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Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:15:24 No.17331868 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17344806 >>17346312

>I have no idea how that egg got there

Why should I trust these people with my Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:21:26 No.17331991 Report

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So you want them to stare at your Pokemon possibly have sex?

>yfw it's still pretty much a mystery where eggs come from

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:29:36 No.17332137 Report

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because they have the monopoly in the breeding business, there's literally no other options unless you have access to pokebank, and we don't.

my bet is that they also trade in crack and LSD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:32:05 No.17332180 Report

Quoted By: >>17332226 >>17338982 >>17346312

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:34:07 No.17332226 Report

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>>17332180
Point taken, it's a tough job

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:35:27 No.17332253 Report

Quoted By: >>17332365

Come on!
The protags are kids.
Im not going to talk about sex to someone elses kid. Its even weirder if I bring it up and the discussion is on how their little friends are fucking eachother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:40:51 No.17332365 Report

Quoted By: >>17332638

>>17332253
What is Sex education

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:44:44 No.17332461 Report

Quoted By: >>17332547

"Your Emboar and your Houndoom are doing just fine,
Emboar's plowing Houndoom from behind as we speak!"

I'm fine with not knowing, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:48:16 No.17332547 Report

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>>17332461
>wailord_and_skitty.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:51:40 No.17332638 Report

Quoted By: >>17332704

>>17332365
>10 years old
>talking about dick's cumming in pussy's and laying eggs from the pokepussy's

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:54:19 No.17332704 Report

Quoted By: >>17332742

>>17332638
>what is public school already teaching kids about sex through other students that find out
>what is, you dumb fuck you're not going to do anything but ignore the system they've set
>what is, beating the system so the child has full understanding, consequences, and can make a rational mindset than being hardballed to corner a or b.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 03:56:16 No.17332742 Report

Quoted By: >>17333042 >>17338962

>>17332704
You are right.
Just go now to shopping and start talking with a 10yo child about sex, dicks ans vaggons.
Its very normal in any country

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 04:08:51 No.17333042 Report

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>>17332742
great bait mate
Gets anyone anytime
Freud would raise an eyebrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 11:18:52 No.17338962 Report

Quoted By: >>17338982 >>17339050

>>17332742
> start talking with a 10yo child about sex, dicks ans vaggons

sex education is not a bad thing you know? Or you prefer that your daughter will grow up and marry a man without even knowing how sex works?
If between knowledge and ignorance you choose ignorance, i really hope your gene pool will never spread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 11:23:33 No.17338982 Report

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>>17338962
The point being if you're not their parent or a teacher you don't tell kids about these things. Pokémon Breeders aren't the player character's parent and their career clearly isn't teaching.

Also >>17332180

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Mon 13 Jan 2014 11:31:18 No.17339050 Report

Quoted By: >>17339159

>>17338962
Go give some sexual education to a kid you don't know. Let us know how your trip in the party van goes.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 11:32:37 No.17339062 Report

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HOW IS EGG FORMED?
HOW IS EGG FORMED?
HOW POKEMON GET PRAEGNENT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 11:40:27 No.17339159 Report

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>>17339050
>Go give some sexual education to a kid you don't know
THIS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 11:46:33 No.17339215 Report

Quoted By: >>17344900

Is it weird, I wanted to see how one egg is being produced since GSC? Like, from the point of giving them to the breeders until the point where it is being laid?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 19:57:24 No.17344806 Report

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>>17331868
They're probably a little squeamish about explaining that to a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 20:02:22 No.17344900 Report

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>>17339215
proptip: the unown where involved

eggs are cradles

the klinklang line spontaneously came into existence about 100 years ago

you do the math

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jan 2014 21:22:21 No.17346312 Report

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>>17331868
I like to assume that the process of Pokemon reproduction follows the same mechanism, regardless of egg group. Following the logic of pairings as in >>17332180, there is no way for this process to resemble anything approximating mammalian sexual intercourse.

It almost certainly involves lasers. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying faggot.

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