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You know the drill: Upload normal regular ditto Claim it's 5-6 IV, ask for a Legendary and wait for some Schmuck to bite.
Also works with Bank starters if you don't have ditto, or if you want to be more honest for you that are more faint of heart.
Be sure to read the FAQ!
>How do I do this? You can start by dropping off a Safari Ditto for a Xerneas/Yveltal and chain up from there. If you’re ballsy enough, you can try your luck with something higher. Also, Bank starters seem to work greatly as well. Some examples of this
Egg Move Shitto>XY*>Birds>Beasts
Do some research and see what works best for you!
Also, take a look at this! Made from one of our own, this has tips to help you go fishing:
http://imgur.com/O31KW1Q >After 50 years, no one bit on my Ditto. Why is this not working for me While you’re up, make sure you check on the GTS every half hour, and take off the pokemon and put it back after every hour if the fish aren’t biting.
>But I don’t have a Ditto Safari Jewanon ;-; You can try your luck in the millions of friend safaris. Alternatively, you should ask your fellow brothers in these threads, since there are a few heroes here that have them that are willing to help… Alternatively, you can try your hand with Bank starters. Some popular ones are Chimchar, Piplup, and “Contrary” Snivy.
Also, you can use the Pokeradar to chain some ditto as well since around a chain of 60, 3 of the IVs are Guaranteed to be perfect.
>But I feel bad. Will this Scammer’s Remorse go away? Maybe. But seriously, like everything, it’s always the hardest the first time. If you still feel guilty, try using bank starter leftovers.
*XY is Xerneas/Yveltal
(threadmakers update these as time goes on)
Anonymous
>>17392131 >>17392262 Can someone help me with this?
Anonymous
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>>17393292 Damn, wanted to past this instead of the second one:
>>17392372 Anonymous
Chimchars seem not to work for me...trying a Vivillon now...
Anonymous
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>>17393326 How long are you usually waiting?
Anonymous
>>17393326 upto 30mins- a hour and a half..
Anonymous
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>>17393440 I recently had problems with being impatient. I'd check the offer way too often and take it off every half an hour. Which isn't really a good idea, since my trades always work when I wait hours.
Anonymous
do you think a 5iv jolly riolu get anything?
Anonymous
>>17393326 What are you requesting??
Anonymous
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>>17393811 right now im trying to get a moltres via by shitto
Anonymous
>>17393805 Maybe if you advertise that fact in the message, you can get an XY
Anonymous
Absolutely no one has been biting my xerneas for articuno for the past two days. Even tried to trade a cobalion for a dog and it hasn't been working.
Anonymous
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>>17394187 well of course im gonna say that in the message
Anonymous
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welp im gonna watch sme pkmn movies while i wait for my bait to get snagged.
Anonymous
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So I traded one of my Shiny Rayquaza clones for a Heatran, and then put that up for Cresselia. Since they are in the same tier and all, and the Heatran had shit IVs, I think I'm going to do Cresselia then Regigias and then back to Heatran
Anonymous
No one biting for the Articuno I got up for a Terrakion. Oh well I'll wait a few hours.
Anonymous
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>>17394504 Yeah, probably too many Articuno for Terrakion offers. That's why I tried going for Virizion.
Anonymous
Do you guys think I can get one of the 3 birds for a chimchar?
Anonymous
>>17394663 you'll have to have powerful jewcraft to pull that off
Anonymous
>>17394663 I doubt it but stranger things have happened in these threads.
Hannah 1392-5309-2551
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> put up shitto w/ description 6IV hacked > get lv100 Yveltal with cured pokerus in a Masterball i think i took a 10yr olds legendary
Anonymous
can you not get mew over gts?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17394871 Yes you can. Go ahead and flood the offers with shitty Mew/Arceus offers.
Anonymous
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>>17394836 >>17394761 I got an articuno a bit ago for a
sandstorm vivillion No idea how long it took, but it was under 2.5 hours
Anonymous
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>ride the jewtrain a couple of times, get some decent legends >decide to try my luck at getting a good nature thundurus >someone offering a shiny one for a suicune neat, finally something worth keeping
Anonymous
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it might be worth adding something to the jewguide in the FAQ about using vivillon patterns to get X/Y legends, they generally go very quickly if they are icy snow/ocean/whatever the hong kong one is called. I know very few people actually have these as native but if they are your native its much easier than using ditto
Anonymous
>offer up an adamant Shitto >"6IV, Adamant" >didn't want to go through with it >get on GTS to cancel >"the Pokemon you deposited was traded" >receive level 100 Xerneas ...... oops
Anonymous
Anonymous
Regular Chimchar to X to Deer to Dogs to Storm Trio to Regi Trio to Lake Trio to Latias to Latios to Kyogre to Groudon to Rayquaza to Ho-Oh. Now who's coming to my Bar Mitzvah
Anonymous
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I got a shiny 6IV timid latios for an Articuno! now I have 2 latios but I don't know which should I trade (the other is timid standard and doesn't have perfect IVs) what a dilemma
Anonymous
>>17395660 Heh, just chaining like that is no big deal. Try having each of them in your box. Now that's a feat.
