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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:24:27 No.17464167 View View Reply Original Report

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You are given the option to go on a one-way trip to the Pokémon world. You retain all the memories you currently have.

Would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:25:18 No.17464188 Report

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>>17464167
yes i would

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:25:20 No.17464194 Report

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of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:27:08 No.17464236 Report

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So I have knowledge of all the legendaries and where they are as well as the evil teams

Fuck yeah
Get a team of 6 and start filming documentaries

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:27:52 No.17464254 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:28:16 No.17464261 Report

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no
i have people that care about me here in the real world unlike the other losers on this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:28:22 No.17464265 Report

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What kind of question even is this on the goddamn Pokemon board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:28:28 No.17464267 Report

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>one way
Implying Im not bringing my action replay with me to get an azure flute, meet god and ask him to bring my friends over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:29:38 No.17464298 Report

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Yesterday I learned Golurk can turn his limbs into rockets and fly. Yes I would like to ride a ghost mecha and command gods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:29:52 No.17464302 Report

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>>17464254
go away marche

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:37:39 No.17464469 Report

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>>17464267
Doesn't work that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:38:23 No.17464487 Report

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>>17464469
Oh im sorry, are you the wizard in charge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:39:47 No.17464518 Report

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>>17464487
Where are you going to plug it in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:43:06 No.17464590 Report

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>>17464487
Okay. Please show me how your Action Replay affects your real life right now. Please show me your infinite money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:51:50 No.17464793 Report

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>>17464167
fuck your mum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:52:23 No.17464806 Report

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>>17464167
can i bring anyone with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:53:10 No.17464821 Report

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>>17464806
You have only the clothes on your back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 20:55:21 No.17464871 Report

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>>17464167
Yes, most likely. It's an idyllic world, so there are very few downsides.

And yet, if I had to commit suicide to get there, as OP's image suggests? No, couldn't do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:05:53 No.17465124 Report

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>>17464518
>>17464590
Just having it on me allows me to use it duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:09:38 No.17465216 Report

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I would love to go there, I would run OU: The team even in there, maybe fuck a few moms, become a champion and eventually open a real Smogon University, and marry Lyra too. What's not to like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:17:56 No.17465387 Report

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I totally would. I have enough meta knowledge that I could probably do pretty well for myself, even if I'm too old to get a poke from professor Oak or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:20:42 No.17465454 Report

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Sure, why not?
Will be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:24:11 No.17465531 Report

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Nine out of ten chance I just keep doing what I do in this world anyway, but with no people who truly care about me, so probably not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:24:47 No.17465546 Report

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>>17464261
Normalfag pls go and stay go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:27:03 No.17465611 Report

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>>17464261
If they really care about you they'd follow you. If they don't, they must've really cared, huh?

>not realizing this one-way trip doubles as a litmus test

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:27:55 No.17465631 Report

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I would go just so I can kill and fuck a Slurpuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:29:39 No.17465679 Report

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>>17464167
>You're offered a chance to go to an amazing, magic world. Also being fully appreciative of this gift, given that you have the experience of a much shittier place.
What do you think OP?
>>17464261
I'd just explain the unique chance I've been given, bid my farewells to everybody and be on my way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:29:53 No.17465690 Report

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>>17465216
I wanna see something like Smogon University in the game
You start in your own dorm and have to battle the professor with random mons to get the starter
And every trainer from there uses different strategies with the elite 4 being graduates

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:40:43 No.17465911 Report

Quoted By: >>17469135 >>17474714

No because then the internet will make/demand porn of me. Also, I'm a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:41:54 No.17465951 Report

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no because my family

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:44:56 No.17466025 Report

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Hell yeah, I'd run the rape train on the E4, then I'd train with my bro Hitmons all day, every day with the free time provided by total financial security.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:45:10 No.17466031 Report

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Yes so I can fuck them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:47:20 No.17466081 Report

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If I can take one person with me, yes. If not then no. It'd be amazing to go to the pokemon world, but it wouldn't be without that one person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:51:43 No.17466190 Report

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No, it'd be like I died here and I wouldn't do that to my family and friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 21:53:01 No.17466222 Report

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>>17465631
In that order?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:04:38 No.17466444 Report

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>>17466081
You're in love, wow, we're so intrigued

she wouldn't want to go and would be fine with you going

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:05:32 No.17466460 Report

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>>17465631
if you wanted to fuck a meringue you can do that right now. the power is within you!!

