Guys. Guys. Tell me your pokemon related dreams

> I am kidnapped by my college professor from an alternate dimension
> in this world there is a mild zombie apocalypse and he is crazy as fuck
> he also carries the virus and is immune
> I am looking around and see a pokemon DVD
> he asks if I want to watch it
> this is the first pokemon movie
> but instead of ash it stars a little girl
> In the movie they also have zombies and use pokemon for protection as well as being nomadic
> there are 'new' pokemon like a giant elephant thing with a trunk so long it's wrapped all around its legs and it trips everywhere
> but guys, the real star of this dream is the little girl's first pokemon
> it's not pikachu
> it's not some uber legendary
> it's not some perverted thing I cant mention....

It was a duone. As in, there was no dodrio evolution. There was duone and doduo and that was it. I laughed so hard in the dream as I was 'watching' this movie that I woke myself up in teal life. I can't remember this happening in my entire life.

So remember guys, when you feel like your life is shit, remember there's an alternate universe where pokemon stars a little girl with a doduo that has only one head.

If you have any Pokémon related dreams to share, please do.