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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:01:37 No.17698651 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17698689 >>17698748 >>17698830 >>17699571 >>17699999 >>17703814 >>17724720

>be on bus playing X/Y because nothing better to do
>these high school shits get on
>notice I'm playing Pokemon
>"YO MAN I LOVE POKEMON, WHICH GAME ARE YOU PL-"
>"YOOO DUDE WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE NEW GAMES? THE POKEMON LOOK SO STUPID NOW. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ORIGINAL 151 MAN ALL THE OTHER REGIONS DON'T EXIST TO ME"
>he's easily 14-15 years old
>whips out IPhone with emulator
>shows me his Pokemon
>all caught with masterballs
>took all strength to not go full autism and tell him off

What's /vp/'s experience with completely incompetent Pokemon players?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:03:21 No.17698687 Report

Quoted By: >>17698809 >>17699884 >>17704977

You're worse than him. As an adult you should only play video games indoors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:03:21 No.17698689 Report

Quoted By: >>17698745 >>17698797 >>17700572

>>17698651
>first gen
>able to see what ball their mons were caught in

Keep lyin', buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:05:23 No.17698745 Report

Quoted By:

>>17698689
Nobody actually plays RBY. I'd bet it was Fr/Lg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:05:27 No.17698748 Report

Quoted By:

>>17698651
>What's /vp/'s experience with completely incompetent Pokemon players?

They usually underestimate or disregard Milotic and Metagross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:06:27 No.17698778 Report

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>be playing pokemon
>fag that only played until silver comes in
>hurrdurr plays the originals new pokemon r stoopid

>fuck your shit bro, I have Tyrantrum now
>show him my sweet-ass T-rex
>nothing else said

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:06:59 No.17698797 Report

Quoted By: >>17702005

>>17698689
>not FireRed

Stay ignorant, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:07:17 No.17698809 Report

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>>17698687
>too socially insecure to play a portable game as intended
Pfffft hahah
I know you're joking but it's hilarious that people are actually like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:07:59 No.17698830 Report

Quoted By: >>17698980 >>17699017 >>17699294 >>17701698 >>17702502 >>17735006

>>17698651
>Playing Platinum
>Fighting Giratina
>G's health high red
>Guy walks up
>Sees HP
>"Why don't you use false swipe?"
"I don't have it, and it won't work on a ghost type"
>"That's its secondary type so it doesn't matter."
"Yes it does, dumbass."
>"Are you seriously that retarded? It's fake fans like you that turned me into a brony, Goddamn!"
>Smacked him in the mouth
>Threw him in the yoke
>Knocked him out.
>Return to game
>Giratina caught
Shit like this.
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:13:49 No.17698980 Report

Quoted By: >>17699024 >>17699123

>>17698830
>calling a random stranger a dumbass for no reason whatsoever

You brought this upon yourself, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:15:24 No.17699017 Report

Quoted By: >>17699063 >>17699123

>>17698830
>being ignorant of the game = fake fan
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:15:35 No.17699024 Report

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>>17698980
>for no reason whatsoever

I'd say the fact that we was a dumbass is reason enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:17:36 No.17699063 Report

Quoted By: >>17699329

>>17699017
That anon wasn't the one that said it, it was the random guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:20:12 No.17699123 Report

Quoted By: >>17699329 >>17699439

>>17698980
No, there was probable cause.
>>17699017
He thought type positioning actually affected damage. HE was being ignorant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:26:41 No.17699294 Report

Quoted By: >>17699439

>>17698830
>Fake fans like you that turned me into a brony.
>you that turned me into a brony.
>turned me into a brony.

How in the fuck can someone being a fake fan make anyone get into any fandom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:27:46 No.17699329 Report

Quoted By: >>17699439

>>17699063
>>17699123
I never said anon said that though. I was just stating the mindset of the brony fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:31:19 No.17699439 Report

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>>17699294
I guess he thought MLP knew better.
>>17699329
I'm >>17699123 and that's actually what he thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:36:43 No.17699571 Report

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>>17698651
OP, I respect you infinitely for not going full bananas because you had all the right in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:43:54 No.17699763 Report

Quoted By: >>17699787 >>17700469

>mfw everyone at my class at the university considers me their pokemon guru and follows my advice in the matter

feels good being with intelligent people I tell you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:44:57 No.17699787 Report

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>>17699763
forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:45:00 No.17699790 Report

Quoted By: >>17699899 >>17701471 >>17704259

>be chillin' with friends at one guy's house
>get bored and start playing X
>scrawny fedora fag with greasy beards sees me playing
>says Pokemon has been shit since gen 3
>apparently he thought emerald was shit too
>fucking emerald
>tell I don't really care
>go into clothes shop in Lumiose city
>he sees fedoras and takes interest
>hear he bought a 3DS about a week ago and won't shut up about how great X/Y is

People like that only see a few designs for Pokemon they don't like and then go play CoD.

They're fucking hypocrites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:46:49 No.17699841 Report

Quoted By: >>17699965

>be in high school
>R/S came out a couple months ago
>everyone seems to be playing it, decide to do a survey of what the high school's favorite mon is
>around 350 or so kids in the high school
>~40 pikachu
>~70 Charizard
>~100 first gen starters
> ~10 from Gen 3
>~15 from Gen 2
>~10 from Gen 1
>all rest legendaries
>and by legendaries I mean Mewtwo and Mew
I wanted to kill them all.
Except for those gen 2/3 guys that chose actual mons, not just starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:48:10 No.17699884 Report

Quoted By: >>17699903

>>17698687
When I became a man, I put away childish things like social insecurity, the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

Javier [2423 3503 0322] sunkern, sawsbuck and maractus.

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Javier [2423 3503 0322] sunkern, sawsbuck and maractus. Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:48:58 No.17699899 Report

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>>17699790
>apparently he thought emerald was shit too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:49:03 No.17699903 Report

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>>17699884
#rekt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:49:17 No.17699907 Report

>At WalMart
>Sitting at the Mcdonalds playing Emerald inside while my friends pay for the groceries
>A black chick and a latina walk up to me
>Black Chick: "Are you playing Pokemon?"
>Me: "Yeah because I used to like this game when I was younger and I'm bored so.."
>Latina: We play Pokemon too!
>Black chick: Do you have Pikachu?
>Proceed to show them my box full of Volt Tackle Pikas
>Black Chick: Pikachu is so cute!
>Latina: Wanna come hang out with us and show us some more?
>Me: I'm buying groceries so I can't
>Latina does the sadface
>Black Chick proceeds to give me her number
>Latina and Black Chick give me a hug goodbye and tell me to call them later on
>Go home
>Call the girls at like 8
>Me: Hey so were you guys trying to hang out? I can bring my Pokemon White and I can show you my Reuniclus
>Some Guy: What the fuck r u tlkin bout nigger?
>mfw she gave me wrong number
>mfw I actually met two hot girls who wanted to play pogeymanz and God didn't think it was my time yet so I got screwed over

