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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:32:00 No.17875371 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17875414 >>17875477 >>17877305 >>17877429 >>17878169 >>17878275 >>17879034 >>17880030 >>17880307 >>17882290

>Teacher! Anon has Pokemon cards in his backpack!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:34:26 No.17875414 Report

Quoted By: >>17875432 >>17877521

>>17875371
>arrested for possession with intent to deal class "P" contraband
>sentenced to two days in detention with no chance of parole

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:35:06 No.17875423 Report

Quoted By: >>17875508 >>17905622

>mfw that looks like the exact same nigglet that squealed on me
>mfw the faggot teacher was my father's male lover and he couldn't do shit to me since I knew
>mfw me and my best friend beat the shit out of him the next day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:35:25 No.17875428 Report

Quoted By: >>17875484 >>17877088 >>17877304

That little!!
I told you class a million times! bring Yu Gi Oh cards!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:35:37 No.17875432 Report

Quoted By: >>17875519

>>17875414
I can do the time, that's not the problem.

The problem is that it goes in my Permanent File.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:37:23 No.17875477 Report

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>>17875371
Well i dont fucking care what a nigger says

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:37:36 No.17875484 Report

Quoted By: >>17879149 >>17883625

>>17875428
>Slifer, the Executive Producer

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:38:11 No.17875497 Report

Quoted By: >>17875631 >>17875649

>elementary school
>pokemon cards banned because they encourage gambling
I learned at an early age that America is no land of the free

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:38:23 No.17875501 Report

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>Fuck you Niko you sack if Samoan shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:38:48 No.17875508 Report

Quoted By: >>17877080

>>17875423

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:39:10 No.17875519 Report

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>>17875432
>File

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:47:17 No.17875631 Report

Quoted By: >>17875779 >>17879559

>>17875497
Hardmode: Southern Baptist elementary school. Pokemon was an instrument of the devil, and we had to hide ourselves for fear of persecution.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:48:30 No.17875649 Report

Quoted By: >>17875800

>>17875497
Similar story

>playing YGO at lunch with friends
>teacher hovering
>"Put that away, we don't allow gambling"
>"We're not gambling"
>"Then why do you have money out?"
>literally just a quarter we use for coin flips

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:51:40 No.17875718 Report

Quoted By: >>17875821 >>17877379

One day in middle school, our school threw a party. Everyone bought fun stuff from home like uno cars and game systems. I bought my deck of pokemon cards, and started trading with some of the other kids. Then this one kid from across the room asked could he see my deck of cards. Me, being the naive trustworthy underageb& gave it to him. Then I saw him pass my deck to another kid, and that kid did the same. When I got my cards back, I was missing my articuno, zapdos dark typholsion, dragonite, charizard, and most of my foil cards.

never trusted another black kid in my entire grade school life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:51:58 No.17875724 Report

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It IS in the backpack, I'm not playing am I?
Never got in shit because I wasn't stupid to play in fucking class

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:53:18 No.17875750 Report

Quoted By: >>17875811

I would hide and play with my cards/gameboy during recess, and I had a old broke gameboy with a broke copy of blue in it I bought off my friend that I would give to the teacher when she told me to give it to her when I got told on.
(I found out who told on my once and framed him for fucking up the bathroom)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:55:10 No.17875779 Report

Quoted By: >>17875827

>>17875631
holy shit dude that reminds me of something
>childhood friend with a girl
>her entire family is hardcore mormon, like going to do missionary work in the summer hardcore
>she and her 5 siblings absolutely love pokemon, but can't watch the show or play the games cause Joseph Smith says they're evil
>she draws pokemon all the time in secret
>one day shows me a secret hideout she had in the backyard where she kept all the drawings
>like 70 different pokemon drawn in amazing quality
this was back before johto even existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:56:04 No.17875800 Report

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>>17875649
>play poker and black jack in hallway for pennies
>hardass teacher walks by
"Are you gambling?"
>"yes"
>walks away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:56:39 No.17875811 Report

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>>17875750
why didn't i think of this? not with just gameboys, but with anything contraband in school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:57:04 No.17875821 Report

Quoted By: >>17876027 >>17877379

>>17875718
>never trusted another black kid in my entire grade school life.
Preach it. A nigger stole my first Yellow GBC + Red and Yellow in 5th grade. It's why I'm racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 05:57:31 No.17875827 Report

Quoted By: >>17875894

>>17875779
You still know her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:02:30 No.17875894 Report

Quoted By: >>17875987

>>17875827
she's in Utah with all the other mormons now
I swear those people are nice as hell but they're no better than the scientologists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:03:53 No.17875921 Report

Quoted By: >>17875935 >>17879606

>mfw bringing your pokemon cards and DBZ discs to school made you the biggest bad ass rebel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:04:35 No.17875935 Report

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>>17875921
Those were the days, weren't they?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:05:39 No.17875952 Report

Quoted By: >>17876033 >>17876035

>Everyone collecting cards in binders
>Not a single person knowing how to play

I miss you, Pokeboom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:07:40 No.17875987 Report

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>>17875894
A single D will change everything. Unless she is crazy now and doesn't like Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:09:38 No.17876027 Report

Quoted By: >>17880158

>>17875821
hey! i would never steal a gameboy, or a bike. but similar story here, anon.
>on field trip with after school program
>bring gameboy + gold version
>let a "friend" play it
>end of bus ride
>"hey dude i wanna play my game boy"
>he "loses" it
>we're "looking" for it
>"it's okay man it's gone"
>next day after school
>he's playing my gameboy and gold
>take it from him
>"my mother bought me one yesterday"
>has every feature mine had

>mfw he deleted my save file and started his own

forgive me for the excessive greentext and quotation marks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:09:44 No.17876033 Report

Quoted By: >>17877269 >>17880169 >>17880991 >>17881166 >>17909753

>>17875952
>tfw traded a 1st edition Charizard for my virginity

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:09:55 No.17876035 Report

Quoted By: >>17876194

>>17875952
>Pokeboom
It's so sad to see how you're one of the very few remaining fans of something while everyone else stops caring about it once the boom goes away.

I miss when watching and/or playing Pokemon was normal.

>tfw sister used to like it and we talked about Pokemon together, and nowadays she considers me weird for still playing the games

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:19:25 No.17876194 Report

Quoted By: >>17876219 >>17876229 >>17878164 >>17878538 >>17880560 >>17895708 >>17895861

>>17876035
i know that feel bro.

i brought pokemon x for my brother's birthday because we played the cards and games together until gen 4, and I had y. his response was kind of like "lmao babymon? no thank you" and returned it for cod ghosts.

i just wanted a person to raise pokes with
captcha: younger efeells

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:21:39 No.17876219 Report

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>>17876194
I-I'll be your brother...friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:22:16 No.17876229 Report

Quoted By: >>17876284

>>17876194
What a faggot. Next time just save your money

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 06:25:59 No.17876284 Report

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>>17876229
Agreed. I mean, "CoD"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:15:08 No.17876972 Report

Quoted By: >>17887960

A nigger stole my gbasp with fire red, it had 100's of hours over several save files, all the kanto/hoenn starters, all the non event legends, I just just recently caught my third and final legendary beast Entei, I had a boss team full of level 100s and they knew HMs, basically, I was king of kanto.

The nigger told me she thought this azn took it, and I believed it considering he had stolen a pokemon game off me before.
(Pokemon trading card game for gb, we got that back no problem because he instantly caved.)
I confronted him about it and he was adamant he didn't have it.
I thought he was lying to me, so when noone was at his house, I broke in and stole his favorite mad catz xbox controller, took it home, removed the A button and sent it to him with a ransom note.

It turned out he didn't have it, I didn't get in very much trouble though because both of our parents were actually impressed when they asked me to recount how I went about it and the reasons I did it. Also because I didn't harm the hostage.

That was the last I pursued of it, I figured I must have misplaced it somewhere public. I didn't suspect the nigger because she was never interested when we would go on about it/play it and it would have been useless to her had she taken it.

Months later I got it back, minus the cartridge and charger. I can't remember exactly how I got it back, I don't want to. I'm pretty sure my dad found it one time when he was at their house.

I never played again until XY was released. Damn you /vp/, why must you make me feel these feels?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:23:20 No.17877080 Report

Quoted By: >>17877878 >>17880366 >>17909786

>>17875508
That isn't even the worst.
If I wrote a novel about my life it would probably be a best seller.

I didn't even know who my real mother until I was 17, she is a white Muslim.

Giovanni 1907-8714-8945

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Giovanni 1907-8714-8945 Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:23:45 No.17877088 Report

Quoted By: >>17880363 >>17883005

>>17875428
>Face down Wall of Illusions.
>Spic summons Candy Machine Obilisk the Torementor
>Says he destroys everything and attack my life points
>Say it doesn't work like that
>Spic says I'm scared
>After school he and is faggots meet me by the "butt tree" a tree with an ass.
>they are all in bicycles curling around me
>Kick one of bikes
>they all fall into another and one of their bikes break
>I get away with it.

I remember one time an asshole said he will tell on the teacher I have Pokemon Carda unless I buy him a yellow Gameboy Color. I humored him.

The fag patrols name were Eddie, Jacob and Dalton.

