195220

This replay can speek for itself.
V9YG-WWWW-WWW3-HHY3

Mendez 2406-6049-1171

Mendez 2406-6049-1171 Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:37:44 No.17195220 Report

Quoted By: >>17195227 >>17195250

>>17195174
>V9YG-WWWW-WWW3-HHY3
How to use?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:38:03 No.17195223 Report

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Well, going to make some 6vs6 now.
If you see a parafuse Klefki, that's me.

Francis 3454-1282-6668 ICE [Snover, Bergmite, Cloyster]

Francis 3454-1282-6668 ICE [Snover, Bergmite, Cloyster] Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:38:27 No.17195227 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195220
VS. Recorder, insert code

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:40:38 No.17195250 Report

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>>17195220
>Go online
>Turn on Vs.Recorder
>Insert Code

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:41:35 No.17195258 Report

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I wish you could record even if someone disconnects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:48:33 No.17195324 Report

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>Opponent sent out Gliscor!
>Go Porygon2!
>Porygon2 traced Gliscor's Poison Heal!
>Gliscor used Toxic!
>next turn
>a communication error has occurred

Wiro 0361-7237-0447 ign: Alexis

Wiro 0361-7237-0447 ign: Alexis Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:52:21 No.17195359 Report

Quoted By: >>17195387 >>17195397 >>17196687

>shoutout ou battles
>get battle
>opponent uses double team
>win
>rematch
>double team again
>too much
>dc
>opponent starts trash talking on shoutout
>"quitter" etc.
>I answer sth like evasion clause
>reply is "smogon rules lol"
my cursing at this point was about equal as sub harvest trevenant's...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:54:43 No.17195381 Report

Quoted By: >>17195426 >>17195461

>Some guy named Mike keeps wanting to battle me
>Steamroll him everytime
>He wants to do a double battle, we team up and win
>Keeps challenging me and loses 6-0 or 5-0 everytime
>Eventually invites me to another double battle
>It's a setup
>Mike and a black girl named MIKE vs me and some french guy
>They both send out mega mewtwos, french guy literally does nothing but protect spam (multiple times in a row so it fails) and heal moves while they both focus fire me
>they get endless crits, ice beam freezes
>still somehow managed to kill three of them
>once I'm gone french guy continues to do that until he's dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:55:22 No.17195387 Report

Quoted By: >>17195469

>>17195359
You should have pokemon with unavoidable attacks. Sounds like your fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:56:37 No.17195397 Report

Quoted By: >>17195469

>>17195359
>not having Fidel Gastrodon with Clear Smog or anything with unavoidable attacks
It's your fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:59:06 No.17195418 Report

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>>17193639
I have one just like that, I think he added me to his friend list because the game keeps telling me I should register him or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 14:59:53 No.17195426 Report

Quoted By: >>17195462

>>17195381
Well that sounds like a movie, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:00:48 No.17195442 Report

Quoted By: >>17195477 >>17195983 >>17199994

>start battle with Jap passerby
>Using noncompetitive PvE for fun team, first time playing through X
>My team is standard fair, nothing too spectacular save Snorlax and Roserade
>See his team
>Mewtwo, Dialga, Yveltal
>He fucking leads with Mewtwo
>Doesn't swap out when I throw out Pangoro to wreck his shit in one hit
>Smack his Braviary out of the sky with Greninja
>He fails to swap his Mega Charizard out when I bring in Tyrantrum to, again, wreck shit in one hit
>DialgaStronk.png
>A battle of attrition endures, only Roserade is left with a Dialga with 2/3 health left
>Petal Dance
>Ded 'mon of space
>Hyped to win the match now
>Forgot he has a Yveltal
>Ded in one hit because Roserade is the frailest of the sharpest rapiers

I know it was unranked and just for fun, but seriously. These kids are hyper-inflating their teams using these legendaries.

