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Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2014 04:16:36 No.17400458 View View Reply Original Report

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/vp/
I have a team of some of my finest bros in my version of X.
The problem is that I need 1 more bro to finish my team.
My team consists of fire, grass, ghost, rock, and poison types.

Who is your bro, /vp/, and why would he be a good member of my team?

Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle)

Trainer Gene 1461-6225-8951 (Loudred, Teddiursa, Smeargle) Thu 16 Jan 2014 04:19:15 No.17400534 Report

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My Bro is Sandslash. You should use him because he ignores Electric attacks and can chuck rocks at birds

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 200px-441Chatot.png, 42KiB, 200x220

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2014 04:52:01 No.17401342 Report

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Listen up faggot because I'm about to explain to you why Chatot is not only the greatest member of any team, but the greatest Pokémon of all time.
first of all, his god damn top quality design. This isn't some shitty pirate parrot drawn by an autistic 10 year old. Musical note head, metronome tail. This mother fucker is a classy musician and he is gonna sing you most beautiful song while he softly sodomizes you. he gonna chatter so much shit about you that your tiny little brain won't even be able to handle it and confuse you 100% of the time. That’s right 100%. Kinda hard to kill something when you're too busy knocking your own shit out. And if that isn't enough for you then this frisky little bastard will fuck a dragon and get boomburst and rest assured that his bark is worse than his bite, being able to deliver the strongest boomburst in the game. AND IF THIS TOTAL ANAL RAVAGING STILL ISN'T ENOUGH then he will go fuck more bitches and get nasty plot and double the power. Need to go somewhere? CHATOT WILL LIFT YOUR FAT ASS AND TAKE YOU THERE. WHAT A FUCKING BRO. Team getting wrecked by stealth rocks? THEN CHATOT WILL BE THE MAN THAT HE IS AND TAKE THEM HEAD ON THEN DEFOG THAT SHIT OUT OF THERE. What a glorious thoughtful team player, thanks a fucking bunch Chatot. The only right answer is to stop sucking dick and go get yourself a Chatot.

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