Part 30: http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/17798734
Chapter Directory: http://pastebin.com/sgnYBisD
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"Hey, is that it? Over there?"

"W-What, wh-what? "

"Over there, past those brambles, is that North Havernshire?

You are Calem, the ambiguously aged 15-16 year old boy from Vaniville Town. Recently, your heroic endeavor to always help out people in need has gotten you into a bit of a befuddling conundrum.

A recurring friend who you've oft been running into--a Hex Maniac by the name of Anina--has put you up to a few tasks in exchange for her giving you a helpful hand a while ago.

The first of which was to play the part of Anina's fiance in order to convince her parents that the shriveled crone had indeed done something with her life that had absolutely nothing to do with her bizarre witchery that did nothing but confound and worry aforementioned parents and her little bitter brother.

That's much easier said than done, in fact the entirety of Anina's house pretty much ended up being trashed as a result of the act, which was so passionate that...well, it made more than a couple of trousers soil themselves.