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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 01:55:54 No.17679972 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17680062 >>17680334 >>17680397 >>17680434

Alright guys, let's go full autism and talk about what we would do with our lives if born in the Pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 01:57:05 No.17679997 Report

Quoted By: >>17680018 >>17680062 >>17680114 >>17680370 >>17687141

i'm long-haired -- the kind of hair you wish you can pull off -- and really good-looking. pokegirls would fawn over me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 01:57:57 No.17680008 Report

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It sure is nice to live in a world with a stable economy, government and no social issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 01:58:27 No.17680018 Report

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>>17679997
i'd also have a few pokemon, too, but that's not the important part for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 01:59:23 No.17680040 Report

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it would give me a reason to go outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:00:18 No.17680062 Report

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>>17679972
I'd probably still do computer related stuff - box maintenance or some other shit.

>>17679997
narcissistic much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:01:29 No.17680082 Report

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Comfortable living with two or three of my bros, maybe sex a few.

Overall lazy and calm life if I don't decide to go and actually train for a living

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:02:33 No.17680099 Report

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>>17680062
i'm not sure. i might be. little girls IRL love me. older ones, too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:03:14 No.17680110 Report

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I'd basically be Cheren, running a school and specializing in Normal types in a small, quaint town/city. I'd probably run a more traditional education school, though Pokemon would be part of the curriculum.

Cheryl would be my wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:03:27 No.17680114 Report

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>>17679997
Mah longhaired nigga

I'd find me a Terrakion and get to work as some kind of super hero or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:05:12 No.17680151 Report

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>>17680110
YOU MEAN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR LITTLE STUDENTS

AHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:07:30 No.17680191 Report

Quoted By: >>17680203 >>17680293

>>17680151
...no. Not everyone here is a loud and proud deviant ("because that's what we do on 4chan do I fit in yet guys?")

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:08:25 No.17680203 Report

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>>17680191
HAHA NERD I WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE 4CHAN. IF ANYTHING 4CHAN COPIED ME

AHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:12:37 No.17680280 Report

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>>17680203
dude, you rekt him so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:13:39 No.17680293 Report

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>>17680191
But Cheren DOES get nasty with the students.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:14:28 No.17680314 Report

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I'd be a pokemon breeder and sell the babies to parents of new trainers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:15:08 No.17680323 Report

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I would stand perfectly still, watching across an unavoidable path with my two shitmons.
Pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:15:45 No.17680334 Report

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>>17679972
I would dedicate my life to study fossils. My bros would be Marowak, Sandslash and Aerodactyl (amber found when I was 13 or something. Reason why I would study fossils). Bill would be friend and I would live in Cinnabar Island or Rustboro City.

[ Autism intensifies ] Life would be beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:17:41 No.17680366 Report

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Travel around Hoenn with a Volbeat, a Minun and a Chimecho, winning contests and making Pokeblocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:17:58 No.17680370 Report

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>>17679997
post a pic so we can laugh at ur ugly ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:18:55 No.17680397 Report

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>>17679972
I'd train an unbeatable team, catch all the earth shattering legendary pokemon, destroy red's team, actually kill red, crush his pokeballs and build my house on Mt. Silver

I would then become a Yakuza and indirectly help the poke world, while they think i'm committing crimes.

All my henchmen would get a slap in the face thinking Crime pays when they would lose, and all the young trainers would grow strong bonds with their pokemon.

I'd be the necessary evil in the world, all while aiding the economy financially.

I'm the guy people love to hate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:20:13 No.17680417 Report

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>>17680334
All 11 fossil types, eh? Nah, just messin with ya. Sounds cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:21:13 No.17680434 Report

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>>17679972
>autism
hee hee there's that word again
playing pokemon is autistic

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 02:26:31 No.17680580 Report

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I'd do the gym challenge and fight in the leagues.

I'd dedicate my life to wondering around the pokemon world with my Heracross, Drapion, Poliwrath, Blaziken, Chatot and Aegislash.

It would probably take me years to get those pokemon alone after I get my torchic starter from Birch.

I'd help people out during my travels and hopefully make some friends, maybe even pull some pokegirls.

I'd eventually settle down in Azelea town in Johto after I've traveled the world and attempted at being the best trainer I could be.

Was that autistic enough?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 03:46:08 No.17682422 Report

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I'd travel with Wally and another friend of ours. We would go on a Pokemon journey together, but eventually we'd part ways until we met for one final battle at Ever Grande before challenging the E4. Our friend would win against Wally but I would win against her.

After that we wouldn't meet up until a few years later, in Sinnoh. We all become slightly regretful that we didn't spend our young teenage years together, instead having opted to travel alone with our respective Pokemon.
At this time Wally and I realize what a bitch our friend has become especially when we're left in avalanche conditions as our friend uses Fly to find safety.