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:51:34 No.17699955 Report

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>>17699907
dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:52:11 No.17699965 Report

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>>17699841
>stop liking what I don't like
You asked them what they like and they told you. What'd you expect, anon? It should be no surprise that the most iconic mons are the most popular.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:52:12 No.17699969 Report

Quoted By: >>17700042

>>17699907
>I can show you my Reuniclus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:52:47 No.17699983 Report

Quoted By: >>17700465 >>17724729

>>17699907
>autist nerd thinks it was a mistake
It was a prank, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:52:53 No.17699987 Report

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>>Some Guy: what the fuck r u rlkin bout nigger?
AHAHAHA shit I'm sorry anon but holy shit

Back to the Roots

Back to the Roots Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:53:21 No.17699999 Report

Quoted By: >>17700021 >>17700029 >>17700039 >>17700098 >>17700170 >>17701807 >>17705107 >>17724573

>>17698651
lol why does this even upset you? his point is stronger than yours

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:53:38 No.17700005 Report

Quoted By: >>17700217

I've yet to meet someone who argues me after the first time I make any statement, that also applies to pokemon

example

>friend in class is playing on his emulator
>"Oh, let me see your team"
>"You also like pokemon? I have...
>bla bla bla
>"But the new games are shit anon, the new pokemons are so weird"
>"No they aren't
>"Really? okay then..."

other

>Another friend
>"Charizard is just the best starter ever"
>"No it isn't, it has a lot of weaknesses, it's outclassed and the design is not to throw fireworks for
>"Yeah, i guess you are right"

fucking incredible...

I thinks that's the reason why I go to 4chan, hell would freeze before someone doesn't argue me on here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:53:53 No.17700011 Report

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>>17699907
>What the fuck r u tlkin bout nigger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:54:07 No.17700021 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699999
Genwunner pls leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:54:20 No.17700029 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699999
dude that get

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:54:40 No.17700039 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699999
Genwunner get confirms gen 1 best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:54:47 No.17700042 Report

Quoted By: >>17700050

>>17699969
its lifeform is enveloped in a very special liquid
if you catch my drift

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:55:06 No.17700046 Report

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>>17699907
ye may be a degenerate

>/pol/: "that's what you get for trying to date a nigger lel"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:55:12 No.17700050 Report

Quoted By: >>17700089

>>17700042
Is it jello

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:55:54 No.17700067 Report

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>>17699907
>I can show you my Reuniclus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:56:11 No.17700071 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>What the fuck r u tlkin bout nigger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:56:54 No.17700089 Report

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>>17700050
it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:56:57 No.17700090 Report

Quoted By: >>17700333 >>17700415 >>17700556 >>17703756 >>17704638

>tfw favourite Pokemon always has been and always will be Charizard
>tfw will always be grouped with genwunner scum
>tfw played and loved every single gen and have loads of secondary favourites from those gens
>tfw listen to "Charizard is the most powerful Pogeyman ever I leveled mine to level 100" everyday.
>tfw my bro has huge social stigma
At least you're somewhat viable now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:57:15 No.17700098 Report

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>>17699999
this makes me cry a bit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:58:07 No.17700111 Report

Quoted By: >>17700238

>>17699907
>What the fuck r u tlkin bout nigger?

>mfw rednecks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2014 23:58:21 No.17700116 Report

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>what's your favorite pokemon?
>charizard
>what's your favorite pokemon?
>charizard
>what's your favorite pokemon?
>charizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:00:37 No.17700170 Report

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>>17699999
>>17699999
dem pents

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:01:07 No.17700185 Report

Quoted By: >>17700238

>>17699907
>That fucking redneck reaction

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:02:42 No.17700217 Report

Quoted By: >>17700246

>>17700005
that's no true you fucking nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:03:28 No.17700238 Report

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>>17700185
>>17700111
Samefag nigger is 3mad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:03:52 No.17700246 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700217
it might look like it is but it do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:07:45 No.17700333 Report

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>>17700090
The only people who say that genwunner scum shit is under aged retards who grew up with the 3rd gen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:08:38 No.17700348 Report

Quoted By: >>17700410 >>17700634

>>17699907
Capped for story/cringe threads of the future.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:10:19 No.17700381 Report

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>>17699907
>Some Guy: What the fuck r u tlkin bout nigger?
Redneck much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:11:41 No.17700410 Report

Quoted By: >>17700430 >>17700497 >>17700550 >>17700649 >>17700950

>>17700348
That story isn't humorous at all
Go back to reddit, you samefagging unfunny cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:11:47 No.17700415 Report

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>>17700090
I have a friend who is in the exact same boat as you, so I can understand the pain you endure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:11:48 No.17700416 Report

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>be playing pokémon HG
>friend walks by
>"lol who is this fat bird bullshit"
>"it's honchkrow"
>"hunchkrow? is that a pimp pokemon? that's lame. back in the day we had actually good looking strong pokemon like charizard. let me see your team"
>i let he see my team
>"hahaha wtf is this thing"
>"it's typhlosion, but it's not from gen 1 so you won't like it"
>"lol it looks like a ballsack"
>awkward pause

>it
>looks
>like
>a
>ballsack
What the fuck, seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:12:31 No.17700430 Report

Quoted By: >>17700485

>>17700410
>No_fun_allowed.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:14:22 No.17700465 Report

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>>17699983
This guy knows.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:14:31 No.17700469 Report

Quoted By: >>17700536 >>17700689 >>17701039 >>17705188 >>17705329 >>17706199

>>17699763
>mfw all college friends myself including myself buy 3ds + Pokemon X/Y over break
>I don't even use smogon teams just pokemon that synergize well together
>Actually use status moves instead of 4 offensive ones
>Get called cheap or cheater
>No one will battle with me anymore unless I run a team of 6 eevees
Being me is suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:15:29 No.17700485 Report

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>>17700430
Reddit's tons of fun, dude!
why would you stay in an un-fun place like this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:15:58 No.17700497 Report

Quoted By: >>17700518

>>17700410
But it was.

>That superb reaction from the guy on the phone
>I can show you my Reuniclus

You clearly have a terrible sense of humor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:17:08 No.17700518 Report

Quoted By: >>17700606

>>17700497
>le nigger is funi :D
>le sex jok xDDDD

And I'm the one with a terrible sense of humor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:17:28 No.17700525 Report

Quoted By: >>17725082

I talked to a "nice guy" on the bus the other day who said he'd teach me a thing or two about movesets.