Had another one soon after where the guy had one legendary, a Xerneas. Finally won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:01:36 No.17195455 Report

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>>17194778
Agreed, it's so annoying. You waste minutes of your life thinking about strategies and counters and once they see they're not going to win they dc on you and you don't even get a win. That sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:02:02 No.17195461 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195381
Git gud faget

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:02:11 No.17195462 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195426
I wish I had my 3ds with me, recorded it but at work and forgot to bring it.

Wiro 0361-7237-0447 ign: Alexis

Wiro 0361-7237-0447 ign: Alexis Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:03:09 No.17195469 Report

Quoted By: >>17195479 >>17195760 >>17199737

>>17195387
>>17195397
if i'm asking for a smogon ou battle, i expect the battle to be smogon ou aka. no double team, won the first battle tho

also
>sick of battling teams of non iv-bred/ev-trained ubers that get 6-0'd by my suicide lead
>shoutout "battle, no noobs pls"
>acquaintance Joe wants to challenge you to a battle
>just accept without even thinkin about checking it's normal rules singles
>choose your pokemons
>see opponent has ~lvl90 blaziken, mewtwo, yveltal, smogonbird and dont remember the rest
>dc
>new challenge by Joe
>accept again, same mistake
>dc
>Joe shoutouts "why no battle"
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:03:47 No.17195474 Report

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Im raging at rating battles right now. Rock slide missing both opponents pokemon and play rough missing, then blizzard freezing me for the whole fucking mathc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:04:41 No.17195477 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195442
I forgot to mention that in another battle I had some guy used fucking AURA SPHERE against my Roserade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:05:11 No.17195479 Report

Quoted By: >>17195964

>>17195469
> i expect the battle to be smogon ou
Then use the simulator you gigantic dumbfuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:06:38 No.17195490 Report

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>battle spot 3v3
>japanese girl
>she sends out azumarill first
>I send out arcanine
>knowing the standard azumarill set I assume she's either going to aqua jet or predict my switch and belly drum
>I use extreme speed
>crit!
>azumarill ate its sitrus berry
>azumarill used belly drum
>arcanine used extreme speed
>azumarill fainted!
>COMMINUCATION LOST

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:14:11 No.17195556 Report

Quoted By: >>17195582 >>17195590 >>17196788

>Be chilling with some bros
>We all brought our 3DS
>One friend challenges me to a friendly battle
>He wins
>Another friend challenges me, confident that he'll win
>I take an early lead
>He gets mad about me switching out Pokemon to use something resistant to what he uses
>I win
>He's mad and claims shit like this makes him not want to play Pokemon
Is there some sort of competitive rule against switching out or something? He seemed genuinely annoyed and surprised when I did it. I always thought that was part of the battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:16:35 No.17195582 Report

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>>17195556
>Is there some sort of competitive rule against switching out or something?

No, he's a fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:17:03 No.17195590 Report

Quoted By: >>17195729

>>17195556
That's like the mainstay of competitive. Keeps you on your toes. No one knows what's gonna happen. Lets you play ninja or some shit.

Your friend reminds me of my friend who bitches about every little rock that stubs his toe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:27:23 No.17195703 Report

Quoted By: >>17195761 >>17199331

I just had the most awesome fight I ever had on Pokemon Y. Thank you, Shayne.

LFBW-WWWW-WWW4-DWPL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:28:14 No.17195713 Report

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Some Jap guy uses draco meteor on an azumarill

Battle vid:
9MVW-WWWW-WWW4-DWQ8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:29:57 No.17195729 Report

Quoted By: >>17195740

>>17195590
Yeah, I mean, he gets mad whenever he starts losing at every video game, not just Pokemon, but the look on his face the first time I switched out confused the shit out of me. He acted like I had done some sort of battling sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:31:36 No.17195740 Report

Quoted By: >>17196369

>>17195729
Is your friend's name "Brian"?

Mine is.