Pic unrelated

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:37:35 No.17877256 Report

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>Kid did this to me and I lost my Dark Charizard card

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:38:38 No.17877269 Report

Quoted By: >>17877887 >>17881166

>>17876033
OMG! I remember in Middle School I got a BJ for a Raichu I opened in a pack that morning. I got a pack of a clearance basket in a store. She was a red head named Victoria. I still imagine and whack off about it to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:41:52 No.17877304 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875428
yuigoh cards were so cool back in the day ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:41:54 No.17877305 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875371
They're in his backpack, he's not playing with them. Shut up sweater vest

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:45:22 No.17877338 Report

Quoted By: >>17877373 >>17877457 >>17877463 >>17878072

>Brings Pokemon cards to school (Kindergarten)
>Nigger named Marleen says she will tell the teacher on me unless she see's them.
>let her see them
>took holographic Jigglypuff as a toll
>Remember my older brother (4th grade) told me to not let anyone leave with a smirk on their face.
>Trips nigger when walking up stairs
>Forehead lands on edge of a stair case
>She begins to bleed like hell
>No one else suspected me and though it was an accident

>The next day a ugly girl accidently tripped me because recess.
>Eyes begin to glow red
>To be continued...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:48:35 No.17877373 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877338
PRE-TYPE, PLEASE, YOU BEL AIR FAG

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:48:52 No.17877379 Report

Quoted By: >>17877397

>>17875821
>>17875718
>bad experience
>fuck the whole race

Never change. If it was a white kid, just an asshole, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:49:58 No.17877397 Report

Quoted By: >>17877413 >>17877417

>>17877379
White kids had thier own pokemon games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:50:51 No.17877413 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877397

White kid stole my red version and pidgeot card. Imagine that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:50:58 No.17877417 Report

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>>17877397
hehehehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:51:02 No.17877420 Report

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>Goes to school business day.
>a day were we buy goods of others for fake money
>Spots GBA SP
>Buy it for 75 Buisness cash
>Pay 200 more pokemon Sapphire, Ruby and Fire Emblem

I have never met anyone retarded like him for the rest of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:51:41 No.17877429 Report

Quoted By: >>17877455

>>17875371
>Pokémon cards in his backpack
Fucking and? A sixth-grader at my elementary school got hauled out of class for having razor blades in her backpack. Pokémon cards are not high-priority.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:53:36 No.17877455 Report

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>>17877429
>being this retarded

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:53:39 No.17877457 Report

Quoted By: >>17877691

>>17877338
Mfw your life is an anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:54:00 No.17877463 Report

Quoted By: >>17877546

>>17877338
What happened to said ugly grill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:58:34 No.17877521 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875414
Didn't Fillmore do an episode like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:59:21 No.17877538 Report

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Teacher! Tyrone has a 40 oz, a pack of newports and a .45 in his backpack

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 07:59:56 No.17877546 Report

Quoted By: >>17877564

>>17877463
She said she was sorry. Teacher named Mrs. Gomez hesitantly said if I was okay because I "scared" her. Maybe because I never sang the Good Morning song in the mornings or because I preferred to be alone a lot. A couple months later, a new student came and we become best bro, up until this day. Funny thing is that he still lives 3 minutes away from the school. So nostalgia always hits us when we are there. He, his family and mine always said I was cute looking back. In a aggressive kind of way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:00:32 No.17877553 Report

Quoted By: >>17877583 >>17877824

How much were pokemon cards around where you guys lived? Around where I lived here in New York the prices were outrageous, I remember them being like 9 bucks for 11 cards or something no matter where you went.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:01:27 No.17877564 Report

Quoted By: >>17877606

>>17877546
You're fucking CUTE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:02:59 No.17877583 Report

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>>17877553
During the first months. They were like 1.50$ at a card shop. I still go o that card shop for Magic or Yu gi oh and worked there during High school because the store owner loved to punch my cheeks and was a long time costumer. I remember pulling Jinzo, Raigiki and other good pulls there. Ahhhh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:04:45 No.17877606 Report

Quoted By: >>17877715

>>17877564
I mean my aggressive nature was cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:11:39 No.17877691 Report

Quoted By: >>17877751

>>17877457
>Implying his life isn't an anime

He seemed kawaii as fuck. Who nearly breaks a girls head over a Jigglypuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:14:15 No.17877715 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877606
Your aggressive nature was tsundere

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:18:24 No.17877751 Report

Quoted By: >>17877830

>>17877691
If it's any consolation I nearly killed my cousin Brian for stealing my shiny wigglytuff from me. It wasn't because he stole something from me, but because it was the card my little sister bent before she passed away. It had sentimental value to me. Once I found the card in his "toy box" I nearly burst a blood vessel, if it weren't for his mom defending him with some bullshit "i bought it for him" crap I might have broken that box all over his head. I didn't want to get in trouble with my parents at the time and I had no proof that he stole it except for the area where it was bent which only I knew since I was the only one that was interested in pokemon in my household.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:18:34 No.17877757 Report

Quoted By: >>17877807 >>17877901 >>17883927

>Never collected the cards that much, but understood their importance due to my little brother's obsession with them
>Got him the Mew ancient card for his birthday since he had pneumonia while the movie was out
>Got a holographic charizard card as well from the packs he got for his birthday
>Comes crying to me one day that he'll get beat up and whitewashed if he doesn't give his charizard card and other rare cards up
>Find out it's some kid a couple grades above him
>Casually stroll by him and ask if there was anyone we could jump for their cards to confirm it was him
>Tells me he was going to do it to my lil bro
>Instantly tell myself "gotcha" and put him in a headlock
>Tell him my parents and I gave him those cards and if you steal from him you steal from us
>Grab a clump of snow with my free hand and ask him if he's going to still do it
>Almost starts crying no
>Tell my brother what happened and let me know if it happens again
Few months later...
>My birthday
>Get a card from my brother
>Open it to see that holographic charizard fall out in a plastic sleeve

Bastard almost made me tear up and gave me a cavity with how sweet that was

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:22:53 No.17877798 Report

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>Be me
>Be in grade 2
>Playing with my cards, I was probably the only kid that kept his cards mint
>Had all the rare stuff
>Some 6th grader walked up to me
>Hey bro, wanna trade?"
>S-sure, what do you have
>He had complete garbage
>"N-no thanks
>He spots my Mewtwo
>"If you don't give me that Mewtwo, I'll hit you"

Didn't want to get hit, gave it to him.
Goodbye, mewtwo...

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:23:50 No.17877807 Report

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>>17877757
Damn i nearly got diabetes with that sweetness to this story

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:25:47 No.17877824 Report

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>>17877553
Mine were.... Free.
A side effect of my old man playing the card market, buying boxes of the shit and selling the spare holos for some extra cash. Actually made my first $100 dollars at age 11 by selling my spare 1st edition Charizard. I still have a complete 1st edition set in my shed someplace.... Dug out my old decks to compare with the new X&Y cards that came out today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:26:27 No.17877830 Report

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>>17877751
What a prick. I always hated it when retarded parents etc. claimed that thier child is a saint and that they would never steal. Even when you recognize the faults that make it yours. (Scratches, bents, removed sticker leaving adhesive etc.)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:30:50 No.17877878 Report

Quoted By: >>17877884 >>17878178

>>17877080
>white
>muslim

Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:31:49 No.17877884 Report

Quoted By: >>17877903

>>17877878
>being retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:32:03 No.17877887 Report

Quoted By: >>17880310 >>17900506

>>17877269
sure...

>tfw autism has seeped into memories causing memory loss

Pics or it didnt happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:32:55 No.17877894 Report

Quoted By: >>17895824

>come home from school one day
>drop by card store to buy a pack
>get a shiny lapras
>happy as fuck
>go home and leave cards on table
>go get a drink of water
>come back and my shiny lapras is missing
>there was nobody in my house
>I checked every possible place I could
>never saw it again
>mfw i lost a shiny lapras out of thin air

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:33:08 No.17877896 Report

Quoted By: >>17877913 >>17877928

>grade 5
>get sent to the office
>sit in a tiny room (closet?) for recess detention
>notice a stack of confiscated pokemon cards on a shelf
>investigate
>oh shit, rares and holos everywhere.
>not enough time, put them back carefully.
>next day, intentionally get sent to the office
>steal all the holos

thanks for the memory /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:33:45 No.17877901 Report

Quoted By: >>17879127

>>17877757
>In third grade
>New student from Utah came by because something were wrong with schools in Utah. They had to remodel them for something
>Become best friends for 6 months
>His dad visits the class and tells us today was his last day.
>I planned on showing him the Lapras deck I bought
>When his dad said they had to leave to Utah my ears began to hurt like hell, my throat tensed and I stood still.
>As they left. I still stood still an then ten seconds later I took out the Lapras Deck, planned on opening it with him.
>Ran outside and meet with him and his dad and gave him the deck
>Quickly ran back inside the classroom
>And began to cry

I will never forget you... Clark... I'm actually feeling my throat and ears to tens up again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:33:52 No.17877903 Report

Quoted By: >>17877909 >>17878349 >>17879266

>>17877884
Show me ONE muslim not flying a plane and ill see if i can change my retarded ways

why else are they called sand NIGGERS?

