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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 04:14:16 No.17256437 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17256693 >>17257279 >>17260940 >>17266718 >>17273616

How do you feel about this pouty gardevoir?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 04:23:49 No.17256693 Report

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>>17256437
MOAR.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 04:36:31 No.17257017 Report

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>>17256693
your fault

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 04:46:46 No.17257279 Report

Quoted By: >>17260894

>>17256437
he needs to man the fuck up and stop pouting.
Look at this gardevoir, do you see him pouting?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 04:57:06 No.17257574 Report

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>>17257017
Guilty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 07:30:04 No.17260853 Report

Quoted By: >>17261140 >>17279530

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 07:32:34 No.17260894 Report

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>>17257279
>him
mah nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 07:34:55 No.17260940 Report

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>>17256437
I need to buy cuter clothes for my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 07:46:14 No.17261140 Report

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>>17260853
muh dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 08:02:12 No.17261418 Report

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She's adorable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 08:47:13 No.17262054 Report

Quoted By: >>17266022 >>17280514

What about gardevoir as cafe maid?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:18:55 No.17265968 Report

Quoted By: >>17266032 >>17266610

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:23:14 No.17266022 Report

Quoted By: >>17267023

>>17262054
>Gardevoir
>breasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:23:58 No.17266029 Report

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discipline

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:24:16 No.17266032 Report

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>>17265968
>shitty MS Paint filling
>actually using that shitty lineart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:27:29 No.17266067 Report

Quoted By: >>17266158 >>17266211

>Gardevoir movepool includes taunt, frustration, mean look, torment, imprison, captivate, growl, dream eater, thief, snatch, facade, trick toom, swagger and flash
>is depicted as a moeblob instead of a crazy yandere bitch.

seriously guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:34:40 No.17266158 Report

Quoted By: >>17266296 >>17286860

>>17266067
I like to pretend that my Gardevoir is yandere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:37:46 No.17266211 Report

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>>17266067

You forgot

>Egg pool: Amorphous

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:45:15 No.17266296 Report

Quoted By: >>17266352 >>17266937 >>17267071

>>17266158
you might end up regretting that...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:46:50 No.17266319 Report

Quoted By: >>17266352 >>17267457 >>17267468

...eat anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 15:49:47 No.17266352 Report

Quoted By: >>17266541

>>17266319
>>17266296
>gardevoir used mean look
"it's for you good. masssstaaaaaaa"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:08:05 No.17266541 Report

Quoted By: >>17266859

>>17266352
that begs the question, who is the real master here...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:14:21 No.17266610 Report

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>>17265968
Why isn't she holding a love ball?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:20:54 No.17266693 Report

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adorably terrifying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:22:34 No.17266718 Report

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>>17256437
I prefer pouty Glaceon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:33:15 No.17266838 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:34:59 No.17266859 Report

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>>17266541
the one with metal balls
also yandere angel watching your back is a neat idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:38:35 No.17266903 Report

Quoted By: >>17266936 >>17267015

What if Yanderevoir mega evolves?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:40:53 No.17266936 Report

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>>17266903
It hides you under it's "gown".
Making you listen as it disposes of undesirables.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:40:56 No.17266937 Report

Quoted By: >>17274005

>>17266296
I use her because you can't cripple support pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:45:38 No.17267015 Report

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>>17266903
she becomes fairy dark and get shadow tag

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:45:48 No.17267020 Report

Quoted By: >>17267478

Gardevoir knows what is best for you
she will care for you
she will protect you
from all those nasty humans...
and from yourself...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:46:02 No.17267023 Report

Quoted By: >>17267301

>>17266022

Could be possibly if the trainer decided to give their gardevoir breasts implant...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:48:32 No.17267071 Report

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>>17266296
lopunny is the nuts i run this nasty subpunching set and it is pretty bad don't use it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 16:59:59 No.17267301 Report

Quoted By: >>17267373

>>17267023
>Giving breast implants to slave animals
Have you perhaps tried a dating site?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:04:42 No.17267373 Report