It's always a Brian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:33:54 No.17195760 Report

Quoted By: >>17195964

>>17195469

You sound like a gigantic faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:33:56 No.17195761 Report

Quoted By: >>17195782

>>17195703
>battle if substitutes
That was weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:35:46 No.17195782 Report

Quoted By: >>17195791 >>17195835

>>17195761
I really didn't know how to react to that thing. Biggest mistake in my game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:36:54 No.17195791 Report

Quoted By: >>17195835

>>17195782
Having something with Infiltrator?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:41:00 No.17195835 Report

Quoted By: >>17195901

>>17195782
>>17195791
Infiltrator Crobat is a great counter to Whimiscott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:46:55 No.17195887 Report

Quoted By: >>17195960

>Passerby has challenged you to a battle!
>Has in-game team of charizard, chestnaught, blaziken, lucario, etc...
>M-Gyarados into Ddance
>Proceed to sweep entire team
>He has challenged me about TEN TIMES
with the same exact team, and each time I do the same thing to him
>tfw he will never learn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:48:18 No.17195901 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195835
if they're using a subseed whimsicott doesn't lack for counters at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:49:18 No.17195913 Report

Quoted By: >>17199817

itt: Grown men realise kids are playing their kids game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:49:20 No.17195915 Report

Quoted By: >>17195973 >>17201892

>Do my competitive shit on simulators
>IRL friend wants to battle
>Team in Y is shit because I havent even reached the elite 4 yet
>Lose, barely
>Friend thinks Im a casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:51:37 No.17195960 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195887
How is Mega Gyarados? I usually play my runthrough of the game with one, but having just done a SS AND a FireRed run with one, I was a bit exhausted.

Wiro 0361-7237-0447 ign: Alexis

Wiro 0361-7237-0447 ign: Alexis Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:51:54 No.17195964 Report

Quoted By: >>17195978

>>17195760
>>17195479
well excuse me for wanting to play with what i thought was the most used and balanced ruleset

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:53:02 No.17195973 Report

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>>17195915
>buying pokemon and not playing wifi.

why buy it at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:53:37 No.17195978 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195964
>smogon OU
>balanced
>same team everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:54:14 No.17195983 Report

Quoted By: >>17196001

>>17195442
>Keeping a Braviary in on Greninja
>ever

I hate it when people use legendary pokemon without even knowing how to use regular pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:55:49 No.17196001 Report

Quoted By: >>17196196

>>17195983
Worst thing? He had Fly on not only his Braviary, but also his fucking mega Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 15:58:32 No.17196024 Report

Quoted By:

There was a really good Jap I faced a few days ago, didn't use anything that was too strong either, no smogonbird or smogonfrog or sword or any of that shit. She used a weak armour Mandibuzz that caught me completely off guard late game and won

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:03:17 No.17196085 Report

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>"passerby challenges you to battle!"
>Don't realize level is set at no restrictions
>My level 50 pokemon against his level 100
Well, I killed two and almost killed another because they weren't EV trained, but fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:05:21 No.17196113 Report

Quoted By: >>17196133 >>17201051

>Someone challenges me to a battle
>accept
>win
>Their motto is now complaining about a single event in the battle
If I had a dollar for everytime I see someone's motto "LostToQuickClaw" or something similar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:06:42 No.17196133 Report

Quoted By: >>17196280

>>17196113
You should see the butthurt over Rocky Helmet on my Snorlax

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:08:45 No.17196160 Report

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Top lel, just faced someone using scrafty, donphan, eelektross, and he rage quit.
first turn i trick room with reuniclus, then I skill swap away eelektross's levitate, and his donphan brings it to his sash.
later, when he brings in his scrafty, I skill swap his indimidate and burn him, and he can't do shit.
I skill swapped intimidate to my other mon again, and he disconnects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:08:46 No.17196163 Report

Quoted By: >>17198450

>>17193476
>Passerbye Mateo wants to battle!
>Battle start!
>Sweep his team, he disconnects before sending out his last which is already nearly fainted
>Mateo challenges me again a couple minutes later with a switched up team
>Sweep him again, this time he stays online and registers me as a friend
>Gives me a "nice" and challenges me again with another changed up team
>4-2, Mateo has improved
>Couple hours later, trying to breed, Mateo challenges me again
>Beat him with my Talonflame and a couple level 1s of whatever I was breeding
>Mateo challenges again after giving me some O-powers
>Mateo plz
>Use worst team I could assemble, win 1-0
>Mateo is still not pleased
>Mateo challenges me again
>No more, Mateo, no more.
>Decline, Mateo gives me some powers, give him some, go about my way
>Every couple of days Mateo will challenge me to a battle
>Mateo is my favorite passerbye friend ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:11:57 No.17196196 Report

Quoted By: >>17196434

>>17196001
The only thing worse than an non-Scarfed, un-Jolly Braviary in on a Greninja is said Braviary knowing Fly.

