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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:05:51 No.17445154 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17445340 >>17445572 >>17448053 >>17448250 >>17455903 >>17464037

Which pokegirl would you have as a daughteru?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:07:35 No.17445205 Report

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Any of them, i like them all,
but i have a feeling i'd like Lyra as a daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:12:46 No.17445340 Report

Quoted By: >>17445485 >>17445616

>>17445154
Do I get to spank them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:19:00 No.17445485 Report

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>>17445340
Why would you want to spank your daughteru?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:20:12 No.17445512 Report

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>>17445485
>Not wanting to spank your daughteru

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:20:20 No.17445525 Report

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I want to have slut Hilda as a daughter so I can talk shit to her for dressing like a whore then force her to wank me off in the night as punishment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:21:37 No.17445572 Report

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>>17445154
You already posted her.

Rosa would be absolute perfect daughteru material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:21:58 No.17445583 Report

Quoted By: >>17445638 >>17445693

Does it matter? You won't see them anyway.
They're too busy traveling the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:23:02 No.17445616 Report

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>>17445340
No, that's inhumane in today's modern society and comes off as blatant child abuse.

You can touch her in naughty places though, that's still okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:24:02 No.17445638 Report

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>>17445583
>implying they wouldn't be your daughter in this world and not you as their father in their world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:26:10 No.17445693 Report

Quoted By: >>17447223

>>17445583
You'll be the father of a champion, anon, doesn't that sound cool?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:26:48 No.17445707 Report

Quoted By: >>17445824

Hilda
So I can be an inner hypocrite what with being mad at her wearing slutty clothing while buying her more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:29:49 No.17445788 Report

Quoted By: >>17445886 >>17445907

>your pokegirl daughteru brings a boy to the house

How do you react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:31:29 No.17445824 Report

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>>17445707
This guy gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:33:57 No.17445886 Report

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>>17445788
Threesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:35:11 No.17445907 Report

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>>17445788
>challenge him to a Pokemon battle
>kill him if he loses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:37:12 No.17445948 Report

Quoted By: >>17446003 >>17446073 >>17446224 >>17446644 >>17447537 >>17461425

>Serena starts to cry after losing for the 20th time
>"A weak trainer with a weak spirit. How fucking fitting."
>"W-who are you to decide that?! I've come this far all by myself! That has to count for something!"
>"If it really meant anything, you wouldn't be bawling your eyes out like a child that didn't get her way. Face it, you're a fraud. A joke. You didn't even face the Elite Four."
>"You're wrong..."
>"Didn't anyone ever tell you to respect your superiors? I've only beaten you several times now, and THAT proves I'm better than you'll ever be! Bad girls like you should be punished for your badmouthing."
>punch
>"AAAAAHHH! No... stop..."
>"Oh, what's this? A Mega Ring? That sure came in handy when I crushed your Mega Absol with one hit. It wasn't even super-effective! Not that you'd know anything about type advantages."
>"Put it back! Y-you're going too far! Please, STOP!"
>"Mega Rings are designed to bring out a Pokemon's true potential! But what good is a potential if Pokemon are stuck with a weak trainer like you? Maybe it'd be better if someone else found it..."
>"Please... no, I'll do anything!"
>"You CAN'T do anything! You never could!"
>Serena jumps for the ring, but she's too late
>chucked in a river
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"Hahahaha! Cry all you want! It's gone, just with any hope you had of being a decent trainer. Just goes to show how weak you really are, Serena."
>"I hate you... I HATE YOU!"
>Tears pouring down her face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:39:56 No.17446003 Report

Quoted By: >>17446019 >>17447537

>>17445948
pure autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:40:35 No.17446019 Report

Quoted By: >>17446317 >>17447537 >>17453227

>>17446003

But buttmad you cant write as good as i do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:42:44 No.17446073 Report

Quoted By: >>17446159

>>17445948
ow my feels....why are you such a penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:46:47 No.17446159 Report

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>>17446073
>why are you such a penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:49:10 No.17446224 Report

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>>17445948
>punch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:52:13 No.17446295 Report

Quoted By: >>17447251 >>17457925

Eureka is the only correct answer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 01:53:05 No.17446317 Report

Quoted By: >>17457925

Any other answer is wrong
>>17446019
Please teach me the art of pressing ctrl-c and ctrl-v

