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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:08:01 No.17563722 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17563774 >>17563810

MFW most people on /vp/ don't have real life friends to trade Pokemans with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:08:55 No.17563738 Report

Quoted By: >>17563845

>I do
>he's a smogonfag

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:10:14 No.17563763 Report

Quoted By: >>17563771 >>17563815 >>17563899 >>17564100

>implying I don't have a qt 3.14 gf that plays pokemon with me and that let's me fuck her while she plays pokemon

jealous, op?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:10:45 No.17563771 Report

Quoted By: >>17563784 >>17563837

>>17563763
I would b if that was true

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:11:02 No.17563774 Report

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>>17563722
>have friends
>none of them play pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:11:35 No.17563784 Report

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>>17563771
whatever makes you feel better anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:12:32 No.17563810 Report

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>>17563722
I have two buds I can trade and battle with. Its cool. Its just too bad finding other pokemon friends is so hard. Since most people really dont want others knowing they play pokemon you never know if the guy you just met is a huge pokemon fan, just not showing it.

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster)

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster) Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:12:44 No.17563815 Report

Quoted By: >>17563837

>>17563763
Because everyone will believe that, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:13:14 No.17563825 Report

Quoted By: >>17563890

No. cus pokemon after 14yo its worse that autism.
If anyone play, make it hiden or people make him suffers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:13:48 No.17563837 Report

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>>17563771
>>17563815
jealous virgins detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:14:17 No.17563845 Report

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>>17563738
I have one too except he decided to "defy them and used mega gengar. He then gets butthurt when I ohko it with mewtwo and says I "went all mewtwo"on him and he started ranting about mewtwo being uu. I don't know anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:15:56 No.17563890 Report

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I have a few, but one of them hasn't even gotten the 3rd badge yet, and he got it a few hours earlier than I did on launch day, so he couldn't really help me much.

>>17563825
It's widely accepted in college man

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:16:28 No.17563899 Report

Quoted By: >>17564100

>>17563763
My girlfriend plays pokémon but she's fucking slow. She just beat the third gym.

I'll fuck her tomorrow while she continues playing.

>yfw I'm not even kidding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:25:37 No.17564072 Report

Quoted By: >>17564124

>tfw best friend and I have been playing pokemon since we were ten
>tfw completed every dex thanks to each other
>tfw best friend moved away a month ago
>tfw growing up really sucks

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster)

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster) Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:27:21 No.17564100 Report

Quoted By: >>17564234 >>17564326 >>17564338 >>17564372 >>17564476

>>17563899
>>17563763
Okay, if either of you are actually serious, how do you get your gf to let you fuck them while they play Pokemon? I understand cuddling, but if I ever asked my significant other to do that she would straight up reject me. And how the hell do they keep their concentration on the game?

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster)

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster) Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:28:29 No.17564124 Report

Quoted By: >>17564183

>>17564072
I know those feels, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:31:56 No.17564183 Report

Quoted By: >>17564266

>>17564124
It really sucks man. Ever since he left, I've been the most depressed I've been in my life.
Every time one of us would be up a battle on each other, the other would come back with a party that beat the others, and now I can't even talk to the nigga cause he doesn't have internet where he lives noe.
I just wanna battle my best friend, is that too much to ask? ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:34:43 No.17564234 Report

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>>17564100
Tiny, ineffectual penises.

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster)

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster) Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:36:09 No.17564266 Report

Quoted By: >>17564307

>>17564183
Does he have his own 3DS? If he has a cell phone you can text each other your FCs and battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:38:24 No.17564307 Report

Quoted By: >>17564689

>>17564266
He does. When XY came out, we were so hype, and we had been battling each other ever since it came out. Now, I can't even talk to him because he doesn't have internet or cell service in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:39:29 No.17564326 Report

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>>17564100
Small dick?

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:39:34 No.17564327 Report

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What did you think Wonder Trade and the GTS were for, OP?

