>Archeops
My parents are accepting, but not THAT accepting.
>Parents over for nice dinner
>wondering why archeops is at the table
>break the news
>they go ballistic
>Archeops tears up and runs away, afraid of what other people think now
>the wedding is called off because she still hasn't returned
>No sign of archeops for months, over a year
>hate parents forever, end up smoking and drinking a lot in depression
>meet another grill
>clever and good-willed, but a little abusive
>nothing like archeops though
>Have a great time with her, spend a few years going steady
>one day, think you're going to propose
>girlfriend is out with friends, about to leave yourself
>hear something at the window
>go to check,
>it's archeops
>you crack open the window, speechless
>She looks up at you with those apologetic eyes
>punt her ass back out the window
>never speak to her again, that bitch was too pussy to marry you after you put everything on the line for her
>get married a few months later
>live happily ever after in normalcy and mediocrity
>tfw no archeops waifu
