Always read the guide newfriends!

Wanna make a trade?
Wanna rustle up a battle?
Wanna bitch about breeding?
Wanna give or receive mystery eggs?
Wanna start an argument over your incompetent competitive teams?

Here at WiFi-General, we do all of that and more!

ToTT: What is your least favorite type?
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Everything you need to design a trade sheet, make a mystery egg run report, or learn how to IV breed/EV train can be found here:
>(Gen 5) www.mediafire.com/?53r9q20hpeuril5
>(Gen 6) http://www.mediafire.com/download/0e9x3ti0e3nf5fh/Pokemon.zip

But OP, how do I know who has what for trade?
>If there is not a link in the email field, the person probably has their trade sheet posted somewhere in the thread.

But OP, what is a Mystery Egg run?
>(Gen 5) As soon as you get your pal pad, you trade for six random eggs and use them to complete the game!
>(Gen 6) Add people on your 3DS as soon as you can, get some eggs and follow the steps above

But OP, the wi-fi is derping!
>(Gen 5) Both traders exit and re-enter the WFC. Make sure C-Gear and voice chat are off!
>(Gen 6) It's either Nintendo's fault or you live with Lima

But OP, where do I check IV's?
>(Gen 5 [for now]) www.pokecheck.org
>(Gen 6) implying you can

But OP, I'm a newfag, what do?
>Always include FC, generation, and what you can offer in your post!

But OP, 4chan's down, what do?
>EV train all of those pentas you've traded for!