>>17666666Gary the mighty! Gary the unerring! Gary the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Gary Oak, born of the Kanto, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, /vp/, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Gary cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Palet Town! The future of Kanto!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Gary is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
