>>17525730>>17526211Hello Stan, I'd like to talk to you about what you seem to believe was the sensation of >fucking Ahri and Yvvis.
You see, what I've come to understand was that you didn't actually fuck neither of these people but that you were, in fact, hallucinating too much do to a severe case of butt hurt.
What does this mean and how do I cure it, Doctor Anonymous? Good question my dear Stan! You simply need to leave /vp/ for a few days and then return when you have gotten over your case of butthurt. It would be better if you don't come to these threads anymore either. You see, free giveaways are not for everyone, especially shiny ones. Hopefully this has helped you and will get you on the path of true pokemon nirvana.