So far:
>16 legendaries >1 event Anonymous
Is it better to ask for X or Y?
Anonymous
>>17396037 X is easier to get I think
Anonymous
>>17396106 I meant which is worth more. I'm guessing Y?
Anonymous
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>>17395921 That's some hardcore Jewing right there
Anonymous
>>17396142 well I haven't had problems trading xerneas,the most valuable thing that I got for it was a latios, I don't know about Yveltal
Anonymous
>>17396037 I was reading smogon forums (to know what they want), right now looks like Xerneas is stroger than Yveltal in the metagame, and "Xerneas 5IV timid" no attack, is what they want.
Anonymous
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>>17396379 oh shit really? i have a timid xerneas....the jew god must smile apon me...
Anonymous
>>17396263 I've been trying to get rid of a Xernea for nearly twelve hours, what the hell
Anonymous
I got articuno.. which bank legendary should I try to get?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17396448 You need to reupload it at least every 30 min and also post "4/5IV timid pokerus"
>>17396456 I got a shiny latios for it
Anonymous
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>>17396448 I got the 3 musketeres, 3 birds, latias and lugia with Xerneas, but I can't get any crowned beast
Anonymous
>>17396569 I refresh it every hour or so (in and out of dorm room all day), and it's had the descriptino "5IV Timid No Att"
Anonymous
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>>17396635 try modest, that has worked for me
Anonymous
I just put up a 4IV shiny Petlil for a Dialga
Anonymous
>>17396635 Is the No ATK even necessary? 5IV Timid doesn't make it that suspicious. Yet they are probably falling for that.
Can someone please try offering "egg moves Timid" xerneas? Really wonder if people will fall for that.
Anonymous
>try the loto ticket >congrats! 4 digits match with your xerneas! >win first prize Proof that we are meant to jew
Anonymous
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>>17396833 It's not jewing if the other person is getting something good
Anonymous
>>17396849 What's the first prize?
Anonymous
Hey guys, is it jewing if I upload my shiny 4 IV Dragonite with ESpeed?It's shed skin What should I ask for it?
Anonymous
>>17396872 Master Ball for 5 numbers
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17396900 >>17396903 That's kinda shitty. But a good prize nonetheless.
Anonymous
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>>17396872 First prize is Rare Candy (4 digits). 5 digits is Grand Prize, Master Ball. I'd rather get 3 digits though (PP Max) since you can buy Candies pretty cheaply from the Global Link.
Anonymous
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>>17396839 nah I just write "4IV modest pkrus" and it's done
Anonymous
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Compared to yesterday, today was a pretty successful day for me. Chained Ho-Oh>Palkia>Dialga, Latias>Registeel, Shitto>Giratina, Xerneas>Articuno>Terrakion and the best for the last, Zekrom>Victini. I really hope she needed it just for the Pokedex, as the Zekrom had pretty shit stats. Anyway, I'll leave Shitto>Regigigas for the night and wait for them to bite.
Anonymous
>tfw it seems like the gts is taking long to load by then the screen starts to fade to black
Anonymous
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my jewjitsu is so refined people call me Bruce Lebowitz.
Anonymous
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what can I trade for a Latios???
Anonymous
>>17397347 shadow ban. I think it only lasts 48 hours though.
Anonymous
>>17397382 what? you can get banned from gts?
Anonymous
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>>17397347 >gts taking long to load Used to think my internet was messing up. After 20 Shitto to legend, I fucking love it.
Anonymous
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>>17397382 >>17397413 also the gts still loads
its just when it takes longer it means your trade went through
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Just got jewed for a lvl 10 ditto, gg japs. And someone else just got jewed back, the cycle continues!
Anonymous
How do I go from a Suicune to a Lati@s
Anonymous
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>>17397875 >Put up Suicune >Ask for a Latias >??? >Profit Anonymous
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>>17397875 Master your jewjitsu and uh, put it up on the GTS for a Latias?
Anonymous
What would I have to offer to get a meloetta?
Anonymous
>>17398014 Can't trade events
Anonymous
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>>17398014 On the GTS? Nothing because event mons can't be traded on the GTS. Via trade, probably a high tier or a shiny.
Anonymous
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>>17398050 I know, what would I have to work up to to trade regularly? Like, if I sent a message out for a meloetta to passerbys.
Anonymous
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post a shitty Xerneas on GTS for a Giratina now i wait for a retard...
Anonymous
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>>17397382 Fuck off with this shit. Are you the same person who keeps on posting this? You aren't trolling anyone.
