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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:47:40 No.17710277 View View Reply Original Report

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I saw a girl playing X&Y today, /vp/. She was in my college library, doing an Elite 4 run. Knowing I would never get another chance, I approached and said: "If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you every time."

She walked away. What did I do wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:48:22 No.17710282 Report

Quoted By: >>17710382 >>17711756

She probably thought of you as a creep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:48:32 No.17710285 Report

Quoted By: >>17710295

>>17710277

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:49:48 No.17710295 Report

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>>17710285
Yes, that is a picture of a very large anchor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:51:32 No.17710305 Report

Quoted By: >>17710314

You were obviously an unworthy trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:53:01 No.17710311 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

You were a creep. Nobody wants to hear that shit from a stranger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:53:25 No.17710314 Report

Quoted By: >>17711172

>>17710305
Impossibru! I had my Pikachu shirt on!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:53:36 No.17710315 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

You didn't polish your fedora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:54:03 No.17710318 Report

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Well, you showed her who you are,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:54:20 No.17710322 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

YOU FOOL

You have to scribe your name on a potato and role it towards the female you desire and only when she makes eye contact with you after reading your name on the potato you may wink to conclude the mate selection ritual

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:54:31 No.17710325 Report

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>>17710277
>Walked away
>Not ran away.
She was very heroic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:54:33 No.17710326 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

You weren't euphoric enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:55:15 No.17710332 Report

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>>17710277

A true Pokémon master has a full team of six and knows their individual strengths and weaknesses to allow them to pick the best 'mon for any situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:55:35 No.17710336 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

I bet you didn't even tip your fedora

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:58:28 No.17710358 Report

Quoted By: >>17710382 >>17710395 >>17711756

honestly? you did nothing wrong. you had the courage to go up to her and say something clever/kinda funny, so yeah, don't be that hard on yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 09:59:13 No.17710367 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

>>17710277
it's creepy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:00:15 No.17710382 Report

Quoted By: >>17710393 >>17710395 >>17711756

>>17710282
I'm >>17710358 and have to agree. She's probably creepier than him since she follows society's degradation like good sheeple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:01:18 No.17710393 Report

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>>17710382
Oops, got the links backwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:01:31 No.17710395 Report

Quoted By: >>17710426 >>17711756

>>17710358
>>17710382
Confidence is good when the first words out of your mouth are some fedora-tipping insanity. OP, say "hi" and introduce yourself like a normal fucking human being next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:03:14 No.17710412 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756 >>17712250

In all honesty though OP you're a fucking asspie with literally no people skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:03:48 No.17710415 Report

Quoted By: >>17710432 >>17711756

You just walked up to her and hit on her and your line was pokemon related, in a library no less. You know people go over there to be left alone right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:05:16 No.17710426 Report

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>>17710395
you shouldn't water yourself down for anyone else. I think his words were good enough to initiate the conversation, she may not have been into it that's all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:05:43 No.17710432 Report

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>>17710415
No, they go to libraries to study. The bitch was playing Pokemon. I'm surprised she wasn't thrown out. OP did that college a service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:06:08 No.17710435 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

OP that's no way to start a conversation. I would've walked away too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:07:21 No.17710444 Report

Quoted By: >>17710482 >>17711756

>>17710426
How the fuck is a polite salutation "watering yourself down" for someone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:11:58 No.17710482 Report

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>>17710444
gotta use common sense too, not going to you boss and tell him "what the fuck up, bitch?" (unless you treat him that way ofc)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 10:24:08 No.17710553 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

>not whipping out your 3ds and challenging her on the spot

thats what you did wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 11:07:35 No.17710815 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

You use attract, and it failed.
She might be genderless or her ability is oblivious.
Just use a Masterdick on her, works everytime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 11:30:22 No.17710920 Report

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>>17710277
You didn't have enough badges.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 11:37:51 No.17710969 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

>>17710277
You were too quick. You should have just talked to her normally, asking about how long she's been playing Pokemon and what her favourites are and so on.
Don't try to hit on a girl if she isn't in a bar and alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 11:45:45 No.17710997 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

>>17710277
Using a cheesy one-liner instead of challenging her to a battle assuming she'd want to date you more than being a pokemon master in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:01:31 No.17711062 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

Fun fact: the pick-up lines you see online are jokes, and are not meant to be taken seriously.

The '70s are over, lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:07:18 No.17711079 Report

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Because you were being creepy, dude. You should have struck up a conversation about Pokemon. Talk about favorites, ask her for a trade/battle, talk about what you're currently doing in the game, it's not that hard.

You fucked up and you won't get another chance with that girl. Better luck next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:13:42 No.17711108 Report

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>>17710277
>get reuniclus
>teach that nigga waterfall
>Show her
>????

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:17:52 No.17711124 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

>>17710277

Do people actually believe this is genuine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:24:57 No.17711172 Report

Quoted By: >>17711260 >>17711270 >>17711678

>>17710277
I still can't believe some people actually fell for this. It completely baffles me. (though a few of you were ironically shitposting as well)

This >>17710314 should have made it pretty obvious OP wasn't serious.