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2

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Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2 Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:07:49 No.17466495 Report

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only if i can be a pokemon

Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

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Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:16:51 No.17466700 Report

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>>17466081
I have these exact feelings, Anon.

I wouldn't want to be in a world that didn't have him in it, either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:38:58 No.17467083 Report

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>>17466444
dub trips confirm.
nobody loves anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:41:41 No.17467135 Report

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>>17467083
But we're all anon. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:43:26 No.17467168 Report

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>>17464167
Can my fiance come? If so, yes. If not, probably no.

Bonus points: Can my dog come and become a dog-like Pokémon?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:45:30 No.17467207 Report

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>having to choose between your partner you love so much and Pokemon

>mfw I'd end up picking Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:46:15 No.17467225 Report

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Honestly if I went I'd regret going. If I stayed I'd regret staying. I'd rather not be offered in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:49:44 No.17467292 Report

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>>17467135
it's okay, anon.
we can love each other.

IL Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:52:01 No.17467342 Report

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>>17464871
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:52:35 No.17467356 Report

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yes
but only to fuck alexa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:53:34 No.17467381 Report

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>>17464167
Damn right I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:54:18 No.17467396 Report

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>>17467168
of course not you retarded piece of shit

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IL Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:55:34 No.17467423 Report

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>>17464871
basically this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 22:55:48 No.17467429 Report

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>>17464167
Yes, because then I can fuck my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 23:01:02 No.17467552 Report

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>>17464871
Why the aversion to the travel by suicide? I would have thought that'd be the preferable option, as you'd be able to experience death and then live on.
Sure, it'd hurt, but the result more than makes up for it.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 23:01:08 No.17467558 Report

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>>17464167
Being a 23 year old kissless virgin autistic manchild who is overweight, yes. I absolutely would. At least if I can't make it in the Pokemon world, it is full of monsters that could kill me easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 23:04:12 No.17467636 Report

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>>17467552
Were that the case, it'd totally be fine to push it to when in the very edge of death already.

Wouldn't it?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 23:13:24 No.17467893 Report

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>>17466495
this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 23:17:33 No.17467994 Report

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>>17464167
No, OP I won't commit suicide. I already fell for that afterlife bullshit once, not going to again.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 23:19:50 No.17468047 Report

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>>17464302

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2014 23:22:51 No.17468115 Report

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Depends. Do I get to be a girl?

Not that I wouldn't go anyway but this would be the cherry on top.

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 00:10:53 No.17469135 Report

Quoted By: >>17469827

>>17464821
How about the stuff in my pockets?
>>17465911
Having this in mind, how would the Pokemon world go on -- or reboot -- with us in it?
Given that most of us have ample technical experience and knowledge of the Pokemon games, I'd assume we'd easily be villainized/ostracized.
What time of the world's existence would we end up in? Do we really have to kill ourselves to accept the offer? This just seems so out of the blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 00:28:27 No.17469683 Report

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>>17467552
Who says I want to experience death?

Besides, it's not just about me. "So long everyone" and walking through a door leaves behind a much better impact than my loved ones finding me dead on the floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 00:33:45 No.17469827 Report

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>>17469135
>Given that most of us have ample technical experience and knowledge of the Pokemon games, I'd assume we'd easily be villainized/ostracized.

No, you'll simply become the guy at the last town who evaluates a Pokemon's potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 00:36:23 No.17469901 Report

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>>17468115

I imagine it would be like the beginning of a pokemon game

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 03:51:22 No.17474369 Report

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>>17464167
Yes!
>>17467552
Are there any /vp/ recommended methods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 03:59:32 No.17474542 Report

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>>17464167
Shit no, I got a family, friends, job opportunities, and a bunch of other good real-world stuff to look forward to in life.
I'm looking at all these "yes" replies and god damn you people might need therapy, get that depression checked out.

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 04:07:04 No.17474714 Report

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>>17474542
>>17467994
>>17466081
>>17465951
>>17465911
>>17464871
>>17464261

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Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2014 04:09:59 No.17474827 Report

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>>17466495
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