>be friends with an autistic guy, literally "shoops ponies into profile pictures tier" autistic
>total bro, we play mtg together
>find out he also plays pokemon
>wants to battle, his team is all eeveelutions
>constantly talks about how glaceon is his waifu, how he pets it everyday in amie, how its paws are so cute, etc etc
>put a straight face
>later he wants to trade
>he wants my leftover goomys
>ok..
>tells me I can have whatever I want in his pc
>literally boxes full of Eevees and Murkrows, he wants 6ivs on them just for show-off reasons
>i have no face
Shit, I thought /vp/ was only kidding about autistic kids and their favorite mons. I am a witness.
