Hey, /vp/, I come from the land of /tg/ to share with you a beloved tradition of my people: lyrics threads!

Here's how it works: rewrite songs to be about a particular setting (This board being more focused than my board of origin, that setting will be, strangely enough, Pokemon).
I'll post one to get things started!

*To the tune of the Tipperary Song*
It's a long way to Unova,
It's a long way to go!
It's a long way to Unova
from the Indigo Plateau!

Goodbye Pewter City,
farewell Saffron Square!
It's a long, long way out to Unova,
but my heart's right there!