Satoru Iwata and Shigeru Miyamoto are fetish-obsessed faggots.
The whole PokeBunk fiasco is part of their plan and this all stems from the past.
This dates back to the US Japan battle in WW2, as Japan and US were natural enemies.
Seeing how the whito piggu loves their japanese creation, Pokemon, they lured their North American fans with PokeBank
They spoonfeed us the hype and then suddenly take everything away. We are left in the dark and they just sit back and keep quiet
They get off to the tears of the gaijin who is helpless in this situation as we cry to our Japanese dominating masters
They laugh and mock us white devils as we crawl on our knees and beg for PokeBank
We are sucking their tiny Japanese cocks while the promise us that they will acknowledge our wishes just after one more fellatio
But as we can all see, we suck their asian dicks and get slapped by their nutsack instead, cum stained broken promises. We are their white piggu bitches and we are nothing more to them than dominated sluts