>>17251850Only the daycare couple know about my incestuous exploits. I have bred the the same pokemon with its offspring, and their offspring, and so on, hundreds of times and the couple can't do anything about it. Why?
I know their secret too. When they offer to keep the unwanted egg, and say "I will not give it back" they really mean it. They don't nurture the egg, they fucking scramble it, usually with a side of buttered toast. You're probably thinking how do I know this, well...I caught them in the act. I was tired and accidentally agreed he could keep my Dunsparce egg, and after I realized I talked to him again and he said my pokemon were fine, completely oblivious of our past conversation, perhaps he has memory loss from all the rare candy he consumes, I'm surprised the pokemon don't have that to be honest, with all the candy they eat at the daycare, but that's a story for another time.
Anyway, it was obvious I couldn't talk sense into this prick, so I decided to steal the egg from them, I say steal, but the egg is mine regardless of me saying he could keep it. I caused a commotion with rare candy by placing a trail out of the daycare gate. The poor bastards are addicted to the stuff, that's how they level up in the daycare, it's not through enjoying themselves, they're stuck in cages alone, or with their allocated partner, and if they are compatible, they're forced to mate for eggs and recording purposes (there's a big market for Jigglypuffs, or so I hear).
The plan worked of course, the pokemon were escaping, and the couple tried to fix the situation frantically. Meanwhile, I snuck into their office, and instantly smelled something odd, and so could my pokemon, in fact my Dunsparce actually fainted upon entering the room. In the middle of the room laid a frying pan, a toaster, and a block of butter, with a cracked egg shell next to it.
