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think of a pokemonnow think of a direction ; left or right no turning back now. You are an archeologist, your team has just uncovered a large underground structure and you are excavating it, while you're at the job, you run across an open stone door, you curiously enter the room that the door leads to just as you have made a few steps into the room, the stone door slams shut and the pokemon you thought of materializes in front of you if the direction you thought of is left, this pokemon is friendly towards you and your only chance of ever breaking down the door and getting out if right, this pokemon is hostile and will instantly attack you, however the door will open if you overcome it how fucked are you, /vp/?
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Breloom, left. Guess we could do this
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Mamoswine right. Rest in rip
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>>17410860 FUUUUUUCKING HYPNO
AND I FUCKING CHOSE RIGHT
HOW FUCKING HORRIFYING WOULD THAT BE, AN ANGRY HYPNO JUST APPEARING IN FRONT OF YOU TRYING TO KILL YOU
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>>17410860 Giratina left... could he second hand shadow force me out?
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Mantine, left Welp. I don't think I'm leaving. Hope multiple Hydro Pumps can dent the stone wall enough to get out.
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Garchomp, left. Think I'm ok.
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Mankey, right Fucking monkey get off of me fuck
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Left arceus I have God on my side
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Moltres, left. A super effective Solarbeam to the rock door.
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Noivern, left Dragon Pulse, Boomburst, Focus Blast... I'll be ok. Do you keep it afterwards? Please say yes
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Lilligant, left Well, the door is made out of stone, so she will have no problem petal dancing through them.
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Hawlucha, left. It's pretty strong. I think I'll be okay.
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Scyther Right My life was OK tier so, yeah.
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Sceptile, left. Yea um, give us a few years we could do this
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Electivire, Left Big Lightning Gorilla rip open stone door. All is well.
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Registeel Left Well guess I should be fine getting out of there
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>Salemence >right >4'11 bring it on manlet I will literally own you
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Feraligatr, left. He punches it or Hydro Pumps yeah.
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Whimsicott, Right. I could probably kick the shit out of it.
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>Quagsire >Left We got this
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Walrein, Right I'm fucked. I can't beat that bulk.
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>>17410860 Hydreigon, Left
Door? What door?
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Gengar Left My bro helps me walk right through the door.
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>Joltik >Right D..Do I just step on it?
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Right magikarp ...
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>pidgeot >left But Pidgeot has shit attack, it would be impossible to break the door. I guess it could use Steel Wing?
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Solosis, Left. Frick, he doesn't get access to Focus Blast until his final evo
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How is a Simisage supposed to help me...
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>Swampert I'll just throw grass at it.
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Gardevoir Left Get out or not we are still gonna fuck.
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>eevee >left I guess it used dig.
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>>17411233 Seed Bomb, Dig, etc.
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>magikarp >left Struggling to figure out how to make this work.
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>Delibird >Left uh Brick Break?
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Left Aegislash Iron head, Sacred sword that bitch wall. Also, will be king if dex entry is true
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>Typhlosion, left. F-F-F-FLAME WHEEL & HYP3R B34M!!
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>>17411224 >frick Underage pls go
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Articuno, left We can Sheer Cold this shit into freedom
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>Golurk >left Easy as pie.
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>Binacle >Right Well. This should be easy.
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Heatran is helping me break down the door. Should be pretty easy. Why the hell is this thing legendary anyway?>Random gender >Colonies of them live underground >No known legends about it
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>>17410860 >houndoom >right .....
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Kecleon, right I'm pretty sure I could over come it, that is if I can find it
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Charizard Left Iron Tail till the door is down!
John/Amelie 3454-0652-4555 (Tangela, Swadloon, Maractus)
John/Amelie 3454-0652-4555 (Tangela, Swadloon, Maractus) Thu 16 Jan 2014 18:07:02 No. 17411703 Report >Metagross >Right Later /vp/ is been meh
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metagross left we got this
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>drifloon on the right POP!
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Sam 5300-9812-9761 (Krabby, Floatzel, Frogadier)
Sam 5300-9812-9761 (Krabby, Floatzel, Frogadier) Thu 16 Jan 2014 18:24:36 No. 17412020 Report >Sandshrew >Left Hopefully he can dig us out before I starve to death. If I die first, he can eat me to survive. 's cool.