>captcha sand hedHege

Captcha god is merciful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:34:52 No.17877909 Report

Quoted By: >>17877923

>>17877903
>going full troll
>i was pretending to be retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:35:08 No.17877913 Report

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>>17877896

u cheeky little cunt

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:35:50 No.17877917 Report

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>fourth grade
>have detention in sped reading teachers room
>she leaves for a few minutes
>check her desk because why not?
>see Holo blastoise
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:36:52 No.17877923 Report

Quoted By: >>17878049

>>17877909
>i was pretending to be retarded
>pretending to be retarded

Um, theres something you should know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:37:38 No.17877928 Report

Quoted By: >>17877947

>>17877896
I've also done this. Only because I had my crayons stolen. So it was like I stole back from society. Half of them were Digimon Cards too.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:39:51 No.17877947 Report

Quoted By: >>17877968 >>17878006

>>17877928
>digimon cards
Disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:42:14 No.17877966 Report

Quoted By:

>Friend asks me to trade
>agree
>he wants my aerodacytl
>i want his ninetales
>trade
>tells me after the the aerodactyl is worth cause you can get ninetales in deck
>kinda pissed but who cares I got my ninetales

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:42:25 No.17877968 Report

Quoted By: >>17877982

>>17877947
Funny thing. I traded them all for Pokemon yellow, along with a Dark Magician. I used it as currency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:44:29 No.17877982 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877968
>trading them

You should have burnt them on a dead fetus in the middle of a pentagram to appease the satan.

regigigass !XksB4AwhxU

regigigass !XksB4AwhxU Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:47:12 No.17878006 Report

Quoted By: >>17878023

>>17877947
Kinda cool story involving digimon cards

>be sophmore in highschool
>went to family friends house to buy a weight set off of him
>in backyard getting all the shit together
>notice something in the dirt
>its a digimon card
>notice another one, then another, then another
>follow te trail of digiass cards
>leads tp a shed
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur

regigigass !XksB4AwhxU

regigigass !XksB4AwhxU Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:49:21 No.17878023 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878006
No I could resist,

But what relaly happened is that I opened the shed, and there were like 3 boxes full of old digimon cards. It was pretty cool, so I took them. They were moving and everything in the backyard had to go (thats why were bought the weights) So I didnnt really steal them, since they were going in the trash anyways

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:52:17 No.17878049 Report

Quoted By: >>17878147 >>17878150 >>17900560

>>17877923
Being what? That he's serious and actually thinks white people are never muslims? Or that all muslims are terrorists?

Which part should I know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:54:21 No.17878072 Report

Quoted By: >>17878089 >>17878145

>>17877338
You sadistic asshole! Although it is kind of cute. It reminds me of a time a fat kid told on my little sister for having Pokemon Cards. She stole his lunch able in his back pack and began to cry. He was sent back home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:56:02 No.17878089 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878072
The fat kid began to cry because his lunchables was stolen. She said it was the best pizza lunchables she ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 08:56:53 No.17878095 Report

Quoted By:

>be me
>be between 9-12
>Delta species being released
>me and friend go to get some
>buy loads and go back to mine
>rip open decks and packs
>he gets salamence
>oh shit/10
>open last pack
>better be worth it got lots of crap
>rayquaza delta species
>aww nigga we prime time now
I still have that to this day, along with a typhlosion ex and a articuno ex i got, I always thought the team rocket/magma/aqua shit was the best always

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:03:45 No.17878145 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878072
My friend call me "your like a devil" before.

Because we were walking back home. This little girl was hugging a picture she drew really hard but she also looked incredibly pissed off. I called her cute and said friend said "of course you think she looks cute, your like the devil"

I kind of took it as a compliment. Kind of sort of.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:03:55 No.17878147 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878049
>white people = muslims?
>muslims = terrorist?
>terrorist = 747?
>747 = never forget
Conclusion: Porsche is best car for terrorist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:04:10 No.17878150 Report

Quoted By: >>17878179 >>17878191

>>17878049
that you are a

>middle picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:05:43 No.17878162 Report

Quoted By: >>17882548

Oh shit i remember

>stop collecting pokemon cards
>see new EX delta species pack with deoxys on it
>why the fuck not?
>get it
>first card
>delta species colorless deoxys

pyralis 1263-7400-4175

pyralis 1263-7400-4175 Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:06:00 No.17878164 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876194
you should have killed him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:06:52 No.17878169 Report

Quoted By: >>17878182

>>17875371
>Teacher there's a Jynx in our classroom!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:08:04 No.17878178 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877878
What if, I know a moari muslim..?

Garfunklng 0791-2296-0317 (Spiritomb,Phantump,Shuppet)

Garfunklng 0791-2296-0317 (Spiritomb,Phantump,Shuppet) Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:08:06 No.17878179 Report

Quoted By: >>17878189

>>17878150
dat pic. i laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:08:20 No.17878182 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878169
Jynx = Beyonce.

Still call her that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:09:23 No.17878189 Report

Quoted By: >>17882563

>>17878179
Facebook pops that cancer up every minute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:09:30 No.17878191 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878150
>nothing left to say
>hahaha nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:12:01 No.17878206 Report

Quoted By: >>17878220 >>17878257 >>17878258 >>17878306 >>17878310 >>17878368 >>17878653 >>17880171

Who here remembers Jackie Chan Adventures being popular in school? Also, your talisman? Mine was Rooster.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:14:11 No.17878220 Report

Quoted By: >>17878242 >>17878276 >>17878563

>>17878206
>jackie chan adventures

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:15:18 No.17878228 Report

Quoted By:

>Pokemon craze hits school
>everyone collects cards
>boss me has cards and emerald
>dont play much with cards, prefer the game, but i still have a few cards
>guy offers deoxys for 2 of my semi-uncommon pokemon
>accept and trade cards
>it was fake
>he goes away before i can stop him
>sad as fuck, just got scammed
>younger brother hears about it
>he and friends from different grades tell that little bitch boy to give it back to me or else
>cant remember what happened, but we started arguing a lot, guy who scammed me was older than me i think
>other kids ask what is happening
>they are on my side
>mfw everyone who likes pokemon are on my side
>mfw his friends are on my side
>mfw no face
>get cards back
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:17:14 No.17878242 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878220
that gif was FUCKING perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:19:28 No.17878257 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878206
>Jackie Chan Adventures
One more thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:19:32 No.17878258 Report

Quoted By: >>17878272

>>17878206
>jackie chan adventures

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:22:01 No.17878272 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878258

huemoegwaygwayfahdeesow

was that it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:22:27 No.17878275 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875371
This happened to me only the black kid called out my gameboy with yellow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:22:30 No.17878276 Report

Quoted By: >>17878302 >>17878319

>>17878220
Lol nub Dat chow enspired Mii two becum n architect guezz what fagot?

ONE MORE THING!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:23:06 No.17878284 Report

Quoted By: >>17882690

don't know if this is the right kind of thread, but this story always makes me kek. this is all true, for better or worse.
>Have friend who survived cancer in Grade 2
>Be in Grade 5 or something. He has Pokemon Emerald
>me want
>Acts like he is better than everyone else
>spoiled brat
>Decide enough is enough steak pokemon emerald
>Invites me over next day
>He asks me if i took it
>Say no, and while I'm there steal Ruby and Red.
>Have top level kek now because he no longer speaks to me or any of our old friends.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:24:42 No.17878302 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878276
are you fucking drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:24:52 No.17878306 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878206
Magic must defeat Magic!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:25:20 No.17878310 Report

Quoted By: >>17878344 >>17878403 >>17878675

>>17878206
>jackie chan adventures
And beyblade, and xiaolin showdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:26:40 No.17878319 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878276
>ONE MORE THING!!!

I fuckin and still am keking. Holy shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:29:08 No.17878344 Report

Quoted By: >>17884128

>>17878310
>yfw Xiaolin Chronicles
2bad4me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:29:33 No.17878349 Report

Quoted By: >>17879549

>>17877903
Remember when /vp/ was just
Filled with furries not /pol/ shitheads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:31:59 No.17878368 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878206
Welp, going right to BTN and downloading that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:34:29 No.17878390 Report

Quoted By:

>Give my "friend" my cards to "look after"
>Never get them back

>Have cards confiscated by teacher (after getting snitched on)
>Don't have the balls to ask for them back

Fuck, I was so beta

I had a shiny Zapdos too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:35:47 No.17878403 Report

Quoted By: >>17878421

>>17878310
Xialon showdown was the one for me, and there was that hell build up episode of raimundo turning against them for that shen gong wu, did he side wih jack spicer or someone else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:36:56 No.17878417 Report

Quoted By:

>Brother takes my Dark Magician & Summoned Skull YuGiOh Cards
>Plans to trade them with this kid at school to get Mewtwo trade for Pokemon Silver
>He drops the cards
>Some other kid picks them up and says they're his
>Tells teacher
>Teacher sides with the other kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:37:19 No.17878421 Report

Quoted By: >>17878466

>>17878403
remember that episode of xiaolin showdown when they went to the bronx or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:42:49 No.17878466 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878421
nah, i remember when jack got all the sheng gong wu to make mala mala jong though that fire armor spirit thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:53:46 No.17878538 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876194
That's so sad! ;_;

I-It's gonna be ok though cause I'll be your sister and we can raise pokemon together. And if makes you feel better then I'll kill that fucker of a brother and replace him!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 09:57:21 No.17878563 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878220
I have never laughed so hard at a gif in my life. Thanks for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:08:35 No.17878636 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 10
>Be bullied by everyone, while simultaneously being the "Pokemon Kid"
>Pokemon dies off a bit
>replaced by Beyblades and Yu-Gi-Oh
>Take Beyblades and cards to school
>Have both stolen
>No one stands up for me
>Tell a teacher because I want my stuff back
>Teachers decide to ban both on the spot because fuck logic
>Never get my stuff back
>Everyone hates me more because it was my fault, not the popular jerk who stole from me

BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138

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BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138 Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:11:28 No.17878653 Report

Quoted By: >>17878823

>>17878206
>Jackie Chan Adventures was the best alongside Pokémon and CN
>Magazine for it starts coming it
>Get free talismin pendant things, some weird Top Trumps game cards every so often, and the first one had this fucking amazing tin case

Fucking subscribed first thing, we did.

We lost most, if not all of our talismins (Mine was Dog, because August 4th 1994), and no idea where the cards are, but my brother still uses that metal tin to this day for stuff. When I go home this weekend i'm gonna look for it

BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138

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BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138 Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:15:34 No.17878675 Report

Quoted By: >>17878738 >>17880663

>>17878310
We nostalgia general now?
I also remember all these anime on Saturday mornings when I was really young, then we got a Sky box. Sonic X, Shaman King, Beyblade, Xiaolin Showdown, Spongebob, more and more Pokémon GUYS I CAN'T STOP SEND HELP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:25:07 No.17878738 Report

Quoted By: >>17878775

>>17878675
>mentions sonic x
>not the nigga with maximum pink
http://youtu.be/I61RdIMqfuQ

BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138

BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138 Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:29:41 No.17878775 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878738
I didn't discover this until I was like, 15 or something. It just randomly showed up on the channel that randomly showed Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog from time to time, and mostly did shows for REALLY young kids

It was one of my favourite channels just because of Sonic and Kirby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:41:29 No.17878823 Report

Quoted By: >>17878831

>>17878653
>Mine was Dog
>Bot Doge

It's like you didn't watch the show.

