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Think of a pokemonGot it? are you absolutely sure? there's no going back now, get that Pokemon thought in your head Okay then The Pokemon you thought of is being hired to entertain at a 7 year old boy's birthday party. In what form does your Pokemon entertain and how fucked are you as the manager?
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WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME FIREWORKS?
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>any pokemon >just being that pokemon, standing there >kids minds are blown forever
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might turn out ok
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>Zoroark >implying difficulty
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maybe it will stare till they have fun
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>Litwick
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Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras)
Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras) Wed 05 Feb 2014 09:11:13 No. 17856877 Report Quoted By:
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>>17856900 MASTER I TOOK A SHIT ON THE KID'S MOM
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>>17856647 >serperior Uhmm... Their parents would sue me for sure.
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>>17856980 KEY KIDS, WANNA GET HIGH AND FUCKING KILL A PERSON? TOUGH SHIT IF YOU DON'T
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>Spikes >Stealth Rock >Whirlwind
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>>17856647 Charmeleon. It goes pretty well, does fire stuff
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He performs his famous "level the house" routine. The police are not impressed.
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>Glaceon >Makes Ice sculptures right in front of them >Makes it snow in the middle of summer >Freezes the bully that the birthday kid's mom invited >Free Snowcones
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>>17857098 How much do you charge. Anonymous
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>>17856647 Mew.
It can transform into any pokemon and it seems to love fun.
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All the children get to bully him because he's less popular than any of them.he secretly shits on the birthday cake as revenge
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Breloom
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>Smeargle
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"Children, you may pet the puppy from your seats. In your imaginations. Please for the love of Arceus do not make eye contact with it like Jimmy did. Let's try to forget about Jimmy and enjoy the rest of the party."
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Palkia.
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>>17857383 >parlor trick is opening a rift to another dimension >several kids get killed by Cacodemons >Don't get paid Anonymous
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>Gourgeist
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Chandelure. It'd probably work out. Chandelure could hover around and pop out of objects starting kids for a "Haunted House" type appeal, illuminate the room and shoot will-o-wisps around as long as they dissipated before they hit something.
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Maybe she can be a cute clown or do magic. I don't think the show will be a hit.
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>>17857495 Hopefully she can do something entertaining like Kirlia.
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Hey kids see that mountain over there...
Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras)
Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras) Wed 05 Feb 2014 10:39:17 No. 17857546 Report >>17857503 >walks into room >cake covered in multiple layers of sand and grit 0/10 would not pay
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As long as they're all well mannered little girls, it will be a very cute scene.
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I picked phione. Will work good in a pool party.
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Lunar IGN: Stefan 4012-4920-7469 (Spheal, Bergmite, Lapras) Wed 05 Feb 2014 10:51:56 No. 17857618 Report Quoted By:
>>17857588 >implying it isn't a young boy Anonymous
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>>17857546 Ha didn't think of that well played my friend
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>Seviper >eats all the kids and half the cake
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as long as they don't make it sweat it should be fine.
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i think this party is about to get sexy
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>>17858006 He's a big fluffy animal that can do fire tricks.
It's the dream entertainer for every boy under 10.
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>>17856647 Igglybuff will sing and put everyone to sleep. I'm not happy because Igglybuff is girly and it put everyone to sleep.
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>>17858223 >I'm not happy because igglybuff is girly and it put everyone to sleep. Are you the 7 year old
closet boy then?
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>>17856647 >Garbodor Oh they're kids, playing in trash is what they do. I can train it to make fart noises and I'll be golden.
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>>17856647 >Weezing Kids love suffocation and lung cancer, right?
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>>17858944 >he manually types the spoiler haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama)
haru 0061-0848-2068 (Machoke, Pancham, Hariyama) Wed 05 Feb 2014 14:38:38 No. 17859254 Report >sableye >pull pranks the entire time
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He just kisses the kids in funny places...
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>Drought
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>>17859254 The thing would get the kids to work with him to pull out pranks on their parents and neighbors.
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>Do a clown and magician gig with him as my assistant. >It tells everyone when they're going to die >All the kids cry and try to leave but shadowtag prevents them >We celebrate the birthday for the rest of time
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Doublade.
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Picked Squirtle like I always do for these things. Throw some sunglasses on him and I'll just count the money.
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