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Quoted By: >>17285418
>Be 17
>have weeaboo friend
>Challenge friend to battle
>I start out out kicking ass
>friend uses aegislash and gardevoir
>"the foe's gardevoirite is reacting to anon's motherfucking mega ring!"
>Mega waifu and handy master sword sweeps my team with king's shield shadow claw and moonblast and psychic
>friend constantly does this everytime i battle him
>Extremerage.jpg
>hatch a plan a few days later
>remember I have a mewtwo in box i never use
it anyway
>I have pokemon x
>fuck yea mewtwonite x
>hatch a plan
>discover that mewtwo can learn poison jab
>mewtwo x + physical poison move=bye bye waifu
>theendisnearforyou.png
>See friend next day
>Challenge to battle
>Make him think he has the upper hand a few pokes in
>down to just mewtwo x & friend's waifu
>"anon's gardevoir has mega evolved!"
>"mewtwo has evolved into mega mewtwo x!"
>friend starts giggling like a faget
>"you think that fucker can stop my beauty?"
>friend can't even get a single move in
>Mewtwo X used poison jab!
>IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING ONE HIT KO!!"
>completely caught friend off guard with poison jab
>after that day he hasn't learned from his mistakes and always gets assraped by my greninja and mewtwo x
>mfw everytime i beat his ass with just these 2
>have weeaboo friend
>Challenge friend to battle
>I start out out kicking ass
>friend uses aegislash and gardevoir
>"the foe's gardevoirite is reacting to anon's motherfucking mega ring!"
>Mega waifu and handy master sword sweeps my team with king's shield shadow claw and moonblast and psychic
>friend constantly does this everytime i battle him
>Extremerage.jpg
>hatch a plan a few days later
>remember I have a mewtwo in box i never use
it anyway
>I have pokemon x
>fuck yea mewtwonite x
>hatch a plan
>discover that mewtwo can learn poison jab
>mewtwo x + physical poison move=bye bye waifu
>theendisnearforyou.png
>See friend next day
>Challenge to battle
>Make him think he has the upper hand a few pokes in
>down to just mewtwo x & friend's waifu
>"anon's gardevoir has mega evolved!"
>"mewtwo has evolved into mega mewtwo x!"
>friend starts giggling like a faget
>"you think that fucker can stop my beauty?"
>friend can't even get a single move in
>Mewtwo X used poison jab!
>IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING ONE HIT KO!!"
>completely caught friend off guard with poison jab
>after that day he hasn't learned from his mistakes and always gets assraped by my greninja and mewtwo x
>mfw everytime i beat his ass with just these 2