That's a slot not used for Superpower, Roost, BRAVE BIRD, U-turn, or Return

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:12:15 No.17196200 Report

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>passerby challenges
>has Mewtwo, Yveltal, Lucario, Zygarde, Charities and Raichu
>leads with Mewtwo
>send out Protean Kecleon
>Mega evolves to Mewtwo X
>Aura Sphere takes away a quarter health
>use Shadow Ball and leaves him a little over a quarter of health left
>Aura Sphere again for same amount
>Trick Room + Shadow Ball
> disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:18:57 No.17196280 Report

Quoted By: >>17196515

>>17196133
I run Rocky Helmet Avalugg. Idiots run their Smogonburg into it and then dc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:24:39 No.17196349 Report

Quoted By: >>17197219

>>17194853
I don't know how people still can't know it's not grass type by this point, but frankly I don't care, because it's always funny as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:25:47 No.17196354 Report

Quoted By:

>>17194853
>>>>using moonblast on charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:27:20 No.17196369 Report

Quoted By:

>>17195740
Brian Gundersen? That guy's a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:29:08 No.17196392 Report

Quoted By:

>use toxicroak with fake out
>everybody always mega evolves their lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:31:34 No.17196434 Report

Quoted By:

>>17196196
Try toxic + Sky drop combo. More trolling indeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:36:41 No.17196498 Report

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>passerby challenge
>triple battle
>has a fun and enjoyable team
>6-0 with my in-game team but "competitive" version
>"nice" each other
>10 minutes later he challenges me again
>triple battle again
>uses a "muh dwagons" team expecting me to use the same team I had before
>I actually changed my team and coincidentally had my dragon slayer Mamoswine in it.
>disconects after a couple of turns
I bet he hates me now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:38:07 No.17196515 Report

Quoted By: >>17196786

>>17196280
Rocky helmet causes rages indeed.
Here's a battle from a tourney I helped host
429W-WWWW-WWW3-MMVS
Winning on a double KO of rocky helm...so good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:38:50 No.17196527 Report

Quoted By:

I managed to take out a guy with just a Cherrim and Cinccino

Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Flying, Modern)

Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Flying, Modern) Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:42:27 No.17196574 Report

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> Random Person challenges me to a battle with his in-game team.
> I send out Aegislash
> Shouldn't have to explain what happens next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:43:44 No.17196593 Report

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>Breeding Heracross's for me an my friend.
>Get two Guts Heracross's with 5 perfect IVs, one male, one female.
>I tell him he can have the female, because I need to the male to breed Scyther's.
>Friend decides that he can't use a Heracross with a heart horn so he says to go breed the Scythers now and them give me the male.
>Spend an hour lurking the GTS, getting a female 4IV Technician Scyther, and finally breeding off a 5IV Technician Scyther.
>Give friend the Heracross.
>Day passes, and I've already trained up my Heracross to use as a Mega.
>He challenges me, saying "Heracross Vs Heracross"
>He is using the Guts set.
>FaggotCross uses Stone Edge and misses.
>I Mega Evolve and use Rock Blast.
>2HKO
>He challenges me again.
>He hits the Stone Edge.
>I 2HKO him again.
>Friends asks me for Heracrossite.
>Violently murder friend and hide body in lake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:49:21 No.17196677 Report

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>Got burn'd by a VOlcarona? Too bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:49:57 No.17196687 Report

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>>17195359
>Playing by Smogon Rules on wifi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:57:31 No.17196786 Report