Jin 1779-0911-3233
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Ditto > Dialga Dialga is a 6IV Modest. yer
Anonymous
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>>17397382 low quality bait nice edgy new name for it tho. 1/10 making me respond
Anonymous
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Someone finally took my Articuno bait.
Jin 1779-0911-3233
Am I the only one that gets a big stiffy when I get a long loading time in GTS? (From Jewing)
Anonymous
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another person falls for the chimchar bait
Anonymous
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>>17398460 It's a requirement for jewing
Anonymous
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>>17398460 That's your Jew blood pumping through your dick.
Anonymous
Eevee > Xerneas > Zapdos > Latias > Ho-oH > Shiny Rayquaza > Celebi > Shaymin Best chain so far
Anonymous
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>>17398790 >Eevee>Xerneas How'd you pull that off?
Anonymous
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>>17398790 Who knows, I started doing that even before these jew threads.
I have a box full of Xerneas and Yveltal.
Serenity (0001 3836 0202) Butterfree-Beautifly-Heracross
Serenity (0001 3836 0202) Butterfree-Beautifly-Heracross Thu 16 Jan 2014 03:10:33 No. 17398900 Report What can I trade virizion for?
Anonymous
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>>17398900 I can give you an Articuno for it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Gotta Jew 'em all! I had Ho-Oh, Latias and Zekrom, but ended up trading them for Dialga, Registeel and Victini.
Anonymous
Do you think Silver/Gold starters would yield nice stuff? I really want a mudkip not for lol xD reasons.. I just want him.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>no ditto video in op
Jin 1779-0911-3233
>>17399029 watt, You could get a Mudkip from Wonder Trade lol..
Anonymous
>>17399029 I have a Mudkip. You may not have him or his offspring you laymaymay fuck. You do not deserve the bro that is Swampart
Anonymous
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>>17399114 I turned a mudkip into xerneas once.
Anonymous
>>17399029 I have a protean 5IV Mudkip, with egg moves, what do you offer?
Anonymous
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>>17399161 Nothing. I prefer my Blue Swamp the type he is.
Anonymous
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>>17399136 >>17399087 I just fucking said I want him for the sake of having him. Read.
>>17399161 ..A 5 IV grimer with bad speed.
Anonymous
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so i regot a mewtwo with a shttio named I JEW U LOL that i got jew'ed into getting afew days ago, does this make me a bad person for laughing hard when it was traded?
Anonymous
>>17399161 >protean mudkip Anonymous
>>17397809 I did the exact same thing last month. I was looking for a 6IV ditto, and I saw a level 10 ditto asking for a Yveltal. I was excited to see a trade I could actually do, so I traded instantly. It didn't even have one perfect IV, let alone six. I decided to return the favor.
Anonymous
Anonymous
holy shit my articuno just sold in the matter of seconds
Jin 1779-0911-3233
Anonymous
>>17399276 Man.. Why do people fall for these?
Anonymous
Jin 1779-0911-3233
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>>17399321 Just don't question it man.
Anonymous
>trying to encounter Moltres by running back and forth Couriway >"Passerby someguy would like to battle!" >fine >team preview shows his pokemon are all fire types, including moltres >anally rape his team with sneaky stones, gg kid Few minutes later>"Acquaintance someguy would like to trade!" >okay >give him a random shit mon >I receive a Gengar holding a Gengarite >offer Treecko >receive the Moltres he used in our battle >use that Moltres to get Articuno >still waiting for someone to take the bait for a Terrakion What the fuck
Anonymous
>>17399321 >Put a Shitto in the GTS >Get a bank legend Anonymous
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>>17399405 obviously he realized he is unworthy
Anonymous
>>17399432 Can you get in trouble at all such as a blacklist or whatever? It sounds stupid but you never know.
Anonymous
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>>17399478 not that i know of...
Anonymous
>>17393171 Does anyone have a MANKEY for trade
Anonymous
>>17399321 Desperation, I suppose. If you don't have good contacts, a genuine 6IV ditto is hard to come by. How they fail to notice the fucking pentagon though, is another question entirely. Also, those trades were made a couple of days after bank was released, when everything on the GTS was still kinda fucked up. Good luck getting a dialga for a ditto nowadays.
Anonymous
>>17399520 whats this pentagon you are talking about?
Anonymous
Just went from Xerneas > Zapdos > Virizion > Regirock > Regice > Shiny fuckin' latias. pic related.
Anonymous
>>17399517 I have a 8IV protean mankey with egg moves? what do you offer?
Anonymous
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>No one is taking my pokemon anymore >Can't trade past yveltal I feel like I was put on a blacklist.
Anonymous
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>>17399551 The blue pentagon bellow the pokemon, all pokemons captured or hatched in kalos have the blue pentagon. Any lvl 30 ditto with blue pentagon is a saffari ditto.
