>>17341588>>17341517Not me.
>>17341608>stupid kid pretending>stupid kid>kidWell there's your first problem...Presuming I'm a kid. Secondly, I'm not going to argue. If I could change this name I would. Being a girl on 4chan is like being a girl on 4chan. Mistakes were made showing up to derp with it. Everytime I try to make a new ambiguous name the server disconnects me...we've discussed this.
Also I am angry we moved to doubles because I didn't get to use these and I spent like 6 minutes on them.
Aqua Jet is a priority move, that is almost totally useless without STAB. Unfortunately, most nerds who use it don't understand this. This move is used primarily to feint already weakened Pokemon, or sometimes to just be a straight faggot and move twice in a row, making it extremely hard to counter. Fortunately, only retards seem use this move and most of the time, it doesn't even work.
Swagger. This move is used by every faggot with booboo keys and gives the illusion of skill when used. Realistically, it's not that busted, but since everyone in ubers is retarded, 90% of the time it's a full sweep when it connects.
Geomancy is a stat boosting move that was invented by some Japanese asshat who came into work high on shrooms one day. Seriously, this move is so utterly busted that it quite literally tips games in favor one way or the other in a matter of just one turn. It's not a matter of when or if, it's WHO.
Everyone runs this. If you trigger first, it's a sweep. If they do, GG. If not predicted extremely well (see the first turn Xerneas is out), or opponent/you does not have a DIRECT COUNTER, any/every five year old can sit on their thumb and cruise control Moonblast with Derp-Deer.
Darkvoid is a move that is used by little 9 year olds. Thankfully, Smogon isn't filled with only 9 year olds and there is a 'sleep clause'. Basically, this move is a staple on Darkrai and will never be seen but rarely on a Smeargle gimmick.