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Luxray Left hmmm, I may have a chance of getting out!
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>>17411402 Probably just super fucking rare or something awkward like that.
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>>17410860 >snorlax right Say your goodbyes lardass cause you're already dead WAAATA
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>Wooper >left I am fine.Even if I were to choose right ... a hostile Wooper sounds ... wrong.
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Toxicroak, left PUNCH IT FOOL
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>>17411292 this is probably what the last trainer in le wow did to that skiddo that took her notes
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Scizor, left mah nigga
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>>17410860 Latias; left (at least I think that's where my mind was going before reading)
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>>17410860 Shaymin, right. I'm screwed.
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>>17412941 Pidgeotfag here
I chose left because i'm left handed. Oh well.
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left, with a ditto... unless there is a regirock there or some shit like that, i´m fucked
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Mew, right welp. goodbye world
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>>17413177 It can transform into you, then you could both flail limply against the door together
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Magneton right... fuck
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electrode uses self destruct lol im fucked with either direction
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>Minccino, Right Shoot it.
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Parasect, Left. I now have a Parasect bro. Which would probably be pretty gross, but I guess I don't have to touch it? Left is always right, guys.
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>>17410860 >Haunter >Left I don't want to suicide again after suiciding to enter Pokemon world
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>>17410860 >Left >Malamar So either we superpower the door open, or Malamar, being the contrary fuck it is, assumes I chose right and tries to murder me.
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>>17413612 >pokememes >lol >im >50 attack non-STAB doing relevant damage Anonymous
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>Mismagius >Right This is gonna be tricky. Son of a bitch.
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>Left >Regirock Neat. A priceless artifact and a powerful Pokemon in one. Score one for the excavation team.
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Dusknoir, left. He could probably phase through the doors to get some help. Could be worse.
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>>17410860 Greninja, left.
That could work.
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>>17410882 What the fuck I thought of Breloom Left too.
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>Volcarona >Right Good thing I'm in a cave. I could easily find rocks and stone it to death.Im so sorry volcarona ;_;
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dragonite, right. they will never find my body.
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>Hydreigon >Right Good thing I came prepared and brought fairy dust for a time like this.
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Furret, right. B-but i dont want to kill my husbando...
Lunar 4468-2110-7646 (Aipom, Kecleon, Chansey)
Lunar 4468-2110-7646 (Aipom, Kecleon, Chansey) Thu 16 Jan 2014 20:26:47 No. 17414213 Report Quoted By:
Bisharp left Rock Smash works
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>>17410860 Thanks to a certain Asian, my thoughts always drift to Typhlosion on these, and because I'm a leftie, I picked left.
Something tells me I'll be fine, as long as I get to keep 'im.
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Magikarp, Left You know what? I regret not choosing right...
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ninjask left shieeeeeet
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Victini, left. V-create = freedom
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Magikarp right If anime logic I'm fucked as soon as he gets pissed and evolves If game logic i just have to kick it around a few times to win If real life logic I'd just fucking step on that nigga cuz it's just a fish. On land.
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>audino >right Oh shit, he gonna heal me to death...
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>>17411379 I chose that too.
Great minds think alike...?
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>>17410860 Oddish, left
I think we're both fucked.
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Sunkern I just step on it
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>tyranitar >right Welp....... goodbye world
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A hostile Steelix appears in front of me. I think I'm fucked.
Gabriel 1435-3811-0302 swadloon/sunkern/quilladin
Gabriel 1435-3811-0302 swadloon/sunkern/quilladin Thu 16 Jan 2014 20:55:36 No. 17414904 Report Quoted By:
registeel right
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>>17413505 like pokebros, will be a nice death
Onyx 3480-3093-7120 (Klang,Klefki,Magneton)
Onyx 3480-3093-7120 (Klang,Klefki,Magneton) Thu 16 Jan 2014 21:03:26 No. 17415083 Report Quoted By:
Regigigas Left RIP Door
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Ditto Right This is gonna be fucking rad
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Infernape, went with left because I'm left handed. Meh, I think I'll get out eventually
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>>17415106 >the only way to pass is by defeating yourself in a one-on-oned duel to the death. >Ditto is holding choice scarf welp
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Hawlucha to my left. Fuck yeah.