Anonymous
>>17399589 lol stfu max IVs you can get are 7.
Anonymous
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>>17399478 When I first started doing this I looked up something along the lines of "GTS blacklist" on google just to see if anyone kept such a thing. I saw some forum that supposedly had a list, but I could only view the first post and didn't see any links to one. Didn't both digging deeper, and I wouldn't personally care either way.
B rad 1478-3064-8962(boldore,onix,Rhydon)
B rad 1478-3064-8962(boldore,onix,Rhydon) Thu 16 Jan 2014 03:47:10 No. 17399696 Report Quoted By:
>>17399589 >>17399627 YOU BETTER NOT BE TRYING TO JEW ME
Anonymous
>people asking for legendaries for simple starters WHY
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17399709 because they can and iworks
Anonymous
>>17399731 I traded away a 4 IV bJap Bagon for a Treecko. Everybody else asked for legendaries.
Anonymous
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Today I've gone Cyndaquil>Yveltal>Articuno>Latios>Latias>Groudon>Rayquaza>Kyogre so far. Considering keeping the Kyogre.
Anonymous
>>17399760 Once you get one bank starter you can breed and ask for the others, or you can put saffarimons for starters its not that hard
Anonymous
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>>17399520 alright, fuck it, gonna start ditto> bank legend instead of Xu from now on
Anonymous
Got a Mudkip for a Tauros. Things are looking up.
Anonymous
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>>17399802 A bank starter is any starter you can't get?
Anonymous
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>>17399551 If you look next to the name on the GTS, you can see a blue pentagon. That means it was obtained in Kalos. If it came from pokebank, it won't have that. If you actually want a 6IV ditto, the best thing to do is look for level 100 dittos that don't have that pentagon. Don't bother with the level 10 ones, they're just dittos caught outside Johto Route 34, and they all have shitty IVs.
Anonymous
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>>17399815 >>17399760 CHIMCHAR FOR A BAD GROWLITH. THE PARTY WON'T STOP.
Voice 0490-5161-7762
Scammed some gullible kids in the cloning general for a shiny raquaza and event Arceus. Plan to clone some for us fellow jews on friday.
Anonymous
Is it good or bad practice to mark with the corresponding "IVs"?
Anonymous
>Scamming players >calling Ditto "Shitto" Do you fags not have respect for the game of pokemon? I would expect this kind of degenerate behavior from gamefaqs or reddit but not from /vp/...What do you write to get the dog trio for an Articuno? 6IV?
Anonymous
>>17399977 >ripping of people on /vp/ I hope you die.
Anonymous
>>17400059 It's fun, give false hope
Anonymous
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I kinda like how "shitto" stuck
>>17400059 I usually do it, to get their hopes up.
>>17400069 Fuck you shitto
Try 5 IV Bold/Calm. Add Defog for good measure. Anonymous
Anonymous
Josh FC: 2251-5224-5193
Anonymous
Got a yveltal for my shitto. I'm on the train guys. What am I likely to get for bank starters?
Anonymous
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>>17400069 fuck you, get out of here moralfaggot.
Anonymous
I've spent all day putting my Articuno on the GTS and taking it off and I've gotten nothing. IT was so easy to get an Articuno for a Terrakion last night but today for Coballion or Virizion, I can't get shit.
Anonymous
>>17400169 I should make more
Anonymous
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>>17399520 >>17399520 >>17399520 >dem trades Holy shit Master Jew, please teach me your ways.
Anonymous
>>17400169 some good things, i finished alot of my dex from breeding those
with fairly good IVs Anonymous
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>>17400199 Sweet, I'm missing snivy,Oshawott and chikorita and then I have all the starters once again
I should bred a few up and see what I can roll.
Anonymous
>>17400124 Ok, I just figured. What's the highest I could get contrary snivy get?
Anonymous
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>>17400219 My totodiles are all adamant with AJ,DD and ice punch.
I think all the tepigs are jolly but no egg moves.
Anonymous
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>>17400253 >Could a contrary snivy get. Forgot to proof read there.
Anonymous
>>17400187 I took him off and put him on for a Terrakion. Got it in minutes. Here's hoping Terrakion can get me one of the other Unova trio
Anonymous
>>17400253 The same as a non contrary one. Nobody is gonna know.
Ripper Roo 2380-4126-8950 [Steel: Magneton, Metang, Bronzong]
Ripper Roo 2380-4126-8950 [Steel: Magneton, Metang, Bronzong] Thu 16 Jan 2014 04:17:02 No. 17400470 Report Chimchar > Xerneas > Articuno > Virizion > Cobalion > Raikou > Shiny Suicune
Chimchar > Xerneas > Articuno > Terrakion > Thundurus > Regice > Rayquaza
Chimchar > Xerneas > Articuno > Cobalion > Terrakion > Entei > Tornadus > Regirock > 5IV Groudon with highest possible Attack
Chikorita > Yveltal > Articuno > ???
