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>I've never seen a team lack Talonflame >My team gets walled by Ferrothorn and Blissey >And my move pool's kind of lame >My base stats suck, or I lack recovery >So everybody's like Gliscor, Garchomp, Landorus and Breloom, >Gengar, Goodra, Excadrill and Rotom >We don't care, I'm just an Aurorus with Hyper Beam >But every team's like Heatran, Scizor, Azumarill, Starmie, >Latios, Pinsir, Genesect and Klefki >We don't care, we'll just hang here with Dragonair >And we'll never be OU (OU) >Most of us are outclassed >That kind of tier just ain't for us >We can't take Volcarona's Bug Buzz >Let me be be in NU (NU) >You can call me Vespiquen >Don't give me no boosts (no boosts, no boosts, no boosts) >Let me stay with Butterfree
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it took me some time to figure out this supposed to be some kind of parody of some song.
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very nice, anon
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>>17316271 Beautiful.
10/10
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>implying klefki and goodra are ou
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This doesn't follow the rhythm of the song at all
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>>17316271 Last stanza is brilliant
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>>17316271 7/10
Rhythm's a bit off in some lines but other than that, it made me smile
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Well that made my fucking morning.
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>listening to radio music
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>>17316926 >implying I don't listen exclusively to Death Grips Anonymous
>>17316271 >Implying I was supposed to know that OP's post was based on some song before reading the comments >Implying I should know what song it is Anonymous
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OP confirmed for having taste.
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>>17316988 Yeah, it was just the top song in the US for 9 weeks and one of the best songs of 2013 with a better message than "let me try domesticate you". Would you rather have Avicii or something?
Holy fuck, the captcha: implyim continued
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>people on /vp/ acting like they're above anything
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>tfw i will never _be_ lorde
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>>17316988 How do you not know it? Do you live under a fucking rock?
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>>17316988 I hate that song but I hear it everywhere, how can you not even know
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>>17316926 I see you've never had a job before.
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>>17316271 10/10, very nice op
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>>17317077 God how I hate that faggot.
Aloe Blacc is actually a pretty good artist but Avifag just had to ruin him for everyone.
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Yeah...I've never heard whatever this is trying to parody, and to the guy higher in the thread, blurred lines is tremendous.
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>>17317077 The song is supposed to be based on a boxer according to the artist I heard.
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>>17317077 >>17317103 >>17317129 >Hurr how can't you know that song It's extremely simple my friends. Let me explain:
>I don't live in the US >I don't listen to radio It's literally that simple. If you think that every single person in the world lives in the US and listens to mainstream radio channels on a regular basis, there's something wrong with you.
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>>17317223 >I don't live in the US So?
I bought a kebab the other day and they had some weird Turkish radio station on that played all the US pop songs as well.
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>>17317250 Well, I live in
Finland and we always get everything about a year or two later than the rest of the world, whether it is music or movies or whatever. Even if the song OP was referring to is being played here, I still don't listen to radio. I have zero knowledge about any hit songs from the past ten years.
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>>17317250 The guy is lonely enough to defend this poin til it's dead. Let it be
Cool verses, op. my sister is crazy for this song, I don't get it. I don't get much when it comes to new tunes, though.
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>>17317250 >Implying everyone listens to the radio/loiters around in a kebab store until they get a healthy dose of American music Anonymous
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>>17317223 what, many stores in west europe were playing shit like adele and katy perry when i travelled
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I think we're missing the bigger problem here.>listening to Top 40 music of any country
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>>17317222 Music video is. It's just an ordinary day for a boxer, that's all. Song's not about him but it's a subject matter that NEEDED to happen in the mainstream - fuck materialism, we get off on real experiences.
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>>17317309 Dude, if you have an office job it's basically guaranteed that they'll have a radio somewhere that only plays the shitty commercial stations all day.
I hate pop but I have to listen to it as well.
You can't escape the normalfags.
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>>17317223 Don't feel bad.
I don't know any of the pop songs played on the radio and live in the US.
I only listen to baroque and Romantic music like a true patrician. Anonymous
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>>17317396 'tips white wig*
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>>17317396 do you live in the countryside
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I live in NY, yet i have no idea what song this is. I've abstained from the radio because everything on it is too repetitive.