Also, post pics pls when you get it, or ever if this thread will ever be alive.

BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138

BloatedBeard - Fighting (Mankey, Pancham, Tyrogue) 3093-7067-1138 Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:43:30 No.17878831 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878823
Dunno when I'll be down there next but if I find it, I'll find a way

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:44:40 No.17878838 Report

Quoted By: >>17878848 >>17878953

>be 11
>girl comes around with a squeaky voice
>"hey everyone, anon is playing pokemon! what a baby!"
>i look at her and say "wow, you're so desperate for attention that you need to bother other people?"
>girl runs to a corner and starts crying two rivers
>teacher takes me to another room while someone attends her
>"anon, her parents are travelling all the time to stay away from her, her family sort of hate her, could you please not be mean to her?"
>"if she stops making fun of me playing pokemon, sure. its not like my parents gave it to me because they're never home"
>teacher calls my parents, they tell her that we almost never see each other because of their job
>"i-i'm sorry, anon, do you need to talk about this?"
>not really, i'm used to it now, i just wanna play pokemon, i really like it."

my story sucks, but i just felt bad for the teacher, to see two children which parents are always away.
fuck that girl, though, im sure she was lying about her parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 10:46:06 No.17878848 Report

Quoted By: >>17878934

>>17878838
did you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:05:16 No.17878934 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878848
I highly doubt it considering the age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:07:20 No.17878953 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878838
>Believing this

This is the sort of shit those facebook pages that only have niggers on them would post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:18:23 No.17879034 Report

Quoted By: >>17879046

>>17875371
/Vp/ version
Moot, anon makes a nude thread. Filter and ban him!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:20:41 No.17879046 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879034
Your version:
Mum! Dad has his dick in my anus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:38:01 No.17879127 Report

Quoted By: >>17879138

>>17877901
was his last name kent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:40:35 No.17879138 Report

Quoted By: >>17879140

>>17879127
How did you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:41:30 No.17879140 Report

Quoted By: >>17879143

>>17879138
Because that story was absolutely super, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:41:56 No.17879143 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879140
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:43:07 No.17879149 Report

Quoted By: >>17879151

>>17875484
Damn dude ebin... ygo baridge is the best serie with so many funny joke and not totally shit and lame it got good joke and yea love it :3 screw da rulez bakura x marik XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 11:43:49 No.17879151 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879149
Hello pot, I am black, you are kettle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 12:06:17 No.17879245 Report

Quoted By:

>grow in a fairly poor household (just me and my mother)
>mom comes home from work one day with a bag full of pokemon packs
>Pull a Ho-Oh and Mewtwo card
>show them to some friends at school the next day
>Ho-Oh gets stolen
>find a ripped up Ho-Oh card in an ant pile
>pretty much in tears
>one of the ghetto older kids finds out about the ordeal
>comes up to me at recess the next day
>"hey anon, I heard what happen to your Ho-Oh card. I'm sorry to hear that"
>explains that his little brother and one of my friends stole it
>"Here take this"
>hands me his Ho-Oh card
>Still have it to this day

Thanks, Danny. You were fucking awesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 12:08:42 No.17879255 Report

Quoted By: >>17879615

>have fire red back in the day
>take it to our school camp to show all my friends and battle
>i won every game with my high leveled Charizard, Rayquaza and legendary birds
>My fat roomate keeps asking if he can have my Zapdos for some shitmons
>i keep saying no
>catch him acting weird in our room, like going through my stuff
>get home and realise fire red isnt there
>connect the dots
>the fat cunt kenny took it
>mfw he literally moved to a different school the next week

There are only two Year 11-12 schools in my city and he ended up going the same one, I actually considered confronting that freak and demanding he gave me an answer/apology

I hate you Kenny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 12:10:14 No.17879266 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877903
Excuse them for being hardworking pilots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 12:57:28 No.17879525 Report

Quoted By:

>grade school
>played Pokemon religiously among other Nintendo games
>always teased and mocked because of such
>get on to YGO craze
>pop buys me a large pack of cards at family reunion
>we hug
>kid steals them a week later
>bullies and mocks me because I can't prove shit to teachers
>snap
>punch the kid
>break his jaw
>felt really good
>face heel turn
>start bullying the kids who did so to me all throughout grade school
>steal their school supplies and Pokemon cards and shit
>get to high school
>whole new circuit of kids
>get hit with Atomic Leg Drop
>put other kid in Figure 4 Leglock
>get challenged to Hell in a Cell that Sunday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:01:53 No.17879549 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878349
Things are better this way. Not good, but better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:03:52 No.17879559 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875631
You are not the only one.
My school AND mom did this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:08:59 No.17879586 Report

Quoted By:

I had this happen to me in first grade with this fag named Jeffery. After the teacher looked through my stuff I got a medal of honesty or something like that. Anyway while I was getting the thing in front of the whole class I could see him seething with rage.

He also threatened to tell the teacher when I drew boobs on a girl that I was drawing (he never did)

I hope he suffers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:11:53 No.17879606 Report

Quoted By: >>17879695 >>17880414

>>17875921
i brought in beyblades for everybody AND THE PLASTIC BATTLE STADIUM WHAT UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:13:58 No.17879615 Report

Quoted By: >>17908302

>>17879255
>back in the day
>fire red
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:14:52 No.17879622 Report

Quoted By: >>17879652 >>17879691

>teachers generally don't care whether you bring cards to class or not, so long as you're getting 90s or above on all your tests
>kids would team up as study buddies to get high enough scores to play pokemon during freetime
Then my parents decided to transfer me to a shitty inner city school where I got my GBA stolen in a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:15:53 No.17879627 Report

Quoted By:

I was the fucking YuGiOh master back in grade school.
I just stacked my deck for Graceful Charity, two Reborns, and two OP Monsters.
Everyone kicked my ass at pokemon though. They would action replay a ton of Rayquazas on their team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:18:04 No.17879638 Report

Quoted By:

>just getting into pokemon
>pokemon cards already banned from school due to gen 1 fags ruining it for everyone a couple years back

fucking genwunner.s

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:19:59 No.17879652 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879622
>so long as you're getting 90s or above on all your tests
this did not happen. shit was banned because it was disruptive enough to cause the masses to slack. didn't matter if you personally were doing good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:22:32 No.17879665 Report

Quoted By:

I used to be a nice trader. Traded YGO and pokemon cards, and then traded pokemon among RSEFRLG a LOT. Battles for months. Money was received in decent amounts. Those were the days.

MASUDA

MASUDA Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:26:19 No.17879691 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879622
I got perfect grades and because i was dumbfuck about higher education i made shitty choices and somehow dropped into shitty uni with shitty grades. Now people give me those fucking glares when i play kids games. FUCK

>nice blog
>yea yea i know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:26:42 No.17879695 Report

Quoted By: >>17879715

>>17879606
We used to take the desk trays out to lunch with us at my school.
Also, this one kid had a Griffoleon, and I wanted it bad. Noone else had ever heard of it being made and the kid didn't know where to get it either. He ended up trading all the pieces individually to different people and I ended up trading for all the pieces from them. I ended up having a Dragoon-ex or whatever towards the end as well, I miss that.
I gave them to a nigger friends little brother along with my zoids toys the 5inch ones that you didn't assemble, with interchangable weapons.
Then the nigger friend stole my fire red in a story earlier in the thread. Serves me right.

Never got into the cards, I was in first grade when everyone was buzzing about them. I somehow got a fake holographic caterpie, and I was stoked. I did get into yu-gi-oh though, got some great pulls including blue-eyes white dragon when the craze was fairly new. About a year after it died down, I was in a convinience store with my dad and brother and there was a box of booster backs on the counter. We were suprised they still sold them and got a couple packs just because. Damn, i got the winged dragon of ra, the yellow version though with weird text. Looking back, it must've been knock off because it wasn't circulated?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:29:32 No.17879715 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879695
Yeah, it was definitely a knock off.
There were a ton of shitty bootleg YuGiOh cards circulating back when Upperdeck or whatever ran them.
Eventually Konami got full rights or something, and that's when they got their shit together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:38:10 No.17879766 Report

Quoted By: >>17879801 >>17879803 >>17879840 >>17879865

>be in middle school
>playing ygo cards with friends
>top kid in class
>yugioh tcg is fairly new to the us
>only one who plays by the official rules at the time
>kid summons blue eyes without tributing
>my face turns red, im black btw
>summon winged dragon of ra without tribute
>destroys kid and life points
shadowrealm.jpg
>i claim im a rare hunter and take his blue eyes
>rip it the old school kaiba anime fashion
>kid bawling and tells the teacher
>i get kicked out of band class and forced to buy kid another card
>mom comes to school
angryblackwoman.gif
>school apologizes dont have to buy kid card
>bans yugioh card because gambling suspension if caught with them
>ygo dies out because Sapphire and Ruby released

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:40:54 No.17879801 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879766
>bring my game to school 4th gym lvl 70 mudkip
>battle people im pokemon messiah
>tell fellow school children if they give me groudon i'll find the mysterious island full of rare pokemon
>had gameshark wasn't lying
>get there and catch wynaut for proof
>tell them game was broke
>box full of groudons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:41:24 No.17879803 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879766
Well weren't you a horrible cunt? No wonder Yu-Gi-Oh is dead in the States.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:47:15 No.17879840 Report