Quoted By: >>17267509

>>17267301
But Gardevoir wanted it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:10:24 No.17267457 Report

Quoted By: >>17267468

>>17266319
At least it's not a milkshake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:11:16 No.17267468 Report

Quoted By: >>17267527

>>17266319
>>17267457
What's wrong with these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:11:43 No.17267478 Report

Quoted By: >>17267553

>>17267020
But I'm a human. Does she think I'm nasty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:13:59 No.17267509 Report

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>>17267373
>Slave animals
>Consenting
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:14:03 No.17267510 Report

Quoted By: >>17267577 >>17269145 >>17281033

>Pokemon calling their trainers master

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:15:02 No.17267527 Report

Quoted By: >>17267550

>>17267468

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:15:27 No.17267532 Report

Quoted By: >>17267571

>>17267509
But I am Gardevoir's slave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:16:32 No.17267550 Report

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>>17267527
That silly girl got ketchup on her face. It happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:16:48 No.17267553 Report

Quoted By: >>17267723

>>17267478
She doesn't think. She KNOWS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:18:12 No.17267571 Report

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>>17267532
>Slave animals
>Understanding the concept of enslavement

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:18:28 No.17267577 Report

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>>17267510

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 17:28:27 No.17267723 Report

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>>17267553
well, I know where she's going

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 18:48:44 No.17268999 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 18:52:10 No.17269039 Report

Quoted By: >>17269194 >>17269453

Gardevoir released all my Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 18:59:42 No.17269145 Report

Quoted By: >>17269487 >>17295285

>>17267510
>Pokemon speaking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:03:23 No.17269194 Report

Quoted By: >>17269260 >>17269283

>>17269039
but then who will cut bushes out of the way? who will surf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:06:58 No.17269260 Report

Quoted By: >>17269304

>>17269194
>cut
>surf
you think mommy gardevoir will let you do things that dangerous, master?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:08:08 No.17269276 Report

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:08:38 No.17269283 Report

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>>17269194
Those bushes are there to keep you away from things that might hurt you, the ocean is dangerous, do you know how many female pokemon live in the ocean that can take you away?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:09:37 No.17269304 Report

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>>17269260
>"Master"
Hurrrrrrrr

wat

wat Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:09:46 No.17269308 Report

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umm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:11:25 No.17269337 Report

Quoted By: >>17270932 >>17282601

>>17256693
What on Earth is that, a bird? It's sweet whatever it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:14:19 No.17269393 Report

Quoted By: >>17279308 >>17305370 >>17308056

I would enjoy living a lonely life with my lovely Gardevoir <3

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8198062/1/My-Lonely-Life-with-My-Lovely-Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:16:49 No.17269453 Report

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>>17269039
Ha! I don't have any other pokemon!
chekmate atheists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:17:53 No.17269487 Report

Quoted By: >>17269523

>>17269145
>telepathy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:19:17 No.17269523 Report

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>>17269487
>Says "master" telepathically
>Specifically "master"

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:33:24 No.17269820 Report

Quoted By: >>17269896

I will always platonically love my one and only daughteru~

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 19:36:38 No.17269896 Report

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>>17269820
>Daughteru
>Not pit fighter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 20:22:14 No.17270932 Report

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>>17269337
Look up "potoo bird".
You're welcome/I'm sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 21:02:38 No.17271835 Report

Quoted By: >>17272427 >>17275440

how many Gardevoirs do you have

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 21:29:26 No.17272427 Report

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>>17271835
only one of course

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 21:31:05 No.17272455 Report

Quoted By: >>17273616

I know there's a second part to this. WHERE IS IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 22:26:04 No.17273616 Report

Quoted By: >>17276882

>>17272455
>Thinking these separate things mean anything
>Waifufag
Kill yourself.

