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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:06:22 No.17805416 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17805492 >>17805550 >>17805788 >>17805872 >>17805953

Say, why does the Blissey/Chansey line have so much HP? Where did it all come from?

MASUDA

MASUDA Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:09:46 No.17805492 Report

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>>17805416
The fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:11:33 No.17805536 Report

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Thats where all the def and atk went to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:12:20 No.17805550 Report

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>>17805416
The virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:23:13 No.17805788 Report

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>>17805416
your ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:25:43 No.17805839 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:27:25 No.17805872 Report

Quoted By: >>17805921 >>17807030

>>17805416

Chansey's main body is just an innocent human girl who was tricked by a parasyte shaped like an egg into becoming a magical girl. Once they assimilated, the girl's body became a brainless pink blob which only purpose is to protect the parasyte it carries in its pouch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:29:38 No.17805921 Report

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>>17805872
So twisted....you just blew my mind :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:31:15 No.17805953 Report

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>>17805416
It's full of life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:31:41 No.17805961 Report

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HP = Fatness in the Pokemon World

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:34:02 No.17806019 Report

Quoted By: >>17806084 >>17806127 >>17806152

You ever try punching a fat person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:37:15 No.17806084 Report

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>>17806019
Every day.
That or spit on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:39:13 No.17806127 Report

Quoted By: >>17806207

>>17806019
That'd be high defense.
Most fat people have low HP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:39:59 No.17806152 Report

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>>17806019
I did once but it felt really gross to feel my hand sink into squishiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:42:04 No.17806207 Report

Quoted By: >>17806253

>>17806127
High defense?
Guess you're not talking about the emotional kind.
Or general hardiness/resistance, like endurance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:44:33 No.17806253 Report

Quoted By: >>17806473

>>17806207
>Guess you're not talking about the emotional kind.
That's Special Defense.
>Or general hardiness/resistance, like endurance.
And that's HP.

Remember, Chansey is an egg. What happens if you punch an egg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:51:21 No.17806387 Report

Quoted By: >>17806633 >>17807030

Theres a reason Chanseys are the assistants to Nurse Joy in the anime. Joy drains all the HP from Chansey to heal an entire team of 6, killing the Chansey. Pokèmon Centers breed more Chansey, Happiny, and Blissey only for this purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:55:31 No.17806473 Report

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>>17806253
it cracks and you get yolk all over your hand?

Or on a surface, it just kinda rolls around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 00:56:19 No.17806488 Report

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fat and pink

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:04:07 No.17806633 Report

Quoted By: >>17808298

>>17806387
>yfw softboiled is a outside of battle move
>yfw it drains the hp of the user and gives it to another pokémon
>yfw highest hp
>yfw it makes sense
>mfw no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:16:12 No.17806823 Report

Quoted By: >>17806964 >>17807060

Can you imagine what pounding a chancey would feel like? N-not that you should do such lewd things...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:24:27 No.17806964 Report

Quoted By: >>17807060 >>17807483

>>17806823
For every time you pound her, her whole body will shake, like fat people. then the vibrations will go back to your dick

FLCL_rox 4441-9987-2246 electric electrode, electabuzz, luxio (I think)

FLCL_rox 4441-9987-2246 electric electrode, electabuzz, luxio (I think) Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:27:06 No.17807005 Report

Quoted By: >>17807534

... Chansey's health
You question Chansey's health... of all the stupid crazy things pokemon does ... YOU QUESTION CHANSEY'S HEALTH

HAVE YOU SEEN EXEGGCUTE/EXEGGUTOR?
NOT ONLY IS IT A BUNCH OF FUCKING EGGS THAT TURN INTO A COCONUT TREE WITH LEGS
BUT IT'S GRASS/PSYCHIC FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON
IT BEING GRASS IS UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT WHO THINKS "oh yes eggs and coconuts? psychic powers"
NO ONE
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FLCL_rox 4441-9987-2246 electric electrode, electabuzz, luxio (I think)

FLCL_rox 4441-9987-2246 electric electrode, electabuzz, luxio (I think) Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:28:09 No.17807030 Report

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>>17806387
>>17805872
I love how we just take the DARKEST explanations possible

I love it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:29:54 No.17807060 Report

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>>17806823
>>17806964

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:52:18 No.17807483 Report

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>>17806964
Permavirgin detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 01:54:43 No.17807534 Report

Quoted By: >>17808165

>>17807005
Who think "oh yes, this rat should shoot electricity"
Thinking like you do, the entire game falls apart.

FLCL_rox 4441-9987-2246 electric electrode, electabuzz, luxio (I think)

FLCL_rox 4441-9987-2246 electric electrode, electabuzz, luxio (I think) Mon 03 Feb 2014 02:26:00 No.17808165 Report

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>>17807534
at least that would still fit the design of a yellow mouse with a lightning tail

NOTHING about an angry group of eggs (one broken up with yoke sticking out) says"grass" or "psychic"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2014 02:33:40 No.17808298 Report

Quoted By: >>17809569

>>17806633
>Gen 7
>Heal Pulse and Milk Drink now work outside of battle, but they take away PP
>Wish restores 1 HP every step you take for 250 steps; whenever a pokemon's HP is fully restored, the Wish goes onto the next pokemon with less than full HP
>items are now more expensive/harder to find, forcing you to add a healer to your party
C'mon gamefreak put more jrpg into pokemon.

TheOnlyMoth

TheOnlyMoth Mon 03 Feb 2014 03:38:56 No.17809569 Report

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>>17808298
>bulks up on lemonade/moomoo milk

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