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ITT: We give our stories as Pokemon trainers
>be fisherman on route 32
>have Pokemon on line
>about to catch a beauty
>some fucking kid comes up behind me making all this noise challenging me to a battle
>lost the fucking Pokemon
>I gladly accept this challenge, someone needs to teach this Faggot a lesson
>he sends out geodude
>dumbass doesn't he know I'm a fucking fisherman?
>with confidence I throw my lvl 12 magikarp
>"magikarp you know what to do!"
>magikarp starts splashing about a magnificent display of prowess
>geodude is completely unaffected
>ican'tbelieveit.jpg
>geodude uses tackle
>magikarp goes down in one hit
>with sweat on my brow I send out my next Pokemon
>magikarp uses splash
>motherfucking geodude is still unaffected!
>geodude uses tackle again
>fucking one shot
>I didn't want to have to this, but I was forced to send out
>magikarp
>geodude uses defense curl
>this is my chance
>"magikarp go for it! It's all you!"
>the most fucking elegant splash you've ever seen!
>no affect
>this geodude must be from the bowels of hell
>geodude uses magnitude
>magnitude 5
>god damn one shot
>all other fisherman are looking in pure shock
>MFW this kid takes out my next 3 magikarp with the same geodude