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Think of a Pokemon. Are you sure? No take backs now! You now have to fight off a horde of 1,000 zombie humans as that Pokemon, the place is in a park with a lake, and the zombies can swim. You cannot escape from them, even if you try to fly out because they will follow you. Can you survive?
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>Grovyle
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>Rampardos
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kill it with fire.
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>My #1 bro Steelix >Iron Tail >Rock Slide >Earthquake >DragonBreath >Pretty much anything I want >Zombies trying to bite through my glorious steel armor and 200 base Defense >tfw I just Magnet Rise above them and Rock Slide their rotten asses
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>manaphy
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>>17250389 >Pansear Well fuck me for not choosing best bro
Steelix for once.
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>>17250389 I picked Darkrai
Do Zombies count as ghost types?
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>>17250531 ghost/normal if i had to type em
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>Eruptionx500 >mfw
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What would be the most useful pokemon in this situation? Why?
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>>17250658 slugma because obvious
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>Metagross
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Feraligatr. I'll just blend in with the other gators by covering myself in green paint.
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I.. I don't know.
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>>17250800 You would probably know Dazzling Gleam which can hit them all at once and may or may not be SE against zombies
Onyx 3480-3093-7120 (Klang,Klefki,Magneton)
Onyx 3480-3093-7120 (Klang,Klefki,Magneton) Fri 10 Jan 2014 00:24:14 No. 17250910 Report >Regigigas
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>>17250389 >blastoise yeah this is no problem. hydro pump combined with rapid spin and those zombies will never get close.
Juns : FC 0963 - 0235 - 8333 [ Throh, Mankey, Tyrogue]
Juns : FC 0963 - 0235 - 8333 [ Throh, Mankey, Tyrogue] Fri 10 Jan 2014 00:26:06 No. 17250951 Report Quoted By:
mfw I'm gonna die eventually.
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>>17250910 You're gonna have to fend them off for five turns of battle though before he's any where near useful.
So...can you do it?
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NASTY PLOT + BOOMBURST GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO
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>My Bro Arcanine >Zombie type is weak to fire. >Ride on his back while he spins in circles, using flamethrower >If we're close to getting overtaken, he uses extreme speed to the other side of the park. >Repeat.
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>Arcanine I die a heroic death. I am able to take them all down, but the Flare Blitz recoil is too much.
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>Cloyster
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>Lilligant
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>>17250389 >Rotom-H OVERHEAT AND CHAIN LIGHTNING THUNDERBOLTS SPAM
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>Espeon Just like everyone else.
Sup /fit/
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>>17250389 Gyarados
Theres a lake you say
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Well i'm fucked.
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>>17251015 >psychic attacks working on mindless undead Anonymous
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>>17250389 >Porygon-Z >Run to corner of park >Adaptability hyperbeam them all >Fight remains using recharging P-z as a baseball bat Anonymous
>Go to the center of the lake. >Wait for all of the zombies to swim towards me. >Freeze lake. >Rip their heads off.
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>ninjask
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>Hawlucha >right hook all the zombies in the gabber >worked out better than expected
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>Nidoking
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Rotom. I guess being an Electric type benefits here.
Nicolas 4012-4048-0485 [Snover | Beartic | Piloswine]
Nicolas 4012-4048-0485 [Snover | Beartic | Piloswine] Fri 10 Jan 2014 00:32:44 No. 17251090 Report Quoted By:
>Typhlosion
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Desmond 1392 5216 6630 (Sigilyph, Munna, Gothorita)
Desmond 1392 5216 6630 (Sigilyph, Munna, Gothorita) Fri 10 Jan 2014 00:33:36 No. 17251114 Report Quoted By:
>Crobat
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>Fiery Dance motherfuckers
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>>17251050 I guess it depends on how you see Psychic. I don't know for sure how it's supposed to work, but in the anime it's more of a telekinesis thing. Lifting and throwing opponents with the power of your own mind.
Alternatively, there's always Shadow Ball or Dazzling Gleam.