"Okay, so abilities don't really matter. Neither do movepools. Basically, if you want a fire pokemon, for instance, you only want fire moves on it for STAB."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:17:58 No.17700535 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw a bunch of people at work have X or Y but none of them bothered playing any more after they beat the elite 4
>none of them even knew about the looker quest until I told them
>tfw nobody to theorymon and pvp with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:17:59 No.17700536 Report

Quoted By: >>17700593 >>17701059

>>17700469
Well then, I guess you'd better do some Eevee Training!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:18:39 No.17700550 Report

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>>17700410
>capped for cringe threads

It's funny because he thought they weren't just fucking with him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:18:44 No.17700552 Report

Quoted By: >>17700610 >>17700625 >>17701012

>>17699907
>I can show you my Reuniclus
>I can show you my Reuniclus
>I can show you my Reuniclus

Holy fuck dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:19:15 No.17700556 Report

Quoted By: >>17704638

>>17700090
>tfw favorite pokemon is Whimsicott
>tfw people bash me for having such a recent pokemon as my all time favorite
Everything about that pokemon is just so yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:19:46 No.17700572 Report

Quoted By: >>17702005

>>17698689
>remakes
>part of the generation of the original games
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:21:16 No.17700593 Report

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>>17700536
CARLOOOSSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:21:55 No.17700606 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700518
>Sex jok

What are you talking about? The "I can show you my Reuniclus" wasn't a sex joke and I was just going to show them it because it was my first fully EV-trained Pokemon.

And ironic shitposting is still shitposting anon, get the fuck out and go to where you truly belong
http://serebiiforums.com

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:22:02 No.17700610 Report

Quoted By: >>17700625 >>17701012

>>17700552
*Unzips Reuniclus*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:22:32 No.17700617 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
Never relax around Latinos and Blacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:22:52 No.17700625 Report

Quoted By: >>17700639 >>17700846

>>17700552
>>17700610

Can this be a thing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:23:23 No.17700634 Report

Quoted By: >>17700658 >>17700776

>>17700348
>that horrible cap
Here's the superior cap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:23:40 No.17700639 Report

Quoted By: >>17700690 >>17701471

>>17700625
I'm going to sketch a reaction image of it that's for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:24:01 No.17700646 Report

Quoted By:

I have a friend who sides with our mildly attractive friend that the new games are shit and nothing past gen 1 is real. To be fair he's a whiny socially awkward bisexual learning impaired white knight faggot so anything he does says or believes is worthless bullshit.

Makes me sad because he's my only friend who plays Pokemon. Sad enough to buy another DS and both versions so I don't have to deal with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:24:04 No.17700649 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700410
>Having a sense of humor this shitty

Nigga it's fucking hilarious because poor anon actually thought he scored some hot chickens when really the bitches gave him a number to a racist.

What makes it even funnier is that he did the nerdiest shit ever and said "I can bring my Pokemon White and I can show you my Reuniclus"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:24:40 No.17700658 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700634
>that color

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:24:54 No.17700667 Report

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i like all the furbait pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:25:58 No.17700682 Report

Quoted By: >>17700736

>>17699907
I had a story similar to this. Except it was 1 black chick on the bus who gave me her number. But I never called the number she gave me and I never saw her again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:26:23 No.17700689 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700469
I know this feel all too well, but I swept with my shiny crobat.

>LOL
>Using Crobat
>What are you going to do, Leech Life me to death? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:26:24 No.17700690 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700639
Please deliver later

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:26:30 No.17700692 Report

Quoted By: >>17700861

>>17699907
>Meet someone in the outside world who likes Pokemon
>Only Pokemon they know is Pikachu

It always hurts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:27:51 No.17700719 Report

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..........

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:28:17 No.17700728 Report

Quoted By: >>17704180 >>17704532

If you're on a 3DS, why would they assume that you were playing anything but X/Y?
Plus, how did they notice you were playing Pokemon without being able to tell it wasn't the first gen? They look incredibly different.

Sounds like a bullshit story

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:28:52 No.17700736 Report

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>>17700682
>>17699907
>mfw I've never met a black chick who has desires to be a pogeymon mastuh that wasn't some overweight abomination

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:30:40 No.17700765 Report

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>>17699907
I feel so conflicted for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:31:13 No.17700776 Report

Quoted By: >>17700789 >>17700816

>>17700634
>same thing, different color
>superior

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:31:58 No.17700789 Report

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>>17700776
It's a shiny anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:33:14 No.17700816 Report

Quoted By: >>17700888

>>17700776
Compare the font rendering. The first cap has shitty readability, while the second one has crisp text.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:33:19 No.17700818 Report

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>>17699907
She didn't give you the wrong number accidentally.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:34:57 No.17700845 Report

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>>17699907
>I can show you my Reuniclus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:34:58 No.17700846 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700625
You mean a meme? Sure bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:35:28 No.17700861 Report

Quoted By: >>17700957 >>17702099

>>17700692
>tfw my girlfriend says she loves pokemon
>only knows most gen 1 pokemon, outside of that she only knows some that shes seen from me playing
>always goes on about how adorable pikachu is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:36:36 No.17700888 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700816
Yeah, no, it's the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:37:46 No.17700918 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>What the fuck r u tlkin bout nigger

My sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:38:54 No.17700950 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700410
>That sory isn't humorous at all
Stop posting pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:39:10 No.17700957 Report

Quoted By: >>17701008 >>17715265

>>17700861
>mfw girlfriend plays my 3DS and boosts the shit out of my pokemon in amie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:39:24 No.17700962 Report

Quoted By: >>17701103 >>17701150 >>17701431

>Chilling in the campus cafeteria with friends, playing X and Y
>This bitch in the table behind me sees us and rants to her boyfriend about how the new Pokemon suck
>Friend turns around and tells her about the originality of such classics such as Grimer evolving into a bigger Grimer, Voltorb evolving into an upside-down Voltorb, Magnemite evolving into 3 Magnemite, etc
>Bitch's boyfriend is also a genwunner and takes offense to this
>My friend and the boyfriend get into a verbal argument
>So loud that everybody in the cafeteria hears them
>They start fighting
>Friend gets punched in the nose. It breaks, gets sent to the hospital
>A couple neckbeards sit next to the bitch and her boyfriend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:40:57 No.17701008 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700957
Robbie pls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:41:04 No.17701012 Report

Quoted By: >>17704697

>>17700552
>>17699907
>>17700610
>mfw everyone will be saying this when Bank is released

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:42:35 No.17701039 Report

Quoted By: >>17701240

>>17700469
>mfw only one guy I've met in college has a 3DS and Pokemon
>mfw everyone else is a normalfag on steroids
>mfw I walk for one hour around campus with my 3DS on sleep mode and only very rarely do I get StreetPass info for Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:42:58 No.17701053 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>Ey gurl
>How bout I come over to your house
>I can bring my Pokemon White
>and I can show you my Reuniclus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:43:13 No.17701059 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700536