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>>17196515
>hydro miss
>hydro miss
>hydro miss

you got lucky as fuck

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 16:57:43 No.17196788 Report

Quoted By: >>17196948 >>17197000

>>17195556
>girlfriend into pokemon
>she trying her best but still needs a bit of help when battling
>skype with her
>she has a friend of hers over that plays aswell
>friend talks her into battling me
>know she'll lead with delphox so start with archeops
>demolish that and her lucario with 2 earthquakes before Uturning to smogonsword because of sylveon and that was the only thing I had to deal with fairies at the time
>muh set up
>sweep the rest of her team
>both her and her friend proceed to rant how boosting moves shouldn't be used, how earthquake and leftovers are op, and how EV training isn't fair
to be fair using aegislash was alittle shitty of me, but it was the basic setup and easy as shit to predict
I love her but jesus christ shes the biggest sore loser you will ever meet, it just boggled my mind how they were honestly convinced that shit like boosting moves didn't have a place in pokemon, because, you know, it doesn't leave you ENTIRELY open to attack or anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 17:09:48 No.17196948 Report

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>>17196788
I somewhat agree with her, pokemon would be infinitely better if it only had damaging moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 17:12:40 No.17197000 Report

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>>17196788
gg gf, git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 17:16:03 No.17197054 Report

Quoted By: >>17199923

>friend participates in a yu-gi-oh tournament, go with him
>take out 3ds, there are around 5 passerbies
>challenge them until one accepts
>Gliscor, Kanga, Tyrannitar, don't remember the rest
>he leads with Gliscor, I OHKO with Scarf Politoed's Ice Beam
>sends out Kanga, switch to Gourgeist
>he hopelessly Sucker Punches while I burn, seed and confuse him
>goes on like this for the rest of the battle, guy is painfully easy to predict
>6-0
Turns out that guy hosts the Pokemon tournaments in the same place and his Kanga was infamous for plowing through teams

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 17:23:00 No.17197175 Report

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>>17196786
That crustle is a lead set. It had no way to deal significant damage to the rotom-w.
That wasn't even me in the battle btw. Was my friend who borrowed my TTar and chomp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 17:26:01 No.17197219 Report

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>>17196349
Because most people just buy the game and go into it blind. Whether or not they're already into pokemon.
Not everyone stops to look things up, and unless you do that or train a Flabebe yourself, you're bound to end up thinking it's a plant type, because it just looks like a goddamn bouquet that grew a torso and arms and a face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 17:38:40 No.17197444 Report

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>Less then a week after X and Y came out
>Friend invites me and a few friend's to his place for poker, vidya, ect ect.
>I'm first one there besides his qt 3.14 gf because I live close.
>She's playing Spyro or some shit so I say we should have a battle on B/W since I know we both competitive.
>We both have pretty standard teams
>All of his mons are shinny
>Start to assume they are all genned (I always breed my 'mons)
>All of them dying when they shouldn't
>I win 3 times in a row 6-0
>He gets all butthurt and turns off his game
>Me and his gf laugh at him

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 18:22:22 No.17198239 Report

Quoted By: >>17198659

>always assume people are at least somewhat competent when battling
>challenged by a passerby
>his first pokemon is onix
>immediately assume it's eviolited or some shit
>onix used rock smash
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 18:37:08 No.17198450 Report

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>>17196163
i guess this is how red felt in RBY when he found green/gary fucking everywhere, challenged him everytime and beat him to a pulp

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 18:49:17 No.17198645 Report

Quoted By: >>17199314 >>17199376

>>17194853
>+1 252 SpA Florges Moonblast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Charizard: 120-141 (40.4 - 47.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 18:50:46 No.17198659 Report

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>>17198239
>Implying Rock Smash Onix ian't viable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 18:57:49 No.17198772 Report

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>The opposing Greninja's Protean made it Ice Type!
>The opposing Greninja used Ice Beam!
>It's super effective! (Tangrowth loses ~40%, Greninja takes lifeorb damage)
>Tangrowth used Focus Blast!
>It's Super Effective!
>THERE HAS BEEN A COMMUNICATION ERROR

