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>You're taking the S.S. Anne to go on vacation in the island of Giant Pokemon after winning the lottery >Your favorite PokeBro is with you and is enjoying the cruise >Suddenly in the middle of the night, the ship evacuates in the middle of a storm, leaving you, your Pokemon, and 5 other people behind >The ship capsizes and sinks about 1000 feet, resting on a rock upside-down >The other trainers were unaware of your presence, and leave the boat safely without you. However, they leave a giant hole in the boat which is causing the boat to flood rapidly >Your favorite PokeBro is your only chance to escape
haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama)
haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama) Thu 16 Jan 2014 18:47:59 No. 17412410 Report Quoted By:
>sableye
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>Dugtrio
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>>17412392 >S.S. Anne >Island of giant pokemon >Capsizes >5 other trainers >they leave a giant hole behind ohohohoh anon u r 2 clever
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>>17412392 >Heracross. I'm doomed.
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>Feraligatr
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Drifblim.
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>Rotom
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>>17412392 why would I take a cruise when I could just fly there on my shiny fearow
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c-can gastrodon swim?
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>Altaria
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>Shuckle
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>Ralts >Ralts used TELEPORT.
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Question is moot, your average untrained person would die at 1000 feet. The record is 1,053 feet, and that was made by an extremely experience veteran, who had been practicing for years.
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>>17412392 I hope he can hold his breath long enough...
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>>17412392 >>17412488 Honestly though, how many people died in that episode
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>Tentacruel >surf away >5ft away from ship a lvl 25 Tentacool shows up >my pokemon's attacks: surf, poison jab, ice beam, and reflect >after 4 turns the tentacool dies >surf 5 more feet >wild lvl15 Tentacool shows up >run away, got away safely >surf 5 more feet >wild lvl15 tentacool shows up >kill it in 3-4 turns >surf 5 more feet >wild tentacool lvl 33 shows up
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>Archeops
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>Heatmor
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>>17412392 H-he can swim me out, right?
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>>17412392 I have many bros...
Right now i love to play with shiny Feraligatr. No comments on that.
Otherwise i'd like a Mega Alakazam or Gengar.
So there are 2 ways
>Alakazam somehow creates a force so strong that he rises the ENTIRE SHIP. Or makes a air-bubble and rise with me in it. >I die. Gengar extracts my soul and i stay on that ship as ghost and play with my favorite Ghost-Bro FOREVER. I like both ways.
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>Heliolisk
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The rules with Ditto? Transform into the first shit i see, hope to get out
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Starmie
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>Dusknoir >Hollow stomach used to store and carry shit
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> lapras
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>Cranidos >Cranidos used Pursuit! >Go after a switched-out lifeboat >No damage >No counters >Always hits >Damage Lifeboat >Swim to another one
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>>17413295 Crandios and Anon confirmed for being the dickwads who will break all of the boats
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Aggron can learn Surf right?
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Since we are gonna die anyways, I might aswell give him a big final hug and burn in our final moments
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I would imagine Garchomp can swim fairly well.
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>slowbro
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>>17412392 >PokeBro >Slowbro I'm pretty well off.
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>Vaporeon
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>Steelix
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>Swampert
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>Porygon2
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Only mostly fucked.
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We were fucked anyway because of the pressure.
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learns dive, I'm good
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Son of a bitch, he's the wrong type of crocodile.
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>Carbink
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>Fur can keep me warm when coming out of the water >Can learn Surf
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>>17412392 >Rotom >Takes over the boat and magicks it back to the surface well that was fucking easy
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>jump inside my smogon washing machine >volt switch to safety
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>>17419301 >Using an Electric type move underwater Anonymous
Jonathan
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>all these people who think they will live because they have a water pokemon. >at 1000 feet into the sea
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>Metagross used magnetic rise! >ride him to safety
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>>17419749 This. Even if you somehow survived the ascent, you die of the bends.
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>>17419749 >applying science to Pokemon Sean 2019-9865-7643
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Bitch please, my pokebro started that storm.
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>Druddigon
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Abra used teleport
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>Raichu used Surf!
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>>17419534 I'd forgotten shit like this even existed. Who bothered to make this and why?
Pic is my favorite Pokémon in a long time. It's a fucking T-rex? You serious? Wish I had more dinosaurs to add to a team.
They'd all be fucking rock type and I'd be fucked Anonymous
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>>17420151 Looks like you and your team are
extinct .
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Salamence. Outrage to blows holes through the hull a fly the fuck out.
barrett 2809-8899-5654 Spearow/Hoothoot/Tropius
barrett 2809-8899-5654 Spearow/Hoothoot/Tropius Fri 17 Jan 2014 00:52:42 No. 17420234 Report >>17420151 Wat. I have a Prehistoric team that does pretty damn well.
Bastiodon, Aerodactyl, Tyrantrum, Rampardos, Relicanth, and Kabutops.
Anonymous
should be okay. that decent speed, that power, and that scarf
Anonymous
>>17420234 Anon said dinosaurs. 1/3 of your team aren't based on dinosaurs.
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>>17420201 >Flying underwater Ur fukt, face it
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>>17420263 forgot about the water though, fuck.
barrett 2809-8899-5654 Spearow/Hoothoot/Tropius
barrett 2809-8899-5654 Spearow/Hoothoot/Tropius Fri 17 Jan 2014 00:55:47 No. 17420312 Report Quoted By:
>>17420271 Aggron and there's another too I'm forgetting. Either way, there are still dino-based Pokemon.