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:45:34 No.17701103 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700962
>getting in a fistfight over pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:47:16 No.17701150 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700962
I was hoping for that to end in a POKEMON battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:49:59 No.17701234 Report

Quoted By: >>17701358 >>17701424 >>17728509

Plays Pokemon Y at school
Le retard comes up to me
Retard: "Are you playing Pokemon?"
Me: "Yeah"
Retard: "Do you know who the best Pokemon is?"
Me: "Who?"
Retard: "Charizard. His stats are amazing and his design is better than all the new Pokemons."
Me: ...good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:50:13 No.17701240 Report

Quoted By: >>17701259 >>17701286

>>17701039
What does Streetpass do for X/Y besides 'U passed some people' on the holocaster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:51:08 No.17701259 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701240
Nothing, all I wanted is to try and see if I'm not one of very few fags who has it, but sadly that confirmed it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:51:22 No.17701266 Report

Quoted By: >>17701464

>guy in my class has a Pikachu hat
>seems cool
>have to tell something about ourselves
>he says he likes playing video games
I'm tempted to ask him if he plays Pokemon but I don't want to act like a social retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:52:18 No.17701286 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701240
Oh, it does give you Pokemiles to buy shit, but nothing more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:55:06 No.17701358 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701234
>>>/reddit/

As expected of Charizard haters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:58:15 No.17701423 Report

Quoted By: >>17701558 >>17701583 >>17704180 >>17725249 >>17728677

>playing pokemon in line at cafeteria
>dude in front
>"how many badges?"
>"eh, I already beat the game. Just breeding now"
>"for IVs or shiny"
>"shiny. tough luck so far"
>"I hear ya"
>he takes his stuff and leaves
>that's it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:58:16 No.17701424 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701234
>le
>le
>le
i hope this is bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 00:58:54 No.17701431 Report

Quoted By: >>17724641

>>17700962
>Niggas punching each other over Pogeymonstuhs
>>17699907
>I can show you my Reuniclus

These story threads have gotten a lot better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:00:10 No.17701463 Report

Quoted By: >>17701485 >>17701491 >>17701510 >>17701531 >>17701605 >>17701826 >>17707540

>>17699907
The truly funny thing about this is that you can't even get Reuniclus in White

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:00:12 No.17701464 Report

Quoted By: >>17701492

>>17701266
Why would asking him that make you a social retard?
I'd say he's even worse since all he could think of to describe himself is "I like vidyagams"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:00:32 No.17701471 Report

Quoted By: >>17724782

>>17699790
>>he sees fedoras and takes interest
Th-there can't actually be people who did this, right? I mean, holy shit. Granted, the fedora has gotten a bit of a bad reputation from misuse over the past couple of years, and I've found that it's a perfectly nice hat when worn appropriately.
>>17700639
I am now imagining anon as Aladdin, riding a flying Reuniclus. I hope this doesn't become an actual meme, though, this board is cancerous enough already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:01:18 No.17701485 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701463
>what is trading?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:01:34 No.17701491 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701463
What? No. Reuniclus is in White, Gothishit is in Black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:01:34 No.17701492 Report

Quoted By: >>17701783 >>17709554

>>17701464
>You can't admit to liking videogames
It's the same as if I said I like reading, or sports, the latter of which is a common as all fuck answer. What's the big deal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:01:37 No.17701494 Report

Quoted By: >>17701561 >>17705250

>playing Pokemon on the bus
>this guy gets on and sits near me cause it's mostly full
>"hey, what is that thing"
>"it's a 3DS"
>"oh, I've never seen one of those before, can I see?"
>sit next to him and show him some stuff
>let him play Dillon's Rolling Western
>he's genuinely surprised by the 3D effect
>fistbumps me once we get to his stop

Pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:01:50 No.17701501 Report

Quoted By: >>17701524 >>17701616 >>17701832

>Wins High Schools "Interprize cluc" Pokemon competition.

>Had to go to stupid High school news program and say something about.

>"Meh, it was fun."

>Goes into next class

>Annoying spic says "Did you win Pikachu to win"

>*takes out knife*

> Cut his throat, pull his tounge out, giving him a red tie.

>Teacher says "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:02:11 No.17701510 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701463
>You can't even get Reuniclus in White
>Reuniclus is White exclusive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:02:44 No.17701524 Report

Quoted By: >>17701564

>>17701501
Wow, so funny and edgy anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:02:47 No.17701526 Report

Quoted By: >>17701630

>friends play pokemon
>i'm the only one who intos pvp
>they're all casual
>they suck at type advantages
>they suck at physical/special split moves
>they get mad when I sweep them entirely
>I say then IV breed and EV train
>"WHO CARES ABOUT STATS?"
>"DRAGON IS WEAK TO FIGHTING!"
>"STOP SWITCHING OUT, THAT'S CHEATING!"
>"NO STATUS MOVES, THAT'S CHEATING!"
>deep inhale, sigh, continue to wreck shit with competitive mons

It hurts having casualfag friends who I can't theorymon and pvp with for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:03:14 No.17701531 Report

Quoted By: >>17701588

>>17701463
>You can't even get Reuniclus in White

Shit nigga thread derailed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:04:37 No.17701558 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701423
> I hear ya
I imagined him saying that in an aggressive and pompous way and then tipping his fedora as he turned and walked away from you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:04:46 No.17701561 Report

Quoted By: >>17701603

>>17701494
In my country that guy would have stab me and would be a mile away in seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:04:54 No.17701564 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701524
Wow, so edgy comment anon. I kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:05:47 No.17701583 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701423
You've got yourself a new pokebro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:05:59 No.17701588 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701531
I think this is now the best thread I've ever seen on /vp/. I'm going to have to keep track of the archive link for ending those incessant "Best Of" threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:06:38 No.17701603 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701561
with my 3ds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:06:49 No.17701605 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701463
>You can't even get Reuniclus in White

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:07:19 No.17701616 Report

Quoted By: >>17701770

>>17701501
>IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

cut that shit out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:08:06 No.17701630 Report

Quoted By: >>17702051 >>17720375

>>17701526
Are you fucking autistic?

Just use your in-game party or something that wasn't IV bred or EV trained, and don't be a dick and sweep them entirely.

I don't actually believe you have friends you autistic fuck. My fucking god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:11:04 No.17701698 Report

Quoted By:

>>17698830
I feel like him simply knowing what False Swipe is shows that he isn't a fake fan, just a stupid one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:13:56 No.17701770 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701616

Anonymous
01/28/14(Tue)20:01 No.17701501
>Wins High Schools "Interprize club" Pokemon competition.

>Had to go to stupid High school news program and say something about.

>"Meh, it was fun."

>Goes into next class

>Annoying spic says "Did you use Pikachu to win"

>*takes out knife*

> Cut his throat, pull his tounge out, giving him a red tie.