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>haxorus
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>wailord
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>>17250389 >Jellicent Best luck I've had all day
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>>17250389 >Politoed >Choice Specs Surf multihit them in the rain >tfw zombie HA is swift swim Anonymous
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>>17251121 true enough, i always forget that in the anime shit like confusion is portrayed as just picking up stuff and throwing it around.
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>>17250389 >Nidoking uuuuh I guess?
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>Cubone
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>Sylveon
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>gardevoir >moonblast, psycho, shadow ball, thunderbolt >with trace
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>Blaziken
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>>17250962 Somebody else chose this bro as well?! That shit never happens. Also remember that Heat Wave will do the trick just as well.
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What is the zombies typing? Are they more ghosts/dark, or ghost/poison, or maybe dark/poison ? Or some weird stuff like ghost/normal? (dat double immunity covering 2 weakness, godamn)
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Hell the fuck yes I will.
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>>17250389 >Excadrill >Earthquake >All dead Anonymous
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Roserade, I think Ill survive. Spikes, natural cure, rest, dazzling gleam, energy and shadow ball everywhere
Desmond 1392 5216 6630 (Sigilyph, Munna, Gothorita)
Desmond 1392 5216 6630 (Sigilyph, Munna, Gothorita) Fri 10 Jan 2014 00:41:12 No. 17251275 Report Human Zombie
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>>17251275 Would hp and defenses be relevant at all, if it can't die without brain trauma
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>Zangoose >Immunity
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>>17251275 Ability: Wonder guard
Weakness: Critical hits only
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>>17251324 HP: 20
Def: 60 (skull)
SpDef: 5
Ability: Undead - only takes damage from critical hits.
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Dragon Dance for speedy and hurt.
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>geodude >Just sit there as they chew on my rock hard bod
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>>17251376 you don't need wondergard when you only have one weakness, 3 immunity and 2 resistance.
the horror.
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Checkmate zombies.
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>>17251443 >sludge bomb >not the way cooler way better gunk shot Anonymous
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>>17250992 >not spamming Morning Sun Anonymous
oh god.
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>Grumpig
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>>17251564 I doub't zombies are vegetarians, you should be fine.
Just don't use sweet sent to get teh horde attention.
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>Regirock
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fucking those zombies with impunity.
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>>17251564 Ingrain and Grassy Terrain, and then spam Mega Drain and Giga Drain and hope you can outheal the zombies
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>Sheer Force >Life Orb >Earth Power >Fire Blast >Poison Jab >Ice Beam
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>>17251669 >>17251607 oh.
right. i hadn't considered that.
they could still stomp all over me, though. zombies pretty much just- destroy all of most of the things.
brb going underground. can i be followed there?
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>>17250389 Greninja. Is one Water shuriken each enough anon? Or do I need to use Surf?
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Mr. Pokemon !D0842i3RdA
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Judgement Day is upon us.
Vareki (2552-2133-0093) Dragon - Fraxure / Shelgon / Druddigon
Vareki (2552-2133-0093) Dragon - Fraxure / Shelgon / Druddigon Fri 10 Jan 2014 01:08:39 No. 17251878 Report Quoted By:
>Amoonguss
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>>17251376 >>17251398 Looks like my bro Kingdra has this
>mfw 100% crit chance with Focus Energy Sniper Draco meteor while holding Scope Lens Anonymous
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... but can they DIG?> Burrow away to a Shop > Buy Protector > Continue to wreck shit
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>>17250389 >Magneozne >Float & fry them Tim 4811 7203 8030 [Krabby, Quagsire, Poliwhirl]
Tim 4811 7203 8030 [Krabby, Quagsire, Poliwhirl] Fri 10 Jan 2014 01:10:50 No. 17251918 Report Quoted By:
>Fletchling >No survivors
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>pangoro >trap every zombie with an earthquake >power up punch zombies heads away
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>Gyarados
Pascal 2449-4671-6486(Water, Gyarados, Octillery, poliwhirl)
Pascal 2449-4671-6486(Water, Gyarados, Octillery, poliwhirl) Fri 10 Jan 2014 01:15:33 No. 17252023 Report Quoted By:
fml
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>Shedinja >become one with the zombies
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"Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies."