>>17256437
You better start smiling you little bitch. I work too hard to put puffs on your table! You want a repeat of Christmas Eve? Your pathetic little fuckface didn't heal proper for three weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 22:39:35 No.17274005 Report

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>>17266937
>Taunt
>Klutz + Switcheroo/Trick + Assault Vest
Everything can be crippled. Some things are just easier than others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 23:37:38 No.17275440 Report

Quoted By: >>17275987

>>17271835
I had well over 57.
only 3 were female though.
I wonder traded them all away though, except for my in-game megavoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jan 2014 23:58:54 No.17275987 Report

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>>17275440
57 Gardevoirs would be awesome to have

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 00:35:29 No.17276882 Report

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>>17273616
Pretty sure it's just a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 02:14:24 No.17279308 Report

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>>17269393
The Dark side of yanderes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 02:18:02 No.17279385 Report

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>yanderefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 02:23:06 No.17279530 Report

Quoted By: >>17279677 >>17285371

>>17260853

G-guys, I don't know whether to be patriotic or not...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 02:28:27 No.17279677 Report

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>>17279530
>ITT - Yandere Pokemon

I love you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 03:05:21 No.17280514 Report

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>>17262054
Where can I get one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 03:26:46 No.17280964 Report

Quoted By: >>17285560

>>17267571
dude what the fuck is up your ass and why is it your head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 03:29:16 No.17281033 Report

Quoted By: >>17281184

>>17267510
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=phKvTvh5ECw#t=396
Do you even Pokemon, nigga?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 03:33:47 No.17281184 Report

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>>17281033

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 03:43:27 No.17281457 Report

Quoted By: >>17281923 >>17282908

More Yanderevoir, this one is very short:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7848924/1/Gardevoir-A-Lamentation-of-Love

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 04:02:31 No.17281923 Report

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>>17281457
b-but I only want to love my Gardevoir platonically

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 04:26:03 No.17282601 Report

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>>17269337
Potoo bird.
some are cute, others just seem to be on drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 04:27:56 No.17282646 Report

Quoted By: >>17282708 >>17310303

She doesn't have breasts. She is probably a 'he.' Your waifu doesn't make any sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 04:30:34 No.17282708 Report

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>>17282646
So does your mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 04:40:39 No.17282908 Report

Quoted By: >>17283052

>>17281457
Are there any lewd ones? Not yandere if possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 04:47:17 No.17283052 Report

Quoted By: >>17283801 >>17285560

>>17282908
The Sinner's arc is probably the best fanfic I have read in a while. It is quite long, but if you have the patience to read through it you will get immersed in a well written and tear jerking story.

It gets _very_ lewd later on, but I would still recommend reading from the start for maximum feels.

Also, no yanderevoir here

http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600041040

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 05:25:54 No.17283801 Report

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>>17283052
But anon, minors can't read that one! Why did you post it here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 06:38:39 No.17285371 Report

Quoted By: >>17291044

>>17279530
Don't you love your country anon? No other country will love you like America does, all of the other countries want to hurt you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 06:48:44 No.17285560 Report

Quoted By: >>17286538

>>17280964
Dude what's up yours and why is it your boyfriend's fist?

>>17283052
>Having sex with slaves like some socially retarded hillbilly version of Thomas Jefferson w/ VD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 07:50:12 No.17286538 Report

Quoted By: >>17286645

>>17285560
>2014
>Not having sex with slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 07:56:04 No.17286645 Report

Quoted By: >>17286683 >>17286781

>>17286538
>2014
>Fucking sub creatures
>Using your position instead of your god given charms to seduce
>Not having god given charms
>raising waifus from eggs because you're too pathetic to get laid
Shit tier human detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 07:58:23 No.17286683 Report

Quoted By: >>17286746

>>17286645
>2014
>Not creating hybrid offspring en mass to take over the world with your love

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:02:40 No.17286746 Report

Quoted By: >>17286781 >>17287034 >>17308011

>>17286683
>20XX
>Not realizing that Pokémon can't interbreed with people
>Thinking they have analogous sex organs
>Thinking that the impossible act of mating with lower lifeforms will produce superior offspring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:04:56 No.17286781 Report

Quoted By: >>17286940

>>17286645
>>17286746
I love your posts in every thread like this. Seriously, don't stop posting. It makes threads much funnier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:09:01 No.17286860 Report