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:08:44 No.17446644 Report

Quoted By: >>17447147 >>17447363 >>17447537

>>17445948
>Serena starts to cry after losing the 20th time
>"Don't cry, Serena"
>You wipe the tears from her face
>"Sure, you're not as good as me. But I am the Champion after all. You're still a good trainer, just not as good as me."
>"Thanks."
>Serena begins to smile after you cheer her up
>"Hey could you meet me in the abandoned Team Flare base in Lumiose Town"
>You fly off to Lumiose
>You head into Lysander Cafe
>You meet Serena near the elevator
>"Let me thank you for cheering me up"
>Serena begins to undress,
>You stare in amazement, and then proceed to give her the dick

Alls well that ends well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:29:55 No.17447147 Report

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>>17446644
a better story than Genesect and The Legend Awakened...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:32:45 No.17447223 Report

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>>17445693

I wish I was Cynthia's father

I'd make her work hard to repay all the hardships I went through to sponsor her quest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:33:57 No.17447251 Report

Quoted By: >>17447305 >>17447395

>>17446295

what the fuck is sycamore doing

i don't think it's normal for a single, good looking man to play around with children

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:35:57 No.17447305 Report

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>>17447251
>don't think it's normal
what the fuck man, it's obviously normal in Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:37:47 No.17447363 Report

Quoted By: >>17447537

>>17446644
>Shrek starts to cry after losing the 20th time
>"Don't cry, Shrek"
>You wipe the tears from his face
>"Sure, you're not as good as me. But I am the Champion after all. You're still an ogre trainer, just not as ogre as me."
>"Thanks."
>Shrek begins to smile after you cheer him up
>"Hey could you meet me in the abandoned Team Flare base in Lumiose Town"
>You fly off to Lumiose
>You head into Lysander Cafe
>You meet Shrek near the elevator
>"Let me thank you for cheering me up"
>Shrek begins to undress,
>You stare in amazement, and then proceed to give him the dick.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:39:12 No.17447395 Report

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>>17447251

i'd be okay with sycamore molesting me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:41:56 No.17447440 Report

Quoted By: >>17447555

Ed 1091-8176-4317

Ed 1091-8176-4317 Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:46:27 No.17447537 Report

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>>17445948
>>17446003
>>17446019
>>17446644
>>17447363
Lmfao I wish I had autism now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:46:34 No.17447540 Report

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There is no other choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:47:20 No.17447555 Report

Quoted By: >>17447612

>>17447440
She's better suited as a waifu, not daughteru.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:48:51 No.17447612 Report

Quoted By: >>17447628 >>17447780

>>17447555
>not wanting a psychic child

Mr. Pokemon !D0842i3RdA

Mr. Pokemon !D0842i3RdA Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:49:34 No.17447628 Report

Quoted By: >>17447737

>>17447612
>Wanting a psychic child that will turn you into a doll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:54:23 No.17447737 Report

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>>17447628
that's my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:56:18 No.17447780 Report

Quoted By: >>17447852

>>17447612
Well, there is Liza if you want a psychic kid. Although I'm sure she comes with Tate as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 02:58:52 No.17447852 Report

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>>17447780
Not him but I'm pretty sure that would be better.
As they hide a cute shota/loli incest relationship from you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 03:04:38 No.17447982 Report

Quoted By: >>17465106

shauna

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 03:05:05 No.17447994 Report

Quoted By: >>17448626

>tfw you are aware of your unattractiveness
> tfw can't even have a waifu
> tfw can't even imagine an adopted daughterfu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 03:07:24 No.17448053 Report

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>>17445154
Bonnie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 03:11:30 No.17448140 Report

Quoted By: >>17462682

[IGN: Stefani] 1633 -4203- 8737

[IGN: Stefani] 1633 -4203- 8737 Sat 18 Jan 2014 03:15:09 No.17448250 Report

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>>17445154
Emma. That vagrant needs discipline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 03:29:23 No.17448626 Report

Quoted By: >>17464087

>>17447994
do you at least have a big penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 05:21:22 No.17451061 Report

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>>>/f/2261332

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 06:30:47 No.17452252 Report

Quoted By: >>17452899 >>17452908 >>17453014 >>17453672

>All these child molesters/incest faggots
>So pathetic that they need to raise their women
Hmmm.. I suppose I'd have to say Hilda or Rosa. Hilda ain't leaving the house in them fucking shorts though. Oh and yeah... I'm physically imposing and aggressive as fuck, so I feel sorry for her introverted little animu faggots she brings home. I would literally dismember anyone who looks at my daughter sideways.
>TFW you raise an ultra strong Pokémon solely for the purpose of smashing suitors' Pokémon so they can't use them to protect themselves from you
Feels fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:00:59 No.17452899 Report

Quoted By: >>17453645

>>17452252

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:01:27 No.17452908 Report

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>>17452252
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:07:38 No.17453014 Report

Quoted By: >>17453645

>>17452252
Whatcha gonna do with that green hair austist, Papa Hilda/Rosa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:19:39 No.17453227 Report

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>>17446019
>pretending you wrote this pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:46:42 No.17453645 Report

Quoted By: >>17454400 >>17464179

>>17452899
Not everyone in this place is a dickless loser. Some of us get laid on a regular basis.

