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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 21:57:42 No.17717719 View View Reply Original Report

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Hack/bullshit odds time.
Moments that make you shit your brain.

>using UU team.
>decides to put Mega Venusaur just because
>fights semi OU team own by kid.
>down to my last pokemon and his.
>M. Venasaur VS Jolteon
Oh Boy! easy win for me!
>Jolteon used thunderbolt
>I read it a lol even more.
>shit damage
>Venusaur Flinch
wut m8...
>Jolteon used thunder
> Critical + paralyzed , and it flinch again
WUT!
>Jolteon used thunder
>Critical + flinched
I giggled instead of frustrating. I've witness some shit today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:02:09 No.17717822 Report

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He was holding king's rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:03:38 No.17717860 Report

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>use skill link cloyster with king's rock
>hit off shell smash
>use rock blast three times in a row
>never causes flinching

John 2363-6540-6603 Psychic [Abra, Espurr, ?]

John 2363-6540-6603 Psychic [Abra, Espurr, ?] Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:10:35 No.17718007 Report

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Kingsrock Beat-up Weavile got me some chuckles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:11:14 No.17718027 Report

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thats what you get for playing beta uu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:21:21 No.17718215 Report

Quoted By: >>17719370

i always try out weird combination of pokemon, dont care for UU or OU very much. Everytime I am able to knock down a team when it has Simisear , Aurorus, Pansear, Raichu, and other shitmons in it , it makes me feel joy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:32:57 No.17718439 Report

Quoted By: >>17718458 >>17719257

>Fighting against my younger brother in doubles
>On our last Pokemon
>His Blaziken goes mega
>My Lucario goes mega
>Blaziken used Brave Bird
>"Oh shit, oh shit. Good by Sceptile"
>BUT IT FAILED
>Our faces when

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:34:02 No.17718458 Report

Quoted By: >>17718483 >>17718530 >>17718539 >>17719849

>>17718439
>>our last pokemon
>>my lucario
>>goodbye sceptile

??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:35:19 No.17718483 Report

Quoted By: >>17718530

>>17718458
He must have meant mega sceptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:37:45 No.17718530 Report

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>>17718458
>>17718483
>Fighting against my younger brother in doubles
>in doubles
learn to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:38:11 No.17718539 Report

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>>17718458
>fighting against my younger brother in doubles
>doubles
lurn2read

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 22:56:16 No.17718869 Report

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>>17718530
>>17718539
>On our last Pokemon
No U

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 23:01:08 No.17718972 Report

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>>17718869
I do have the replay saved but I don't have my 3DS with me at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 23:05:32 No.17719049 Report

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>Talonflame menace standing ahead
>my metagross is sitting duck so I press earthquake out of fucks
>talonflame used roost because he predicts I would switch
>Earthquake kills menace.
Dual Shit bricks from both of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 23:18:55 No.17719257 Report

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>>17718439
I'm sorry what happened here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 23:24:18 No.17719370 Report

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>>17718215
>using not only Simisear, but Pansear as well
>winning battles

Pick one anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 23:30:43 No.17719453 Report

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Just last night, trying to do Maison Super Multis.
Battle #48.

>Your partner sent out Latios!
>Go, Crawdaunt!
>Latios used Draco Meteor!
>The opposing Slowking avoided the attack!
>The opposing Drifblim used Thunderbolt!
>It's super effective!
>Crawdaunt is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
>Crawdaunt is paralyzed! It can't move!
>The opposing Slowking used Focus Blast!
>It's super effective! Crawdaunt fainted!
>Go, Cofagrigus!
>Latios used Draco Meteor!
>The opposing Drifblim avoided the attack!
>The opposing Drifblim used Shadow Ball!
>It's super effective! Latios' Special Defense fell!
>The opposing Slowking used Shadow Ball!
>It's super effective!
>Cofagrigus used Calm Mind! Cofagrigus' Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
>Latios used Draco Meteor!
>The opposing Drifblim avoided the attack!
>The opposing Drifblim used Shadow Ball!
>It's super effective! Latios fainted!
>The opposing Slowking used Slack Off!
>Cofagrigus used Calm Mind! Cofagrigus' Special Attack and Special Defense rose!
>The opposing Drifblim used Shadow Ball!
>It's super effective! A critical hit!
>Cofagrigus fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 23:54:04 No.17719849 Report

Quoted By: >>17719862 >>17720441 >>17720463

>>17718458
The odd content of the post seems off-putting at first, however, one must analyze it on a deeper level. It is clearly a work of allegorical genius. The line "On our last Pokemon" symbolizes the struggle of Jesus and his 40 days in the desert. The Pokemon in the story are also picked for their symbolism. Blaziken is a Pokemon of extreme heat and fire, he clearly represents satan. Lucario represents fairness and justice. When these pokemon Mega Evolve, it symbolizes the emotional climax of the spiritual battle that Jesus is feeling. Satan, on the final day, uses Brave Bird, which is a reference to Satan's famous final temptation, which took Jesus to the top of a mountain, a very high place, to survey the whole nation. The line, "Oh shit, oh shit. Good by Sceptile" shows the author's nervous apprehension as he believes that Jesus will fall for this temptation, exasperatedly crying out, "Good by Sceptile" because Sceptile is a Grass Pokemon (representing growth, fertility, and good harvest), and if Jesus is tempted by Satan there will be no growth, no fertility, or good harvest.

The line "BUT IT FAILED" is the triumphant celebration of Jesus' victory over this temptation. The pictures is a reference to the 3rd day after Jesus' death when he became Super Saiyan and flew back to Heaven with The Holy Father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2014 23:55:04 No.17719862 Report

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>>17719849
I'm sorry what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 00:24:02 No.17720441 Report

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>>17719849
Got such a kick out of this. Thanks for improving my day.

At "super saiyan" I burst into treats

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2014 00:25:09 No.17720463 Report

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>>17719849
Brilliant, but you really shouldn't spend your time writing bullshit about retard's posts when you could be putting that talent to use

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