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>>17266158

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:14:16 No.17286940 Report

Quoted By: >>17287077

>>17286781
Every thread till you and your blow up doll like it, bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:19:56 No.17287034 Report

Quoted By: >>17287100

>>17286746
>21XX
>Not creating the hybrids in a lab and simply using sex as a means of pleasure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:23:27 No.17287077 Report

Quoted By: >>17287145

>>17286940
Holy shit, how many dicks are up your ass right now. Seriously, you're fucking anonymous. Nobody actually cares what you think. That doesn't stop you from shitposting all you want, however; I'll just laugh at your pitiful attempts to influence waifufags/pokephiles like I always do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:24:47 No.17287100 Report

Quoted By: >>17287175

>>17287034
2100-2200
>dry humping confused and frightened slave animals without genitals for pleasure
>Living more than a century without being able to seduce a woman
Hooray medical science! Boo your lack of social skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:27:16 No.17287145 Report

Quoted By: >>17287248

>>17287077
>I'm s-so angry
Wassamatta degenerate? Sick of being lonely? Don't take your sexual frustration out on me. Your parents gave you the bad genes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:29:52 No.17287175 Report

Quoted By: >>17287265

>>17287100
>2300
>Not using your fame from creating a race of diesase free perfect super humans to get laid
>Not having sex on top of your Nobel Prize in bioenginering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:35:36 No.17287248 Report

Quoted By: >>17287313

>>17287145
The funny part is that I'm neither a pokephile nor a waifufag. However, since you're so gifted with the ability to create conditions that fit your side of the argument, I'll humor you. Why is it that you spend all of your time whining about fetishes that other people have, even though you are making fun of others for not having a social life.
>bad genes
You realize you're making yourself look bad, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:36:39 No.17287265 Report

Quoted By: >>17287392

>>17287175
>1925
>Believing in a master race
>Not realizing it's the faggy little Chinamen
>Writing a book about it
>2300
>Some fool didn't learn from history
>2 billion Chinese mini soldiers crush his dream of a super race
>tfw I'm dead and can't lel
Feels bad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:39:47 No.17287313 Report

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>>17287248
>Implying that I don't enjoy beating faggots down even worse than life has
>Not understanding what "whining" is
>Implying that the real faggot isn't the guy with no real side who argues anyway
You realize your making yourself look bad in your attempts to make me feel, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:45:42 No.17287392 Report

Quoted By: >>17287445

>>17287265
>2400
>Implying the Chinese race still exists despite the fact that they killed off all their females

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 08:49:32 No.17287445 Report

Quoted By: >>17293645

>>17287392
>Implying that the Chinese aren't just balancing the equation
>Implying they'd get an important math question wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 14:20:02 No.17291044 Report

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>>17285371
Yes...yes...they want to all hurt me...yes...only America wants to love and protect me...

It all makes sense now...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 16:59:57 No.17293645 Report

Quoted By: >>17293773

>>17287445
>Implying superhuman hybrids don't change the variables of the equation, therefore changing the answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 17:06:47 No.17293773 Report

Quoted By: >>17294313

>>17293645
>Implying that the Chinese wouldn't compensate for such changes, lest they be beaten by their handlers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 17:35:13 No.17294313 Report

Quoted By: >>17294549

>>17293773
>Implying the handlers aren't letting the workers screwing up so that they can't kill and replace them with perfect hybrid superhumans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 17:47:57 No.17294549 Report

Quoted By: >>17296123

>>17294313
>Implying that the Chinese don't think they're the epitome of human perfection, and would therefore entertain the idea of improving themselves
>Implying that they don't see in letterbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 18:35:59 No.17295285 Report

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>>17269145
Are you just ignoring Zoroark
talking pokemon are a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 19:27:11 No.17296123 Report

Quoted By: >>17296298

>>17294549
>Implying we can't just gradually introduce the hybrids into the population until they take it over completely

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 19:37:13 No.17296298 Report

Quoted By: >>17298308

>>17296123
>Implying the authorities wouldn't go full on bug shit and hunt the hybrids down
>Implying they wouldn't be mercilessly exterminated by mini soldiers with Ching Chong accents and letterbox vision

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 19:59:55 No.17296659 Report

Quoted By: >>17296708 >>17297673 >>17298973 >>17300892

Can we just get back to talking about yandere Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 20:02:19 No.17296708 Report

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>>17296659
No, go back to writing bad erotic fanfiction about cartoon monsters that look like twelve year old boys in skirts.

