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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:41:21 No.17194180 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17194305 >>17194331 >>17194343

>almost every pokemon can learn toxic
How is this possible? What could blissey possibly do to induce poison? Or patrat or voltorb?
It makes no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:43:16 No.17194195 Report

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all pokemon have stds
toxic = fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:45:42 No.17194212 Report

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where's that one mind fuck pokemon story about how they are all mutations from a nuclear disaster.

radiation poisoning is pretty toxic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:55:54 No.17194294 Report

Quoted By: >>17194315

It's your pokemon taking a shit on the other guy's pokemon. There, I said it.

Pic not related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:58:59 No.17194305 Report

Quoted By: >>17194356

>>17194180
When koga gives you the tm for toxic he says it's an ancient traditional move learned for hundreds of years or some shit.
That's probably why everything learns it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:59:34 No.17194311 Report

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Blissey's a cleric, so maybe it would have poisons with it.
Some rodents can produce poison.
Maybe battery leakage for Voltorb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 12:59:43 No.17194312 Report

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Maybe it could be pokemon regurgitating their stomach acids?
I can't speak for inanimate object pokemon but im sure it's got something to do with bodily digestive fluids

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:00:12 No.17194315 Report

Quoted By: >>17194326

>>17194294
you don't need a pic at all when you're not posting a thread ya goof

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:02:18 No.17194326 Report

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>>17194315
that's a cool picture though i would not have seen that picture if he did not attach it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:03:06 No.17194331 Report

Quoted By: >>17194358 >>17194740

>>17194180
Keep in mind Toxic always hits if used by a poison-type now. At least, it hits through fly and dig. Unsure about them King Shields and so forth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:04:16 No.17194343 Report

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>>17194180
because of muh stall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:05:51 No.17194356 Report

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>>17194305
This, also keep in mind no Pokemon can learn it from regular means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:06:06 No.17194358 Report

Quoted By: >>17194740

>>17194331
Kings shield doesn't prevent status moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:06:16 No.17194359 Report

Quoted By: >>17194393

Why can't Magikarp secrete said toxins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:06:56 No.17194367 Report

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vomit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:08:54 No.17194393 Report

Quoted By: >>17194416

>>17194359
I think the whole Magikarp can't learn TMs can be supported by the fact that it's too dumb. That's why it learns stuff that only requires it to flop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:10:59 No.17194416 Report

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>>17194393
If we're talking about Pokémon classified as dumb now, why do Slowpoke or Psyduck get it? Or Ducklett?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:22:00 No.17194499 Report

Quoted By: >>17194791

>GF will never fix stealth rock, toxic, etc. 's distribution. Stealth rock particarly should be less commonly available. Why should blissey haveit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:24:05 No.17194518 Report

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That doesn't make sense?

Why the fuck can pokemon use moves with types they are weak against?

Why can gliscor learn ice fang? Why can starmie learn thunder? Why can Rhydon surf?

It makes no god damn sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:24:46 No.17194524 Report

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Please understand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:45:08 No.17194740 Report

Quoted By: >>17194773 >>17194798

>>17194331
>>17194358

>poisoning a Steel type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:49:08 No.17194773 Report

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>>17194740
>smeargle
>steel type

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:51:54 No.17194791 Report

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>>17194499

This is just the beginning of all the balance issues pokemon has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jan 2014 13:52:35 No.17194798 Report

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>>17194740
I think it's safe to assume everyone knows about poison and steel. The point was that Toxic will just hit mons regardless of their foolery with things like DT and Bounce

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