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>I wish pokemon were actually even crazier really.

>Every generation gives us a little taste of absurdity, but I want MORE. I want all sense and convention thrown out the window. I want the kind of people who hate Klefki and Vanillish to abandon the series in disgust and only leave those with an appreciation for whimsy and a sense of humor.

>I want ice/fire birthday cakes and googly-eyed poison type dirty socks and a legendary ghost type that’s an entire fucking haunted house full of little white Halloween ghosts.

>If you can fit a Wailord in a pokeball you can fit a haunted house in a pokeball

>It could have a signature move that sucks in the enemy pokemon and spits them back out paralyzed and confused like they saw some fuckin shit in there

What's your opinion, /vp/?