>You're actually attracted to twelve year old boys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 20:46:08 No.17297497 Report

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"master, why did you get a gallade? Am I not man enough for you, you fucking faggot?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 20:52:59 No.17297673 Report

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>>17296659
I'm down for that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 21:20:02 No.17298220 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 21:23:54 No.17298308 Report

Quoted By: >>17299704

>>17296298
>Implying the hybrids won't use their powerful Pokemon powers to fight back

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 21:41:09 No.17298740 Report

Quoted By: >>17299173 >>17300381 >>17302763

>"you gardevoir and your ditto prefer to play with other pokemon. Well just your ditto, your gardevoir just keeps staring at the fence"

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 21:51:15 No.17298973 Report

Quoted By: >>17301234 >>17301605 >>17302512

>>17296659
what about yandere gym leaders?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8571544/1/Talking-In-Your-Sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 21:59:50 No.17299173 Report

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>>17298740
That kind of obsession would be adorable if it wasn't so fucking dangerous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 22:25:47 No.17299704 Report

Quoted By: >>17302462

>>17298308
>Implying they'd even reach that stage of success before the authorities burn everything down
>Implying half retarded Green Mile type motherfuckers would be able to fight off elite soldiers.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 22:52:57 No.17300381 Report

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>>17298740
>"You're ditto passed away, I have no idea how it happened, but here's it's body."

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 23:14:03 No.17300892 Report

Quoted By:

>>17296659

No

Yes

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 23:28:54 No.17301234 Report

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>>17298973
that was terrifyingly adorable

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2014 23:44:28 No.17301605 Report

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>>17298973
her eyes...

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 00:25:17 No.17302462 Report

Quoted By: >>17302643

>>17299704
>Implying the mentality handicapped ones would be sent out.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 00:28:13 No.17302512 Report

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>>17298973
moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 00:33:21 No.17302643 Report

Quoted By: >>17302844

>>17302462
>Implying there'd be anything but mentally handicapped specimens in the early stages when the strike would take place

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 00:38:03 No.17302763 Report

Quoted By: >>17302986

>>17298740
>Um, your Gardevoir didn't want to play with the Ditto, but... uhhhh. Hm. I don't know how to say this but when Dittos don't get what they want they get.... Well ya see they get... Sir no! You don't want to go in there!

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 00:38:36 No.17302771 Report

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W-Would you like some Heal Pulse, anon-sama?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 00:41:39 No.17302844 Report

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>>17302643
Stepping stones towards progress, their deaths will be mourned

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 00:47:35 No.17302986 Report

Quoted By: >>17304484

>>17302763
>If it makes any difference, she was a brave girl and she.... she fought it till the end. Anyway, here's your Ditto. And he grew by one level so I'd hate to ask, but we're gonna need 200 poké...

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 01:52:53 No.17304484 Report

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>>17302986
>Not to mention the extensive damage to the ranch...... And it's workers.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 02:01:03 No.17304683 Report

Quoted By: >>17304711 >>17307836

i dont get the obsession people have with this thing

just because it looks like a green female fairy waifu

i never liked guardevoir and i despise all the attention she gets for nothing

a mega, a new ewloution and a new type

fuck this thing, fuck it hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 02:02:19 No.17304711 Report

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>>17304683
Yes, just like you we all want to fuck it hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 02:04:33 No.17304768 Report

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>>17266718
Are you me?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 02:28:57 No.17305370 Report

Quoted By: >>17307890 >>17307929

>>17269393
Moar

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:18:35 No.17307836 Report

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>>17304683
It's popular

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:21:13 No.17307890 Report

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>>17305370
I'll try
The night is thick, the fire roars; alone is now how the youth finds himself.
He is without power in this cruel world,save the one of shoving dragons into balls smaller than their testes. He is not alone in his power,nay, so common it is that him and his skill makes others holler at him "Git gud fag!" as he hands them half of his money.