>>17453014
With who?

The official policy will be "The one who defeats me may attempt to court my daughter" Then I sit back and begin to build my fortress of animu bones

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:48:57 No.17453672 Report

Quoted By: >>17453695

>>17452252
Looks like you've got a platonic waifu there, big strong protector man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:50:51 No.17453695 Report

Quoted By: >>17453733

>>17453672
>Why always with the Dr. Cox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 07:53:47 No.17453733 Report

Quoted By: >>17453849

>>17453695
Because it works. Where DO you think we are, Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:02:29 No.17453849 Report

Quoted By: >>17453969

>>17453733
I'm not familiar with scrubs... Including the one I'm respondin' to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:10:41 No.17453969 Report

Quoted By: >>17454065 >>17454257 >>17459577

>>17453849
In that scene, Doctor Cox says "where do you think we are?" in a sarcastic tone.

Hence the filename and the general feeling of sarcasm that goes along with posting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:17:12 No.17454065 Report

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>>17453969
Not him but no... that's not what happens in that scene. J.D. is the one who says it there... not Cox. And there's not an ounce of sarcasm involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:31:48 No.17454257 Report

Quoted By: >>17454286

>>17453969
>uses Scrubs pics and references in /vp/
Get off my internet you bloated shitstreak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:33:41 No.17454286 Report

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>>17454257
>Using them wrong on top of inappropriately
Agreed, fuck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:43:20 No.17454400 Report

Quoted By: >>17454439

>>17453645

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:47:17 No.17454439 Report

Quoted By: >>17454449

>>17454400
Stop with the selfies, neckfat. No one is getting turned on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:48:15 No.17454449 Report

Quoted By: >>17454509

>>17454439
>No u!
I love when people find new ways to say this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:51:26 No.17454509 Report

Quoted By: >>17454578

>>17454449
As long as your shirt stays on it's alright I suppose. You're really not attractive though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 08:55:55 No.17454578 Report

Quoted By: >>17462167

>>17454509
Whatever you say, internet tough guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 10:37:56 No.17455727 Report

Quoted By: >>17462167

It's a tie between May and Dawn.

I will home school her and isolate her from the entire world so that she never finds out that dad-daughter fucking is bad and then we will have lots of babbys and she will become the mother of dragons and then rule Westeros and have a bastard husband.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 11:00:41 No.17455903 Report

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>>17445154
Iris. She's spunky enough to remind me I need to act more like an adult and I like those dynamics where the father is irresponsible and the daughter is grown up enough to wish dad can be more of a dad.

She's sassy and brown enough to pass for black. Shit's perfect for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 12:03:50 No.17456408 Report

Quoted By: >>17462167

Serena, she's got da booty if you watch her slowly skate. Bonerus, Grace would be my waifu, best mother/daughter threesome you can get. Just gotta pack water types for that asshole rhyhorn who knocks me down at some point.

captcha: 957 rapefly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 14:29:51 No.17457925 Report

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>>17446317
>>17446295
She's so cute. I want to cuddle her. ;w;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 16:48:54 No.17459577 Report

Quoted By: >>17462817

>>17453969
>Doctor Cox says "where do you think we are in a sarcastic tone
>Doctor Cox says
>Doctor Cox

Dude, Perry's the one talking to a dead guy. J.D is the one that says the line because they're at the guy's funeral

learn to attention

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 18:22:20 No.17461425 Report

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>>17445948
nigger, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll punch you in the dick so hard that the tip falls off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 18:56:22 No.17462167 Report

Quoted By: >>17462926 >>17462957

>>17454578
Oh I'm far more than that. Lucky for you you'll never have to find out.