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>>17317396 >only baroque and romantic >implying this means you're into classical music Jesus you probably don't even know who Charles Ives is, or Nikolai Kapustin. Hell you probably don't know who Alkan is, and Alkan is terrible (but popular). Get real.
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>>17317442 Guess you don't watch TV either? It's hard to avoid that fucking annoying song
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>>17317223 >>I don't live in the US Neither does the person who sings the song.
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i hate the radio not because of the cheesy music but the COMMERCIALS AFTER COMMERCIALS
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>>17317413 Not the guy you're responding to, but I live in a very rural country area and don't usually listen to the radio and I've still heard this song.
I mean, even in grocery stores they're usually playing some mix or pop station.
I think a lot of people are just pretending to have not heard it.
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>>17317442 I also don't know what song this is. Most of my knowledge of current pop music comes from 15-second snippets on cell phone commercials.
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>>17317413 Nope, I just don't listen to the prole radio.
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90% of you hate it only because it's too "mainstream"
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Not him but I am in a similar position. I don't watch cable tv and I dot listen to the radio. I just can't dig it.
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>>17317490 Generally in music, if it's mainstream, it's bad.
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>>17317490 Which is funny since it was actually more of an indie song that got popular.
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>>17317490 I hate it because it's annoying and I've only heard it a few fucking hundred times in the past couple months
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>>17317480 Oh wait, never mind, I just figured out which song this is. It's one of the few current hits that actually stood out to me, because it's just so terrible.
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>>17317445 >I don't know who they are >recommending 20th century plebs They're contemporary as far as I'm concerned. Romantic changed the ideas, but they took it too far and made it something different.
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>>17317454 Yeah tv is shit now, so many channels but no good shows on ever.
I had to look it up. Holy fuck it's that song? My sister listens to that
shit.It 's atrocious. Your telling me /vp/ loves this?
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>>17317467 >technology institute nearby has two radio stations >both of them are commercial-free except for thirty seconds advertisements of their institute. Good shit
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>>17317500 Fuck Simon Cowell.
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>>17317542 They fucking ruined all the channels I used to watch as a kid. Have you seen cartoon network now? Fucking bullshit
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>>17317527 Kapustin is contemporary but
>Charles Ives >Contemporary >Alkan >someone who was in the 1840s >contemporary That's like calling Chopin contemporary. Come talk to me when you actually know shit about classical music.
>>17317574 wat
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>>17317467 Another reason why I love our indie/techno station.
I mean, it's mostly just 1 good song out of 3 but they never play the same song again for at least two days and there's barely any commercials at all.
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>>17317589 >indie music >good Indie music is like pop music, but less known, and more acoustic guitars.
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>>17317527 >They're contemporary as far as I'm concerned. Then you're wrong. Someone like Ives has far more in common with the 19th Century Romantic composers than true contemporary classical composers (who I'll agree are mostly terrible), or even early modern composers like Schoenberg.
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>>17317580 CN and Nick had amazing shows. I mean in the sense that i can watch it to this day and still laugh, but now everything is just bland. Regular show and andventure time were okay but now they're not so good.
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>>17317607 Yeah, those are the two songs that are crap most of the time.
They're playing Daft Punk, Franz Ferdinand and a lot of other nice stuff that you just don't hear on mainstream stations too all the time.
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I exclusively listen to Basshunter, Rob Thomas and toots an maytels
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>hating mainstream things >posting on a pokemon board
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While we're fucking on about music...
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>>17317663 Had exactly one good song and they've been riding that one for years now.
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Dafuq is this song? Title plz. I live under mariana trench.
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>>17317610 >Schoenberg I feel really sorry for him, because what started as simply trying to deviate from the norm turned into an entire genre of dissonant composers who tried so hard to be different their music it ended up sounding terrible. Not that all dissonant composers are bad, but many of them miss the point of dissonance and their pieces just sound like random notes.
>classical composers (who I'll agree are mostly terrible) I'll agree that most contemporary classical is terrible, but nigga you gotta look for the good stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp9zhpuRlUw >>17317638 >Darft Punk >not mainstream wat
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>>17317680 Define "riding on".