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Azumarill aqua jet me home.
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>Dusknoir
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>>17412392 Gardevoir do you still know teleport?
of course you do it's the most utilitarian move Anonymous
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Ahhh,You're definitely trying,Tyrantrum...You really are...>Ded
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>>17412533 >flying through water Anonymous
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Finally, a thread where Kyogre is relevant.
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>azumarill used aqua jet >shweg
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>>17412533 >Altaria >underwater its cotton wings will soak up so much water that it'll barely be able to flap its wings
it will be a stone which you tie yourself to to end it all
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>quagsire
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>>17412392 >Aerodactyl Welp.
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>>17412392 >Blastoise We good.
Vareki (2552-2133-0093) Dragon - Fraxure / Shelgon / Druddigon
Vareki (2552-2133-0093) Dragon - Fraxure / Shelgon / Druddigon Fri 17 Jan 2014 01:47:21 No. 17421510 Report Quoted By:
>>17412392 Sorry buddy, but I don't think we're getting out of this one...
At least you're still smiling though... until the very end...
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>Wartortle
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>vanilluxe >ice beams and freezes the entire ocean >hyperbeams a staircase to the top >we walk out onto the top of the ocean
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>Clawitzer >Strap him onto my back somehow >Use his arm cannon as a rocket to burst through the water
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>spiky-eared pichu
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>Latios
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>>17421905 >Surf on Latios Anonymous
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>Weezing
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>tyranitar
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>Typhlosion
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>>17422217 Tyranitar can learn Surf.
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Alakazam
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They all laughed at me.
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Tybrosion...>*dudududu... errr POOM-WIIIISSSHHHH* >ship groans and a massive wall of water shoots out from down the hall as we run down the tilted corridor; half on the ceiling, half on the wall >jumping over hallway openings as water pours up from them > water spurts up from door in front of us >detour into side room above us >climb up >limited air >no way out >we agree to break a window and die there >everyone throws their pokeballs out the recently broken window and as i go to reach for tybrosion's, i see him standing on a table to avoid water >i go to tap him; he pushes my arm away and shakes his head >"Fine. You were always stubborn. Do me one last favor?" >he tilts he head, wondering what it is >i get him off the chair; the water is chest high, anyway; his legs were soaked >i pull him into a tight embrace >reluctantly hugs back, before squeezing tight >the subtle moisture on my shoulder is drowned out by the water level rising >"Live for me." I tell him firmly before tapping him with the ball >swim over to window and throw ball out >die alone >tybrosion's ball found months later on beach >trainer name backtraced >missing >bro confirms death; story transcribed >turn into hit movie titled "BOATS" >stands for "Based On A True Story"
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Tybrosion...>*dudududu... errr POOM-WIIIISSSHHHH* >ship groans and a massive wall of water shoots out from down the hall as we run down the tilted corridor; half on the ceiling, half on the wall >jumping over hallway openings as water pours up from them > water spurts up from door in front of us >detour into side room above us >climb up >limited air >no way out >we agree to break a window and die there >i go to reach for tybrosion's pokeball, i see him standing on a table to avoid water >i go to tap him; he pushes my arm away and shakes his head >"Fine. You were always stubborn. Do me one last favor?" >he tilts he head, wondering what it is >i get him off the chair; the water is chest high, anyway; his legs were soaked even on the table >i pull him into a tight embrace >reluctantly hugs back, before squeezing tight >the subtle moisture on my shoulder is drowned out by the water level rising >"Live for me." I tell him firmly before tapping him with the ball >swim over to window and throw ball out >die alone >tybrosion found months later on beach >trainer name backtraced >missing >bro confirms death; story transcribed >turn into hit novel titled "BOATS" >stands for "Based On A True Story"
ThatOneAnon !!G9vTJ4dKaTt
>>17423045 Dude... that's deep.
(captcha: 145 shipsntd)
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>>17423045 was kinda do a similar shitpost but then i realized the pokemon could have saved me :^)
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>Quagsire
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>Quagsire
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>Heliolisk, use Surf!
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>>17423088 Carlos I will disembowel you and strangle you with your own entrails you gigantic faggot
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>Mewtwo
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>>17424707 >picking shittoise when you could have your choice of Gyarados, Vaporeon, Cloyster, Lapras, Golduck, Slowbro, Tentacruel, etc laughingvenusaurs.exe
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>>17424773 Only a couple of those can mega evolve, which is all that matters. Also, have fun being dead.
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>>17412392 Is this real-world physics, or Pokemon-world physics? If real-world, there's going to be an awful lot of people in this thread dying from the bends.
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>>17424810 >Gen I/III >mega evolution Also, my pokebro is Gyarados. We can go around Hyper Beaming everyone else's lifeboats while waiting for me to get depressurized.
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Alright Steelix, we're gonna swim for it.
F/+I_S//h-y
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>>17412933 >>17412507 Them
Also
>get in her mouth >balloon her up >she withstands the pressure because deep sea lily Anonymous
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>Absol
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>>17412392 Alakazam, I can just teleport out, I'll be fine.
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i dunno, but he'd be pissed as fuck