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>>17413743 stealing my catchphrase ya wee dick
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I have abusive sex with gardevior.
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>>17410860 >Gardevoir >left We're good.
Door goes down, and we have sex to celebrate
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>>17410860 >Flabebe >Chose right I'm just fine. Feel sorry for you faggots though.
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Yveltal, left. Yveltal easily demolishes the door. And then presumably wreaks havoc on all life in the world. Except me, because it's friendly to me for whatever reason. An empty world might be fun for a little bit at least. Although all the corpses would probably stink though.
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>Machamp >Right. So I should probably roll for anal circumference, right?
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Kinglerleft it's cool. he can just crabhammer us out.
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flareon left doesn't matter if i get out, i can still licks it's paws
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>>17420913 >Graveler used Self Destruct! At least the door would be down then.
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>Feraligatr >Left My bro since gen 2
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>Mismagius >Left Well my queen is on my side but not sure what good she is for helping me get out...
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>Joltic. >Left. Got my cute little pokebro, but there's no fucking way its getting that door open.
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Pic related, left. I guess it could break the door depending on the moves.
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>>17410860 >lucario >right its all good, Ill beat his ass into submission
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Avalugg right Welp, it was nice knowing you, /vp/.
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>>17410860 Larvesta left, Flame Charge the wall till it breaks I guess.
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>Bulbasaur >right I think I can handle it
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>>17410860 >Mismagius >left I guess it can get me out of there?
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>Machamp pls don't rape me
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>regigigas >right I spend a week meekly trying to punch it to death as it slowly stumbles around, then starve to death before it gets its act together.
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>Tyranitar >Right well fuck
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>>17410963 so ur like fighting off mankey rite Anonymous
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Drapion, right This will be a very painful death
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>>17410860 latios, left.
DRACO METEOR TO THE DOOR
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>Latias >Left This should be simple enough.
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murdered by an elekid/10 Good job OP.
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>>17410882 >>17414082 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I THOUGHT OF BRELOOM AND CHOSE LEFT THREE
WTF
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Arcanine, left.>giant doggy powah >digu digu skills Aw yeah, we good.
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Aipom Right, to easy.
Matty Ice's Ice Chest
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>>17410860 Chikorita, left.
Welp, life was fun while it lasted.
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Vespiquen, right I'll be fine, I'll just get stung a lot
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>>17412941 If manga has thought me something it's this.
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chikorita right I am getting tentacle raped?
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Gardevoir Left Looks like I'm doing just fine
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>left n2shabshab
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>ditto >left Transform into a key/door-breaker!
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>Right Well, I'm going to die.
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>Gyarados >Left I did good.
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>>17410860 >Jirachi, Left Too easy, thank you writing hand!
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Swampert, left. We got this!
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Feraligatr; Left I'm pretty good over here.
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>Rayquaza >Right Well... I'm right all screwed aren't I?
IGN: Antonio(Electric-0275-8323-2398)
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>>17428430 how the fuck did we choose the same thing?
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>>17410860 smogonburde left
I guess We're pretty...
Brave
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>deoxys >right so on a bitch
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>>17410860 Damn. I'm autistic as fuck. I thought there was an up option.
Serves me right for skimming. I chose Delphox, by the way.
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>Whimsicott Right I-It's n-not a Sub-Leech Whimsicott... right?
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>>17430887 Since I derped and already saw the results, I flipped a coin.
heads = left
tails = right
Heads twice.
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>Reuniclus >left focus blast that shit it'll probably take a few tries to hit the door though
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>Glaceon >Right I bet she will Frostbite my ass
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>>17410860 Sceptile. Left.
I'm pretty sure Sceptile could man mode his way out...? Leaf Blade maybe?
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Aipom, left. Let's do this, buddy. Focus Punch that shit down.
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Friendly Machamp. I win.
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>>17410860 slowpoke friendly
i can dig it