>>17455727
>>17456408
>Fucking daughterus
>Expecting her to never find out how wrong it is
I'd say she'd eventually find out and chop your dick of, but you guys probably don't have one in the first place

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 19:11:16 No.17462531 Report

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only platonic love for my daughteru~

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 19:18:04 No.17462682 Report

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>>17448140
My friend of african american descent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 19:23:21 No.17462817 Report

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>>17459577
>first time seeing that episode
Fuck that was good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 19:28:29 No.17462926 Report

Quoted By: >>17463402

>>17462167
>dis nigga still pretending to be a tough guy
>on an anime imageboard
>replying to a post 10 hours old

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 19:29:54 No.17462957 Report

Quoted By: >>17463402

>>17462167
>being this butthurt
top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 19:51:01 No.17463402 Report

Quoted By: >>17463434 >>17465072 >>17467359

>>17462926
>>17462957
>Samefaggot child molester
>Acting cocky on the internet
Why can't you get laid through ordinary means?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 19:52:23 No.17463434 Report

Quoted By: >>17463973

>>17463402
Oh hey it's Nancy Drew. How goes your noble quest of finding every pedo on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:15:55 No.17463973 Report

Quoted By: >>17464353

>>17463434
What the fuck are you talking about? Why would I want to find any of you? You're the sick, embarrassing underbelly of the Pokémon fan base. You belong in the trash, not on an image board dedicated to a children's game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:19:27 No.17464037 Report

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>>17445154
>daughteru
>Rosa

I guess you would say sonu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:21:29 No.17464087 Report

Quoted By: >>17464104

>>17448626
h-how big is big?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:22:10 No.17464104 Report

Quoted By: >>17464150 >>17464172

>>17464087
6+

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:23:57 No.17464150 Report

Quoted By: >>17464225 >>17464337 >>17464619

>>17464104
That's big? really?

9.5 here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:24:39 No.17464172 Report

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>>17464104
6.5, just made it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:24:50 No.17464179 Report

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>>17453645
>the sky turns dark and cloudy
>Even though it was supposed to be a sunny day
>Hilda jumps off the couch, X-Transceiver in hand
>My baby is here, dad! See ya.
>"Oh no he isn't taking you anywhere. Who is this -"
>Lightning crashes, door opens.
>Motherfucking Zekrom and N
>"I have come to challenge you to a Pokemon Battle, in order to win your favor. Would you do me this honor, kind sir?"
>N Sweeps your shit
>Fucks your daughter right in front of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:26:47 No.17464225 Report

Quoted By: >>17464279

>>17464150
Actually your type of dick is grotesquely large. The kind of dick woman are afraid of. Kudos... Mr. Click.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:28:59 No.17464279 Report

Quoted By: >>17464339

>>17464225

I always thought it was just a mid large

Also the girls I've been with seem to like it
nothing for past year though [/spoiler[

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:31:39 No.17464337 Report

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>>17464150
Damn son, that could cause some damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:31:42 No.17464339 Report

Quoted By: >>17464594

>>17464279
Nope. You're probably a skilled lover. So double Kudos, if its the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:32:34 No.17464353 Report

Quoted By: >>17464525

>>17463973
I thought your mission in life was to find every one of them to report them to the FBI. Or did you already get bored of that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:40:03 No.17464525 Report

Quoted By: >>17464713 >>17464733

>>17464353
Not that Anon. It'd probably be a waste of time, honestly. I mean people have gotten in trouble... You can definitely get someone nailed for saying certain shit on here.

Honestly hope there's really a guy like that. You were probably just being trolled, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:43:22 No.17464594 Report

Quoted By: >>17464683 >>17464859

>>17464339
Nearly 1 year hiatus still feels kinda shitty and not sure how to end it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:44:19 No.17464619 Report

Quoted By: >>17464881

>>17464150
Are you also an athletic 6'3" math major with a 300k-starting job lined up as soon as you graduate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:46:49 No.17464683 Report

Quoted By: >>17464881

>>17464594
I had kind of a thing like that. It sucks after getting it regularly. Not that these faggots know, but it's a billion times better than whacking off any day of the fucking week. I know a dude like you, kinda. He was married and a couple years ago his wife divorced him. Were you in a long term relationship prior?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:48:11 No.17464713 Report

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>>17464525
lel he was obviously trolling and the way he got butthurt was exactly the same way you did.