Quoted By: >>17880196

>>17879766

>ygo is big at my school
>want to do tournament because thats what the show is about
>plan it out
>lunch time at school, rounding people up
>"I'm making a ygo tournament and signing people up, if you wanna join, come with me"
>have large crowd following me
>stand on metal bench like a pedestal and explain how it works
>HYPE~HYPE~HYPE
>"Any questions?"
>"Will we have to tribute monsters?"
>"Yes, we'll be playing by the rules"
>instant disappointment and total loss of interest
>everyone walks away sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 13:51:43 No.17879865 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879766
10/10 would rare-hunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 14:23:02 No.17880030 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875371
I'll be planting hardcore porn on you by next week at the earliest. Try explaining THAT shit to the teacher!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 14:38:45 No.17880158 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876027
That exact same thing happened to me with some guy I used to know. Surprisingly enough, we aren't friends anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 14:40:48 No.17880169 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876033
I traded my 1st edition charazard for a brand new copy of tales of symphonia....the virginity however was traded for some vodka....she was a big bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 14:41:15 No.17880171 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878206
>Back when jackie chan adventures was a huge thing
>go to one of those chinese resturaunts
>they hand out the zodiac things
>I'm a "cock"
>I'm young and don't know the double entendre yet.
>go to school the next day
>first thing when I enter the classroom in the morning
>"GUESS WHAT EVERYONE! I'M A COCK!"
>get laughed at

my biggest spaghetti moment ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 14:43:42 No.17880196 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879840
>Do we have to play by the rules?
No just make shit up as you play, that'll be fair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 14:58:31 No.17880307 Report

Quoted By: >>17880352 >>17880355 >>17880370

>>17875371
>>Teacher! Anon has Pokemon cards in his backpack!
Im seriously weirded out by this shitty amerifat tendention in school.
In my european school kids are not that kind of assholes. One for one - more like that. Always covering bro/sis if he/she doing something during class.
At least it was like that back in late 90s. But yeah i keep hearing that in American schools kids always say something "Teatcher! That [username] doing/has [a thing]!".
Do they actually act like that?
it's far beyond my belief...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 14:58:55 No.17880310 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877887
jealousy will only get you laughed at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:02:44 No.17880352 Report

Quoted By:

>>17880307
It was a 90's thing friend as far as I'm aware of kids here don't do that anymore. They're alot worse nowadays.

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:03:00 No.17880355 Report

Quoted By:

>>17880307
Are you asking if shithead kids exist?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:04:14 No.17880363 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877088
>I humored him
nigga...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:04:27 No.17880365 Report

Quoted By:

>group reading hour in school
>read ahead through the entire book in the first week
>play my GBA the rest of the hours that the rest of the class is reading
>one time forget to check if the sound was off
>buh-ling, BLING
>"What was that?"
>"TEACHER THAT WAS A GAMEBOY ANON IS PLAYING A GAMEBOY"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:04:49 No.17880366 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877080
Please do and let me know. Sounds amusing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:05:25 No.17880370 Report

Quoted By: >>17880940

>>17880307
Kids like this exist everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:10:46 No.17880414 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879606
>THE PLASTIC BATTLE STADIUM
Oh boy. Right in the nostalgia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:18:55 No.17880500 Report

Quoted By: >>17880526

>yugioh and pokemon cards weren't allowed at school when we were 12
>prepared hand-written versions buy cutting out like 40 small square pieces of paper from an A4 sheet for my friends to play and prepared additional cards as "booster" packs they could redeem from me when they win
After final exams we just started bringing our real decks to school since the teachers stopped caring, but those were the days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:20:30 No.17880517 Report

Quoted By: >>17903080

>2014
>still raising your hand in class
>not calling out

wow you are all faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:21:21 No.17880526 Report

Quoted By:

>>17880500
>buy
Whoops, by*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:23:30 No.17880560 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876194
Not only returned your gift, but traded it in for Casuals on Duty? Disown him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:33:22 No.17880663 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878675
>Shaman King
I need to watch this show again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:45:18 No.17880770 Report

Quoted By:

>Come from a single parent family
>Just me, my brother and my mum
>one day she surprises us with about 5 random packs of pokemon cards, a few 9 slot binder pages, 2 binders from her work and lots of stickers for the binders
>open packs, get some sweet stuff
>absolutely in love with my non foil dark blastoise
>brother opens his last rocket pack, foil dark blastoise
>Blastoise bros for ages

He eventually grew out of it, despite being my younger brother. He's not really into video games much any more, too busy being an awesome mechanic and trying to start his own business.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:55:43 No.17880890 Report

Quoted By: >>17880968 >>17881913

>be 18
>was already on college, but wanted to drop out and get in the federal one, cause it's better for the area i wanted
>went to one of those high-school-like courses, that prepared for the admission tests of said college
>already got good grades on all of them, just had problems on the last phase with advanced chemestry
>didnt give a shit about other classes, so i just played diamond on them
>one day, the biology teacher goes apeshit about it, i didnt even notice him talking to me for about 2 minutes
>"you're a disgrace, anon, you'll never get in college!"
>"WELL TOO BAD I'M ALREADY IN ONE AND I WAS 5TH ON THE EXAM FOR MY AREA LAST YEAR, HUH."
>"y-you will never pass!"
>"wanna bet?"
>5 weeks later, pass the exam, got into the new college i wanted
>mfw he's now avoiding me and everyone from that place told me he punched a wall when he saw my name on the list

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 15:59:42 No.17880940 Report

Quoted By: >>17880989 >>17881095

>>17880370
>Kids like this exist everywhere.
Not in my euroland.
It's like...the wrongest idea ever. EVER.
People like that often called a "Rat" or "Toady and scammer".
May be its because kids in america don't have a "built class" and visit different lessons with different kids so they don't build a strong relationship because of being with the same kids for more than 9 years.
Anyways yeah - doing something like that is so wrong here.
You do it - nobody will ever talk to you or beat you for being such an ass-licking cunt.
I mean what's the point of acting like "HEEEY MRS.WILSON. TOMMY HAS A GAMEBOY IN HIS POCKET. PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM"
only a total scum could do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:02:23 No.17880968 Report

Quoted By: >>17881022

>>17880890

It is pretty disrespectful to play a game in the middle of class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:04:16 No.17880989 Report

Quoted By:

>>17880940
If think is that bad in america, you have no idea how is it in a country like Brazil. Shit intense, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:04:20 No.17880991 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876033
>tfw I traded my Charzard for a Flareon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:07:32 No.17881022 Report

Quoted By: >>17881093

>>17880968
most teachers dont care, since it's mostly your loss
at least, a lot of them told me that you can do whatever you want if you dont distract the others from the class.
since i usually sat in a corner on the back of the room, it was perfect

just that old faggot that was all pissy about it, though.
would've loved to see the look on his face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:14:16 No.17881093 Report

Quoted By: >>17881172

>>17881022
>i usually sat in a corner on the back of the room, it was perfect
Oh that brings back some memories
>be a biggest kid. other kids think that you are some kind of bully or something. but you just a nerd with big body
>kids have problems with me because my huge back was closing the view
>teacher puts me on the back row
>be also an artist and love games so you can play vidya, Tamagochi and draw whenever you want till the very end of school
Yep. that felt good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:14:22 No.17881095 Report

Quoted By:

>>17880940
>kids dont have a built class in america
actually in grades 1-6 they do, some places even longer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:16:43 No.17881114 Report

Quoted By: >>17881172

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:21:12 No.17881166 Report

Quoted By: >>17881184

>>17876033
>>17877269
Absolutely no girls at my school were into Pokemon. You guys must live in some alternate dimension.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:22:22 No.17881172 Report

Quoted By:

>>17881114
lol my first one was actually this one. only white color!
this >>17881093 anon
I got it for christmas and shat my pants because i heared only japs getting tamagochis and had no idea we can have it too.
>mfw i understood the mechanics of it at first day and came with a thought that it's a piece of shit without any so called "having your own high AI - PET-atmosphere".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:23:21 No.17881184 Report

Quoted By: >>17881226

>>17881166
Weird. I think more girls in my circle of friends play Pokemon than guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:27:29 No.17881226 Report

Quoted By: >>17881296

>>17881184
Hardly anyone I went to middle school and high school with played video games at all, but the few who did were all guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:34:15 No.17881296 Report

Quoted By:

>>17881226
Brit here. My primary school had absolutely everyone love nerdy shit like Pokemon. Hell one of the girls in the year below me was actually in the third Star Wars movie as one of the kids that Anakin murders, and I once legit role played a Yu-Gi-Oh battle with another girl while half our class watched.

