>>17917383But Ash's Pikachu has all 31 IVs in each stat, Timid nature, and holds a Light Ball.
If we're talking retard, then it should be Ash, that dumbass probably put around 30 to 50 EVs in each stat.
If Giovanni was in possession of this Pikachu, he would force feed it Pompeg, Hondew and all sorts of EV reducing berries, and super train its speed and special attack making it a complete wrecking ball.