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:40:01 No.17564338 Report

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>>17564100
>implying they'll concentrate
Nigger why do you think she's only at the third gym?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:41:51 No.17564372 Report

Quoted By: >>17564454

>>17564100
It's all just 'internet cool guy' hearsay. Anon. I just laugh at these posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:42:23 No.17564382 Report

Quoted By: >>17564506

My irl friends look down on my habits and hobbies.
I have internet friends to play pokemon with though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:45:50 No.17564454 Report

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>>17564372
You think I'm kidding?
My fucking sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:46:43 No.17564476 Report

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>>17564100
my girlfriend just let's me stick my dick in her whenever she doesn't really mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:47:51 No.17564495 Report

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Horse porn at OP's mail

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:48:30 No.17564506 Report

Quoted By: >>17564544

>>17564382
Then they're not really your friends, Anon.

The people you associate with shouldn't make you feel bad about what you like. They don't have to be "a part of it", so to speak, but they shouldn't look down on you.

Luke - 4012 5061 0794

Luke - 4012 5061 0794 Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:49:00 No.17564521 Report

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>tfw my friends all have pokemon and we're having a merry old adventure, setting up our own tournaments

Its a shame theres only 5 of us now that the girls in the group got over the fad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:50:16 No.17564544 Report

Quoted By: >>17564640

>>17564506
No they are my real friends. Its called friendly banter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:50:46 No.17564552 Report

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I have friends, but none that like pokemon. The window of well adjusted normal people over 10 (non-sperglords) that also like pokemon is pretty small.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:52:17 No.17564578 Report

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>tfw I work at a games company and about 7 or 8 people there have X or Y
none of them are any good at it, though one guy who I did monhun lunch break groups with said he's kinda interested in getting into pvp

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:55:43 No.17564640 Report

Quoted By: >>17564888 >>17564985

>>17564544

Then I'm confused, I guess. I get together with my friends at least once a weak, and we do poke a bit of fun, but I've never felt like they've legitimately looked down on me for it, or like I couldn't talk about whatever I wanted to.

Huh. Different worlds, I guess.

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster)

Alex 3926 6092 6338 (Snover/Bergmite/Cloyster) Wed 22 Jan 2014 21:58:46 No.17564689 Report

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>>17564307
>>17564307
Oh right, totally forgot that you need wifi to battle, I'm an idiot. Sorry man, my best friend moved way away when I was in like 2nd-3rd grade, neither of us could have cell phones because we were too little. We used to play the trading card game together all the time and battle each other in Red/Blue. But he moved away way back then and I never saw him again. Again, no cell phones. I'm still hoping some day we'll find each other on Facebook and talk again, but so far if I look up his name nothing comes up.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:00:19 No.17564726 Report

Quoted By: >>17564812 >>17564867 >>17564929 >>17565020 >>17565065

>tfw NEET and no friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:02:07 No.17564778 Report

Quoted By: >>17564867

>tfw you have neither real life nor internet friends to play pokemon with because you're a worthless social cripple

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:03:26 No.17564812 Report

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>>17564726
i-ill be your friend anon

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:06:56 No.17564867 Report

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>>17564726
>>17564778

And now I'm sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:08:17 No.17564888 Report

Quoted By: >>17564985

>>17564640
Well its like thy'll come over and I'll be playing pokemon and be all like "you dork put pants on stop playing pokemAns and come to the bar with us"
and I'll be like "no"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:10:07 No.17564926 Report

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I know several people sister huge casual
Insane autist:huge casual autist
That's it
I don't know anyone who has a 3ds besides those two

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:10:20 No.17564929 Report

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>>17564726
What am I doing with my life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:10:38 No.17564932 Report

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>implying i dont have at least 10 good college guy and girl friends that play pokemon on the reg
>implying we didnt get together today and get hype about pokebank

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:13:26 No.17564985 Report

Quoted By: >>17565049

>>17564888
Ah. Well, I guess my friends are all giant nerdbabies like I am.

We have Pokemon / Monster Hunter / D&D dates pretty regularly. Then we drink and do all of these things and it's actually quite a good time.

