Let's play a game, /vp/
Post your non-Pokewaifus and what Pokemon they would have, but you have to explain why for each Pokemon.
Bonus points if you can think of six or if your waifu is not from an anime.

Sasha Blouse
>Munchlax because she's always hungry and they can relate
>Mightyena because she lived in the hunting mountain village of Dauper and they'd need hunting dogs
>And the obligatory Doublade, because swords and shit