Then I went to Secondary school on the other side of London and fucking NOBODY liked that stuff, girls or guys. Shit sucked for a few years until HG/SS happened, and casuals got into it for nostalgia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:54:59 No.17881536 Report

Quoted By: >>17881584

SNITCHES GET STITCHES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 16:58:05 No.17881584 Report

Quoted By: >>17881735 >>17881764

>>17881536
AND END UP IN DITCHES OR TREATED LIKE BITCHES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:10:59 No.17881735 Report

Quoted By: >>17881751

>>17881584
Funny, I always imagine dancing like an elf repeating this. I don't even know how an elf dances, just feel like its necessary or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:13:04 No.17881751 Report

Quoted By:

>>17881735
Snitches get stitches and treated like bitches, and if they gon' lie, they end up in ditches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:14:41 No.17881764 Report

Quoted By:

>>17881584
>Be in fifth grade
>Tyrone tell on Jamal for having pokemon cards, turn out Jamal also had drugs for another kid parents
>He show up to class the day after, it's the last time I see him
>He doesn't make it home that day
>Parts of his body are dumped in front of the school three weeks later
RIP in pieces Tyrone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:28:03 No.17881913 Report

Quoted By: >>17881945 >>17883189

>>17880890
This reminds me of a story my 7th Grade Math Teacher once told us.
>Back in the days before GameBoy
>Kids kept playing his handheld in class
>Teacher told him to put it away
>Kid kept taking it out when Teacher wasn't looking
>Teacher got mad and took the handheld
>Teacher then chucked it at the wall where it smashed to pieces
Don't play games in class, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:30:32 No.17881945 Report

Quoted By: >>17881975

>>17881913
>"hey mom, the teacher took my gameboy from my hands and tossed it at the wall!"
>"oh really, anon? let me sue her for proprety damage!"
that teacher is retarded, could've gotten in a lot of trouble for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:33:37 No.17881975 Report

Quoted By:

>>17881945
He said it was one of those cheap LCD handhelds. Nothing of value was lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:52:37 No.17882216 Report

Quoted By: >>17882412 >>17889441

>be a geeky teen when pokemon comes to the west
>crazy about pokemon, manage to get a charizard card
>get mugged one day after school and lose all my cards
>tell older brother about it and who they were
>later that night, brother comes home late all beaten up but with my cards
>he's in a rush for some reason and all nervous, so he seems to not notice that he didn't take all my cards out of his pocket, including charizard
>he quickly leaves before I notice and can tell him
>next day, find out on the news that the muggers were killed but an eyewitness saw that it was my brother
>over a decade later, decide to become a police officer to prevent anything like this happening to anyone else
>one day in a shootout with a gang, partner right next to me but shot and badly wounded
>tell partner that he's going to make it, everything will be ok, when one of the gang member comes behind me, says "hey" and reaches for something in his pocket
>quickly react and shoot him dead before he can do anything
>dust is settled, get closer look at his face
>it's my long lost brother
> he was actually reaching for the rest of my cards to give me
>depressed for weeks despite getting promoted
>finally work up the strength to visit my mom
>tell her everything that happened
>she burst into treats

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 17:58:29 No.17882290 Report

Quoted By: >>17882573

>>17875371
>mfw I remember when my school banned Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
>mfw I remember when the same school banned gameboys
>mfw I remember when the same school banned mother fucking rock papper scissors
>mfw no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:09:00 No.17882412 Report

Quoted By: >>17889441

>>17882216
anon.. if this is true, I'm sorry. that sucks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:21:54 No.17882548 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878162
My story is better.
>Stop collecting Pokemon cards
>Friends get me back into cards around Boundaries Cross
>Buys theme deck and a couple packs
>Opens first pack
>Black Kyurem EX
>Opens second pack
>White Kyurem EX
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:22:59 No.17882563 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878189
>Implying that Facebook isn't the cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:23:48 No.17882573 Report

Quoted By: >>17882592

>>17882290
>mfw I remember when the same school banned mother fucking rock papper scissors
Was it a religious school or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:25:32 No.17882592 Report

Quoted By: >>17896018

>>17882573
Nope. Public school. If I remember right it was because the kids kept playing with the rule that the loser had to take a punch to the arm. Stupid shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:25:56 No.17882599 Report

Quoted By: >>17882827

>be like 4th grade or something like that
>be one of the best kids when it comes to drawing
>get paid in pokemon cards to draw a pokemon (i drew a copy of the pic that was on the card)
>still have some of them left

>draw a pokemon that has a lot of colors and details
>everyone wants one
>teacher has to scan my picture and print new ones
i was the fucking queen of pokemon at my school.

>be a few days ago
>find pics
>still looks good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:34:10 No.17882690 Report

Quoted By:

>>17878284
shitlord

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:45:29 No.17882816 Report

Quoted By: >>17882959 >>17883017

All right kids, gather aroubd me, let me tell you a story of tears, despair and stupid catholic people
>being 10
>pokemon is released and every kid is ecstasic about it
>only child, so, fathers will spoil me a little
>have posters, stickers albums, a weird ass table game called the ppkemon master, the golden cards from Bk, etc.
>suddenly, game hit the shelves, buy it on english because distribuitors at the time where some scumbags
>in school, I was like some kind of good, just because of the game
>everything was fine and in peace, until the catholic church attacked
>first victim was the anime
>priest that was only knew in his town said that pikemon was a satanic creation, and that the kids that played those games and collected the things where destined to burn in hell
>to avoid that, he and his covenant will ask for the stuff, burn them in front of the church
>grandmother was a member of that covenant
>she went through my room when I was in the school
>that day forgot my game in the house
>when I return, I see that the posters, toys, albums, everything is gone
>ask mom what happened
>"oh, anon, granny took everything, but be glad, she leave a present for you, and your soul will be saved!"
>hands me a beat up bible
>what I am supposed to do with this?
Cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:46:37 No.17882827 Report

Quoted By:

>>17882599
Pics or didn't happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 18:58:41 No.17882959 Report

Quoted By: >>17883017 >>17883277

>>17882816
Continue
>next day at school (catholic school), depressed as fuck
>hear this classmate that just happened to past for the same
>and another
>and another
>those who played or had something pokemon relayed experimented the same, but they handled it by own hand
>fast forward to sunday
>after kids mass
>priest saya that there is something special for the kids outside the church
>we all go outside, and lo and behold, all the stuff was there
>there was this smell of gasoline too
>priest tell us that now, we will be pure and able to enter to the reign of god
>guy dressed in white is there
>recognize him, is the fucker from the tv
>he give us a lecture of how we, the kids, should read the bible more and get close to god
>he put us to sing as a giant fireball eats all our things
>all the kids applaud, chear and sing, meanwhile, adults are chatting about ban the series from the tv
Cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:01:40 No.17883005 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877088
>giving into the demands of a trite piece of shit without a justifiable blackmail or threat of physical violence
Son, I've got bad news for you. You're a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:02:55 No.17883017 Report

Quoted By:

>>17882816
>>17882959

>waiting for continuation to determine whether rusing or not

While that's happening, here's my story.

>be Christian
>raised in Christian house during the 90's
>go to Church every week + church events throughout the week
>love Pokemon
>parents embraced Pokemon since their kids liked it
>buy their three kids Pokemon merchandise such as t-shirts, cards, games, etc.
>Christian church we attend also embraces Pokemon
>Church holds Pokemon tournaments
>eight year old me wins $100 prize
>still go to same church who regularly hold gaming tournaments for kids and the youth

That's why you have to go non-denominational. Catholics have too many ceremonies and rules. Burning any game/book/etc. is Nazi level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:14:34 No.17883189 Report

Quoted By: >>17896159

>>17881913
Oh, my calc teacher in high school did it better. This was in the non-calc class so I didn't get to witness it even though he told us he was going to do it to the other class ahead of time (we were a small, fun class).

One of the kids in the other class had a broken iPod and showed him after class. Together the two of them came up with this plan. So the next day, the kid sits in class "listening" to his iPod. The teacher asks him to put it away and the kid pretends not to hear him. After asking a few times and getting visibly annoyed, the teacher goes and pulls the earbuds out of the kid's ear. The kid says "Whaa?" And the teacher pretends to just completely flip out. He goes over to his desk, pulls out a hammer and proceeds to smash the shit out of the iPod in front of the whole class. Class was apparently dead silent for the rest of the period.

He stopped having discipline issues in that class and we all got a laugh out of listening to people tell us he was insane at lunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:20:44 No.17883277 Report

Quoted By: >>17884076

>>17882959
>fastforward a few days, priest tell us some pkmn nes and their "meaning"
>gyarados = a sad orgy
>tentacruel = rectal tune
>start to grow bitter and angry
>fast forward a couple of years
>going out with grandma to the market, she just need to go with the priest to ask him for some things
>as I wait, some golden shit caught my attention
>golden dust
>see more dust near a small cigars box
>open it to see a buch of cards without the gold cover
>3 cards to be done
>take the cards and put them in my pocket
>the next sunday, the priest is angry but doesnt tell why
>seems to be that the burning of the stuff was symbolic and that all the shit had to be returned
>he just got a huge debt in his head and had to pay to every kid
>since school os afiliated to said church, goes bankrupt
>ends up closing
>I receive nothing because according to grandmother "I had already received a lot, since my soul was salved"
>mfw I still have thise golden cards
>mfw they attacked anime the next week in tv
>mfw I have no face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:25:53 No.17883346 Report

Quoted By: >>17883738

Hope someone can relate

>be in 9th grade
>sell ygo cards
>kid steals money from his parents 200+
>sell him bullshit cards, some rares,holos, ultimates
>I didn't know he had stolen the money continue with deal
>a few days later I get called up to the office
>guy is crying. His parents supposedly beat him.
>dean of students tells me that I need to give them the money back
>give it back only half. Get off scothfree
>a few hours later get called up again. Ask me where the other half is. Tell them I used it to buy my scientific calculator.
>nigger dean gives me shit, ends up suspending me for a week for bullshit reasons, mostly because I "lied".
>get my fucking cards back they're all Chewed up, with ketchup
>guy tells me his parents made him eat the cards
>his mom was crying because they needed 200 to pay their car.
>fucked up my freshman year completely
>fucked up my high school career and chances to get into a good university.
>this was just one bullshit reason out of many
>ygo banned.

Fuck my life, can't believe I was this naive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:29:12 No.17883398 Report

Quoted By:

>be kid
>buy pharonic guardian pack
>opening pack with friend
>turn to him and say 'it'd be good if I could get the card on the front'
>open pack, pull ultra rare Helpoemer
>mfw

>also kid
>supermarket selling lost millenium boosters in blister packaging
>buy a pack
>later on, pull ultimate rare ancient gear golem
>pride of place as deckmaster
>religiously buy lost milennium packs from said supermarket until they stop stocking them
I think I threw my main deck out but there must have been ~120GBP worth of mint or near-mint cards in there

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion)

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion) Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:39:05 No.17883512 Report

Quoted By: >>17883955

I used to play pokemon all the time during recess (the games).