All the while a love triangle thing is going on, where Wally's got a crush on our friend and I have a crush on Wally but he won't notice me.

>tfw I play these fantasies out in my head

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 03:50:25 No.17682510 Report

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After exploring the world in the standard Pokemon journey, I'd join a water type gym and make an honest an honest living fighting alongisde my water type bros (pic related). Maybe one day I can make it up to gym leader, maybe even become part of the elite 4, but that isn't important. What is important is forming the strongest bond possible with my pokemon and ensuring only the strongest trainers get past my gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 03:56:38 No.17682620 Report

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Id be a breader/trainer or maybe a contest trainer! I wouldnt participate in any of the pokemon league or championship matches. Id be too worried about my team for that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 03:59:24 No.17682661 Report

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I'd probably be a legendary trainer because legendaries are the only pokemon suitable for my power.

My team would probably consist of
Yveltal (destruction pokemon)
Arceus (god of pokemon)
genesect (ultimate weapon)
mewtwo x (highest att power)
mewtwo y (highest spA power)
giratina-o (renegade pokemon)

these are probably the best fit for me tbh, Id probably be like red in GSC, the final boss kind of deal, you would find me alone in the deepest part of the most terrifying cave filled with extremely powerful pokemon because thats the only place I fit in. I would stand there waiting for my next challenger only to decimate them one after another

...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:01:27 No.17682692 Report

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Honestly? Probably exactly what I already do—be a useless piece of shit all day on the computer while playing video games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:01:51 No.17682698 Report

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I would develop a new PC system where pokemon are transferred to a relaxing virtual reality world while they await their trainer

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:03:02 No.17682715 Report

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>>17682661

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:03:30 No.17682726 Report

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>>17682698
>Making Pokemon have to wait for their trainer to return instead of it being instant between deposit and withdrawal

Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:13:04 No.17682935 Report

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>>17680323
Man do I ever fucking hate Daria.

I used to fantasize about meeting her and slowly breaking her down psychologically, finding her weakness, insecurities, and things she hates about herself; Then once she was broken I would make her crave my cock, but I would never give it to her, until one day I lay her down gently on her bed, pull out my dick, put the tip to her pussy, then slowly, slowly, pull my pants up and walk awayfucking cunt

Onyx 3480-3093-7120 (Klang,Klefki,Magneton)

Onyx 3480-3093-7120 (Klang,Klefki,Magneton) Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:13:32 No.17682952 Report

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Beat up little kids for money and gamble until I get a Porygon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:16:08 No.17683007 Report

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I'd raise my power in secret, slowly becoming the most powerful trainer the world has ever seen quietly under the eye of the public (somewhat akin to grinding on nothing but level 3 Wild Pokemon to get to 100). It would take decades, but I would eventually amass a team so powerful that nobody could stand in my way. Without warning, I'd start my own evil organization with all the funding I've gotten from my real life job, amass an army of rare Pokemon hunters who snatch off powerful, exotic Pokemon from other trainers, and always fool-proof my armies so no ordinary 10 year old can stop me.

My goal? A totalitarianism government hold on the entire region. I'll let my lackies have their way with the citizens all while I watch it all unfold as I sit at the top of my 12 story HQ office in a swivel chair, snuggling up with my favorite Pokemon whether he likes it or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:23:26 No.17683166 Report

Quoted By: >>17683230 >>17683421

I would breed thousands upon thousands of litwick (among other ghost pokemon) and live in an "abandoned" mansion, taking care of abandoned or otherwise mistreated pokemon. I'd invite trainers to come and battle me and my ghostly pals, and if they are true of heart I would show them the abused pokemon, hoping they will bond with one or more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:25:43 No.17683230 Report

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>>17683166
So a ghostly pokevillage?

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:33:47 No.17683421 Report

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>>17680397
G-Giovanni?

>>17683166
I misread that and thought you were going to abuse the Litwick for the sole purpose of giving them to noble trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:42:56 No.17683644 Report

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Spend my life working towards completing whatever my regional pokedex is.

Catch every legendary pokemon.

Acquire mad dosh and buy my own island where I'll allow all my legendaries to frolic.

Sell tickets and make it a Pokemon Snap type attraction.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 04:56:08 No.17683924 Report

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Fake like I wanted to become a Pokemon trainer and get one of the professors to give me a kick ass starter, then join Rocket and become a powerful thug with a badass team. Quickly rise in rank and become Giovanni's right hand man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:07:22 No.17684167 Report

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Let's be serious. If we were born in the pokemon world, we'd be shitposting on poke4chan.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:13:52 No.17684296 Report

Quoted By: >>17688983

>>17684167
Haha. It's possible shit how end like that, true. Everyone would own a Porygon. Imagine all the porygon wars between porygon fags, porygon2 fags and porygon-Z fags.