>Teacher says "TAKEN DOWN ON THE WORD "GO"!"

Guessing anon is exaggerating on the based on the story of the person getting a broken nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:14:35 No.17701783 Report

Quoted By: >>17701802

>>17701492
Sport is physical activity, whereas reading is at least somewhat educational.

Video games are for NEET manchildren

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:15:31 No.17701802 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701783
Man, this attempt at bait is terrible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:15:40 No.17701807 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699999
Pents /thread
also check my dubs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:16:54 No.17701826 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701463
>you can't even get Reuniclus in White

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:17:15 No.17701832 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701501
>red tie
It's a Colombian necktie, you twat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:18:55 No.17701866 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>Waiting until 8 to try and get some latin/black booty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:25:28 No.17702005 Report

Quoted By: >>17702348

>>17698797
>>17700572
Not that Anon, but if OP actually came across someone that stupid, you wouldn't think he'd know anything about FR/LG. There's new Pokemon in that too, so by that guys logic, FR/LG would be just as bad. Get off your pedestals, OP needs to take their self-confidence raising fanfiction back to tumblr.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:27:37 No.17702051 Report

Quoted By: >>17702113

>>17701630
>he's an autistic fuck because he is dominating his friends who suck at the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:29:48 No.17702089 Report

Quoted By: >>17702214 >>17702432 >>17702459

>at uni
>playin White 2
>guy sits next to me
>you playin pokemon?
>yeah, White 2
>he starts laughing
>White 2? you bought that obvious cash grab?
>try to explain that there's a whole new story and cast of characters
>he just gets up and walks away, still laughing
>I yell after him
>At-at least let me show you my Reuniclus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:30:14 No.17702099 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700861
>tfw girlfriends favourite gen is 4
feels good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:30:50 No.17702113 Report

Quoted By: >>17702654

>>17702051

>playing competitively
>not autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:35:55 No.17702214 Report

Quoted By: >>17702432 >>17702459

>>17702089
>At-at least let me show you my Reuniclus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:43:15 No.17702348 Report

Quoted By:

>>17702005
If I recall correctly, you did not get to see any Johto/Hoenn Pokémon unless you obtained the national dex which was optional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:46:54 No.17702432 Report

Quoted By: >>17702459 >>17702626

>>17702214
>>17702089
That's some pathetic samefagging kid to laugh at your own forced shit
Go kill yourself kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:48:22 No.17702459 Report

Quoted By: >>17702565 >>17702626

>>17702089
>>17702214
>>17702432
That's some pathetic samefagging kid to laugh at your own forced shit and pretend to call yourself out on it to look cool
Go kill yourself kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:50:48 No.17702502 Report

Quoted By:

>>17698830
Errm, technically he IS right, if you happen to have Odor sleuth...

also
>brony

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:54:23 No.17702565 Report

Quoted By: >>17702618 >>17702626

>>17702459
That's some pathetic samefagging kid to laugh at your own forced shit and pretend to call yourself out on it pretending to call yourself out on it to look cool
Go kill yourself kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:57:57 No.17702618 Report

Quoted By: >>17702626

>>17702565
That's some pathetic samefagging kid to laugh at your own forced shit and pretend to call yourself out on it pretending to call yourself out on it to look cool then attempting to look funny by adding more words and not quoting the other posts like you did before so it looks like someone new is posting
Go kill yourself kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 01:58:24 No.17702626 Report

Quoted By:

>>17702432
>>17702459
>>17702565
>>17702618
Dude stop samefagging and I'll show you my Reuniclus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 02:00:16 No.17702654 Report

Quoted By:

>>17702113
You do realize what board you're on right?
Did you mean to go to /v/ and clicked here by accident?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 02:05:56 No.17702765 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>I can bring my Pokemon White and I can show you my Reuniclus

Going to the toilet is going to be odd now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 02:40:12 No.17703433 Report

Quoted By: >>17703957

>be in class
>TA giving advice lecture on possible thesis stuff
>some hipster looking guy playing XY
>IV breeding
>playing on a 2DS

I Shiggy Diggy'd

I really wish XY had streetpass features so that I could more easily identify casuals on the rare occasion I even get them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 02:54:36 No.17703756 Report

Quoted By: >>17704638 >>17727727

>>17700090
>one of my favorites is Blaziken
>was a bro in gen 3 and have loved him ever since
>now everyone uses their giveaway MegaBlaziken to show how new they are
>tfw don't want to use a favorite because of how it makes you look

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 02:57:11 No.17703814 Report

Quoted By:

>>17698651
>all masterballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:02:39 No.17703957 Report

Quoted By:

>>17703433

did you show him your Reuniclus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:12:45 No.17704180 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700728
>If you're on a 3DS, why would they assume that you were playing anything but X/Y
Because they can play DS games too?

>>17701423
Sounds like any given shiny thread on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:17:50 No.17704259 Report

Quoted By: >>17704297

>>17699790
But Emerald was shit. Gen III as a whole was enough to turn me off Pokemon for a few years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:19:32 No.17704297 Report

Quoted By: >>17704380

>>17704259

you are objectively wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:23:25 No.17704380 Report

Quoted By: >>17704455 >>17704464 >>17725346 >>17726913

>>17704297
How so? It had terrible music, terrible graphics, awfully designed Pokemon that deviated from the first two gens, sub-par route design, over abundance of water routes and lazy battle frontier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:25:19 No.17704424 Report

Quoted By:

>genuinely like Pikachu for reasons, even tho not my all time favorite
>like to wear my Pikachu hat and shirt and own a pikachu 3ds
>tfw people think I'm a genwunner or noob even tho I've loved every single pokemon game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:26:54 No.17704455 Report

Quoted By: >>17704477

>>17704380

you are correct on the water routes, but the rest is all wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:27:15 No.17704464 Report

Quoted By: >>17704486

>>17704380
Not the guy you're arguing with, but explain to me how your opinion is a fact.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:28:27 No.17704477 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704455
>but the rest is all wrong.
You like thos pixelated graphics and awful designs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:29:30 No.17704486 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704464
Where do you think you are, kid?

Luke - 3136 6558 8581 - Poison

Luke - 3136 6558 8581 - Poison Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:31:50 No.17704532 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700728
>Sounds like a bullshit story
welcome to 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:36:29 No.17704638 Report

Quoted By: >>17704682 >>17730921

>>17700090
>>17700556
>>17703756

I can relate to all of you. My favorites are Char, Mawile and Lilligant so I have to hear all of the "genwunner, hoennbaby, waifufag" speech even tho I like every gen (some more, others less but still). And I'm not into waifu shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:38:54 No.17704682 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704638
>Love Mawile since gen 3
>Gets mega evolvution, awww yes
>Get called smogon fag for using it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:39:24 No.17704697 Report

Quoted By: >>17704753

>>17701012
but you can get reuniclus in the main game anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:42:02 No.17704753 Report

Quoted By: >>17705198

>>17704697
Show me your Reuniclus.