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>>17252176 >4x weak to fighting That has got to be the dumbest pokedex entry after Magcargo
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>fissure
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>Hyper Beam >Whirlwind >Aerial Ace >Sky Drop
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Drapion for days
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>Tyrantrum
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Well I'm sure I'll look cool doing it.
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What're the zombies' movesets?
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>Creates air of -150 degrees Fahrenheit >Uses this to freeze enemies and repair cracks in its ice armor
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>Spin around shooting fire and thunder everywhere
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>>17253446 zombies' face when STAB eq
Riku 0061-0465-1364
>Jigglypuff
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>>17253602 I don't think zombies sleep
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gg zombies no re
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easy. call my mommy
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floating in the air with my psychic powers and creating some small black holes. - Guess I'll be fine
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Well, it would be interesting to watch, at any rate.
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Tyrantrum superior, zombies inferior.
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>Jigglypuff >1000 Man Melee I'll just run away until good items spawn and use them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivuOaU4wjL0 Anonymous
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Game over, bitches.
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>>17252176 My comrade from the mother continent. I'd just sit there and let the sand sort 'em out. We playing by Unova rules here, 'cos there ain't no room for some pansy Fairy in the jungle.
Sixteen steps and they're all as dead as they should've stayed in the first place. Whatever gets close gets rocked like a hurricane.
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I thought about Ash's Infernape. I'll be just fine.
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Karate chop all the zombies.
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>>17255489 ...How? Just use Psychic powers to push them all into the lake, then freeze them. Done.
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>>17250389 >6IV Shiny Ditto with Imposter >Start the fight as a zombie >Go to hunt human brains with them Anonymous
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>Muk
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Do they even Batcave?
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>>17250413 >mfw I always pick grovyle every thread like this my topnig
Also, when I was a kid, Grovyle was my favorite pokemon and Treecko was my first starter ever and the person in the illustration looks extremely a lot like young-me; oh, such a feel this picture gives me Anonymous
>Totodile
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>>17257981 You can kill the first few and evolve to Croconaw anon. Then sweep some others and evolve to the glorious Feraligatr
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>>17258077 It would take a LOT of zombie grinding to get to that point.
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The one time i think of something harmless i get screwed, Hopefully they cant bite through metapods after a harden or two
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Noivern.>Boomburst
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>>17258153 Feraligatr reaches its final form faster than any other starter. Just hold on until level 30.
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>>17257981 >water type >zombies can't swim no survival skills
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>>17258281 >>17250389 >in a park with a lake, and the zombies can swim. Anonymous
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>>17258281 OP said the zombies can swim anon
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>>17253042 Human Zombie
Type: Normal/Poison
Ability: Horde (When around other Human Zombie, all allies have increased attack and accuracy)
HP: 1
Attack: 150
Defense: 50
Sp.Attack: 1
Sp.Defense: 50
Speed: 30
Moveset
>Bite >Slash >Toxic >Takedown Anonymous
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Could make for a good anime.
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>Brolurk >phase out when they bite >earthquake for days >rocket the fuck out when they're all pulp from punches and earthquakes >best choice
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>Giratina
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>Mewtwo
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>>17257981 Nah, we got this.
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>Gengar >Dazzling Gleam
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>>17258420 >Not Ghost/Poison Anonymous
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>>17250389 >Scrafty ...I dragon dance... and dragon dance. And dragon dance. M-maybe I can punch them all to death at max boosts as I can just run at the speed of sound?
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The most dangerous part is not contracting diseases from the airborne blood and body bits.
>>17251004 You don't need to do anything. A 1,000 strong force of horrors, that's fucking Christmas all over again.
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>Dazzling Gleam crowd control. >Psychic multipurpose tool. >Teleport as necessary. >Calm Mind often in the lulls from above.