I still remember playing d/p multi battle tower with my best friend in school. I'm now 20. He'd use things like Miltoic and Garchomp and I'd use pokemon like Ludicolo, Magnezone, and Toxicroak (before Drizzle toad was a thing).

We'd also play on trips and sometimes during class. The teachers never gave a shit, it was good times.

Craazy how old D/P actually is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:49:34 No.17883625 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875484
>Mega Ultra Chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:57:38 No.17883738 Report

Quoted By: >>17883765 >>17883894 >>17888366

>>17883346
That kind of stuff can stop you from getting into a good school? Shit. I got into a prestigious university based on my academic merit alone, and God knows I was a trouble maker in high school. I just so happened to be a smart trouble maker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 19:59:48 No.17883765 Report

Quoted By:

>>17883738
If it did, they probably listed it as some sort of pandering or robbery. They'll bullshit it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:09:03 No.17883894 Report

Quoted By: >>17883983

>>17883738

Fucked my GPA super hard. That's why.

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion)

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion) Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:11:09 No.17883927 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877757
still have that charizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:13:23 No.17883955 Report

Quoted By:

>>17883512
>ludicolo
mah nigga

Just transferrede my ludicolo from bw that ive had since emerald

fizzynigs you will be forever in my hall of fame

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:15:23 No.17883983 Report

Quoted By: >>17884720

>>17883894
Oh, well if you're dumb and have a low GPA then blame that for why you couldn't get into a good school. Shenanigans don't factor into your GPA. Grades do.

If you blame your antics for why your GPA was so low, then that's your own damn fault. The one instance you mentioned doesn't seem like it'd be enough to tank your grades. You must have been in constant trouble if your actions were fucking with your grades. That means you were either A: a trouble maker who didn't focus on school or B: so dumb you didn't learn from any of your mistakes. If that is the case, you don't deserve to go to a prestigious school.

Just my observation from what I've seen.

Loki 1306-6595-2450

Loki 1306-6595-2450 Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:23:39 No.17884076 Report

Quoted By:

>>17883277
wut?

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion)

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion) Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:28:23 No.17884128 Report

Quoted By: >>17884178

>>17878344
never watched chronicles, is it bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:32:53 No.17884178 Report

Quoted By:

>>17884128
According to /co/, yet it is that bad. Better to just rewatch the original series.

Rupus 1504-7050-6199 (Ivysaur, Maractus, Pansage)

Rupus 1504-7050-6199 (Ivysaur, Maractus, Pansage) Thu 06 Feb 2014 20:41:33 No.17884310 Report

Quoted By: >>17885135 >>17885381 >>17889148

>be around 4
>Pokemon anime became big shit
>Me and friends spend all the time roleplaying as Pokemon running around and screaming their names all the time
>Years later
>have a mandatory internship at a kindergarden
>Children run around screaming "Pikachu" "Bulbasaur"
>Have a big smile on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 21:09:39 No.17884720 Report

Quoted By:

>>17883983

Nah I fucked up every year. It was fun. But regardless it went to a really good school, in where you missed a week you where probably going to fail the trimester.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 21:29:52 No.17885095 Report

Quoted By:

Stuck my pokemon cards in my jacket and went out for recess in the snow. There were wet beyond repair. Rip in peace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 21:32:07 No.17885135 Report

Quoted By: >>17901231

>>17884310
>tfw did this all the time
I was squirtle and my friend was charmander nearly every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 21:37:29 No.17885238 Report

Quoted By: >>17888330

>Post picture of black kid
>Lures disgrunteled racists
>Top b8 m8
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 21:44:13 No.17885381 Report

Quoted By:

>>17884310
fucking genwunners

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2014 22:01:36 No.17885693 Report

Quoted By:

>cum on misty

Play misty for me

Daniel (2724-0092-1782) Aipom,Chansey,Loudred

Daniel (2724-0092-1782) Aipom,Chansey,Loudred Fri 07 Feb 2014 00:12:07 No.17887960 Report

Quoted By: >>17895666

>>17876972
>several save files

...nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 00:36:51 No.17888330 Report

Quoted By:

>>17885238
>Not believing in statistics
>Not knowing niggers steal a lot
>Being that much of a nigger
>2014

Numbers are pretty harmless creatures once you know them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 00:39:19 No.17888366 Report

Quoted By:

>>17883738
Confirmed Dark/Psychic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:11:47 No.17888914 Report

Quoted By:

>haven't collected yugioh cards for years
>still watch the show occasionally (GX was out at this time)
>at walmart buying something
>standing in line I see the yugioh cards by the candy thing
>buy 1 pack for good times sake
>get home and open the pack
>Shining flare wingman

He was the nigger on the cover of the cards at that point. Felt pretty fucking cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:12:56 No.17888941 Report

Quoted By: >>17889005 >>17896075

>Elementary school
>YGO craze starts
>I was already far into it before anyone else
>Take deck to school
>Everyone is marveled by my cards (used to have three copies of blue eyes)
>Some fat autistic kid wants to duel me
>K.jpg
>Duel him
>I used to have a fair share of effect monsters back in the day
>Fat kid only has normal monsters with no effect
>I completely fucking wreck him
>Starts crying
>Then gets enraged
>Starts taking cards from my deck and one by one ripping them apart while still crying
>I'm just amazed at this act of autism
>I even find it mildly hilarious
>Suddenly
>Between the pile of ripped cards see one of my blue eyes dragon
>Get real fucking mad
>Punch him really fast in the nose and throat, not thinking before
>He starts to bleed and then choke on his own blood
>I just freak out, take my deck and run away
>Get expelled for almost killing fatass
>Dad is a bro, buys me a whole Kaiba deck just to get my dragon back
>MFW I almost killed someone over YGO cards

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:16:52 No.17889005 Report

Quoted By: >>17889035 >>17889044

>>17888941
Why are whitekids so fucking retarded?

And don't say everyone was like that, cause I have never met a single person act like half of the stories I hear on this shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:18:31 No.17889035 Report

Quoted By:

>>17889005
I take this back actually

I had 1 friend who acted like this

And he was white

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:18:51 No.17889044 Report

Quoted By: >>17889076 >>17889178

>>17889005
You're not American, are You?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:20:32 No.17889076 Report

Quoted By:

>>17889044
I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:23:14 No.17889148 Report

Quoted By:

>>17884310
>tfw my retarded nephew pretends to be magikarp when he's happy
He's a cute retard, and so loving. I love having a non-screaming, flailing retard nephew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:24:43 No.17889178 Report

Quoted By: >>17889210

>>17889044
I actually have a story about the white kid
He was actually my best friend from 4th-6th grade, but he became some neo nazi nigger, who thought that pokemon/yugioh shit was for babies

>be 6th grade
>kid is at my house
>we are dueling
>whoping his ass bad
>after about his 10th try against me, gets really irritated
>needs something to be mad at (cant just say hes mad at dueling)
>starts taking it out on my little brother
>calling him annoying, etc
>gets even more irritated that Im not siding with him
>runs across the street to the park
>stands on the top of the slide and threatens to kill himself by jumping off, unless I make my little brother leave us alone
>exchange a "areyoukiddingmelol" face with my brother and decide to appease him (cause he was the kind to actually jump and hurt his dumbself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:26:44 No.17889210 Report

Quoted By: >>17889259

>>17889178
>expecting you to side with him against your brother
I mean unless they're a shitlord or you're a shitlord you don't let your friends pick on your siblings. Who even does that? Kids, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:29:43 No.17889259 Report

Quoted By: >>17889305

>>17889210
Yea, me and my little brother are really close too. b-best friend...

Hes only about 9 months younger than I, so we pretty much are the same age. We have about the same thought process, so we just laughed it off. after, of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:32:25 No.17889305 Report

Quoted By: >>17889338 >>17889512 >>17895861

>>17889259
I'm glad I'm not the only one that's actually friends with their sibling. Hearing about other people and their shitty sibling disputes makes me happy to have such a bro for a bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:34:10 No.17889338 Report

Quoted By:

>>17889305
Yea, Im so glad I have a good relationship with all of my siblings

people on here have some dick ass siblings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:40:25 No.17889441 Report

Quoted By:

>>17882216
>>17882412
cant tell if samefagging troll or retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 01:45:16 No.17889512 Report

Quoted By: >>17896094

>>17889305
I actually have quite a bad relation with my younger brother, being he's an asshole, even though he's into pokémon

But my lil' sis however, we're pretty close to each other, dunno, I see myself as a protector, since my parents are almost always away and almost never with us, appreciate your parents guys, some of us have half that privilege

And I also use my little sis to get max affection with all my pokémon, just open up pokémon amie, leave her alone for some time and BOOM, my party has max affection...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 03:19:14 No.17891048 Report

Quoted By: >>17891187 >>17891233

Who calls their kid "Anon"?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 03:26:21 No.17891187 Report

Quoted By:

>>17891048
Nobody, shitlord. This is obviously mean to pt you, the anonymous user, in this situation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 03:28:45 No.17891233 Report

Quoted By:

>>17891048
>being this new

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 03:29:12 No.17891240 Report

Quoted By: >>17891749 >>17895447 >>17895627 >>17902464

>be in class
>had a small card stack in my pocket
>one falls out and i go to pick it up
>"Anon! Give me that!"
>Goddammit, teacher
>Hands them to him
>"Meet me after class"
>Shit
>A hour later, class is done
>"Can i have them back sir?" I ask
>"No, i am tired of you kids bringing in these cards!"
>"Th-there just to look at"
>"And that's the problem, its a distraction"
>He rips them up in front of me
>It contained a Dark Dragonite, A Team rocket card, and some other things
>but he destroyed my FUCKING DARK DRAGONITE
>Cried in rage
>Pick them up and ran out of there
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 03:54:21 No.17891749 Report

