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>Be intern at local elementary school
>Been there for about 3 months now
>Know all the kids in my grade
>Know that some of them play Pokémon
>It's take your toys to school day
>I tell them to take their 3DS'es and we'll have a small tournament
>Tell them the winner can battle me
>5 kids participate
>one kid ends up beating the others with his charizard Y, Greninja, Blaziken, Yvetal, Zygarde and Mewtwo.
>Beat the shit out of him with a Slurpuff.
>6-0
>"Mr. Anon, how come your pokémon is so strong?"
>Try to explain IV breeding
>watch them try
>They're 11 year old so obviously they fail at breeding and get bored fast
>One kid manages to get it down, breeds himself a 5IV hasty protean froakie
>EV trains it with super training
>He beat the other kids with just his greninja
>Other kids envy him and try harder with his advice
>A week later they have a fully IV bred EV trained team
>We have another tournament after school
>They actually compete now, no more legendaries even
>The little girl with the greninja wins this time. She also used Aegislash, Talonflame, Rotom Wash, Trevenant and Excadrill.
>Tell her if she can beat me now I'll gibe her a shiny
>Manages to beat me 2-0 (admittedly I did hold back a little and tried not to donk)
>Give her a shiny fennekin
>learn the other kids how to chain fish and they all find their first shinies
>"You are our favorite teacher ever mr anon"

I feel nothing but disgust for her OU team.