You need dork friends. Super dorky nerdbaby friends.

>>17564640
GDI I meant *week

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:15:26 No.17565020 Report

Quoted By: >>17565068

>>17564726
I'm teetering on the brink of finishing my college degree, and I'm fucking unhirable.
Even have some work experience, but I'm just that unlikable that nobody fucking wants to hire me.

H-here I come oh great NEET abyss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:16:03 No.17565028 Report

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>tfw your Pokemon are your only friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:17:32 No.17565049 Report

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>>17564985
I've been been the dork that hangs out with the normalfags most of my life. I don't know anything else. I have certain charm to these people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:18:32 No.17565065 Report

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>>17564726
Trust me, having a job and no friends isn't that much better. In fact in can be worse sometimes.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:18:40 No.17565068 Report

Quoted By: >>17565109

>>17565020
GDI, you're making me have feelings.

Don't doom yourself to a fate when you don't even know what's going to happen. You've been hired before, and if you're a giant asshole, well- some companies look for that shit.

You're just going to fulfill your own prophesy if you talk like that.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:20:22 No.17565085 Report

Quoted By: >>17565143

Only 3 people in real life I can trade pokemon with from college
First guys basically a Trevor, cares more about the pokedex but it makes him good for trading.
Second is a dude who always challenges me with common stuff but still loses because he can't use them right.
Third guy is shit at pokemon and always goes on about Raichu's belly.
Feels bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:21:52 No.17565109 Report

Quoted By: >>17565383

>>17565068
Flare boss a qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:23:53 No.17565143 Report

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>>17565085
Raichu does have a cute belly though you have to admit.

FC 0705-3313-0355

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FC 0705-3313-0355 Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:33:21 No.17565364 Report

Quoted By: >>17565612

>mfw i actually know a shit ton of people who you would normally never even think they play pokemon, and they do
>mfw my qt gf also plays pokemon
>mfw today after getting a blowjob we started drawing our fav pokemon on paint using only our memory for reference
>mfw OP is a casual loser
>mfw i'm a competitive pokemon geek with a life, job, studies, musical group, highly active social life, and pogeyman skills

get good, homie

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:33:59 No.17565383 Report

Quoted By: >>17565506

>>17565109
Oh, hush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:40:37 No.17565506 Report

Quoted By: >>17566085

>>17565383
You can't hide what's inside!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 22:45:54 No.17565612 Report

Quoted By: >>17566335

>>17565364
>tfw you wake up and you've got cum smeared all over the inside of your original 151 onesie

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 23:08:47 No.17566050 Report

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I've created a pretty sad thread...

/op

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 22 Jan 2014 23:10:22 No.17566085 Report

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>>17565506

...

fine.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jan 2014 23:18:07 No.17566282 Report

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>have friends who I played Pokemon with
>previous classes had perfect schedule where we could make arrangements and trade after the day was over
>always went to the student rec center to trade and battle
>flashback to the future
>new schedule that puts me in the high honors student classes leaves me without any of them to talk to
>Halo and CoDbros ruined rec center with they're loud, obnoxious behavior and Valve maymays
>live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so I can't invite them over to my house for Pokemon fun
>only people I can talk with in my classes played only Red and Blue and think Charizard, Pikachu, and "that turtle guy" are the best ones
I fucking hate being smart.

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FC 0705-3313-0355 Wed 22 Jan 2014 23:21:10 No.17566335 Report

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>>17565612
>tfw i can rock that and still be more socially acceptable than you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2014 01:13:26 No.17568864 Report

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>having pokemon friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jan 2014 01:16:15 No.17568946 Report

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>Not owning two or more DS and trading with yourself

Shay 0361 6293 5925

Shay 0361 6293 5925 Thu 23 Jan 2014 01:17:06 No.17568970 Report

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Mfw I have a best buddy who plays Pokemon casually, 2 chicks in my class play even more casually. And my girlfriend plays with me all the time. Even convinced me to get xy

Mfw, I found a hot girl to date me and dress up as pikachu on Halloween so I could make a Ash costume.

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