>"Enjoy your malfunctioning Porygon-Z!" - Porygon Fags
>"Or porygon have the best design" - Porygon-2 fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:20:14 No.17684381 Report

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>>17682692
I laughed really hard then realized I'd probably do the same thing.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:28:06 No.17684505 Report

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Live in a nice modern flat with a small rooftop garden in whatever the biggest city in my home region is, with my Gengar, Vileplume, Furret, Gourgeist, and Umbreon. Go on long walks in the city, lead a quiet and casual and friendly life. Drift from job to job without any particular career goals, fall in and out of love, take care of pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:31:40 No.17684590 Report

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I would still be a NEET that never leaves the house.

But I would probably have a pet pokemon or something.

Exciting, I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:33:41 No.17684617 Report

Quoted By: >>17686243

I'd probably get a waifumon as a starter (like most here) and end up a Pokemon breeder living in Celadon or Saffron City, giving away Pokemon to new trainers and professors/researchers. Box developer and chef on the side, hang out a lot at the Battle Frontiers, and of course I'd challenge all the leagues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:34:52 No.17684639 Report

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Find and meet ash, befriend that fucker and never leave his side
wait till we get to the movie part
Hopefully jirachi or arceus

wish to be a little girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:35:35 No.17684655 Report

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I would just raise my Pokemon in secrecy and challenge the Gym Leaders in Kalos. And then beat the E4 and become the new champ.

After that, I would revamp the entire Kalos League and make sure that All Gym leaders are to have the appropriate amount and proportionally strong Pokemon for their challengers and the E4 to have 6 Pokemon.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:37:58 No.17684701 Report

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Is /vp/ really full of 12 year olds that believe the shit that comes out of their own mouths? Because their is a lot of horseshit in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:38:17 No.17684712 Report

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I'd roam the countryside with my Abra charming all those wandering qt3.14 pokegirls and get to experimenting with them way earlier because we're all out on our own and the age of majority is way lower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:39:46 No.17684733 Report

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Live out of a secret base and breed/train/battle pokemon for a living.

Mostly I'd ambush children, destroy them in a pokemon battle and take their money.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:43:42 No.17684779 Report

Quoted By: >>17684795 >>17684930

/vp/ suddenly realizes that taming and training monsters in real life would be pretty fucking difficult and only the best trainers could muster having a full team of fully trained pokemon, let alone using them in battle where everything happens in real time and you can't just sit there and casually issue commands with a button at your leisure.

this is why only a handful of trainers in the game have a full team, and why your trainer is ahead of others. because he is a prodigy.

considering these circumstances, /vp/ now realizes that Ash is a fucking badass and they would never be half the trainer he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:44:41 No.17684795 Report

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>>17684779

>Ash
>full team

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:49:13 No.17684868 Report

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Start off at 10 like everyone else and just have one big pokemon journey. Catching pokemon, battling gym leaders, competing in pokemon leagues, all that shit. I would just travel and travel until I was ready to settle down.

It's about the journey, not the destination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:51:23 No.17684930 Report

Quoted By: >>17684951

>>17684779
X dodge!
Move!
Jump!
Now attack!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:52:24 No.17684951 Report

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>>17684930
Finish it off!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:52:40 No.17684957 Report

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I'd command my "friends" to battle other trainer's "friends" and convince myself it's allright if they get hurt and somehow it will make our bond deeper if I make them hurt and suffer, even though I never fight for their honour myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 05:53:02 No.17684962 Report

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I'd be one of those nameless grunts in an evil team, with a Zubat and Rattata or something, getting beat up by kids all the time. Someone has to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 07:24:39 No.17686243 Report

Quoted By: >>17686683

>>17684617
so your going to fuck your Gardevoir each and every night and sell the resulting spawn to other people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 08:04:35 No.17686683 Report

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>>17686243
sounds like a plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 08:44:09 No.17687141 Report

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>>17679997
Greaseball detected. I bet your room smells like your disgusting hair.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 08:51:23 No.17687211 Report

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Put on a mask and try to rape female trainers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 08:53:41 No.17687237 Report

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Well not much would change other than becoming a hiker. If anything I would get a fossil pokemon team for the rock theme. Then I would breed the fossil pokemon to aid in research. If any trainers beat me i would give them a choice in which fossil they would want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 08:59:12 No.17687298 Report

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I'd have only a bunch of "domestic" mons. Small ones, easy to keep at home (or in my pokeball shop). Petilil, Joltik, maybe an eeveelution.

I'd have basically the same life, only in a world with free healthcare etc. and with mins instead of pets.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 12:47:30 No.17688870 Report

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I'll be a pokemon breeder and a wannabe pokemon professor.
No type specialization for battle, but a pokemon behavior specialization in university.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 13:01:35 No.17688983 Report

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>>17684296
Porygon-Z master race.

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