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Quoted By: >>17429533 >>17430434
ITT: experiences with real world "Pokemon masters"
>be 16 in highschool, X/Y are out at this point
>recently got back into Pokémon after buying black 2
>see a guy in my last period class playing on a 3DS
>let’s call him Phil
>Phil is a massive sperglord and probably the most hated person in that class
>look over his shoulder, see Pokémon Y
>tell him how I recently started playing Pokémon
>Phil tells me how he knows basically everything about Pokémon
>he then changes subject to Y proceeds to talk about his mega Charizard for ten minutes
>tells me how all his moves are “power moves” whatever the fuck that means
>brick break, blast burn, fire blast and fucking fly, all with minimum PP
>tells me his goal is to have “the most powerful Charizard of all time”
>ask him what its EVs/nature are
>“what’s a nature do?”
>wat?
>ask about its stats
>calls atk and spA “hitting move power and energy move power”
>wat^2?
>he says “mine is probably one of the strongest because it won’t eat pills anymore”
>at this point I’m beginning to question whether or not it’s worth it to sit through this bullshit
>eventually subject changes to zweilous somehow
>say how crazy it is that it doesn’t evolve until level 64
>“I’m pretty sure it evolves with a dusk stone actually.”
>are you fucking serious?
>attempt to correct him by looking it up on bulbapedia
>motherfucker still doesn’t believe me
>mfw
>be 16 in highschool, X/Y are out at this point
>recently got back into Pokémon after buying black 2
>see a guy in my last period class playing on a 3DS
>let’s call him Phil
>Phil is a massive sperglord and probably the most hated person in that class
>look over his shoulder, see Pokémon Y
>tell him how I recently started playing Pokémon
>Phil tells me how he knows basically everything about Pokémon
>he then changes subject to Y proceeds to talk about his mega Charizard for ten minutes
>tells me how all his moves are “power moves” whatever the fuck that means
>brick break, blast burn, fire blast and fucking fly, all with minimum PP
>tells me his goal is to have “the most powerful Charizard of all time”
>ask him what its EVs/nature are
>“what’s a nature do?”
>wat?
>ask about its stats
>calls atk and spA “hitting move power and energy move power”
>wat^2?
>he says “mine is probably one of the strongest because it won’t eat pills anymore”
>at this point I’m beginning to question whether or not it’s worth it to sit through this bullshit
>eventually subject changes to zweilous somehow
>say how crazy it is that it doesn’t evolve until level 64
>“I’m pretty sure it evolves with a dusk stone actually.”
>are you fucking serious?
>attempt to correct him by looking it up on bulbapedia
>motherfucker still doesn’t believe me
>mfw
