I think I got the funniest rage quit I ever witnessed.

Some random dude challenges me to a battle. I'm like "I'm game"

>Battle start
>I lead with my prankster Sableye
>He lead with Blissey
Weird choice for a lead poke but oh well. Kinda obvious what to do here.
>Taunt his ass as he tried to toxic me.
>He switches to gengar. It takes a will'o'wisp on the switch in.
This might be rough.
>As expected he becomes Mega and use sludge bomb???
Maybe he anticipated a switch here.
>I use metal burst. Does a crap load of damage and the burn is just enough to kill it.
I rejoice I won't deny it.
>Sends in Metagross.
>Obviously burn his ass.
>He uses explosion.
Wut?
>Disconnect.

What are your funny rage quit story /vp/