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You know the drill: Upload normal regular ditto Claim it's 5-6 IV, ask for a Legendary and wait for some Schmuck to bite.
Also works with Bank starters if you don't have ditto, or if you want to be more honest for you that are more faint of heart.
Be sure to read the FAQ!
>How do I do this? You can start by dropping off a Safari Ditto for a Xerneas/Yveltal and chain up from there. If you’re ballsy enough, you can try your luck with something higher. Also, Bank starters seem to work greatly as well. Some examples of this
Egg Move Shitto>XY*>Birds>Beasts
Do some research and see what works best for you!
Also, take a look at this! Made from one of our own, this has tips to help you go fishing:
http://imgur.com/O31KW1Q >After 50 years, no one bit on my Ditto. Why is this not working for me While you’re up, make sure you check on the GTS every half hour, and take off the pokemon and put it back after every hour if the fish aren’t biting.
>But I don’t have a Ditto Safari Jewanon ;-; You can try your luck in the millions of friend safaris. Alternatively, you can try your hand with Bank starters. Some popular ones are Chimchar, Piplup, and “Contrary” Snivy.
Also, you can use the Pokeradar to chain some ditto as well since around a chain of 60, 3 of the IVs are Guaranteed to be perfect.
>But I feel bad. Will this Scammer’s Remorse go away? Maybe. But seriously, like everything, it’s always the hardest the first time. If you still feel guilty, try using bank starter leftovers.
>Why can't I get Mew, Arceus, Jirachi, etc?** They are Event Pokemon. YOu can request them on the gts, but you're not getting anything no matter how hard you jew since the species are banned in the first place. To get these, you need to trade.
*XY is Xerneas/Yveltal
**Updated shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
Please stop making these threads, they are offensive to the current mod.
Anonymous
oy vey last one 404, trying to get a creation trio with a 3iv-tech scyther with metal coat
Anonymous
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I got a jap kyurem by jewing with the player search system, now what can i do?
Anonymous
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>>17441046 >>17441055 no fuck you. smogon,clone threads are offensive to us, why must you prosecute us so?
Anonymous
>>17441046 >>17441055 >>17441058 I deleted the last one I posed because of a major typo I made. Sorry fellow Jews.
Anonymous
Alright, where was I?Why am I enjoying this so much?
Anonymous
>>17441084 few i thought it was a mod
Anonymous
>>17441100 because hava nagila my fellow jew
Marshall [ 1762-2829-6071]
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>>17441104 Nope just another business man like you.
Anonymous
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>>17441109 Oy Vey Oy Vey, the Goy's will mutter in their sleep tonight!
Anonymous
Gotta replenish my stash of Xerneas/Yveltal. Hopefully it doesn't take too long, I'm an impatient jew.
Anonymous
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>>17441146 Keep it on Xerneas, I've noticed that they go faster, especially when they hold a power herb With the message "6IV battle ready"
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17441178 Decent, I've gotten better
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Business is doing okay, just need Registeel then that tier is done. With the recent amendments, is it wiser to go for dogs or Kami trio from Regi/Lake trio?
Anonymous
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'k, i'm gonna try to trade a """6 IV brave""" Honedge for a Zekrom, so i can get the full tao trio Aaaaaand i'm also going to sleep, good luck jews
Anonymous
>finally got all the non event legendaries. This was a fine day. Now what to do?
Anonymous
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>>17441058 scyther market died a few days ago sadly, I got around 20 x/y/things out of that after farming coats for a day
Anonymous
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>>17441204 Amass the Legendaries. Trade them for whatever Pokémon your heart desires. Pokébank is the limit.
Anonymous
>>17441204 give me a giratina, kindly jew
no but seriously continue jewing. are they all shiny?
Anonymous
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got all deers and dogs, now to the kamis??
Ryan 0791-1105-9640
Holy fuck, can't move xerneas...
Anonymous
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>>17441253 >are they all shiny? Nope. Guess I know what to do next.
Anonymous
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>>17441084 I thought you can't delete your own threads anymore.
Anonymous
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Anybody of you handsome happy merchants interested on a kyurem?
Anonymous
>>17441324 what are you asking for
Ryan 0791-1105-9640
>>17441382 cuno, switching to terrakion
Anonymous
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Come on Terrakion owners. I know one of you still needs an Articuno.
Anonymous
>jew a few mewtwo off the gts >set shoutout to mewtwo4pinsirite >an hour later I've jewed 5 passerbys out of pinsirite hue
Anonymous
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>>17441404 I just got an Articuno in about 5 min, and it's modest btw
Anonymous
What nature do I give to the Regi's to make them trade faster? I've been giving them impish but goys take a long time
Anonymous
The true jews are the people who sell their clones for cold hard USD.
Richard 1091-8282-5543
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>>17441414 You have given me a great idea on how to get rid of all my mewtwo!
Anonymous
>>17441443 I used Bold for Ice and Steel, Impish for Rock.