>>17398790 I would have kept the Rayquaza, tbh.
Anonymous
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>>17400346 I got my Virizion. Time to restart the chain.
Anonymous
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>>17400384 except the one that you jew'ed
Anonymous
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>Tfw you think you're close to getting all of the legends >tfw you keep on forgetting about the Pixies and the Golems Looks like I'm cloning a shitload tomorrow
>>17400470 >I would have kept the Rayquaza, tbh. This. I have one, and if you are able to clone, you can get whatever you want in minutes, sometimes even seconds. If not, it's a nice "trophy"
Anonymous
I wonder how many of us actually have a Gen V game ready with all the legendaries, event and move tutor shit, but are only doing this for lulz.
Anonymous
>>17400823 That's like saying " I wonder if this rich jew wants more money"
Anonymous
>>17400199 How do I find a record of my gts trades?
Anonymous
>>17400906 global link website
Anonymous
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>>17400931 Ah that explains it, I only synched my game up today after I got my yveltal for a shitto.
Oh well, bank starters will be going up soon.
Anonymous
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>>17400823 ...i dont have the Sinnoh(except Darkrai & lake),hoenn weather trio,jhoto dogs & elemental birds.
Anonymous
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>>17400862 It hurts how right it is. I think I'll spend more time collecting XY now. Never really cared that much about legendaries. Only did it because it was so fun ripping off stupid people.
This
>>17399023 guy speaking.
Anonymous
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>drifblim for a snivy My Pokedex continues to grow, foolish friends made a bet that who ever finished the dex first got free meal out from the rest of us.
Anonymous
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I bred my new Mudkip and put the babies up on GTS. Will people trade me legendaries for them or should I just bother going for lesser rare pokemon?
J-Doodoo 1633-5082-1391
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Yusuf, are you as 'Yousef'?
Anonymous
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doesnt the torchic event end on the 16th? what else is gonna be there
Lalo 1134-8309-5219 (sneasel, snorunt, dewgong)
Lalo 1134-8309-5219 (sneasel, snorunt, dewgong) Thu 16 Jan 2014 04:40:53 No. 17401122 Report Anyone have a crappy japanese ditto they can spare so I can get my jew on?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17401122 Offer regular Ditto for Ditto on GTS. One of them will be Japanese.
Lalo 1134-8309-5219 (sneasel, snorunt, dewgong)
Lalo 1134-8309-5219 (sneasel, snorunt, dewgong) Thu 16 Jan 2014 04:44:47 No. 17401206 Report Quoted By:
>>17401185 Alright, just thought a jap ditto would work better.
Anonymous
>>17400823 I honestly am only jewing because I don't have a gen V game. Sad but true.
Anonymous
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>>17401226 I don't have gen 5 either. also I just like jewing
Anonymous
I've owned three xerneas since the game came out and it's all thanks to some torchics that I claim had 5IV and SB. I'm a horrible person guys.
Anonymous
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>>17401269 no you are not, people are stupid, they would do the same thing to you given the chance.
Anonymous
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Stuck a treecko up for a zapdos, lets get the train going.
Anonymous
Someone actually traded a Latios for a Ditto. Holy shit.
Anonymous
>>17401412 I get 2 latias for dittos
Anonymous
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>>17401438 Yeah, I still can't believed it worked though. I mean, I got the majority of non-legendary bankmons whit Shitto, but still. I'm going to work on a Latias right now. Wish me luck.
Anonymous
Went from a Tynamo and a Turtwig a few hours ago to a Kyurem-B, my yamaka is happy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
i just jew'ed my way to T2 with a shitto for Moltres...d-did i do jew good?
Anonymous
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>>17401795 You did okay Goyim, but good luck getting rid of Moltres. Seriously.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17401602 What's Kyurem-B's name in GTS? I searched "Kyurem" and all I get are... Kyurems.
Anonymous
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>>17401819 Don't think you can search for the forms. I got Zekrom and Kyurem as separate pokemon and DNA spliced.
Anonymous
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>>17401819 You can't put Black or White Kyurem on the GTS, you can't trade it either. It's technically two Pokémon and the game uses a special memory address to store the data of the Reshiram/Zekrom that's fused with Kyurem. This is also why you can't have a Kyu-B at the same time as a Kyu-W.
Anonymous
>mfw all these japanese shit legendaries
Anonymous
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>>17402139 >caring about legend stats I thought they were mostly looked down on in competitive.
Anonymous
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woo i just traded a shitto named Shippai(means failure) with a protector i had 3 to a jap for a Articuno...
Anonymous
>>17400199 Good Lord, HOW?
I have Piplups. Should I start doing this?
Anonymous
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Which of the 3 Unova Musketeers should I be trading for the Johto dogs?
