>>17372859What the fuck did you just fucking trade to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I traded Stout Shakos top of my class, and I've been involved in numerous secret trades on Al-Traeda, and I have over 300 confirmed trades. I am trained in face-to-face PAN fightin' and I'm the top trader in the entire Scotland armed traders. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will trade you the fuck out with offers the likes of which has never been heard before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with offering that hat to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Secret Society of Demopans across Trade_Plaza and your ID is being traded right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your backpack. You're fucking poor, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trade you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare pan. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed trading, but I have access to the entire inventory of the United Demopan Highlander Regiment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable class off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "reasonable" offer was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking trade. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying my price, ya bleedin' idiot. I will trade fury all over you and your finances will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
