Part 26: http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/17447072
Chapter Directory: http://pastebin.com/sgnYBisD
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"Clemmy, how many jokers d'ya have?~"

"Uh...N-None?"

"GOLDEEN!~"

"...Th-Thiis isn't how you play the game, is it?"

"Nope!~"

"But if we're not playing the game the right way, th-then doesn't that mean we aren't really playing the game at all?"

Before Alice can give her two cents, a third voice interjects, "GOLDEEN! I'm second place, so that means you lose, Clemont! You now have to buy us more shakes by default. And don't skip on the apple slices either!"

"B-But Bonnie, you hate apples!"

Bonnie offers some semblance of sympathy with acknowledgement of his concerns, "I know, big brother! It's just fun to boss you around like this. I never get any other chance to do it, so why not now?"