Anonymous
do you guys go full jew and write "6IV HA"? it never works for me i usually just say "5IV" or "4/5 IV HA"
Anonymous
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>>17402283 yes, i go ultra jew and put has pokerus also for some...but not for all...i stay around 4-5iv some times 6iv
Anonymous
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>>17402283 Dittos and Chimchars are always 6IV, legends are 5IV
Anonymous
Which of the deers is worth the most? I have a Virizion right now and I want a Latios.
Shiro 0173-1316-2317
>>17402370 I think its terrakion
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17402212 I told them that they had 5 IVs and it was Modest and they had egg moves, which was true. Of course, you can lie about it if you do it.
Anonymous
>>17402446 I'm not sure which is the hardest but I've definitely had the most easiest time getting Terrakion.
Shiro 0173-1316-2317
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>>17402577 Really? I can't get a fucking Terrakion for the life of me
Anonymous
The fish are biting hard tonight.
Anonymous
what is a good piplup description
Anonymous
>>17402771 The one I always use for my rejects
"5IVModEggNo___"
Most people don't want a physical empoleon unless it's maybe running Defiant, so say NoAtk. Play around and omit some of that shit and say Defiant if you want
Anonymous
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>>17402830 good idea thanks
Anonymous
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I can't move a Piplup for nothing and they are modest 5iv with egg moves too haha. I will keep trying.
Anonymous
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>>17402618 Haven't gotten anything since 1 pm, the goyim are getting smarter
Anonymous
I'm having trouble moving up past the birds on GTS. I have all the bank starters but there not good for much other than X/Y right?
Anonymous
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>>17403229 Trading up from the birds has been extremely slow for me for the past couple of days. Just keep trying, they trade for me eventually, but it does take quite a long time.
Anonymous
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Shit, got three Bambis for Shittos within 10 minutes.
Anonymous
>put up a moltres for zapdos and forget about it >breeding mons for filling up pokedex >Passerby ash wants to trade >decline >Passerby ash wants to trade >decline again >he fucking trades again >fine whatever >accept >shows me the moltres i just put on gts >description was 5iv pokerus, had neither TOP FUCKING KEK
Anonymous
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>>17394663 I've gotten a zekrom for a "5iv ironfist EM" so...its possible
Anonymous
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My jew-chains so far honedge-groudon-kyurem ditto-zekrom-latios-terrakion-coballion-latios-latias-heatran
Anonymous
>>17403786 >he's still trying to fucking trade me Anonymous
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>>17403944 Better bottle those tears for a rainy day
Anonymous
I just got a shiny Ho-Oh for a Latios. Should I trade for a Lugia or go higher?
Anonymous
>>17404139 Wait, it's Lv. 5 and has Regenerator. What did the japs do to it?
Anonymous
>>17404162 dream radar legendaries can be as low as level 5 and always have their hidden ability
Anonymous
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I'm a believer now. I traded 2 shittos and got to Xs. Not much but ill fucking take it.
Anonymous
Clinton: 4468-1422-4591
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>>17404204 The ledgendaries in the dream radar are shiny locked though
Anonymous
what's working better atm, shitto or bank starters?
Anonymous
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>>17404809 Always bet on shitto
Bank starters don't work sometimes
Anonymous
Guys, I'm going to stop jewing. I just traded an Articuno for a Jap Goomy that had 31/x/31/31/31/31 in the description. Luckily that's what I got. I had a good long think and realised I would be pretty pissed off if I got a shit Goomy. After jewing 1 and a half boxes of legendaries, I'm calling it quits. I'm ruining the fun of the game for other players. I just can't do it anymore man, I'm out guys.
Anonymous
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>>17405101 make a sacrifice to the karma gods and release them all.
>record it too JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
So I have 1 meloetta 1 entei 4 mews Need: Victini Genesect Keldeo Anyone?
Anonymous
I....I actually just traded an Igglybuff for a Zekrom. Without any lies. Am I Jewsus?
daiatlas !!7Uh+h075CRv
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>>17394663 i got zapdos doing that, its possible
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17405203 Ill trade a genocet for melo
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
>>17405322 Ok cool adding you
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17405333 If I get bored tonight ill toss you a keldeo
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
>>17405406 I would really appreciate it if you do. :) thanks.
Anonymous
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>>17405101 are you gonna trade his articuno back then?
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17405414 >>17405414 I have 4 pokemon to do now when I get done ill get you one
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
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>>17405442 Oh cool. Thank you neon. :)
Cage
Mission from HQ. Intercept the shiny Giratina on the GTS. Deposit one Fenniken asking for it. Put Vp in the description.
Anonymous
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>>17405599 Is it still there? Just my luck, I don't have any Fennekins at all.
Anonymous
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If it's still there I have a Fennekin, putting it up now.
Anonymous
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>>17405599 Just put up a Fennekin now. Can I have it?