Vence 1650-2124-4893 ( Trapinch/Nincada/Gastrodon)

Vence 1650-2124-4893 ( Trapinch/Nincada/Gastrodon) Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:43:46 No.17704784 Report

Quoted By: >>17704885 >>17704942 >>17704987 >>17704989 >>17706004 >>17717376 >>17724103 >>17728608

>Be at Halloween Party
>Everyone is 20+ years old (myself included)
>Most people drinking (myself included)
>Dressed as Red, including all Kanto badges pinned to my chest, Pokéballs, etc.
>Everyone saying "OMG Your're Ash!"
>Get sick of correcting people and telling them the difference so i eventually reply "Yeah"
>Start getting decently drunk
>Everyone starts talking about Pokémon due to my costume
>Listen to them getting shit wrong
>Start getting PokéAutist mad
>"Yeah, they need to stop making fucking eevees, they've already made like every fucking type, it's just a gimmick now!"
>Almost straight up yell "No, faggot. There are 18 Pokémon types including the new fairy type, and there are only 8 types of eevees. 9 if you include the original eevee. Not including the original, they haven't even covered half the types. Get your facts right."
>Everyone goes silent
>Get embarrassed and walk out of the room
>Nobody talks to me the rest of the night
>well fuck.

Rosa !OyBSNIII7E

Rosa !OyBSNIII7E Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:49:02 No.17704885 Report

Quoted By: >>17704928

>>17704784
you sound annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:51:43 No.17704928 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704885
So do you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:52:14 No.17704942 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704784
Shut the fuck up Ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:54:22 No.17704977 Report

Quoted By:

>>17698687
as an adult he has the right to do whatever the fuck he wants and not give a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:54:59 No.17704987 Report

Quoted By: >>17705258

>>17704784
>Dresses as obscure thing
>Gets upset when people don't get it
I don't really like to use the word autism but __________________ you're fucking autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:55:02 No.17704989 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704784
You earned that, faggot. Don't pretend you didn't because you did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 03:58:33 No.17705056 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>thinking "playing pokemon" doesnt mean sex.

how old were you again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:00:55 No.17705107 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699999
your shitty ass comment almost made me overlook the quints.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:04:39 No.17705188 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700469
>filthy casual not using rusebird

leave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:05:10 No.17705198 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704753

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:07:27 No.17705250 Report

Quoted By: >>17705544 >>17705584 >>17705746 >>17724665

>>17701494
oh yeah that reminds me
how is dillon's rolling western? I was thinking of getting it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:07:50 No.17705258 Report

Quoted By: >>17705418

>>17704987
>red
>obscure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:10:01 No.17705329 Report

Quoted By: >>17705515

>>17700469
>me and my college friends play pokemon
>convince bro to buy physical copy of Black 2 while I get White 2
>teach him
>he can now give me a great challenge
>teach a childhood friend who also went to this college to play
>now have two people that can stand up to me in a battle
Your friends are dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:13:25 No.17705418 Report

Quoted By:

>>17705258
>thinks most people don't think Ash is the player character

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:17:23 No.17705515 Report

Quoted By:

>>17705329
>mfw my girlfriend got me into competitive

I literally have no idea what it is like not to have someone to theorymon and battle with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:18:37 No.17705544 Report

Quoted By:

>>17705250
AWFUL. AVOID.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:20:09 No.17705584 Report

Quoted By:

>>17705250
It's surprisingly good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:27:33 No.17705746 Report

Quoted By:

>>17705250
Combat is repetitive and tower defense stuff is limited.

Worth Club Nintendo Coins, not worth money. There's better stuff out there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:37:43 No.17705960 Report

Quoted By: >>17706120

Oh OP,the stories I could tell
>Having lunch at some café while playing pokemon X/Y
>Greasy super autist sees me
>"Hey dude do you have a Charizard?"
>Of course I do,WT won't stop spitting charmanders at me
>"Dude he's like the best pokemon"
>No he isn't,he has mediocre stats and a horrid typing
>He starts going on about how he loves Charizard;he actually calls the shiny 'Dark Charizard'
>Turns out he's never even played a main series pokemon game
>He's only played colosseum 2 on the N64
>He thinks Fire blast alone can OHKO any pokemon
>He didn't even hear about how the orange bastard got two megas
>Leave swiftly without making eye contact
>Why
All in all,he was just a stupid autist,but his ideas and logic are the seemingly small seed that would grow into the horrifyingly large oak tree named "genwun pandering"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:39:34 No.17706004 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704784
Hopefully they never invited you to more parties either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:44:32 No.17706120 Report

Quoted By: >>17706291

>>17705960
>colosseum 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:44:43 No.17706124 Report

Quoted By: >>17706197

My girlfriend says only children play Pokemon. I say it's just a hobby like any other. She says that it's not the same but won't back up her argument.

I'm 25 years old and I've played every Pokemon game on release. I see no reason to stop now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:47:30 No.17706197 Report

Quoted By: >>17706607

>>17706124
Ask her to define a hobby then go from there until she shuts up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:47:37 No.17706199 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700469

I don't even fucking battle. I just clone full ev trained teams to the most incompetent battlers I know and just laugh at all the frustrations they cause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 04:51:32 No.17706291 Report

Quoted By: >>17706607

>>17706120
Fuck,I don't even care about any of the pokemon games on the normal consoles.I meant to say stadium or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 05:05:48 No.17706607 Report

Quoted By:

>>17706291
>not playing Colosseum

>>17706197
Don't. Normalfags are incapable of understanding different ways of thought. I once spent an hour trying to explain how a person can come to feel an emotional attachment to a character in a story after I offhandedly mentioned the romance subplots in Mass Effect. He remained completely baffled by the idea the entire time and just thought of me as even weirder than before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 05:58:20 No.17707540 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701463
But reuniclus is exclusive to white. Gothitelle is exclusive to black.

>inb4 falling for the b8

I don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 08:28:11 No.17709554 Report

Quoted By: >>17724081

>>17701492
It's 2014. 90% of all people in the first world like playing video games.