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>>17258420 >Toxic GG NON POISON TYPES
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mega abomasnow. I'll just freeze the lot of them. zombies can't move if they're incased in ice. then headbutt them into bits
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Dunsparce.
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Noveitn
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>>17250389 Flareon... I'm dead ... No moves
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>be a huge vulture/condor >fly around above the zombie horde >maybe do an occasional BB or Knock Off or something >blow many away with a Whirlwind >can fly and hide unharmed while zombies get buffeted by sand/pelted by hail >spam Roost in said stormy weather >I guess can technically eat the zombies due to being a vulture and all
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>Jynx
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>>17263191 >barrel through a horde with Flare Blitz >Flame Charge a couple for faster get aways >can still pull off a rather painful Lava Plume >POCKET SAND >give others a Helping Hand if you're not alone >all this an still no moves? Anonymous
>>17263300 Girl, you can double slap dey asses
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>>17263342 NUH UH GURLFRIEND THERE AIN'T NO WAY NO HOW THESE HANDS TOUCHIN NO SCRUB ASS ZOMBIE BOOTY
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>Latios
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>>17263354 Gurl who ya playin? We all no u gots da dry skin anywayz. Ashy lookin heffa
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>>17263322 >Flare Blitz twice >Die of recoil because Flareon has no HP Anonymous
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>>17258420 >1HP Hello sneaky pebbles
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>Xatu
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>Garchomp
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>Palkia
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>Vaporeon
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Electivire? Sure, I can just electrocute the water or something.
James 2208 5065 9778
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Fuck you guys. I'm a fucking diglett.
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> Slowbro
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>>17264532 you probably need to care about birds more than zombies
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>>17264558 > implying zombies know any other move besides Bite Anonymous
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>Venusaur
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>>17264545 >Implying zombies ever want to stop If you're going to Funbro them, the ride will literally never end. Picture very much related.
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>Dat speed
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Set niggas on fire, hover out of their reach.
Hyper 3437 3048 1828
>Wobbuffet >Zombies are known for biting
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>>17264572 In that case it would be poison fang. Zombies are infectious.
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>>17264572 >Scratch >Tackle It's the ability that would inflict the zombie status on contact.
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>>17264663 That's a bad analogy, the Zombie condition is extremely often portrayed as a reversed Mummy; The damage the Zombie does transfers the virus or whatever.
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>implying a zombie apocalypse would ever work
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>Chansey >5 Defense
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Top kek. As much as faggot OP tries to make an UNEXPECTED TWIST every time op fails.>every time when this thread happening i imagine Gengar
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>>17264713 point is you can't stall
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>Golurk
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>>17264714 >reading that crappy article on Cracked and looking cool >confirmed for 15y/o Anonymous
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>>17264714 But everyone knows zombie disease is magical and instantly kills anything that isn't a human
>>17264822 >Implying you need Cracked to have enough common sense to understand how decomposition works Anonymous
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>Entei
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>Bisharp
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>>17250389 >metagross I'll just hover around while sitting on his head.
or earthquake the shit out of them
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>>17250389 >four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds I guess I'll be alright, OP
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>>17250389 Metwo
I'm straight. My Mewtwo knows Psychic, Recover, Bulk Up and Swift.
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>>17250389 >Glaceon Perfect. I swim to the middle of the lake, have the zombies follow me until every single one of them is in the water them freeze the lake and every zombie in it.
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> Sunny Day for ultimate speed due to Chlorophyll > Run away and Swords Dance until reach max attack > Manically laugh as I decimate the hordes with nuclear seed bombs and rock slides
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>Absol >Super Luck >crit-boosting moves
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Galvantula.
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>>17270923 Anon, don't you mean
brainfreeze? Anonymous
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>>17271195 I have half a mind to give you the cold shoulder
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>>17250389 I always pick Empoleon in threads like this and it always works out fine
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Nothing stops the almighty lord.
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>Jolteon.
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>Pinsir