Quoted By:

>>17891240
I don't think they're allowed to do that..
should've brought your parents and the principal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 07:29:52 No.17895447 Report

Quoted By:

>>17891240
Yeah, that's illegal. Your parents could have had him honest to god arrested over that kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 07:40:27 No.17895563 Report

Quoted By:

>have huge problems sleeping as a kid
>constantly have nightmares about things I don't remember well
>always be sleep deprived and get shit grades and stuff in class because I'd nod off
>get into pokemon
>start to see Gastly and Haunters in my nightmares
>fall asleep one day in class
>teacher has put up with my shit for too long and slaps my table with a ruler
>wake up screaming and crying
>yell to the teacher's face about how I see ghosts and shit everywhere and run off
>have to see school psychologist and get meds to help sleep
>kids always called me the ghost dude
>for my birthday my best friend gave me a psychic/ghost themed pokemon card deck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 07:48:34 No.17895627 Report

Quoted By:

>>17891240
And you took this shit? I wouldn't popped him in the mouth, no matter what age I was. Throughout my entire schooling, I maintained what was mine was mine. The fucks tried to take my phone, tried to take my MP3 player, tried to take whatever shit I had. I was the only person I knew of who didn't bitch out and give it to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 07:52:39 No.17895664 Report

Quoted By: >>17896227

>Be in second grade
>Bring some Pokemon cards to school, instant popularity
>Fourth grader comes up after people leave and asks to see my cards
>Hand him a Holographic Zapdos and a Mew card
>He fucking tears them up in front of me and drops them in a mud puddle, and walks away laughing
>Couldn't do shit about it because he was huge
>Cried for days
I still remember that fucker's name and face. Literally nothing has ever upset me that badly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 07:53:15 No.17895666 Report

Quoted By:

>>17887960
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 07:58:24 No.17895708 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876194
Holy shit, what a little asshole man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 08:11:13 No.17895824 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877894
You should have checked the shadows.

You know. For blacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 08:14:48 No.17895861 Report

Quoted By:

>>17889305

Same here. Seven year gap with my older brother, we hated each other for a while, but over time gaming brought us together. Especially pokemon

>tfw gone for most of gen 4 and all of 5
>tfw bro gets me a 3DS and Y for christmas this year
>tfw weekend visits/hangouts are now also trading/battle events

Makes me sad to see some people have such shitlord siblings, especially >>17876194

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 08:35:34 No.17896018 Report

Quoted By:

>>17882592
Public schools are fucked man. I once got in troubled for making a 'gun' with my hands, I was in like 3rd grade or something, we were playing Cops and Robbers on the playground during recess. Fuckin ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 08:46:02 No.17896075 Report

Quoted By:

>>17888941
Serves the fat little shit right. He attacked you and your property, and you retaliated, so I don't see a problem there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 08:48:32 No.17896094 Report

Quoted By:

>>17889512
you should get max affection with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 08:49:06 No.17896104 Report

Quoted By: >>17896223

>Elementary school
>Pokemon is just starting to be a fad
>Everyone is getting the games, and the cards and toys are starting to become notable
>Seems fun and I want to blend in, so I ask parents for game
>Already have gameboy with the standard Mario and shit
>Mother is super peta liberal whale
>Anon you can't play those games! They're violent towards animals!
>Okay
>Elementary school passes
>For the next two years or so, pokemon is the shit
>Everyone battles, trades, plays with the cards, the stuffed animals, watches the show.
>Except me
>Once I get a little older, say Middle School, I watch the show in secret
>At this point ash is hoenning it up
>Become enthralled
>These kids get to live in a free world, where they go on adventures and make new friends.I don't
>Fast forward years later, now on my own in college
>Buy DS
>In gamestop, see advertisements for HG/SS
>See those awesome legendaries, those cute little starters, the trainers walking with pokemon.
>Buy it. Pick Totodile
>Check my Totodile. It smiles
>"Totodile looked towards Anon with trusting eyes" or something like that
>tfw I'll never have this experience as a kid
>I'll never trade cards and mons with my close friends on the playground
>I'll never enter the unknown as an incompetent child with only my pokemon by your side

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 08:57:31 No.17896159 Report

Quoted By:

>>17883189
This?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gsDKtZb8Yc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 09:06:18 No.17896223 Report

Quoted By:

>>17896104
Oh god, this is worse than people who play wow without previously playing warcraft.

>tfw you'll never experience the final battles against blue and red like we did :^(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 09:07:13 No.17896227 Report

Quoted By:

>>17895664
I can relate to this so badly.

Fuck I hate people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 09:21:35 No.17896302 Report

Quoted By:

>Elementary School
>Invite two friends to my place
>Show off my Pokemon game and cards
>One friend states how he really wants my specific cards and games
>Leave with family to do family stuff
>Come back home to realize someone broke in and stole my shit
>All they stole was the cards and games my one friend specifically wanted
>Neighbors describe the boy who ran out of our house
>Turns out it was the other friend, simply stealing specific things to shift eyes to the second friend
>Im pissed off as all get out
>Get my mom to drive me to his house and talk to their parents to get my stuff back
>Both of our parents dont give two shits and only hand over what the kid says was stolen
>Tell them hes lying and still has half my shit with him
>"NUH UH!"
>Both of our parents shoo us away and go back to their lives
>That kid refused to even be in the same hallway as me during school
>Threw away our friendship for some fucking cards

Now that Im older, I question why he didnt steal more. I had ALL my cards there and a bunch of money. Why not steal it all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 18:39:39 No.17900506 Report

Quoted By: >>17900872

>>17877887
>using autism as a maymay trendy buzzword

confirmed underaged faggot, now go back to 9fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 18:42:43 No.17900560 Report

Quoted By: >>17900872

>>17878049
>using a gif of a tv cunt

nope, don't bring tumblr here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 19:07:59 No.17900872 Report

Quoted By:

>>17900506
>>17900560
>shameless samefagging
>>>/s4s/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 19:40:06 No.17901231 Report

Quoted By: >>17902416

>>17885135

>tfw I was a dumb motherfucker whos favorite pokemon was poliwag
>held my hands behind my back because lel no arms screaming "poli" "poli" in a high pitched voice just like pokemon snap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:01:20 No.17902416 Report

Quoted By: >>17902570

>>17901231
>be 8
>summercamp w/ older sister
>It's fucking Auschwitz outside
>some other kid is being a douchenigger
>always carries a binder of super-rare cards
>Older sister ally will not tolerate that shit
>fortunately, we're nearby a big playground, on top of a sandbox
>she somehow, knicks his binder and takes every card out
>do we..
>>A. Keep them?
>>B. Sell them?
>>C. Burn them?
>No. We picked D.
>Bury them in the fucking sandbox.
>Her and i dig a deep hole and bury those fuckers
>She kept a blue eyes white dragon.
>I kept Pic related
>A few minutes later, Douchenigger is flipping the fuck out
>He has no idea where his cards went
>He's crying to the counselors and they can't do shit about it.
>Get away with it
>Big sister and i spent the end of the day singing
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:04:40 No.17902464 Report

Quoted By:

>>17891240
yo i would dismember any teacher that did that shit. they shouldn't be destroying shit that isn't theirs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:10:59 No.17902570 Report

Quoted By: >>17902617

>>17902416
Kawaii story like the asshole who broke a girls head over a Jiggly puff. 10/10

>Spent end if the day singing

Kek. Can't find kawaii pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:13:30 No.17902617 Report

Quoted By:

>>17902570
>who broke a girls head

I regret throwing a wooden spoon at my big sister because I wanted the remote. Not every moment with a sibling was pretty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:14:49 No.17902642 Report

Quoted By: >>17902746 >>17902779

>ctrl + f
>nig
>30 results

never change /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:20:20 No.17902746 Report

Quoted By:

>>17902642
Nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger.

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU

John Lydon lol !xPOSER9PtU Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:21:53 No.17902774 Report

Quoted By:

>ctrl + f
>nig
>35 results

never change /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:22:09 No.17902779 Report

Quoted By: >>17902901

>>17902642
>nig
>nig
>nig
>N1g
>implying said nignog implied
>implying nigs can imply

Nig, big nig, nig me, nig nig

Also. I remember a nignog told be his dad works at a GBA factory, nig told me nig would get me one for 5$ with Pokemon Ruby. nig didn't fool though me, but nig fooled some other poor nig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:29:14 No.17902901 Report

Quoted By: >>17903002 >>17905539

>>17902779
Let's call it Niggersby, shall we?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:32:16 No.17902957 Report

Quoted By:

I got pokemon cards banned at my school for starting a playground level gangwar over them
good times

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:34:38 No.17903002 Report

Quoted By: >>17903099 >>17905539

>>17902901
B-But Niggersby dough?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:39:16 No.17903080 Report

Quoted By: >>17905539

>>17880517
uncivilized piece of shit

go back to your spearchucking family

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 21:40:32 No.17903099 Report

Quoted By: >>17905539

>>17903002
It's whole family looked like niggers. shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:43:01 No.17905539 Report

Quoted By:

>>17903080
>>17903099
>>17903002
>>17902901
See,? Niggers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:46:27 No.17905622 Report

Quoted By:

>>17875423

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:53:40 No.17908302 Report

Quoted By:

>>17879615
>10 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 03:14:50 No.17909753 Report

Quoted By:

>>17876033
If it makes you happy, I lost my first best friend over a 1st edition holographic Charizard

It was worth it, he became an emo fgt later

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 03:17:00 No.17909786 Report

Quoted By:

>>17877080

She was probably a Turk too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 03:21:30 No.17909847 Report

Quoted By:

it's like i'm really in /pol/

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