He might as well have said he likes breathing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 18:55:53 No.17714633 Report

Quoted By: >>17731327

> Friend goes to halloween party as Leafeon
> A wild friend of friend appeared!
> Him: "Oh, you're one of the new pokemon! I lost track after the original 100."
> Me: "Yeah, fuck Electrode."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 19:16:17 No.17714925 Report

Quoted By: >>17720241

>>17699907
Not too related to the thread topic, but pretty cringey

>be waiting to see a movie with friend
>he shows me he brought his pokemon cards
>"oh shit, let me go get mine, quick"
>run to get them
>trip and fall as I get back to my friend
>deck of pokemon cards go flying into the air
>pokemon cards all over the floor
>everyone stops and looks at me to laugh
>group of older guys losing their shit
>"Pokemon? Man, you just lost all yo' pussy points"
>friend acts like he doesn't know me, walking away

>tfw still no pussy points to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 19:35:05 No.17715265 Report

Quoted By: >>17724121

>>17700957
>tfw i actually want to find something who likes Amie because i can't into it and Sylveon is amie only

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 21:40:14 No.17717376 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704784
I think you out-austismed him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 00:13:35 No.17720241 Report

Quoted By:

>>17714925
>"Yeah, I bet you know a lot about being a pussy"
>he beats the shit out of you
>he gets kicked out of theater
>you get sympathy from the females

Ya dun goofed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 00:20:04 No.17720375 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701630
I can smell the sore loser from here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 00:41:07 No.17720793 Report

Quoted By: >>17720940

>Be me in class
>Playing Pokemon
>The 'popular girls' see me and walk over.
>Here we fucking go
>"Are you like.. playing Pokemon?"
>"Yeah."
>"My favorite Pokemon is like.. that yellow mouse thing."
>Don't want to go full autist and start something
>Just reply with "Ah, cool."
>Her friend says "Oh, that thing's a Pikachu I remember I used to watch that show all the time"
>They spend the rest of the class talking about how they 'love' Pokemon and getting everything wrong.
>Want to correct them on everything
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 00:47:54 No.17720940 Report

Quoted By: >>17724258 >>17724747

>>17720793

They were trying to flirt with you, YOU FUCKWIT. God damnit, HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS WAS IT?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 00:55:02 No.17721061 Report

Quoted By: >>17723844 >>17723958

>>17699907
>I can show you my Reuniclus

Still laughing at this from last night

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:19:21 No.17723844 Report

Quoted By: >>17723958

>>17721061
>mfw I was thinking that I'm the only one who came to check if the thread was still alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:25:02 No.17723958 Report

Quoted By: >>17724015

>>17721061
>>17723844
Anyone wanna let me know what you're talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:28:10 No.17724015 Report

Quoted By:

>>17723958
This happened: >>17699907

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:31:46 No.17724081 Report

Quoted By: >>17724348 >>17728273

>>17709554
>It's 2014. 90% of all people in the first world like playing video games.

Angry Birds anyways. If you own a console other than a Wii you're a turbovirgin, and playing on PC might as well make you a zoo exhibit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:33:12 No.17724103 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704784

i would have thought you were cute haha <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:33:48 No.17724121 Report

Quoted By:

>>17715265
I was worried about this as well but you only need one heart anon. Just stuff it full of Pokepuffs until it won't eat anymore then rub it until it stop spitting out hearts. You can get it to the first level of affection in like a minute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:39:24 No.17724258 Report

Quoted By: >>17724747 >>17725348

>>17720940
He made the right choice, he doesn't want to end up with some filthy casual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:40:28 No.17724284 Report

Quoted By: >>17724427 >>17724507 >>17724609 >>17731609

>Play x/y with boyfriend
>He thinks it's great
>Breeds himself a shiny Tyrantrum, I breed him a shiny Honedge.
>Loves them.
>He is dedicated to the game! We can finally PKMN together!
>He realizes Tyrutrum could have had Rock Head, decides to breed another one.
>Me: "It's an unreleased hidden ability."
>Him: "Well, they programmed a hidden ability on it, so they're gonna release it."
>Me: "Actually, there are a bunch of Pokemon with unreleased hidden abilities. Most Pokemon, really."
>Him: "That's stupid! And Pokemon Bank still isn't out! Fuck this game!"
>Hasn't played since.
>tfw I was this close.

At least we got to play together for a little while...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:43:36 No.17724348 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724081
>other than a Wii
That's not the Xbox 360, the most casual console in existence. In fact, if you own a Wii chances are that you also have kids and are quite the opposite of a virgin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:47:02 No.17724427 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724284
Prease understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:50:35 No.17724507 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724284
>mfw an easymode relationship-haver complained about anything near me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:53:27 No.17724573 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699999
This fucking guy only comments for the get.
Fuck you, I've been watching you for a while now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:55:54 No.17724609 Report

Quoted By: >>17728349

>>17724284
>you two don't share Pokemon as a hobby
>less to talk about together
>he starts hanging out with other people
>breaks up with you because there's no connection anymore
>Pokemon Bank literally destroyed your relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:57:11 No.17724641 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701431
How fucking new are you?
>niggas not niggers
>2014

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 03:58:20 No.17724665 Report

Quoted By:

>>17705250
It's shit. I got it from Club Nintendo. I haven't bothered playing past the second level, it's boring as shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:01:10 No.17724720 Report

Quoted By: >>17724814

>>17698651
>hey bro i heard you play pokemon too
>yeah man
>what versions have you played
>just blazeblack
>"see"
>pulls out ipod with emulator

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:01:33 No.17724729 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699983
>tfw this is life for us

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:02:05 No.17724747 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724258
This

>>17720940
It's like you want to date women with no taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:03:41 No.17724782 Report

Quoted By: >>17724928

>>17701471
The only appropriate time to wear a fedora is with a suit and you can't wear a suit in XY as far as I've seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:05:39 No.17724814 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724720
Well, at least it was BLAZEBlack
Finding normalfags playing the new games, let alone hacks such as Drayano god-tier hacks is a start

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:05:42 No.17724816 Report

Quoted By: >>17724852

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:07:19 No.17724852 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724816
>those games
>app
Holy fucking shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:11:07 No.17724928 Report

Quoted By: >>17725095

>>17724782
>girls can wear suits
>boys can't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:18:21 No.17725082 Report

Quoted By:

>>17700525
did he have a fedora?

I guarantee if someone told him that IVs exist it would blow his god damn mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:18:49 No.17725095 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724928
The worst part about this is that boys even have the option to put on a dress they just can never get anything in the dresses tab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:26:38 No.17725249 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701423
find him and staple yourself to him, you have a new friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:31:32 No.17725346 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704380
>terrible graphics
I'm just making sure the entire thread is reminded of how fucking stupid a statement this is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 04:31:33 No.17725348 Report

Quoted By: >>17726370

>>17724258
Yeah! Who needs sex and love and women when you can just spend every night with us instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 05:24:41 No.17726370 Report

Quoted By:

>>17725348
/vp/ - Pokémon
MY FAMILY <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 05:56:42 No.17726913 Report

Quoted By: >>17727658

>>17704380
But it had the highest number of outstanding tracks, son. I can name more than a dozen great tune from it off the top of my head, whereas for Gen 5 I can only really think of two or three.
And the Pokemon design? Need I ask you to look at gen 5?
And you must be high if you think that the routes were anything less than fantastic. Tons to explore, made it feel like the game wasn't linear as all fuck.