Gabriel 1435-3811-0302 swadloon/sunkern/quilladin
Gabriel 1435-3811-0302 swadloon/sunkern/quilladin Fri 17 Jan 2014 22:27:40 No. 17441471 Report Quoted By:
>>17441414 THANKS MAN, I NEED THEM MEGASTONES
Anonymous
>>17441414 I wonder if Xerneas or the birds would be enough to get a stone in return. Not really willing to part with anything higher just yet
Anonymous
>>17441470 And you jewed them all three successfully?
If yes, thanks for the advice!
Anonymous
>Angry acquaintances trying to trade back It's good to be a jew
Anonymous
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>>17441514 I did, I had no luck with Bold Rock, probably because I put Drain Punch on the message but all 3 have gone.
Anonymous
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>>17441451 this was the first thing i looked up when i found out you could clone + jew legendaries
Anonymous
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>>17441497 i just put "contrary" snivy up for mewtwo, I usually get a mewtwo every 10 minutes or so. You could probably try it with zygarde but i dont think it'd work as well. If you can somehow get your hands on a few spare birds that would work even better but it would mean you'd need to collect more for your jewchains
Anonymous
I got a level 63 Xerneas and no matter what I say or ask I can't get rid of it, bet they're afraid it has evs on it even when I say it hasn't.
Anonymous
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>>17441617 What are you putting on the message, and asking for?
Anonymous
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>>17441617 just trade it for another xerneas
Kohdok 4098-3526-4984(Flying, Modern)
Urgh. I took the plunge a while ago(Scrooged a Xerneas in the time it took to take a shit) and the guilt is starting to wear off, but I'm wondering if I should keep going... I guess I could try to convince myself that I'm getting clones? I dunno...
Anonymous
Do you guys think it will work if i try to trade "5iv modest heat wave" zapdos for terrakion?
Anonymous
leaving my 3ds at home while i study for an exam has been the best and worst decision ever god help all the goyim when i start jewing
Anonymous
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>>17441662 Embrace the pain. Use it as a fuel for your greed-filled journey.
The box limit is the limit. I look forward to your Bar Mitzwa.
Einar 5257-9738-5872
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>>17441522 I know that feel, i just traded 2 xerneas for a mewtwonite x and a lucarionite and now i get constant trade requests from 2 different people
Anonymous
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>>17441662 trade a shitto or something for phione,breed a bunch and wondertrade it.
Richard 1091-8282-5543
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>>17441662 More than likely they are clones.
I got 3 shiny suicune from 1 guy when I put up 3 xerneas.
All relaxed with shitty ivs.
All clones.
Anonymous
my honedge bait isn't working
Anonymous
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>>17441736 Use ditto's. They're much more likely to bite since they can be used competitively and for breeding.
Anonymous
Fuck this shit. No one wants my articuno for terrakion. I put up 5ivs timid and has defog Anyone else able to get something?
Anonymous
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>>17441662 i remember like 2 weeks ago everyone was feeling so bad for jewing - now everybody is embracing the jew and just getting on with it
Anonymous
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>>17441754 Do 6IV's. Goyims are stupid, they're much more likely to fall for it.
Anonymous
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just got my 2nd mewtwo, think i can jew for a weather trio?
Anonymous
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>>17441680 I got my first Cobalion that way.
Anonymous
How to start off getting Xerneas/Yveltals? Ditto isnt working for me
Richard 1091-8282-5543
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>>17441811 Do you have any bankmons?
Anonymous
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mewtwo's not worth shit. go get an xy
Anonymous
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>>17441811 Patience is a virtue. Repost your mons every 10-15 mins; someone will bite eventually.
Anonymous
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>>17441686 Don't get too excited, the goyims may start to catch on....
oy vey Einar 5257-9738-5872
>>17441811 You got any chimchars
Breed a bunch and write Jolly 5iv HA in description and you should get a bite relatively soon
Anonymous
>>17441866 There's a Chimchar up for a level 1-10 Lapras at the moment if really he doesn't have one.
Anonymous
>>17441811 bank starters. Get some of each, as they fad switch quite a bit.
>box and a half of now useless Treecko Anonymous
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>>17441866 >>17441885 I do have some chimchars, thanks will try
Anonymous
>>17441922 Want a Cyndaquil or Chimchar for one?
Anonymous
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>>17441922 nobody wants a kyurem?
Anonymous
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I JUST GOT A ZAPDOS FOR A TROPIUS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS SMOKING?
Anonymous
>>17441962 I've got several of every starter, but managed to shift the majority. Thanks for the offer though, Anon. If you need a Treecko put a Luvdisc on GTS and I'll send you one.
Anonymous
Which is generally faster to get, Xerneas or Yveltal?
Anonymous
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>>17442021 Alright.
Give me a few minutes.
>>17442026 From personal experience, Xerneas.
Anonymous
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>>17442026 Xerneas, everyone bought pokemon X and not Y
Anonymous
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>>17441866 But what if I'm not lying when I say that?
Thanks for the tip, anon! Time to rev-up my REAL 6IV Ditto.
Anonymous
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>>17442158 Done. I have no idea how good/bad it is, was the first Treecko my stylus hit.