Back to reddit with the lot of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:33:57 No.17711220 Report

Quoted By: >>17711247 >>17711260 >>17711756

Jesus christ, OP and people encouraging him...

Pick up lines just do not work, ever. No matter what. Save that shit for when you actually know her already, have her number etc. than you can start being -flirty- and all that jazz, but the first contact should always be along the lines
"oh, so you're into pokemon too, eh? Which one's your favorite."

>Girl plays pokemon
>Approach her
>Cool you like pokemon, I like it too...
>Talk about pokemon / common interests for a while
>wanna battle / trade / pokemon related shit sometime?
>(if she wants to battle you right now, you forgot your DS home - so you can get her contact... duh)
>Yea
>K, what's your number / facebook / etc.
Then you start flirting etc and see if she bites...

There you go OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:36:18 No.17711234 Report

Quoted By: >>17711247 >>17711260 >>17711273 >>17711756

Here's what i like to think i wouldve done

>See girl at library playing 3DS
>Walk up to some distance behind her and pretend im looking for a book or whatever while trying to gage whats shes playing
>Ohshit, its pokemon
>Pop the top half of my head over the back of her seat "Äre playing Pokemon?"
>Bat my eyelashes to seem non-threatoning since this will likelly startle here, ideally this would leave her somewhat flustered but not afraid
>She: "Well, Y-yeah"
>Bust out 3DS "Wanna Battle?"
>Hit it off from there

Rate my attempt to hit on girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:38:42 No.17711247 Report

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>>17711234
I'm >>17711220 I give you fucking 8/10, you know what you're talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:40:55 No.17711260 Report

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>>17711234
>>17711220

See >>17711172

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:43:24 No.17711270 Report

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>>17711172
>what is a thought experiment
So what if it isn't real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:44:44 No.17711273 Report

Quoted By: >>17711291 >>17711756

>>17711234
>Walk up to some distance behind her and pretend im looking for a book or whatever while trying to gage whats shes playing

This seems clever to you but it's obvious to her and anyone else in the room what you're trying to pull.

Also >challenging somebody to a battle right in the middle of their elite four run.

How about you fuck right off. If she accepts she'll lose because pre-e4 is terrible for competitive teams. If she refuses you'll probably sperg out and keep bugging her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:48:25 No.17711291 Report

Quoted By: >>17711301 >>17711756

>>17711273
>This seems clever to you but it's obvious to her and anyone else in the room what you're trying to pull.
What is peripheral vision?

>Also >challenging somebody to a battle right in the middle of their elite four run.
I guess theres no fucking way shes just running it to grind or i could just be cool and use MY pre-e4 team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:49:45 No.17711301 Report

Quoted By: >>17711310

>>17711291
Nobody runs the E4 to grind in XY nerd. Restaurants are a million times faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:51:49 No.17711310 Report

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>>17711301
>Not Battle Chateau +1 level per Audino and infinite money
If she hasnt beaten the game by now, she might not know that.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:58:14 No.17711346 Report

Quoted By: >>17711356 >>17711698 >>17711756

You're doing it wrong
>get close in a non-threatening way
>you're into pogeymans?
>what's your favorite, mine is pikachu
>lets battle
>use your cheap deoxys-d hyper offense with mega gengar and bellyjet azumarill
>sweep her
>git gud gurl

If she can't beat you she's not worth your attention, after all the important part is that YOU'RE THE PRIZE HERE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 12:59:24 No.17711356 Report

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>>17711346
15/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:08:47 No.17711678 Report

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>>17711172
>back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:12:17 No.17711698 Report

Quoted By: >>17711745 >>17711756

>>17711346
This, you people seriously need to stop putting pussy on a pedestal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:19:01 No.17711718 Report

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The only thing funnier than the OP seeking good advice from /vp/ is how some people think they can actually give it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:24:31 No.17711745 Report

Quoted By: >>17711756

>>17711698
I like to laugh at guys that worship g4m3rgurls like some kind of magical pussy. Worshipping actually makes you a lot less desirable in their eyes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:28:04 No.17711756 Report

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>>17710282
>>17710311
>>17710315
>>17710322
>>17710326
>>17710336
>>17710358
>>17710367
>>17710382
>>17710395
>>17710412
>>17710415
>>17710426
>>17710432
>>17710435
>>17710444
>>17710482
>>17710553
>>17710815
>>17710920
>>17710969
>>17710997
>>17711062
>>17711124
>>17711220
>>17711234
>>17711273
>>17711291
>>17711346
>>17711698
>>17711745
>all these people taking the bait

wow vp really has gone to shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:30:44 No.17711775 Report

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If she found you attractive it would have worked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:34:10 No.17711815 Report

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She walked away because you probably look like pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:36:25 No.17711829 Report

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>>17711756
>I fell for it too and just now realized it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 14:42:34 No.17711869 Report

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>>17711756
>all those people shitposting
wow /vp/ has always been shit :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 15:22:33 No.17712131 Report

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>>17711756
excellent post, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 15:38:12 No.17712250 Report

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>>17710412
communal skill have nothing to do with literature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 15:54:27 No.17712384 Report

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>not showing her your Reuniclus

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