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:00:42 No.17198828 Report

Quoted By: >>17198950 >>17199014

>>17194766
>Sweeped him 6-0 with a M.Garchomp
Oh you swept someone with fagchomp and proud of it? Why such people even exist.
Its fags like you who often disconnect when i OHKO their precious garchompy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:06:53 No.17198950 Report

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>>17198828
>implying megagarchimp works the same way normal chimp does
you need a decent set up like sticky web support before bringing the fucker out otherwise all that power goes to waste
its no good at doing a normal garchomp's job, you'd be better off with a life orb if you wanted to run OU: The Team

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:10:24 No.17199014 Report

Quoted By: >>17199114 >>17199290

>>17198828
>being this buttmad over someone playing the game and winning with OverUsed, but legitimate tactics
>being the kind of person who rages when garchomp sweeps his team
>being the kind of person who rages when any one pokemon sweeps his team
>presumptuous ad hominem up the ass
>2014

If you're that mad about garchomp sweeping, why don't you ______git gud fagit______

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:15:30 No.17199114 Report

Quoted By: >>17199183

>>17199014
>pokemon used powdered snow
>the opponents garchomp imploded in on itself
I really don't see all the analanguish over the damn land shark

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:19:17 No.17199183 Report

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>>17199114
Yeah, seriously. Glasscannonchomp isn't that hard to take down if you have anything at all to counter or cripple it. Will-O-Sable is my favorite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:24:25 No.17199278 Report

Quoted By: >>17200049

Why is it every jap player I go against uses every fucking legendary under the sun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:24:34 No.17199281 Report

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5rmRgpSgIY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbGP_HWwrEs

love when i see ALL BLACK AND RED teams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:25:04 No.17199290 Report

Quoted By: >>17199320 >>17199969

>>17199014
>>being the kind of person who rages when garchomp sweeps his team
>>being the kind of person who rages when any one pokemon sweeps his team

>say that i OHKO fagchomp
>LOL KEK U BUTTHURT THAT GARCHOMP SWEEP EVERYTHING
It's not butthurt over failure. It's because Garchomp is overused piece of crap that was used so often it's a piece of cape to sweep entire team powered by it because of predictable smogon children's tactics "KEK I JUST USE POWER BUTTON"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:26:16 No.17199314 Report

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>>17198645
>Not taking pebbles into account

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:26:42 No.17199320 Report

Quoted By: >>17199371

>>17199290
>cape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:27:20 No.17199331 Report

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>>17195703
holy shit that ending

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:28:56 No.17199371 Report

Quoted By: >>17199429

>>17199320
what's the problem? U no liek my cape nigga? (fucking autocorrect)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:29:01 No.17199376 Report

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>>17198645
>Implying maxed IVs

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:31:37 No.17199429 Report

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>>17199371

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:47:32 No.17199737 Report

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>>17195469
You are the faggot that these threads laugh at.

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Mendez 2406-6049-1171 Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:52:21 No.17199817 Report

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>>17195913
Ha!
Truth.
Still, it's a fun game when played with fun people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 19:57:34 No.17199923 Report

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>>17197054
>>17197054
did you meet him there? and go into the bathroom to have a pokemon battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 20:00:45 No.17199969 Report

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>>17199290
You're slamming Garchomp entirely because of it's place in the OU. That doesn't make it more or less viable than it was before it got attention. You're the worst kind of NU hipster.

>cape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 20:02:05 No.17199994 Report

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>>17195442
>Dialga
>space
wut m8?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 20:05:18 No.17200049 Report

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>>17199278
>>17199278
because they have/had(?) pokebank and they want to show off to the Americans,european,other guys who dont its like "look what i have, im showing off these legendaries because i feel inadequate bout my penis size."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 20:52:20 No.17201051 Report

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>>17196113
>using Quick Claw
this better be b8 m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 21:30:30 No.17201892 Report

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>>17195915
you are

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