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
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I have mews to trade. Still Looking for victini, original deoxys, and keldeos for pokedex. Help?
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17405203 Are the mews non shiny?
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
>>17406195 Yeah. I don't have shinys. :/ sorry.
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17406206 Thats fine I need a non shiny one I have the shiny im cloneing ypur keldeo
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
>>17406227 Ok. Yes. Thank you. I'll wait for you then. :D
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17406244 >>17406244 Done ill be on in a few sec
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17406273 As long as you trade myvictini backnto me ill get you your dex entryfor himf
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
>>17406311 Yeah. Of course. :)
Huey Lewis 0189 8989 4432
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Just pulled a calm 3 IV Yveltal for a Ditto. To go with a Zapdos I got earlier today, both level 30 Dittos straight from the friend safari.
neon 1435-4902-4801
>>17406338 >>17406338 I have a shiny deoxos
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
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>>17406348 I only have mews if you don't mind getting two mews cuz I need deoxys too.
neon 1435-4902-4801
If your on tomarrow ill clone you deo and vit for your collection
JayViDoll 3840-6873-3284
>>17406370 Yes. Is love that. You're the best. Thanks again. Good night.
neon 1435-4902-4801
June 1521-3705-6375
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>>17406370 Are you still cloning?
Huey Lewis 0189 8989 4432
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How in the fuck do you get a shiny bank legendary on the GTS? Literally all of them ask for Genesects, Darkrais, Shaymins etc
Anonymous
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I got a Terrakion and Latios by having a Porygon holding Up-grade. It's so much easier.
Anonymous
Just went from Suicune to Heatran directly. Do I win any awards?
Anonymous
>>17406958 did you find that trade or make it?
Anonymous
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>>17407034 Found it on the GTS.
Scott 1907-9352-0265 (Pupitar, barbacle, ????)
Scott 1907-9352-0265 (Pupitar, barbacle, ????) Thu 16 Jan 2014 12:17:04 No. 17407409 Report Quoted By:
Does anyone want to trade one of their clone or jew'd legends for any of these? Growlith adamant Flash fire Close combat 31/31/31/x/31/31 Grimer sassy Sticky hold 31/31/31/x/31/31 Teddiursa adamant Pickup 31/31/31/31/31/31 Shiny Loudred lax Scrappy x/31/x/31/x/x Shiny Ditto docile Imposter 31/x/x/31/x/x(good for jewing?) I can quickly breed: Cyndaquil modest Extrasensory, Timid abras, Rash Nidoran Jolly Zubat, Timid dragon pulse Charmanders and adamant beldums
Anonymous
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How are the Goyim biting today gus?
Lunar 4468-2110-7646 (Aipom, Kecleon, Chansey)
Lunar 4468-2110-7646 (Aipom, Kecleon, Chansey) Thu 16 Jan 2014 12:54:48 No. 17407714 Report D-does anyone have a spare 6 IV Genesect? One of the ones with Shift Gear because id like to do something kind of new with Gene. please anon, reply back all i have is a lone shiny geodude;_;
Anonymous
What's the easiest way to chain to a dog?
Anonymous
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First time jewer here, and I'm going big for it. I know most kids don't have Lugias and stuff above because they are shitlings, but I slapped up the old Ditto switcheroo for a Lugia nonetheless. I'll probably keep it there for like, a couple of days. If it doesn't work out, I'll work myself down instead of up and see where they bite. On a second note, does any of you glorious human beings have a spare 6IV Jap Ditto? An actual one. I'm extraterrestrially fucking sick of my breeding not working out, and I'd love to help people out. I'm waiting for my 3DS XL to arrive, so I can clone the fuck out of that ditto and help out here on /vp/. Which is another reason I'm hardcore jewing right now.
Anonymous
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>>17407724 bank starter/shitto<x/y legend<bird trio<dog trio
Anonymous
>wake up >check GTS >trade didnt go through Why do they persecute me so?
Anonymous
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>>17399566 i have the exact same latias
Hannah 1392-5309-2551
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>2nd Articuno from a Yveltal >Time to move up ranks > Terrakion here we come
Anonymous
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>>17407934 its because you are not jewing hard enough.
Anonymous
I have a shiny ditto with shit IVs, should I get one of the kami trio with it?
Anonymous
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>>17408116 You might be able to get almost anything to be quite frank.
IGN Ace 4570 - 7289 - 3625 Dragon (Noibat, Gabite, Sliggoo)
IGN Ace 4570 - 7289 - 3625 Dragon (Noibat, Gabite, Sliggoo) Thu 16 Jan 2014 13:49:06 No. 17408269 Report >>17399977 I hope you find someone petty enough to get what you want on these threads.
Because from now on you will never trade on /vp/ by any other mean. I'm stalking you using the archive and no one here will be fooled by you again.
