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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:11:32 No.17904901 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17904927 >>17905908 >>17906032 >>17907621 >>17910952 >>17910999

Think of pokemon. Got it? you sure you want that one? That pokemon is now responsible for amputating your legs using only its body How fucked are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:13:36 No.17904927 Report

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>>17904901
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:15:28 No.17904964 Report

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interesting...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:16:29 No.17904994 Report

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>Slurpuff
Its too fluffy to do anything
Worst-case senrario ill just have a marshmallow dog humping on of my legs for the rest of my life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:16:31 No.17904995 Report

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This would be neat to find out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:16:54 No.17905003 Report

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>electivire
SHOCK THERAPY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:20:44 No.17905068 Report

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>Gliscor
I'm fucked anyway, so this will make things easier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:42:18 No.17905521 Report

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Well... fuck.

I don't think burning the leg off counts as an amputation. This won't end well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:43:27 No.17905551 Report

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>Pinsir

Oh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:44:31 No.17905576 Report

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>Heatran

At least my legs will be cauterized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:45:17 No.17905593 Report

Quoted By: >>17905666 >>17905828

>Pinsir

Well the amputation part won't be a problem. Do we also get medical supplies and only the actual amputation has to be done by the pokemon's body or do they also have to make us not die of blood loss with just their body too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:46:09 No.17905616 Report

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>Finneon
Guess I'm dying of gangrene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:47:48 No.17905654 Report

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>Arcanine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:48:17 No.17905666 Report

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>>17905593
>>17905551

Pinsir mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:49:06 No.17905683 Report

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>Entei
It has Crush Claw r-right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:49:43 No.17905693 Report

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The first word that popped up for me was Communism, I don't even know why. After that though>
>Aurorous
Well at least it could ice the wound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:51:53 No.17905741 Report

Quoted By: >>17907505

>Alakazam.
Perfect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3oXEdT3iPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:52:46 No.17905748 Report

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>Gabite
Little claw fingers should do it....after some time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:53:13 No.17905754 Report

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Umbreon... fuuuuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:57:20 No.17905828 Report

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>>17905593
OP here

Your survival relies completely on your pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:57:39 No.17905833 Report

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>Weezing
Would probably feel like getting hit by a dodgeball or something. I think I'm safe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2014 23:57:47 No.17905836 Report

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>Glalie
I guess it could Flash-Freeze my legs and subsequently Smash / Bite them off.

5429-8531-8370 Grass: Ivysaur, Pansage

5429-8531-8370 Grass: Ivysaur, Pansage Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:00:31 No.17905908 Report

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>>17904901
>Gallade.
Fug :DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:03:07 No.17905971 Report

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>Froslass
Guess it can touche my leg until it freezes and breack it after????????

Obstacle 5 !e4JrYuoZ66

Obstacle 5 !e4JrYuoZ66 Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:03:20 No.17905978 Report

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>Chandelure
Well, at least it can...cauterize me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:05:17 No.17906019 Report

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>Absol
I'm in for a really painful moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:05:48 No.17906032 Report

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>>17904901
wailord... it will be a mercy killing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:26:38 No.17906494 Report

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>exeggutor
I don't understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:29:53 No.17906569 Report

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>This guy

The pokemon likes me, right?

Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:38:36 No.17906774 Report

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>Klefki
this is going to be slow and painfull

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:41:27 No.17906853 Report

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>Muk
Do I just sorta step in it and snap it off?

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion)

J Sal 4742-6496-8948 (Espurr, Munna, Duosion) Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:42:51 No.17906891 Report

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>>17906019
It's better if the experience goes fast with a strong mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 00:51:25 No.17907094 Report

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Tyranitar.
Sweet Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:04:38 No.17907376 Report

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> Farfetch'd
> In charge of doing anything useful

Welp... can I call doctor House?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:07:19 No.17907447 Report

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>dem swordsmanship skills

I'm good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:09:14 No.17907488 Report

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Crustle

X-SCISSOR MADAFAKA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:10:11 No.17907505 Report

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>>17905741

jesus christ why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:15:01 No.17907602 Report

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Luvdisc
Oh no.
Oh no no no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:16:27 No.17907621 Report

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>>17904901
Mega Garchomp

A landshark with scythes for arms and jaws that could chomp my legs off in one crunch would be the best I could hope for in a situation like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:16:32 No.17907623 Report

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>Meleotta
So it's going to like, sing my legs off? Will that hurt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 01:43:59 No.17908131 Report

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>Basculin

Helloooooo, gnawed-off leg stubs...

Fuzzywobbles 0361-7602-3412

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Fuzzywobbles 0361-7602-3412 Sat 08 Feb 2014 03:40:09 No.17910191 Report

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He could either use use Thunder until my leg explodes or use Brick Break. I'm leaning more towards the latter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 04:27:10 No.17910952 Report

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>>17904901
ditto. least i picked the poke who can turn his body into a saw. or a lazer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 04:30:39 No.17910994 Report

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>Chandelure
Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 04:30:54 No.17910999 Report

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>>17904901
>>Steelix

wow this couldnt go much worse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2014 04:47:20 No.17911281 Report

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>Contrary Malamer
>Each superpower to the thigh hurts more and more
>The last chop is so powerful it obliterates any trace of me ever having legs
>Why

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