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>>17317663 >baby's first band loser
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>>17317638 >They're playing Daft Punk My local dadrock + occasional top 40 station plays daft punk.
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>>17317719 Well, you know Wham right?
Everyone hates Last Christmas but they'll play it every year and they're getting a crapload of money for it.
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>>17317638 >daft punk >not mainstream please
they have been even before that get lucky song
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>>17317747 I like Last Christmas.
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ITT: People too cool to admit they've heard a "pleb pop song" even though it's been played everywhere constantly for the last few months.
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>>17316271 Don't much care for the song, but this post is serviceable as a parody. The main issue is that this song has little to parody and stay clever, mostly just replacing the stuff she lists with new stuff to list.
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>>17317771 I don't like you.
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Can someone just say what fucking song this is supposed to be?
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>>17317790 "Royals" by Lorde. Like you didn't know that.
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>>17317782 I genuinely haven't heard this song. I don't feel more important for not hearing it, I just for fortunate.
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So silly how female wobbs wear lipstick
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>>17317747 Okay. Someone asks you if they can play your song on the radio.
What a tough decision to make.
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>>17317810 I just looked it up and I've never heard it before.
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What is /vp/'s opinion on Fun.?
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>>17317817 That wasn't the point.
Thing is, they never play anything else from them.
I'm not sure if Wham actually has more songs but even if they do, none of them cares because that one song keeps the money flowing.
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>>17317849 2gay4me
But one of their songs wasn't that bad.
I forgot which one though.
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>>17317810 It's a pretty terrible song. And I'm not one of the "all modern music is garbage" crowd. It's just a bad song.
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>>17317857 >>17317869 >>17317873 Not that I'm disagreeing but is it because they're
too mainstream ?
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>>17317890 no
i shamelessly love mainstream artists
fun is just not great
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Would you play Pokemon with her /vp/?
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Okay guys.
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>>17317849 Wait, they're an actual band? I thought they were just a company that made music for TV commercials.
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>>17317782 Oh, you've got me; I was trying for some momentary recognition from people that will probably never know me for a reason that isn't vaguely important nor impressive.
I haven't heard the song before, and don't see why everyone seems to think that that is so improbable.
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>>17317923 I just listened to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM and I couldn't even understand what they were saying.
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I'd play Pokemon with MC Ride
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>>17317949 >I was trying for some momentary recognition from people that will probably never know me for a reason that isn't vaguely important nor impressive That's literally 4chan's motto, you have to understand why we're skeptical.
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>>17317782 I actually hadn't ever heard royals until a few weeks ago either.
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>>17317638 >Franz Ferdinand >Daft Punk >Not Mainstream Both are very much "mainstream" bands
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On the train this week, some woman sitting next to me was playing Royals very loudly on her headphones. On repeat. For half an hour.
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>>17318077 Bus/Train listeners are the worst.
Especially when you have to take the early one in the morning that's filled with nothing but 2cool4you kids and teens that play pop songs at maximum volume from their iPods.
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>>17316956 >trying to impress people on the internet with your music taste Anonymous
>>17318258 That's /mu/'s sole reason for existence.
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>>17317297 >new tunes Careful, ojiisan, you might hurt your delicate ears.
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>>17318380 no. If we didn't do it with the smashmouth song, then we aren't doing it with this.
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>>17318380 But I can't sing, have a shitty voice and a weird accent.
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>>17317663 omg i love that band, they are so epic!!! you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar :^)
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>>17318447 But he's right.
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>>17316419 Have you heard the song? It's actually pretty spot on.
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>>17316271 A+ sang the whole song in my head.
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>>17317103 >>17317129 >>17317077 ITT: faggots who listen to top forty music
stay casual,plebs
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>>17318618 If you haven't heard this song against your will 300 times you must be living under a fucking rock. I bet you listen to shit anyway.
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>>17318618 Your taste in music clearly indicates that you are of superior stock! You must be very popular and well-loved. How many girls did you have sex with yesterday? 12? 30?
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>>17318784 Wow, that song is really lame and I wish I hadn't heard it.
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nice work OP it fits nu very well too
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Someone screen cap this
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I liked it and thought it was clever, OP.
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>>17317916 I love Sky too bad she looks rekt nowadays:/
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Gay as fucking AIDS