Captcha: illGall May

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 06:49:06 No.17727658 Report

Quoted By: >>17727680

>>17726913
>I can name more than a dozen great tune from it off the top of my head, whereas for Gen 5 I can only really think of two or three

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 06:50:56 No.17727680 Report

Quoted By: >>17727717

>>17727658
Gen 5's music had literally only one standout and you know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 06:54:19 No.17727717 Report

Quoted By:

>>17727680
B2W2 alone had more memorable music than most gens

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 06:54:55 No.17727727 Report

Quoted By: >>17735116

>>17703756
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't seen a single Blaziken on battle spot or random passerby battles since the ban to ubers. Not sure if they're over it, are just following OU tiering, or don't want to look TOO OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 07:43:56 No.17728273 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724081
Either you're not fully analyzing your situation or you live in a really shitty area.

Here in the Bay Area you're weird if you DON'T like video games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 07:50:51 No.17728349 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724609
>they break up
>pokebank relases next day
>thanks for understanding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 08:04:03 No.17728509 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701234
k-k-kill yourself, n-nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 08:11:20 No.17728608 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704784
It must be fun to hang with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 08:19:50 No.17728677 Report

Quoted By:

>>17701423

>At phone shop buying credit
>Cashier compliments my Zelda shirt
>We strike up a conversation about 3DS and its library
>Cashier- Yeah, I haven't had time to play the new Zelda since Pokemon came out.
>Me- Tell me about it. Masudaing for good IVs for a friend at the moment. It's taking a while.
>Cashier- Really? I'm doing the fishing challenge. Only have Horsea, Poliwag and Poliwhirl so far, but it's early days yet.
>Finish transaction, wish him a good day and happy shiny hunting.

Why the hell does the guy selling me phone credit have more knowledge about Pokemon than the people at the game store who sold me the damn thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 09:00:50 No.17729071 Report

Quoted By:

>that sad feel when you cant see your college pokemon bros anymore because graduated
>remember that the only autistic person in pokemon club was horrible at the game
lol stereotypes not being true
>stuck in hometown searching for work
>only friend i know who loves to game is workaholic female
>she wants to play but doesn't have time
>talk to my old pokebros from college online
>none of them have time anymore
>not even the ones who i pvp'd and theorymon'd with
at least they'll still theorymon with me online
>all the facebook pokemon groups is nothing but rabid shiny trading and people with horrible grammars or rage-mode hatred for either VGCers or Smogfags

I feel like I'm the only one left in my world who just enjoys playing the game, playing it well, but not going overboard. I feel like my ship got stuck on the rocks at the edge of the earth somehow..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 09:05:46 No.17729123 Report

Quoted By:

Life is good for me because literally every single person I hang out with picked up X and Y, including my best friend who hadn't played since gen 4, and his sister who hadn't played since gen 2. His wife, who's never played pokemon got the game too. Literally everyone I willingly associate with plays pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 09:16:29 No.17729248 Report

Quoted By: >>17731330

>Try OKCupid
>Find girl who lists some of my favorite games on her profile
>Get talking with her, have lengthy conversations about video games
>She brings up pokemon snap as one of her favorite games
>Mention I was playing HGSS
>"Oh, I hate the new ones, they're all the same"
>Accept this and change the topic
>She completely stops replying
Fucking hell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 12:35:12 No.17730921 Report

Quoted By:

>>17704638
>letting literal underage children mock you for being around when gen 1 came out
>tfw you will never be this beta

gen 1 is number 1 deal with it kids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 13:38:30 No.17731300 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>I can show you my Reuniclus

This nigga right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 13:42:16 No.17731327 Report

Quoted By:

>>17714633
8/10 anon I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 13:42:39 No.17731330 Report

Quoted By:

>>17729248
>Try OKCupid
I found your problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 14:26:45 No.17731609 Report

Quoted By:

>>17724284
>Girlfriend gets a 3DS and Pokemon for birthday
>Doesn't show much interest
>Sees me playing my copy a few weeks later
>Starts to get interested
>Picks up her copy and beats the game
>Start telling her about EV training and IV breeding
>There's a tournament at her uni coming up
>She decides to participate
>Starts breeding/training
>Looses first bracket
>"Ugh, this game is so fucking stupid"
>Hasn't picked it up since

Rhys [4313-0800-9606] (spritzee, dedenne, floette)

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Rhys [4313-0800-9606] (spritzee, dedenne, floette) Thu 30 Jan 2014 19:19:09 No.17735006 Report

Quoted By:

>>17698830
my nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 19:27:10 No.17735116 Report

Quoted By:

>>17727727
More likely it's not worth a mega slot now that everyone's running Talonflame to counter it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 19:34:13 No.17735221 Report

Quoted By: >>17735245

This happened last year.

>Get on Bus
>Play Pokemon Black2
>Guy comes on, sits behind me
>"oh my god is that the new Pokemon?"
>wtf he is not socially inept
>talk about new Pokemon games, have good time
>realize I got on the wrong bus and its taking me in the opposite direction
>decide between staying on bus and talking to cool dude about Pokemon and getting off the bus so I can get home

I got off the bus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 19:35:54 No.17735245 Report

Quoted By:

>>17735221
Did you at least say goodbye or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 19:52:00 No.17735455 Report

Quoted By: >>17735508

>playing White 2 a year ago
>training up old team while waiting for teacher to unlock the shop door
>neckbeard starts coming down the hall
>he's playing with a small paper ball like it was a volleyball
>making loud, audible, unintelligible noises
>trying so very hard not to make eye contact
>he sees my DS
>"IS THAT POKEYMON?!"
>fuck
>"WHAT ARE YOUR POKEYMON?!"
>"I'm working on a Blaziken, Scizor, Hypno-"
>"DO YOU HAVE CHARIZARD?!"
>"No."
>"I LOVE CHARIZARD!! HE'S SO STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL, I ALWAYS WANTED A CHARIZARD!!"
>"But Charizard sucks, Blaziken's better competitively anyways."
>he takes a swing at me before I even get to finish saying Blaziken
>I dodge it barely
>brick fucking wall dents
>"DON'T BE MEAN TO CHARIZARD!! HE'S THE COOLEST!! YOU'RE A PHONEYMON!"
>runs off with red face
>throwing paper ball around and yelling
>teacher finally comes back from the can
>unlocks the door
>I'm so shook up by the wall I can barely work
>end up grabbing the soldering iron by the iron
>had to take a break from vidya for a week while I waited for the burns on my right fingers to heal
>couldn't even cut my goddamn steak right at dinner
>still shudder to this day whenever I see the cracks in the wall

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 19:56:43 No.17735508 Report

Quoted By:

>>17735455

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 20:05:45 No.17735622 Report

Quoted By:

>>17699907
>black and latina
>hot
Fake as fuck

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