I gave shit for free on the cloning generals when I can't even clone, lended legends so people could fill their dex, and spent weeks fulfilling luvdisc trades, traded cloner rookies because no one trusted them and that's how you repay me.
You can't even fuck me like that, someone will get me the same Rayquaza and you will get nothing as long as I'm here stalking you
Serenity (0001 3836 0202) Butterfree-Beautifly-Heracross
Serenity (0001 3836 0202) Butterfree-Beautifly-Heracross Thu 16 Jan 2014 14:00:13 No. 17408404 Report Quoted By:
>>17399977 >>17400106 >>17408269 Yeah dude what the fuck don't mess with our bros man.
Anonymous
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>Jewing /VP/ >Leaving your name on if you must admit it
Anonymous
Anonymous
Well, I think I hit my limit, I've had no bites in 3 days now. At least I got the few Pokes I really wanted.
Anonymous
>>17409052 what have you been trying?
Anonymous
>>17409102 Dittos for Yvetals.
But I'm fresh out of Safari Dittos, so that's probably why.
Anonymous
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>>17409113 could be why
my chimchars havent been biting
i wonder what i should switch to
Anonymous
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>more people getting no bites oy vey the goyim know
Anonymous
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need to wait for school to get out for the younger goyim to come
Anonymous
While offloading some of my X for golems, managed to get a perfect 6IV registeel from some jap, was lv 100, EV trained and good natured too. Also had a metric fuckton of ribbons on it
Anonymous
>>17409243 Do you find X is easier to trade than Y?
Anonymous
>>17409243 >Found some Goyims that will gave you the Golems for X Did you have to do Timid/Modest 5 IVs?
Anonymous
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>>17409627 obtaining Y's for dittos tends to be more prone to receving ones with retarded nicknames that I can't pass off. Most of my X's are pure/virgin and can be passed off easily
>>17409670 yes, and by strange luck I end up with a perfect golem, been able to pass the golems off for Creation/Tao trios with a unusual bullshit claim I'd prefare to keep to myself
Anonymous
>mfw i spend more time jewing than filling my dex
Anonymous
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>>17409764 same with me
but i masturbate instead Anonymous
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>>17409764 >not jewing to fill your dex 718/721 here, git gud.
Anonymous
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Fellow goyims, what do you think I would get for a "6IV" Gastly? Can I expect only X/Y shit or should I go for more?
Anonymous
>>17409764 I jew in my side game and fill my dex in my main game. Only 200 mons to go!
>put baby pokemon on gts for other babies so I don't have to waste time hatching them/getting the incenses >Trade out fossil evos for other fossils Eventually I'm going to be lazy and use a spare XY or a TTar/Hydreigon I'm using to get Volcarona and Salamence since I'm not planning on breeding either of those anytime soon.
Anonymous
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I put up a Shitto with the message 6 IV Pokerus and I got an Unown. Did I do good? Or should I have us'ed them up to a X/Y legendary?
Anonymous
>>17410205 What can I get for a salamance, by the way?
I suppose I'm gonna try to get the ones you need evolution stones for very good protean chimchars
Anonymous
can anyjew itt even clone?
Anonymous
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no one is biting my chimcars what should i switch to?
Anonymous
>>17410314 I can, but I'm shit at it.
Anonymous
>>17410293 Probably other Psuedos, maybe an XY or more if you say it's Adamant/Jolly/Naive with 5/6 Ivs
Anonymous
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>>17410397 Alright, I'm gonna do that. Try to get myself another X/Y
Anonymous
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which do u think would be better at getting bites? 6iv protean little frog or 6iv protean ningafrog
Anonymous
What is the next step after Terrakion?
Anonymous
>>17410363 ok, my faith in jewdom is somewhat restored. also the story that giratina cant be cloned is just that, i cloned 3 in a row last night. they fetch nearly anything so it's been gud
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17395921 I believe I've got you beat captain, 18 and 2 event. One shiny Ho-oh, an english Lugia and Rayqauza
Anonymous
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>>17410490 >Giratina can't be cloned Who the hell came up with that Hogwash?
But yea, I've been using the clones I have been able to make to skyrocket through tiers, in combination with my regular shitto jewing.
Anonymous
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I just got a Giratina with Pokerus. Is it worth spreading his aids to some pokemon in my box before sending him away?
Anonymous
Just got a Reshiram and a 5 IV Zekrom with only 2 """6 IV jolly""" riolus Am i doing it right ?
Anonymous
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>>17410911 New Thread and stuff
Anonymous
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>>17410883 How in the fuck. Where are you from?
Anonymous
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>>17394189 try moltres then moltres < zapdos then zapdos < articuno?
Anonymous
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>>17395286 you cant turn back now - might as well jew your way to victory
Anonymous
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>>17405258 >Jewsus oh the irony
Anonymous
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>>17407714 jew to the highest tier bank legendary and try again