Truly a despicable peasant of no worth.

He sat in front of the fire his monstrous ant-eater made, whom he called Jangers,and roasted a newly born Tepig that had only four perfect effort values.

At least it was of use now
.
As he ate he paid no mind to the sounds of the forest, for he had doused himslef in max repel.

For the thing in the woods the max repel was a beacon, to find what it most wanted.

You see, this man's younger brother had once asked of him to lend him a pokemon for a while.
He of course said no, but the little shit told him on his mother and he found himself without his Gardevoir. His name was Gwendolyn, namely because he thought it was gunny at the time.
Needless to say Gwendolyn was lost and the little brother got off scot-free.

The thing in the woods was quite familiar with the smell of unwashed neck beard doused in goat pee and mountain dew, so ever so slowly,throughout the months it had escaped whatever hideous locale the annoying brat left him in.

He could soon be with his master again.

He snuck behind the man and with a swift psychic attack knocked him unconcious.

When the man awoke next he was without clothing.

Standing in front of him, half-hidden on the gloom was a white and green figure, with glowing red eyes.

The thing coo'd

here is some more yandere gym leader.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:22:23 No.17307929 Report

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>>17305370
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6300621/1/Gardevoir-protects-me-from-everything

Ringo: 4656-5922-6231

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Ringo: 4656-5922-6231 Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:26:36 No.17308011 Report

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>>17286746
>20XX
>mfw

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:29:21 No.17308056 Report

Quoted By: >>17308306

>>17269393
why in almost every Fanfic that includes a gardevoir... they go from sweet waifu pokemon, to psychopath, bloodthirsty, crazy dominatrix??

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:37:30 No.17308243 Report

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not exactly yandere but...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6288949/1/Watch-out-for-those-ears

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:40:44 No.17308306 Report

Quoted By: >>17308443 >>17309333

>>17308056
because appealing to people's fetishes gets you read.
Just look at that pocket pussies game

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:47:49 No.17308443 Report

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>>17308306
well that makes sense...

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:57:43 No.17308643 Report

Quoted By: >>17308661 >>17308710

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 04:58:15 No.17308661 Report

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>>17308643
3lewd5me.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 05:00:26 No.17308710 Report

Quoted By: >>17309349 >>17309783

>>17308643
That must have been painful. Poor Gardevoir's flesh has been bleached and cut off, then add insult to injury, it has been burdened with breasts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 05:28:59 No.17309333 Report

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>>17308306
Did they ever actually release that? I thought it's been eons with no update.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 05:29:52 No.17309349 Report

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>>17308710
Or it's a genetic mutation and was born like that

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 05:52:56 No.17309783 Report

Quoted By: >>17310553

>>17308710
and the process left it with an unhealthy attachment to a human.
It has happened before

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 06:10:42 No.17310135 Report

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I wonder just how much yandere art there is for pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 06:18:52 No.17310303 Report

Quoted By: >>17310483

>>17282646
Only male gardevoir have breasts and womaly curves.
Arceus is a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 06:28:18 No.17310483 Report

Quoted By: >>17310646 >>17311199

>>17310303
It did that so you'll only have eyes for it. Yandere Arceus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 06:32:21 No.17310553 Report

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>>17309783
Cheren and Hilbert prayed they were lesbians.

Their prayers went unanswered.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 06:37:03 No.17310646 Report

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>>17310483

All it has to do to ensure that is give itself breasts and womanly curves.

Multiple sets of both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 07:06:34 No.17311199 Report

Quoted By: >>17311225

>>17310483
The ten commandments of the pokeverse are similar to

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jan 2014 07:07:39 No.17311225 Report

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>>17311199
Our 's only yanderied. How the hell did my phone cut that out?

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