>>17243754/vp/: Repercussions of Pokemon Bank
OP waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were jews in the eshop. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to /vp/ were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. OP was a space faggot for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the threads and he said to dad "I want to buy from the shops daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE JEWED BY MERCHANTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the 4chan base of the /vp/ he knew there were jews.
"This is Anon" the radio crackered. "You must fight the jews!"
So John gotted his captcha: 'she abridwa' and blew up the thread.
"HE GOING TO SHOAH US" said the jews
"I will shill at him" said the cyberjew and he fired the guaranteed replies. John saged at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to jew.
"No! I must kill the jews" he shouted
The radio said "No, OP. You are the jew"
And then OP was a faggot.