PS: I hope someone actually did do it tho
PPS: This is 4chan and anons reply to posts that weren't directed at them all the time, especially to someone who's obviously getting butthurt.
PPS: I just got trick'tsd, didn't I?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:49:09 No.17464733 Report

Quoted By: >>17464810

>>17464525
>I'm totally not him guys seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:52:41 No.17464810 Report

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>>17464733
>Must be me, is yous a dicktective?
Sure I'm that guy. I'm calling PETA or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:54:47 No.17464859 Report

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>>17464594
Just go find some pussy you gigantic dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:55:51 No.17464881 Report

Quoted By: >>17464983

>>17464619
I don't see what's so unrealistic
Around 6 foot, maybe a couple of inches shorter, around average build
Try a lot lower
I'm also an introvert who's only been with nerdy girls

>>17464683
My relationships tend to last 4-10 months and one off and on again which seems off forever now

I just haven't met any new people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:59:37 No.17464983 Report

Quoted By: >>17465309

>>17464881
I don't know what to say other than put yourself out there. I know it must be harder for an introvert... I dunno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:03:33 No.17465072 Report

Quoted By: >>17465169

>>17463402
lel. I didn't say I support it. But why the fuck do you care what other people do?
>Why can't you get laid through ordinary means?
>Implying I molest children
>for lolling at you raging
oh and uh no one gives a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:05:06 No.17465106 Report

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>>17447982
>Wanting a slut for a daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:08:03 No.17465169 Report

Quoted By: >>17465270 >>17465341 >>17465440

>>17465072
Turning your back is the same as doing it. I like how the victimization of children is something to lel at. And you most likely can't get laid through ordinary means.

>Everyone you ever respected would know you were a piece of shit if they read this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:12:00 No.17465270 Report

Quoted By: >>17465323

>>17465169
No one here has victimized any children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:13:40 No.17465309 Report

Quoted By:

>>17464983
I don't really have a problem with talking to people, have quite a few friends who I mainly spend time with the past year

I just prefer getting something to eat with friends or hanging out at their place then going somewhere to socialize with strangers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:14:35 No.17465323 Report

Quoted By: >>17465459 >>17465520

>>17465270
>Says that with certainty
>Looks like a fucking idiot
Just how the fuck do you know? I wouldn't bet on that. Fantasizing about doing it means that the desire is there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:15:28 No.17465341 Report

Quoted By: >>17465467

>>17465169
There he is!
It's a criminal offense to laugh at him! We're all being reported to the FBI!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:20:09 No.17465440 Report

Quoted By: >>17465525

>>17465169
You sound insane enough to molest children yourself lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:20:52 No.17465459 Report

Quoted By: >>17465525

>>17465323
Of course it is. Because fapping to drawn children is the same thing as molesting/raping real ones, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:21:13 No.17465467 Report

Quoted By:

>>17465341
Do go on, faggot. No one is being reported to the FBI. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if a few lolicons around were already on their watch list, though. You're absolutely retarded if you think that this loli shit and pedophilia don't have overlap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:21:47 No.17465484 Report

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Does she count?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:23:47 No.17465520 Report

Quoted By: >>17465574

>>17465323
Do you see them doing it here? No? Then you have no leg to stand on. The reason we're laughing at you is that you're being an internet tough guy trying to sound cool when you're posting in a children's game section on an anime imageboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:24:05 No.17465525 Report

Quoted By:

>>17465440
Insane? Man, you must be warped if you find my principles insane.
>>17465459
Who said it's the same? I just wouldn't be surprised if some of you faggots took it to the next level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:25:53 No.17465574 Report

Quoted By: >>17465700

>>17465520
>Oh my Gawd a bunch of freaks and pedos are laughing at me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:30:27 No.17465700 Report

Quoted By: >>17465752

>>17465574
It's clearly bothering you as it's been hours and you're still here replying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:32:56 No.17465752 Report

Quoted By: >>17465818

>>17465700
>Thinking the ridicule is what keeps me posting
Kid fuckers do bother me, though. I'll give you that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:33:15 No.17465764 Report

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The one and only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:36:21 No.17465818 Report

Quoted By: >>17465900 >>17465942

>>17465752
>replying to a 10-hour-old accusation of being an internet tough guy
>i-it's not the r-ridicule that b-bothers me guise, s-seriously
Oh well, I didn't need these sides anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:40:12 No.17465900 Report

Quoted By:

>>17465818
>Every Anon is me
>One person is sickened by kidfuckers
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:41:43 No.17465942 Report

Quoted By:

>>17465818
>Sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:52:21 No.17467350 Report

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May is a good girl who loves her daddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:52:38 No.17467359 Report

Quoted By:

>>17463402
>>Acting cocky on the internet
Pot calling the kettle back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:52:55 No.17467365 Report

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still only one answer

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