Well this is farewell, /vp/. It's been a fun time, but I gots ta go. Ya see, the truth of the matter is that this place is shit. Utter shit. It is really a graveyard for people's lives.... where the rejects who were bullied or sexually abused who didn't have the strength to recover come to stagnate. The quality of human interaction on this board is as low as it gets for one reason and one reason alone:

You people are shit. You are literally dickless little virgins who gather in a colony of shitty little betas. You're pokephiles, furries, diaper fiends, lolicons, kidfuckers, and other freaks that society wants to forget. You're an embarrassment to your families. I would bet money that at least half of your parents wish you were dead. You truly are the shit of humanity, and all the adults, children and pets in your respective areas would be better off if you were dead. It's like one big colony of Pamperchus and Sonichus in here.

It was fun to laugh for a while. But it's time t go back to reality. To actual my life... Oops! I'm so insensitive. I keep forgetting that 90% of you beta bitches have no lives.

So, it's been a good time. Now fuck off and die like the entire world wants you to.